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Anonymous 03/11/25(Tue)15:28:33 No.21228095 ► File: krabbypatty.jpg (18 KB, 400x311) >no one replies >have a few PBR's >decide to get blasted >have weekend plans with gf >cancels at the last minute because she "Wants to rethink things" >this is code for "I want to try and f--- my s----- ex instead" >get into a big fight about it, ends up being the last time we ever talk >weekend comes >playing Ocarina of Time alone in my bedroom, feeling s----- >text some friends to see if they want to do something >get drunk off my ass on Seagram's seven and sevens, and shots of Ketel One >stomach hurts >fry up a burger for myself, thinking it'll be fun to eat while I beat Dark Link >kept drinking while I cooked >end up making a buttery smashburger with toasted buns, cheddar and pepper jack cheese, all the good s--- >looks like pic related but with a thinner patty >bring burger to my room after the final touch: lots of mustard >take two mustardy bites before realizing that i'm too drunk to play Ocarina anymore >Dark Link is wrecking my s---, and I can't just spam Din's Fire cause I'm out of magic >keep f------ up the hammer trick too >start getting really p----- off that I can't get past a boss that I used to wipe my ass with as a kid >absolutely lose my cool during one fight >grab my empty plate and chuck it at the tv like a frisbee >plate cracks the screen >but it wasn't empty, I hadn't finished my burger yet >the burger explodes when it hits the tv >mustard splatters everywhere, like a Heinz grenade just went off inside my entertainment center >some of it gets my eye >now my eye is burning >see the cracked glass of my tv >drunk me starts freaking out, thinking that I got glass in my eye >have trouble washing my eye in the sink in my s-----, cramped apartment bathroom >jump in the shower and wash my face until it doesn't hurt anymore >start crying for no reason >start drinking in the shower >eventually just lie down in the tub and fall asleep I lived there maybe one more year, and the entire time I did I kept finding mustard spots in random places in that room

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