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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anon says 21416 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/2023, 10:43:59 AM No.94352664 علام 131 KB JPEG > Heebs: 214 nobel prizes > Sand people: 16 nobel prizes Are we blind? Why isn't the number 21416 already a dogwhistle? Are we stupid?

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/tv/ talks about Friends | /r/Greentext

File: 24d0c22c7db3b56425945b520(...).jpg (646 KB, 1204x910) Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:29:39 No.92833619 >>92833732 >>92833892 >>92833914 >>92833925 >>92834021 >>92834142 >>92834908 >>92835154 >>92835380 >>92835606 >>92837183 >>92837293 >>92837333 >>92838370 >>92838743 >>92839022 >>92841221 >>92842570 Friends wouldn't have taken off if Rachel hadn't been so hot. Also Friends thread. >> Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:30 No.92833656 Anonymous 01/07/18(Sun)19:30:48 No.92833671 >>92833741 >>92834429 >>92834466 >>92835734 >>92837009 >>92838597 >>92838870 >>92839115 >>92842548 >>92842662 This is was the 90s most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

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Anon plays blood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:45:31 No.657079118 e33.jpg 65 KB JPG I >walk into apartment building in winter, glasses fog up, can't see s--- >start making loud cultist impressions >CRUDUX CRUO >MARANA >MARANAX PALLEX >almost bump into some guy in front of me >feel very embarrassed >can't show weakness, I have to own it >keep shouting cultist lines as I walk past him and go up the stairs

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anon is the same as always | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/23(Thu)21:06:44 No.909068564 >be me >have diagnosed high-functioning autism >be me, now 25 >NEET >still a virgin >>909068844 # >>909068859 #

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The state of marvel in 2023 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Writers: "we are going on strike. We do so much work, we need more pay to match our importance and skill" Also writers: 11/10/23(Fri)13:48:01 No.191941685 "Monica, you gotta fly." "I don't know how" "Use Black Girl Magic." Actual dialogue from The Marvels It's dead, Jim IMG_7996.jpg 765 KB JPG Anonymous Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother... [gets hit by another Kree soldier] 11/10/23(Fri)14:12:59 No.191942432 Anonymous 11/10/23(Fri)14:15:19 No.191942498- Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years. >>191942544 # >>191942563 # >>191942578 # >>191942587 # >>191943182 # >>191943496 # >>191942579 # >>191942834 # : Anonymous >>191941685 (OP) # >black girl magic Is it possible to learn this power? 11/10/23(Fri)14:17:00 No.191942540

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Anon works at Amazon. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FL amazon 89 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)15:14:31 No.909104482 >Be me Amazon warehouse grunt >Clock in for another day of existential crisis >Boss pulls me aside >"Guess what, champ? Overtime!" >mfw it's not even December, the season of eternal suffering >Ask him if he's lost his calendar or something >"We're on Prime Time, every day is delivery day!" >Contemplate life choices while sorting through an avalanche of packages >Coworkers giving me that "we're in this together, but also I hate you a little" look >Seriously contemplating roping >I hate all of you for ordering so much s--- from amazon

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Why can't they remember more than 5 spells if they're so smart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 11/10/23(Fri)23:34:14 No.657061062 >No I can't cast fireball again. I forgor and its not in my head anymore. Let me take a nap first to memorize it. This is what DnD magic system is for those who don't know.

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Anon Jumped Off The Deep End | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 313 KB JPG : Anonymous >>40272649 (OP) # No : Anonymous 422 KB PNG : Anonymous 719 KB PNG >>40273108 # : Anonymous الفرس الصغير The Little 31 08/29/23(Tue)05:42:16 No.40272649 If the ponies discovered our religions, do you think they would join any of them? 292 KB PNG 08/29/23(Tue)05:49:43 No.40272655 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:16 No.40272669 >>40272649 (OP) # Ponies love Jesus already 08/29/23(Tue)06:04:52 No.40272672 >>40272649 (OP) # >Celestia when she learns how far Christians differ from Christ's teachings (she personally spoke to Jesus thousands of years ago) 08/29/23(Tue)06:10:08 No.40272679 >>40272649 (OP) # Yes, Rarity would happily accept Islam - they have cool dresses!

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Anon pulls a funny prank | /r/Greentext

>Call my local bowling alley >"Do you have 30 lb balls? I can't really lift/throw anything heavier." >"Yes we do have 30 lb balls." >"THEN HOW DO YOU WALK!?!" >Hang up the phone НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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Anon wants you off his board | /r/Greentext

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Anon gets bloodwork | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4348.jpg (325 KB, 1170x1743) Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:45:10 No.71581693 >in hospital, having my blood taken >the phlebotomist comments on my "muscular arms" >she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" >she doesn't laugh >she doesn't say anything >we sit in silence until she's finished taking my blood >>71581703 >>71581828 >>71581 Anonymous 07/13/23(Thu)13:46:37 No.71581703 >>71581693 (OP) >>she is Eastern European, so I figure she'd be into farming and stuff >reply: "yeah I could break so many chicken's necks with them haha" You will never lift your autism away >>71581731

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Anon compares 2 similar places | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/2023, 3:42:58 No.95880470 19 KB JPEG PM > too expensive housing and healthcare. > highest no of organised crime and homeless population living in slums. > high pollution and massive traffic issues. > had a massive riot in 1992. > too much glitz and glamour, while central areas are f----- up with droughts. > highest number of sex workers and oily fast food chains. > carries the stereotype of woke women living in largest cities. >subway system is too overcrowded why do people live in california ? unrelated pic of a western indian state

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Greentext Stories - Anon becomes a Muslim | /r/Greentext

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