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The director told the historians to “stfu” and “get a life”. | /r/Greentext
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![O Anonymous 03/27/23 (Mon)01:58:40 No.72720514 [Reply] ► >>72720625 >be me in highschool >stoner >always skip school to smoke with friend who is also stoner >always meet up and school then leave to go smoke >only place near the school that's secluded is a drain, basically a tunnel that you can sit / crawl in but not stand >one day we're in the drain and we notice a bong, not ours >there are others >write a message on the wall, "hello?" >come back a few days later, underneath is written "hi" >h-------- >start communicating with the unknown stoners >become friends >we always use their bong because it's better than ours even though it sits in a drain (we were gross) >one day friend comes and says he has some great weed >go to smoke it after school even though I need to take a s--- >end up smoking for ages and it's completely dark >we go to leave, but I want one big hit from the bong before we go >take the biggest rip possible >oh f--- >cough so hard I start to s--- my pants >rush out of the drain, wipe ass with leaves and ditch underwear, friend asks what's wrong, I say don't worry about it I'll be back in a sec >think it's not that bad >go back to drain after half an hour of blindly wiping in the dark >friend is still there >"what the f--- is that smell" >"I don't know what you're talking about bro" and go to take another hit from bong >he turns on light from phone >it's everywhere >I look like Augustus Gloop when he fell in the chocolate river >finger marks of s--- all over the bong where I touched it >friend almost vomits >he is a bro though, helps me clean myself using a puddle >we get most of it >we leave, forget about the bong >take the train home, people are getting up and moving to other carriages >come back a few days later >bong is gone >new message on the wall >"what the f--- is wrong with you, why did you smear s--- all over our bong? Kys" >never got another message on the wall or saw the bong again I miss you drain buddies, sorry about your bong](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/558/394/23b.png "anon misses his bong buddy :-( | /r/Greentext")
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