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: Anonymous DENER OPEN 24 HRS 45 11/11/23(Sat)11:44:23 No.657150776 WORLD Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG HOTEL ROSWELL Year 45 BOWLI >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it
: Anonymous DENER OPEN 24 HRS 45 11/11/23(Sat)11:44:23 No.657150776 WORLD Wolfenstein-2.jpg 104 KB JPG HOTEL ROSWELL Year 45 BOWLI >Game is supposed to depict a dystopic nightmare future >Streets are clean, buildings are pretty, and crime is low I don't get it

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: Anonymous 336 KB PNG >go on 4chan >/b/ 07/15/18(Sun)14:40:11 No.46814854 >be me >23 year old normie >one day casually browsing reddit >find r/greentext >owo whats this.jpeg >wanna know how to make a greentext >google it >its p--- >its all f------ p---
: Anonymous 336 KB PNG >go on 4chan >/b/ 07/15/18(Sun)14:40:11 No.46814854 >be me >23 year old normie >one day casually browsing reddit >find r/greentext >owo whats this.jpeg >wanna know how to make a greentext >google it >its p--- >its all f------ p---

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Anon buys an antique | /r/Greentext

File: EQBT857UCAAD gYing (20 KB, 474x474) Anonymous (ID: 250HNG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:15:32 No.403392228 >>403392418 >>403392447 >>403392700 >>403382718 >>403392896 >>403303072 ->403383167 >>403393408 403383641 >>4003304372 >>403314713 >>403304973 >>403355019 >>403350173 >>401395239 25423385679 4033890172 >>40338783 >>403396820 >>-4003-7882 >>>4009795943881342240038207 >>4003338730) >>ANAED >>403 vina26 22403399109403589942524033399080-4004008543-4004014704004012741 >>403402729>>403403056 >>403403100 >>403404219>>403404416 >>403404817 >>403405503 >>403406796 >>403408072 >>400409800403410638603412136 >>403412168 >>403415418 >>403418336 >>403419830 >>403423433 >>403423616 >girlfriend bitched me out for buying an antique antisemitic caricature on ebay and said "I don't want that in my house" >mfw we rent Why do our female partners seem to be redpilled on our s--- until they aren't? I thought this thing was f------ hilarious and it was only like $10. << Anonymous (ID: 260QKHAG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:16:53 No.403392341400302574>>403302664 >>403312680 403302766 >>403322918 >>403383079403303162 >>405303219 >>403393237 >>409323365 >>403399834>>40339415224033043172403304515 >>403304541403394-08 >>403305174 >>403305798 >>#03305800 >>403305819 >>403306003 >>403396160 >>403306257 >>403306341 >>403396628 >>403396533 >>403307141 >>4033117547 >>403301177 5400307937403108130>>403308379 >>403398670 >>403390801 >>40333004) >>403328007 >>403400049 >>403401187 >>403401202403401201403401470 >>40140272540340260337403402900 >>4013402950 >>40340Q977 >>403400323403403038) >>40340293] >>403404008) >>403404057>>400405077 >>403405829 >>400408103 >>403408530>>403400850 >>403408864 >>403408085 22403400072 >>403400101 3403400386 2240340083002603410170403410507 >>403410615 >>4004106382403411106 >>403411109>>403411067403411021 >>403412136 >>403414734 >>400414822 >>403415839>>403416041 >>403418120 >>403417835 400413934>>4024208035»401420250 >>4013420082 >>402421090 >>40342147) >>403472855 >>403423258)>>403423205*2403423335 >>403342:3470 >>403423542 >>400423043 File: s-l1600 (1).jpg (253 KB, 1600x1600) Pic related, it's the thing I bought Anonymous (ID: CXOEJO) 11/07/22(Mon)22:42:18 No.403394515 ► >>403392341 this is good fodder as a picture on the internet, but why would you want a demonic talisman in your home? Anonymous (ID: 76al4Y) 11/07/22(Mon)22:20:57 No.403392680 >>403392341 I can see why she doesn't like it. Looks f------ cursed. Anonymous (ID: qzZmB) 11/07/22(Mon)22:28:56 No.403393365 >>403392341 She probably doesn't want some creepy jew staring at her while she's changing, anon. Anonymous (ID: 7) 11/07/22(Mon)22:38:00 No.4033941524097301 Anonymous (ID: CSP7E0Z) ► 11/07/22(Mon)22:19:4 >>403392341 Why would you want that in your house? Anonymous (ID: (MEOGOBing)) >>403392341 Holy f--- Imao >>403392341 Look, it's hilarious, but it's worth keeping locked away in a box. No one wants to see this s--- on a daily basis. You might, because it's funny, but of course a woman won't. Try to see it from her point of view, if you love her.
File: EQBT857UCAAD gYing (20 KB, 474x474) Anonymous (ID: 250HNG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:15:32 No.403392228 >>403392418 >>403392447 >>403392700 >>403382718 >>403392896 >>403303072 ->403383167 >>403393408 403383641 >>4003304372 >>403314713 >>403304973 >>403355019 >>403350173 >>401395239 25423385679 4033890172 >>40338783 >>403396820 >>-4003-7882 >>>4009795943881342240038207 >>4003338730) >>ANAED >>403 vina26 22403399109403589942524033399080-4004008543-4004014704004012741 >>403402729>>403403056 >>403403100 >>403404219>>403404416 >>403404817 >>403405503 >>403406796 >>403408072 >>400409800403410638603412136 >>403412168 >>403415418 >>403418336 >>403419830 >>403423433 >>403423616 >girlfriend bitched me out for buying an antique antisemitic caricature on ebay and said "I don't want that in my house" >mfw we rent Why do our female partners seem to be redpilled on our s--- until they aren't? I thought this thing was f------ hilarious and it was only like $10. << Anonymous (ID: 260QKHAG) 11/07/22(Mon)22:16:53 No.403392341400302574>>403302664 >>403312680 403302766 >>403322918 >>403383079403303162 >>405303219 >>403393237 >>409323365 >>403399834>>40339415224033043172403304515 >>403304541403394-08 >>403305174 >>403305798 >>#03305800 >>403305819 >>403306003 >>403396160 >>403306257 >>403306341 >>403396628 >>403396533 >>403307141 >>4033117547 >>403301177 5400307937403108130>>403308379 >>403398670 >>403390801 >>40333004) >>403328007 >>403400049 >>403401187 >>403401202403401201403401470 >>40140272540340260337403402900 >>4013402950 >>40340Q977 >>403400323403403038) >>40340293] >>403404008) >>403404057>>400405077 >>403405829 >>400408103 >>403408530>>403400850 >>403408864 >>403408085 22403400072 >>403400101 3403400386 2240340083002603410170403410507 >>403410615 >>4004106382403411106 >>403411109>>403411067403411021 >>403412136 >>403414734 >>400414822 >>403415839>>403416041 >>403418120 >>403417835 400413934>>4024208035»401420250 >>4013420082 >>402421090 >>40342147) >>403472855 >>403423258)>>403423205*2403423335 >>403342:3470 >>403423542 >>400423043 File: s-l1600 (1).jpg (253 KB, 1600x1600) Pic related, it's the thing I bought Anonymous (ID: CXOEJO) 11/07/22(Mon)22:42:18 No.403394515 ► >>403392341 this is good fodder as a picture on the internet, but why would you want a demonic talisman in your home? Anonymous (ID: 76al4Y) 11/07/22(Mon)22:20:57 No.403392680 >>403392341 I can see why she doesn't like it. Looks f------ cursed. Anonymous (ID: qzZmB) 11/07/22(Mon)22:28:56 No.403393365 >>403392341 She probably doesn't want some creepy jew staring at her while she's changing, anon. Anonymous (ID: 7) 11/07/22(Mon)22:38:00 No.4033941524097301 Anonymous (ID: CSP7E0Z) ► 11/07/22(Mon)22:19:4 >>403392341 Why would you want that in your house? Anonymous (ID: (MEOGOBing)) >>403392341 Holy f--- Imao >>403392341 Look, it's hilarious, but it's worth keeping locked away in a box. No one wants to see this s--- on a daily basis. You might, because it's funny, but of course a woman won't. Try to see it from her point of view, if you love her.

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Anon is a catfish | /r/Greentext

File: d99.png (9 KB, 645x773) well what the f--- do i do now Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)15:16:18 No.75381929 >>75382223 >be me >catfishing an anon for ez simp money >end up spending way more time with him than i planned to >we literally spend like 12 hours day just chatting, playing vidya, watching anime together, etc >suddenly realize i caught feelings for him unironically
File: d99.png (9 KB, 645x773) well what the f--- do i do now Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat)15:16:18 No.75381929 >>75382223 >be me >catfishing an anon for ez simp money >end up spending way more time with him than i planned to >we literally spend like 12 hours day just chatting, playing vidya, watching anime together, etc >suddenly realize i caught feelings for him unironically

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Were they stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous D 30 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:12:09 No.189824296 >Oui, we are going to execute our king and replace him with a reactionary totalitarian regime and then replace that with a Super- King aka an Emperor and that after the Emperor we are uh... actually going to bring back the executed kings brothers to rule even though they are more conservative than he was and uh... then uh... get rid of them and replace it with like another king? And then get another emperor because, because we just are OKAY???
: Anonymous D 30 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:12:09 No.189824296 >Oui, we are going to execute our king and replace him with a reactionary totalitarian regime and then replace that with a Super- King aka an Emperor and that after the Emperor we are uh... actually going to bring back the executed kings brothers to rule even though they are more conservative than he was and uh... then uh... get rid of them and replace it with like another king? And then get another emperor because, because we just are OKAY???

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Anon meets a girl. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous f--- my life 11/11/23(Sat)04:10:57 No.75380506 113 KB PNG >be me >meet this girl, easy 8.5 >start talking to her >the convo is going pretty well >gives me her insta >talk to her and play video games together the whole night while saying random s--- and laughing about it together >she's kinda autistic (which is cute) >the next morning as i'm talking to her she says: "i gotta tell you about this guy i'm talking to" >feels_like_shit_instantly.jpg >play it cool >mfw i realize this s--- happens to me all the time >mfw why the f--- does this s--- keeps happening to me? and is there a way to prevent this s--- from happening?
Anonymous f--- my life 11/11/23(Sat)04:10:57 No.75380506 113 KB PNG >be me >meet this girl, easy 8.5 >start talking to her >the convo is going pretty well >gives me her insta >talk to her and play video games together the whole night while saying random s--- and laughing about it together >she's kinda autistic (which is cute) >the next morning as i'm talking to her she says: "i gotta tell you about this guy i'm talking to" >feels_like_shit_instantly.jpg >play it cool >mfw i realize this s--- happens to me all the time >mfw why the f--- does this s--- keeps happening to me? and is there a way to prevent this s--- from happening?

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Anon gets a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

File: 1670264324466.png (394 KB, 445x500) Help Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 09:09:47 No.75379924 >>75379931 >>75379942 >>75379957 >>75379983 >>75380001 robots, I don't know whats wrong with me >Finally get gf >short cute and huge boobs >It's all going good for a month or two >suddenly get the urge to be mean to her and obsessive >force her to call me 'master' and take a bunch of nudes for me all the time >She does all of this because i'm her first boyfriend and she has low self-esteem >Feel bad about it later help on how to better?
File: 1670264324466.png (394 KB, 445x500) Help Anonymous 11/11/23(Sat) 09:09:47 No.75379924 >>75379931 >>75379942 >>75379957 >>75379983 >>75380001 robots, I don't know whats wrong with me >Finally get gf >short cute and huge boobs >It's all going good for a month or two >suddenly get the urge to be mean to her and obsessive >force her to call me 'master' and take a bunch of nudes for me all the time >She does all of this because i'm her first boyfriend and she has low self-esteem >Feel bad about it later help on how to better?

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Anon is fat. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 99% sure being fat is why I ne(...) E 90 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)01:34:43 No.75379768 >Be me >5 years old, also the fastest kid >Girl my age liked me, I even convinced her to sit on my face one time >Age 7-8 >Different girl my age asked me to be her boyfriend or some s--- but ironically she was fat >Be age 9 >Started to notice I wasn't the fastest kid anymore >Age 10-11 >Remember I was rated as the 2nd ugliest in some kind of comparison (ugliest was a fat prick but later became a football chad in HS) >Age 11-12 >Got socially rejected that still leaves a scar to this day which only left me more prone to isolation >"Coincidentally" girls became less interested in me when I gained weight since 9 years old >Age 12-18 >At best became acquaintances with some girls but didn't seem like they were romantically interested in me >Age 22 (present moment) >Still no luck with girls, about to turn 23 in a few days and still never had a girlfriend >Despite me knowing being fat is why I never had a gf I don't do anything about it because I'm too lazy and free will doesn't exist otherwise I would be putting in the effort to gymmaxx
Anonymous 99% sure being fat is why I ne(...) E 90 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)01:34:43 No.75379768 >Be me >5 years old, also the fastest kid >Girl my age liked me, I even convinced her to sit on my face one time >Age 7-8 >Different girl my age asked me to be her boyfriend or some s--- but ironically she was fat >Be age 9 >Started to notice I wasn't the fastest kid anymore >Age 10-11 >Remember I was rated as the 2nd ugliest in some kind of comparison (ugliest was a fat prick but later became a football chad in HS) >Age 11-12 >Got socially rejected that still leaves a scar to this day which only left me more prone to isolation >"Coincidentally" girls became less interested in me when I gained weight since 9 years old >Age 12-18 >At best became acquaintances with some girls but didn't seem like they were romantically interested in me >Age 22 (present moment) >Still no luck with girls, about to turn 23 in a few days and still never had a girlfriend >Despite me knowing being fat is why I never had a gf I don't do anything about it because I'm too lazy and free will doesn't exist otherwise I would be putting in the effort to gymmaxx

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Anon is a cheater | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous School 08/24/22(Wed)11:23:29 No.884460822 >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? 142 KB PNG 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 : Anonymous >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873 : Anonymous You literally just learned.. with extra steps
: Anonymous School 08/24/22(Wed)11:23:29 No.884460822 >be me, high school >Don't know s--- in class >Decide to download an app to cheat >The app takes me to a YouTube channel where a guy tells me answers and explains how to do the problem so I can pass the tests >I use this to get through high school Did anyone else cheat like this? 142 KB PNG 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:42 No.884460867 : Anonymous >>884460822 (OP) # W-- are you on about? 08/24/22(Wed)11:24:50 No.884460873 : Anonymous You literally just learned.. with extra steps

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*chair clattering* | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)07:44:22 No.191953843 >girl I like found out on which movie character I based my personality on
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)07:44:22 No.191953843 >girl I like found out on which movie character I based my personality on

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The towns bike isn't yours. It was merely your turn to ride on it. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)00:05:37 No.30147657 >Confessed my feelings to a girl. >She agreed, and I finally got a girlfriend at 29. >A week later, she reveals she wants to break up, admitting she went back to her ex-boyfriend after he learned about our relationship. >Battling intense emotions, I resist the urge to let anger take over >Choose the higher path, walking away with fully awareness that I could have killed her with a single punch, i knew that I could destroy her life with a single punch but I choose to not. I was merciful to her. And I feel that she only told me because he wanted to date her again. If not she would have kept her cheating quiet. Somehow she thinks she had the higher moral ground because she was "honest" by telling me what she did. Like a pup that shat on the carpet. How do I get over this? She was my first girlfriend.
: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/11/23(Sat)00:05:37 No.30147657 >Confessed my feelings to a girl. >She agreed, and I finally got a girlfriend at 29. >A week later, she reveals she wants to break up, admitting she went back to her ex-boyfriend after he learned about our relationship. >Battling intense emotions, I resist the urge to let anger take over >Choose the higher path, walking away with fully awareness that I could have killed her with a single punch, i knew that I could destroy her life with a single punch but I choose to not. I was merciful to her. And I feel that she only told me because he wanted to date her again. If not she would have kept her cheating quiet. Somehow she thinks she had the higher moral ground because she was "honest" by telling me what she did. Like a pup that shat on the carpet. How do I get over this? She was my first girlfriend.

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Should we blame the bombs? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Do you love Japan? 16 KB JPG >Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers >The most commonly reported i----- occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead. Source >The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. 11/11/23(Sat)11:29:39 No.189824571 i-----/ >According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first e---------- in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training. https://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of- : Anonymous AR 19 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:32:33 No.189824607
: Anonymous Do you love Japan? 16 KB JPG >Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers' having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers >The most commonly reported i----- occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you," or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead. Source >The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. 11/11/23(Sat)11:29:39 No.189824571 i-----/ >According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first e---------- in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training. https://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of- : Anonymous AR 19 KB PNG 11/11/23(Sat)11:32:33 No.189824607

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Anon becomes a Muslim | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous لا إله إلا الله 184 KB PNG 03/16/21(Tue)15:18:07 No.62780438 >be me >Get VR headset >Download VR chat >Get a counter strike terrorist avatar >Go in furry and weeb servers and LARP as a Muslim/Jihadist >Get called out a couple of times for not being a Muslim >Watch some videos on islam, learn a bit of basic arabic, listen to Muslim music >Also read Koran so I could recite various passages >Pretty good read >My jihad larping abilities improve quite a bit >Eventually visit a local mosque >People there are very welcoming, expirence was quite calming and I felt very good afterwards >Want to go back again this weekend What's going on guys. My parents aren't religious and I've been an atheist my whole life. What do I do?
: Anonymous لا إله إلا الله 184 KB PNG 03/16/21(Tue)15:18:07 No.62780438 >be me >Get VR headset >Download VR chat >Get a counter strike terrorist avatar >Go in furry and weeb servers and LARP as a Muslim/Jihadist >Get called out a couple of times for not being a Muslim >Watch some videos on islam, learn a bit of basic arabic, listen to Muslim music >Also read Koran so I could recite various passages >Pretty good read >My jihad larping abilities improve quite a bit >Eventually visit a local mosque >People there are very welcoming, expirence was quite calming and I felt very good afterwards >Want to go back again this weekend What's going on guys. My parents aren't religious and I've been an atheist my whole life. What do I do?

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Anon says 21416 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?
Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?

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/tv/ talks about Friends | /r/Greentext

File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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Anon plays blood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs
: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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anon is the same as always | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #
: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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The state of marvel in 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540
Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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Anon works at Amazon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon
Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon

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Why can't they remember more than 5 spells if they're so smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.
: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.

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