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Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon appears to be normal | /r/Greentext

09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas
09/30/24(Mon)19:10:03 No.690508767 Anonymous Adult p---- Sex with adults Legal adult p---------- Mature bodies Large breasts Hairy vaginas

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Aliens are coming | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No. 113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. B Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 02/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No. 113902240 >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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Anon chimes in on geopolitics | /r/Greentext

[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.
[Reply] [Last 50] 4590831-3109829974.jpg 97.37 KB, 1280x720 All he had to do was flatter Trump. Blame Bidet/Obama for the war and offer to rename Xyiv to Trumpiv. Sprinkle in some deals for Trump hotels and golf courses. Is he retarded? 1519 posts and 427 images omitted.

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Anon smiles and nods | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #
Anonymous (ID: JMOp25XR Smiling 02/13/22(Sun)01:12:41 No.360907460 298 KB JPG >walking around Switzerland >give friendly smiles and nods to strangers >only get death stares back or eyes darting away Why are Europoors so unfriendly and uncharismatic, /pol/? Anonymous (ID: AYtHwHGi 02/13/22(Sun)01:13:33 No.360907566 >>360907460 (OP) # Why are you smiling at people you don't know? Are you homosexual? >>360907912 #

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Anon has seen some gay shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)23:24:18 No.878548961 >for a website that is supposed to be homophobic, I really have seen some of the gayest s--- ever on here 17 KB PNG

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It's a start at least | /r/Greentext

Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12
Anonymous conar 02/27/25(Thu)16:35:36 No.704111632 @subtoconnorpls DEI Starter Lineup Serebii.net @SerebiiNet · 16m Serebii Update: The starter Pokémon for Pokémon Legends Z-A are Chikorita, Tepig & Totodile serebii.net ROMOTION Screenshot_20250227_063302_X.jpg 84 KB JPG >The three worst starters of all time What the f--- where they thinking? Anonymous 02/27/25(Thu)16:36:49 No.704111716 >playing Pokémon over the age of 12

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uBlock gang rise up | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window
Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anon Doesn't Understand The French Connection (1971). | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)02:54:33 No.209037169 Doyle is bad news- but a good cop. SCHAUR OPERATORS WANTED TOPP The time is just right for an out and out thriller like this. THE FRENCH CONNECTION 20TH CENTURY-FOX PRESENTS "THE FRENCH CONNECTION" A PHILIP D'ANTONI PRODUCTION STARRING GENE HACKMAN FERNANDO REY ROY SCHEIDER TONY LO BIANCO MARCEL BOZZUFFI DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FRIEDKIN PRODUCED BY PHILIP D'ANTONI ASSOCIATE PRODUCER KENNETH UTT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER G.DAVID SCHINE SCREENPLAY BY ERNEST TIDYMAN MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY DON ELLIS COLOR BY DE LUXE 220 KB JPG >terrorizing black community for fun >shooting a suspect in the back aka murder >used a mother pushing a stroller as cover in firefight >commandeering and destroying a civilians car >accidently killing a federal agent >ending title: detective was just reassigned to another department Could cops really just get away with all this in the 70s? 71/316
Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)02:54:33 No.209037169 Doyle is bad news- but a good cop. SCHAUR OPERATORS WANTED TOPP The time is just right for an out and out thriller like this. THE FRENCH CONNECTION 20TH CENTURY-FOX PRESENTS "THE FRENCH CONNECTION" A PHILIP D'ANTONI PRODUCTION STARRING GENE HACKMAN FERNANDO REY ROY SCHEIDER TONY LO BIANCO MARCEL BOZZUFFI DIRECTED BY WILLIAM FRIEDKIN PRODUCED BY PHILIP D'ANTONI ASSOCIATE PRODUCER KENNETH UTT EXECUTIVE PRODUCER G.DAVID SCHINE SCREENPLAY BY ERNEST TIDYMAN MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY DON ELLIS COLOR BY DE LUXE 220 KB JPG >terrorizing black community for fun >shooting a suspect in the back aka murder >used a mother pushing a stroller as cover in firefight >commandeering and destroying a civilians car >accidently killing a federal agent >ending title: detective was just reassigned to another department Could cops really just get away with all this in the 70s? 71/316

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MHW dating sim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)22:38:31 No.704226869 MONSTER HUNTER WILDS The unbridled force of nature runs wild and elentless, with environments transforming drastically rom one moment to the next. This is a story of monsters and humans and their struggles to live in armony in a world of duality. LL REVIEWS: Mixed (17,188) ELEASE DATE: 28 Feb, 2025 EVELOPER: UBLISHER: CAPCOM Co., Ltd. CAPCOM Co., Ltd. Popular user-defined tags for this product: Hunting Action Multiplayer Co-op Dating Sim + 1731534998285635.png 220 KB PNG Monster Hunter Wilds is the most successful dating sim of all time
Anonymous 02/28/25(Fri)22:38:31 No.704226869 MONSTER HUNTER WILDS The unbridled force of nature runs wild and elentless, with environments transforming drastically rom one moment to the next. This is a story of monsters and humans and their struggles to live in armony in a world of duality. LL REVIEWS: Mixed (17,188) ELEASE DATE: 28 Feb, 2025 EVELOPER: UBLISHER: CAPCOM Co., Ltd. CAPCOM Co., Ltd. Popular user-defined tags for this product: Hunting Action Multiplayer Co-op Dating Sim + 1731534998285635.png 220 KB PNG Monster Hunter Wilds is the most successful dating sim of all time

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I'm not looking at the robot | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Marvel Rivals 02/27/25(Thu)22:24:05 No.704140273 IMG 8706.jpg 47 KB JPG Why is she petting a robot?
Anonymous Marvel Rivals 02/27/25(Thu)22:24:05 No.704140273 IMG 8706.jpg 47 KB JPG Why is she petting a robot?

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Anon is not gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 09/06/21 (Mon)11:56:09 No.862547989 >be me, not gay >have an irresistibly huge attraction to cocks, especially small feminine ones >don't really want to touch them, just want to f--- someone with one >realize God made femboys for this exact reason >set my Tinder bio to femboys only >have 5+ wanting me in a few hours >go through 3 of them within a few days, women never felt like this, it was an addiction >they keep calling me gay for some reason, but I'm not, it's not gay to f--- femboys I'm correct, right anons? Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)11:57:10 No.862548030 >>862547989 (OP) # your gay as f--- h---

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Peak German comedy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #
Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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Wojak Wojak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)00:31:34 No.846098794 I made my own wojak 12 KB PNG 1 Reply Anonymous >>846098794 (OP) # kys View Thread 01/30/21(Sat)00:32:12 No.846098834
Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)00:31:34 No.846098794 I made my own wojak 12 KB PNG 1 Reply Anonymous >>846098794 (OP) # kys View Thread 01/30/21(Sat)00:32:12 No.846098834

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Anon hates apple | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 89 KB PNG >Be me 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos
: Anonymous Boy do I have story for you de(...) 89 KB PNG >Be me 01/12/19(Sat)02:15:35 No.69325789 Apple is the worst f------ company ever, maybe back when Steve Jobs was alive it was a little better and slightly respectable, but h--------, he must be rolling in his grave right now. >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back >They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable >Next day >Go to s----- PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest f------ place alive >ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes >Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity. >Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out Planned obsolescence is real boyos

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Laziness and incompetence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?
: Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

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