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***Anonymous East 21 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)23:27:05 No.918923441 >thinking about killing myself >realize reincarnation might be real >18% chance to respawn in China >18% chance to respawn in India >15% chance to respawn in Africa >5% chance to respawn in South America >5% chance to respawn in Middle >if I kill myself, it might be that I have a 61% chance to respawn in an actual s------- country Reincarnation being real would unironically prove Earth really is Hell.
***Anonymous East 21 KB JPG 05/26/24(Sun)23:27:05 No.918923441 >thinking about killing myself >realize reincarnation might be real >18% chance to respawn in China >18% chance to respawn in India >15% chance to respawn in Africa >5% chance to respawn in South America >5% chance to respawn in Middle >if I kill myself, it might be that I have a 61% chance to respawn in an actual s------- country Reincarnation being real would unironically prove Earth really is Hell.

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Anon found a loli | /r/Greentext

File: 1300669768956.jpg (398 KB, 544x600) Anonymous (ID: igTm24fJ 05/26/24(Sun)11:46:13 No.469204848 >>469205280 >>469205534 >>469205704>>469206529 >>469207086 >>469207436 >>469210718 >>469210914 >>469211591 >>469211607 >>469211620 >be me >Exiting mcshits >A wild loli appears >Begin to open door to hold it for her >Immediately calculate all of the years ahead of her, all the b------- she'll pull, the lies she'll tell, the guys shell cheat on and exploit, decades of narcissism and whoredom >She begins walking closer to door >Use man brain to instinctively know trajectory of door >REALLY open it for her at the perfect moment >Mfw the handle knocked her tooth out >She begins crying >Turns into screaming like a banshee when she sees her tooth on the ground and the blood in her hand >Her mother comes running up screaming "what happened" >Both look towards me >Say the wind ripped the door right out of her hand >Got the f--- out while barely getting it together >Almost died laughing on my way home
File: 1300669768956.jpg (398 KB, 544x600) Anonymous (ID: igTm24fJ 05/26/24(Sun)11:46:13 No.469204848 >>469205280 >>469205534 >>469205704>>469206529 >>469207086 >>469207436 >>469210718 >>469210914 >>469211591 >>469211607 >>469211620 >be me >Exiting mcshits >A wild loli appears >Begin to open door to hold it for her >Immediately calculate all of the years ahead of her, all the b------- she'll pull, the lies she'll tell, the guys shell cheat on and exploit, decades of narcissism and whoredom >She begins walking closer to door >Use man brain to instinctively know trajectory of door >REALLY open it for her at the perfect moment >Mfw the handle knocked her tooth out >She begins crying >Turns into screaming like a banshee when she sees her tooth on the ground and the blood in her hand >Her mother comes running up screaming "what happened" >Both look towards me >Say the wind ripped the door right out of her hand >Got the f--- out while barely getting it together >Almost died laughing on my way home

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Anon on R. Lee Ermey's performance in Full Metal Jacket | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)11:53:14 No.2663937 Screenshot_20240523_114135_YouTube.jpg 532 KB JPG >There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n------, k----, wops, greasers, injuns, zipperheads, slavoids, or any other inferior race. You will not be allowed to lynch pvt.Snowball. You will not make Holocaust jokes at pvt.Joker. You will not tell our South- Vietnamese allies to open their eyes so they can shoot better. And you MOST CERTAINLY will not shame pvt.Cowboy for being a filthy c----sucking f----- queer. Fried chicken and kosher bagels will be available in the messhall for pvt. Snowball and pvt.Joker respectively. Here you are all worthless subhuman n------. Do you maggots understand that? Was this necessary?
: Anonymous 05/23/24(Thu)11:53:14 No.2663937 Screenshot_20240523_114135_YouTube.jpg 532 KB JPG >There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on n------, k----, wops, greasers, injuns, zipperheads, slavoids, or any other inferior race. You will not be allowed to lynch pvt.Snowball. You will not make Holocaust jokes at pvt.Joker. You will not tell our South- Vietnamese allies to open their eyes so they can shoot better. And you MOST CERTAINLY will not shame pvt.Cowboy for being a filthy c----sucking f----- queer. Fried chicken and kosher bagels will be available in the messhall for pvt. Snowball and pvt.Joker respectively. Here you are all worthless subhuman n------. Do you maggots understand that? Was this necessary?

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Anon sleeps | /r/Greentext

83 KB JPG Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them.
83 KB JPG Reality glitch thread Post times where time and space goofed. >Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them.

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Anon gets singled out | /r/Greentext

12m (05/25/24 16:31) 77618279 - 6 Re. 1 Img PNG 324KB (576 x 607) Download.png 3 Replies my apolocheese OP >coworkers asked me if i was excited for the 3 day weekend >wasnt thinking and said "oh sure i cant wait to spend another weekend rotting in my room crying my eyes out and cutting myself haha" just f----- up my whole work rep dude
12m (05/25/24 16:31) 77618279 - 6 Re. 1 Img PNG 324KB (576 x 607) Download.png 3 Replies my apolocheese OP >coworkers asked me if i was excited for the 3 day weekend >wasnt thinking and said "oh sure i cant wait to spend another weekend rotting in my room crying my eyes out and cutting myself haha" just f----- up my whole work rep dude

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Anon discuss literary master sister trio | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 05/25/24(Sat)16:24:40 No.23422918 >be final surviving member of literary master sister trio >Destroy your sisters works because they're, idk, bad or offensive or whatever >Go down in history as the most talented and celebrated of the trio Why are women like this?
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 05/25/24(Sat)16:24:40 No.23422918 >be final surviving member of literary master sister trio >Destroy your sisters works because they're, idk, bad or offensive or whatever >Go down in history as the most talented and celebrated of the trio Why are women like this?

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Anon almost dies from norovirus | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THESE STUPID PIECES OF S--- CA(...) 05/25/24(Sat)03:19:01 No.2735828 avity Bag 9060 991 KB PNG >be a few hours innawoods camping >filter water with one of these badboys from a large, clear water lake >go to s--- one night, open my ass and its like the bathtub faucet was turned on >never shat like that in my life >whole camp is wretching within hours >we later learn we likely caught norovirus >am the only one strong enough to carry much gear and another guy has to be carried out >other guy is completely fine along with me, but within an hour he's keeled over puking everywhere barely keeping his face off the ground >we start the drive back >can't even make it, have to pull into a motel next to a hospital >within hours, we are delirious from dehydration as we puke 3.5x the volume of whatever we can drink >barely able to lift myself out of bed, make the call we gotta go to the hospital >collapse in the entry way, scared of my own reflection in the mirror when I see it >doctor hooks us up to IV >no longer insane after 15 minutes of the jesus hydration gravy train >tells me I was starting to die from dehydration >turns out these filters advertise as safe for camping, but very few filter viruses, and those that do are ultra slow DON'T USE THESE S------- EVER. ITS NOT WORTH IT. USE PURIFICATION TABS AND/OR BOIL WATER 20 Replies View Thread
Anonymous THESE STUPID PIECES OF S--- CA(...) 05/25/24(Sat)03:19:01 No.2735828 avity Bag 9060 991 KB PNG >be a few hours innawoods camping >filter water with one of these badboys from a large, clear water lake >go to s--- one night, open my ass and its like the bathtub faucet was turned on >never shat like that in my life >whole camp is wretching within hours >we later learn we likely caught norovirus >am the only one strong enough to carry much gear and another guy has to be carried out >other guy is completely fine along with me, but within an hour he's keeled over puking everywhere barely keeping his face off the ground >we start the drive back >can't even make it, have to pull into a motel next to a hospital >within hours, we are delirious from dehydration as we puke 3.5x the volume of whatever we can drink >barely able to lift myself out of bed, make the call we gotta go to the hospital >collapse in the entry way, scared of my own reflection in the mirror when I see it >doctor hooks us up to IV >no longer insane after 15 minutes of the jesus hydration gravy train >tells me I was starting to die from dehydration >turns out these filters advertise as safe for camping, but very few filter viruses, and those that do are ultra slow DON'T USE THESE S------- EVER. ITS NOT WORTH IT. USE PURIFICATION TABS AND/OR BOIL WATER 20 Replies View Thread

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Anon analyzes a certain Pokémon episode. | /r/Greentext

►Anonymous 01/27/16 (Wed) 19:33:33 ID: bef0a2 No.4737009 File (hide): 1453952013985.png (Spoiler Image, 151.84 KB, 549x322, 549:322, hero of the episode.png) >>4734029 No movie I can think of but here's a cartoon, courtesy of /tv/'s thread on Angry Birds. It's the episode of Pokémon where the Charmander evolves. >Character of the week is Melvin the magician >He's not drawn like any other character in the show >>Shep haircut >>Big nose >>Beady little eyes >>The most heinous Jew accent ever to be on television >Vid of Melvin here: https://youtu.be /yymlq0tvGXo?t=1m38s The plot of the episode >Melvin's first seen getting scolded by a woman because he refuses to pay her >He's an eccentric cheapo >He is trying desperately to get into show business >Gets Misty on her own and pressures her into being his assistant and wearing a revealing outfit >He hypnotizes and brainwashes Ash to do all his work for him >Catches an army of Exeggutor and plans to use them to hypnotise everyone in town so they'll give him all their money (seriously) >Most important is pic related, the carnival owner who confronts Melvin about the army of Exeggutors and plans on firebombing them
►Anonymous 01/27/16 (Wed) 19:33:33 ID: bef0a2 No.4737009 File (hide): 1453952013985.png (Spoiler Image, 151.84 KB, 549x322, 549:322, hero of the episode.png) >>4734029 No movie I can think of but here's a cartoon, courtesy of /tv/'s thread on Angry Birds. It's the episode of Pokémon where the Charmander evolves. >Character of the week is Melvin the magician >He's not drawn like any other character in the show >>Shep haircut >>Big nose >>Beady little eyes >>The most heinous Jew accent ever to be on television >Vid of Melvin here: https://youtu.be /yymlq0tvGXo?t=1m38s The plot of the episode >Melvin's first seen getting scolded by a woman because he refuses to pay her >He's an eccentric cheapo >He is trying desperately to get into show business >Gets Misty on her own and pressures her into being his assistant and wearing a revealing outfit >He hypnotizes and brainwashes Ash to do all his work for him >Catches an army of Exeggutor and plans to use them to hypnotise everyone in town so they'll give him all their money (seriously) >Most important is pic related, the carnival owner who confronts Melvin about the army of Exeggutors and plans on firebombing them

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Anon has a medical condition | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)22:50:21 No.918852351 ile: IMG_1596.jpg (265 KB, 700x521) uncurable >Get BJ on prom night >Week later massive red spot on c--- >Herpes >F--- >doctor say this s--- is >No woman will want me >Struggle with shame and depression >Lose all interest in sex >Go years without being with a woman >Finally regain some self confidence >Brainwave.exe >Need woman who already has the disease >Find old h----- on craigslist >Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo >Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her >Call her up >Explain I have herpes >Tell her I presume she has it too >Silence >Then she hangs up I dont know where to go from here bros
Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)22:50:21 No.918852351 ile: IMG_1596.jpg (265 KB, 700x521) uncurable >Get BJ on prom night >Week later massive red spot on c--- >Herpes >F--- >doctor say this s--- is >No woman will want me >Struggle with shame and depression >Lose all interest in sex >Go years without being with a woman >Finally regain some self confidence >Brainwave.exe >Need woman who already has the disease >Find old h----- on craigslist >Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo >Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her >Call her up >Explain I have herpes >Tell her I presume she has it too >Silence >Then she hangs up I dont know where to go from here bros

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Ebrahim Anon | /r/Greentext

WRSEURSEU ♥ Anonymous (ID: TXt3pfDL) 05/20/24(Mon)09:37:57 No.468598033 >>46859814 >>468599719 >>468599737 >>468601013 >>468601040 >>468601492 >>468602086 >>4686 >spends +15 hours trying to locate crashed helicopter of nation's president >couldn't start search because it was raining >had to be given nightvision technology from turkey because their drones had no nightvision >still couldn't find the helicopter or their president >had to be given coordinates of crash by a third party that simply checked the heat map >thinks they can win a war against Israel and the West ☐☐ Anonymous (ID: fqU3c9Pt) 05/20/24(Mon)09:39:47 No.468598134 >>46859932 Cousin f------ 80 IQ Muslim bros... ☐ Anonymous (ID: Bknwc3x3) 05/20/24(Mon)09:39:53 No.468598141 >>468604488 >>468598033 (OP) pretty embarrassing desu
WRSEURSEU ♥ Anonymous (ID: TXt3pfDL) 05/20/24(Mon)09:37:57 No.468598033 >>46859814 >>468599719 >>468599737 >>468601013 >>468601040 >>468601492 >>468602086 >>4686 >spends +15 hours trying to locate crashed helicopter of nation's president >couldn't start search because it was raining >had to be given nightvision technology from turkey because their drones had no nightvision >still couldn't find the helicopter or their president >had to be given coordinates of crash by a third party that simply checked the heat map >thinks they can win a war against Israel and the West ☐☐ Anonymous (ID: fqU3c9Pt) 05/20/24(Mon)09:39:47 No.468598134 >>46859932 Cousin f------ 80 IQ Muslim bros... ☐ Anonymous (ID: Bknwc3x3) 05/20/24(Mon)09:39:53 No.468598141 >>468604488 >>468598033 (OP) pretty embarrassing desu

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What tf is wrong with them | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 37987271 >psychic energy vampires keep creeping at my window at night what's their f------ problem JPG | 62.03 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 13:10:48 3 hours ago 5 Replies 0 Images 2< REPLY
Anonymous 37987271 >psychic energy vampires keep creeping at my window at night what's their f------ problem JPG | 62.03 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 13:10:48 3 hours ago 5 Replies 0 Images 2< REPLY

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Anon deals with the devil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I think I f----- up 10 KB JPG 05/23/24(Thu)21:20:34 No.37977423 >be me >having panic attack >pray to God to help me >nothing happens >pray to Satan to help me >feel better immediately >thinks to myself "damn I should pray to the devil more often >order food >food arrives >look at ticket number >666 >mfw How bad did I just f--- up? Will God forgive me for my sin? I'm scared bros
Anonymous I think I f----- up 10 KB JPG 05/23/24(Thu)21:20:34 No.37977423 >be me >having panic attack >pray to God to help me >nothing happens >pray to Satan to help me >feel better immediately >thinks to myself "damn I should pray to the devil more often >order food >food arrives >look at ticket number >666 >mfw How bad did I just f--- up? Will God forgive me for my sin? I'm scared bros

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Anon ponders about American politics | /r/Greentext

File: jrjfy4bxe4lc1.png (67 KB, 334x508) 1980 United States Senate election in North Carolina -1974 November 4, 1980 1986- Nominee John East Robert Morgan Party Republican Democratic Popular vote 898,064 887,653 Percentage 49.96% 49.38% Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed) 09:01:06 No.16331782 >named John East >wins every western district while losing in every eastern district What did he mean by this?
File: jrjfy4bxe4lc1.png (67 KB, 334x508) 1980 United States Senate election in North Carolina -1974 November 4, 1980 1986- Nominee John East Robert Morgan Party Republican Democratic Popular vote 898,064 887,653 Percentage 49.96% 49.38% Anonymous 02/28/24(Wed) 09:01:06 No.16331782 >named John East >wins every western district while losing in every eastern district What did he mean by this?

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Anon visits the family | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240524_104210293.jpg (635 KB, 3120x4160) We had to put a chicken down for /b/otulism Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)23:30:32 No.4805965 >Visit my folks for the weekend >He and mom have like 24 chickens I love chickens, I feel at peace when I'm surrounded by chickens >The chicks escape the greenhouse >Spend like 2 hours getting them back inside, see picrel >Dog mauled one of the chickens last week >Chicken is infected >Rotting black-green skin, maggots everywhere Dad tried bringing the chicken inside, cleaning it with isopropyl alcohol, and saving the chicken >LostCause.jpg >Takes chicken out back >Shoots it with a 12 gauge to euthanize it >It explodes >He gives it a viking funeral pyre This story ultimately adds up to nothing, I just am sad a chicken died
File: IMG_20240524_104210293.jpg (635 KB, 3120x4160) We had to put a chicken down for /b/otulism Anonymous 05/24/24(Fri)23:30:32 No.4805965 >Visit my folks for the weekend >He and mom have like 24 chickens I love chickens, I feel at peace when I'm surrounded by chickens >The chicks escape the greenhouse >Spend like 2 hours getting them back inside, see picrel >Dog mauled one of the chickens last week >Chicken is infected >Rotting black-green skin, maggots everywhere Dad tried bringing the chicken inside, cleaning it with isopropyl alcohol, and saving the chicken >LostCause.jpg >Takes chicken out back >Shoots it with a 12 gauge to euthanize it >It explodes >He gives it a viking funeral pyre This story ultimately adds up to nothing, I just am sad a chicken died

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Anon is a sleuth | /r/Greentext

File: 1507418676688-468x475.png (239 KB, 468x475) ☐ Anonymous 05/25/24(Sat)01:07:28 No.918858168 >guy on grindr with no pic constantly hounding me bc he's super close >don't respond to him just ignore it >roommate goes camping >all of a sudden grindr guy isn't so close >curious >look up campsite >16 miles away >look at grindr guy >16 miles away >oh f--- I think my roommates banging the grindr guy Anonymous 05/25/24(Sat)01:09:20 No.918858263 >>918858168 How is the conclusion not that the roommate is the grindr guy?
File: 1507418676688-468x475.png (239 KB, 468x475) ☐ Anonymous 05/25/24(Sat)01:07:28 No.918858168 >guy on grindr with no pic constantly hounding me bc he's super close >don't respond to him just ignore it >roommate goes camping >all of a sudden grindr guy isn't so close >curious >look up campsite >16 miles away >look at grindr guy >16 miles away >oh f--- I think my roommates banging the grindr guy Anonymous 05/25/24(Sat)01:09:20 No.918858263 >>918858168 How is the conclusion not that the roommate is the grindr guy?

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Anon is oblivious | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 239 KB PNG >16 miles away >oh f--- 05/24/24(Fri)22:07:28 No.918858168 >guy on grindr with no pic constantly hounding me bc he's super close >don't respond to him just ignore it >roommate goes camping >all of a sudden grindr guy isn't so close >curious >look up campsite >16 miles away >look at grindr guy I think my roommates banging the grindr guy : Anonymous >>918858168 (OP) # 05/24/24(Fri)22:09:20 No.918858263 How is the conclusion not that the roommate is the grindr guy?
: Anonymous 239 KB PNG >16 miles away >oh f--- 05/24/24(Fri)22:07:28 No.918858168 >guy on grindr with no pic constantly hounding me bc he's super close >don't respond to him just ignore it >roommate goes camping >all of a sudden grindr guy isn't so close >curious >look up campsite >16 miles away >look at grindr guy I think my roommates banging the grindr guy : Anonymous >>918858168 (OP) # 05/24/24(Fri)22:09:20 No.918858263 How is the conclusion not that the roommate is the grindr guy?

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Abnormal activity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)03:21:46 No.37549755 >get phone stolen one night >get home in the early hours of the morning >open bedroom door >phone is on floor My whole worldview changed. Not larping
: Anonymous 117 KB JPG 03/27/24(Wed)03:21:46 No.37549755 >get phone stolen one night >get home in the early hours of the morning >open bedroom door >phone is on floor My whole worldview changed. Not larping

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11526537 AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA ААААААААААААААААААААААА AAAA JPG | 27.86 KB AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA Friday 2024-05-24 20:28:08 7 hours ago АААААААААААААА AAAAAAA ААААААААААААААААААААААА AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAA
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Anon loves wierd girls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 37.30 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 00:57:37 2 hours ago 77606165 Why Weird Girls Rule >be me >high school sophomore >awkward AF, no game >one day notice this girl in math class >always sits alone, nose in a book, total weirdo 4 Replies 1 Image >decide to sit next to her because why not >silence so loud I can hear my own cringe >ask her what she's reading >her eyes light up like I just offered her a million bucks >starts talking about dragons and wizards like it's a TED talk >turns out she's into sci-fi and fantasy, same weird stuff I'm into >start talking more, she's actually cool in a "I don't talk to people" way >start sitting together at lunch, bonding over nerdy stuff >she's basically Hermione Granger, helps me with homework >one day she invites me over to her place >expecting a haunted house, turns out her family's normal >spend the day watching old sci-f movies and playing vintage vide >realize I'm catching feels for this quirky book goblin >nervous but decide to confess my feelings >after school, tell her I like her >its raining >its cold >she looks like a tomato >think I've just committed social suicide >she looks up, smiles, says she likes me too mfw no regrets still together, still geeking out over dragons and spaceships REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 37.30 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 00:57:37 2 hours ago 77606165 Why Weird Girls Rule >be me >high school sophomore >awkward AF, no game >one day notice this girl in math class >always sits alone, nose in a book, total weirdo 4 Replies 1 Image >decide to sit next to her because why not >silence so loud I can hear my own cringe >ask her what she's reading >her eyes light up like I just offered her a million bucks >starts talking about dragons and wizards like it's a TED talk >turns out she's into sci-fi and fantasy, same weird stuff I'm into >start talking more, she's actually cool in a "I don't talk to people" way >start sitting together at lunch, bonding over nerdy stuff >she's basically Hermione Granger, helps me with homework >one day she invites me over to her place >expecting a haunted house, turns out her family's normal >spend the day watching old sci-f movies and playing vintage vide >realize I'm catching feels for this quirky book goblin >nervous but decide to confess my feelings >after school, tell her I like her >its raining >its cold >she looks like a tomato >think I've just committed social suicide >she looks up, smiles, says she likes me too mfw no regrets still together, still geeking out over dragons and spaceships REPLY

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Anon doesn't want a gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 127.67 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 03:01:47 9 minutes ago 77607513 Why would have a girlfriend? >I need you to pick me up from b------- nowhere >How come you don't have that promotion yet? >I'm not in the mood right now >What do you mean you didn't make reservations? >I thought you would've spent more on my birthday >Why don't you buy some new clothes? >If we're going to have a wedding I need you to earn more >I wasn't cheating I was just flirting F--- this s--- 0 Replies 0 Images REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 127.67 KB Saturday 2024-05-25 03:01:47 9 minutes ago 77607513 Why would have a girlfriend? >I need you to pick me up from b------- nowhere >How come you don't have that promotion yet? >I'm not in the mood right now >What do you mean you didn't make reservations? >I thought you would've spent more on my birthday >Why don't you buy some new clothes? >If we're going to have a wedding I need you to earn more >I wasn't cheating I was just flirting F--- this s--- 0 Replies 0 Images REPLY

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