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File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason
File: 1A82BE80-5300-47EB-AE96-F(...).jpg (716 KB, 1284x1753) Anonymous (ID: 11ZR5iby Pubity Pubity Study shows women cry between 30 and 64 times a year on average Men cry between six and seventeen times a year 8.936 V 100 L 10 Rates 7 Quote Tweets >>411272394 >>411272441 01/07/23(Sat)15:42:40 No.411258639 [Reply] Do women really have more reasons to cry in todays society than men? Why do women cry so much more? +219 replies and 32 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous (ID: fjgZTJ7e >> Anonymous (ID: LB8JnYPv >> Anonymous (ID: n4VqNui8 >> Anonymous (ID: DYQ6Meh5 Anonymous (ID: RnKLovka) 01/07/23(Sat) 18:01:04 No.411272255 101/07/23(Sat) 18:01:15 No.411272270 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:21 No.411272394 01/07/23(Sat) 18:02:43 No.411272441 01/07/23(Sat)18:02:44 No.411272442 >>411271964 >My gf cries a little bit almost every other day Have you tried stop beating her? That might be the reason

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Anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 766 KB JPG 01/08/23 (Sun)00:44:25 No.892191730 >be home from college for christmas >parents are out doing christmas things or w/e >watching Arcane with sister >drop a really bad fart >she says gross >squeeze out another >feel a bit of wet plop dribble out >stand up to go to bathroom before it seeps into my Pikachu onesie >suddenly diarrhea >start taking off Pikachu onesie Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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I said it's my turn to post this. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age
Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon doesn't like janitors | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!
O Anonymous 05/10/22(Tue)20:12:47 No.167849178 >>167849257 >>167849318 >>167849382 >>167849486 >>167849507 >>167849602 >>167849619 >>167849652 1545870434005.jpg (30 KB, 504x248) google yandex iqdb wait >>167848993 What can you expect From filthy f------ jannies? Their whole disgusting "job" is like a curse! Their skin's a yellow brown They look like they've got Down's They're Reddit as I said, and worse! They're Janitors, Janitors! Barely even human! Janitors, Janitors! Drive them from our board! They're not like you and me! They do their job for free! We must shitpost even more!

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based computer stops anon's coomer arc | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups
: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 09/10/21(Fri)06:37:03 No.65326363 >deleted my 10GB cute girl + p--- folder on impulse >had no backups

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What is the point of lifting | /r/Greentext

5h (7/28 6:42) 67755870 29 Re 11 Img PNG 450KB (1068 × 1196) 10 Replies . This is serious What is the point in lifting when one day we will all be dead? 5h (7/28 6:43)-67755878 1 Reply >>67755870 (OP) What is the point of anything you retard? Just lift the iron and shut the F--- up.
5h (7/28 6:42) 67755870 29 Re 11 Img PNG 450KB (1068 × 1196) 10 Replies . This is serious What is the point in lifting when one day we will all be dead? 5h (7/28 6:43)-67755878 1 Reply >>67755870 (OP) What is the point of anything you retard? Just lift the iron and shut the F--- up.

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Anon browses profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 342 KB JPG 13 Replies 01/05/23(Thu)18:07:48 No.71704181 >It's a "Truman is browsing profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours" episode again View Thread
Anonymous 342 KB JPG 13 Replies 01/05/23(Thu)18:07:48 No.71704181 >It's a "Truman is browsing profiles of prostitutes in his area for hours" episode again View Thread

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Redditor Visits The Motherland | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place
: Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/08/21 (Mon)01:06:01 No.849072042 First greentext destroy me f------ >be me 10 mins ago >reddit f-- >nothing to do so I browse r/greentext >decide that I'd look into 4chan on my own >notice it says.org >neet >mfw instantly greeted by a hardcore p--- ad W-- is this place

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Anon has me hostage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 424 KB PNG 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Be you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 424 KB PNG 08/03/19(Sat)01:04:52 No.806179622 >Be you >Reddit F-- >Looking for some juicy morsels for r/greentext to raise your karma by 10 like the sniveling dog that you are, waiting for your 4chan overlords to allow you to glimpse at our scraps. >Post this one f-----. I'll be watching. 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is in IT Helpdesk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 10:15:19 No.9075502 >lie on my resume >get IT helpdesk job >use chatgpt to fix everything lol how long until i get fired?
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 10:15:19 No.9075502 >lie on my resume >get IT helpdesk job >use chatgpt to fix everything lol how long until i get fired?

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Anon hates tiktok | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Tiktok ruined gen z and millen(...) 36 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 07:53:10 No.71725999 >You're not on tiktok? You're weird and will not fit in >Every women expects relationships like the ones posted in tiktok >tiktok speak >tiktok music >tiktok fashion >everyone suddenly becomes much more materialistic than before >mental illness this, mental illness that btw here's a new mental illness term >cant watch movies with people anymore because they're on tiktok when there's nothing happening in the movie >Play games with friends. Heard tiktok music blasts from my friend's mic. F--- this i hope the ultimate gigachads of solar flare emp hits earth and disables the whole f------ internet This is worse than facebook and twitter times 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous Tiktok ruined gen z and millen(...) 36 KB JPG 01/07/23(Sat) 07:53:10 No.71725999 >You're not on tiktok? You're weird and will not fit in >Every women expects relationships like the ones posted in tiktok >tiktok speak >tiktok music >tiktok fashion >everyone suddenly becomes much more materialistic than before >mental illness this, mental illness that btw here's a new mental illness term >cant watch movies with people anymore because they're on tiktok when there's nothing happening in the movie >Play games with friends. Heard tiktok music blasts from my friend's mic. F--- this i hope the ultimate gigachads of solar flare emp hits earth and disables the whole f------ internet This is worse than facebook and twitter times 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Zoom & enjoy | /r/Greentext

C >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole
C >be me >photoshop my butthole into pepe >be you >enjoying the aesthetics of my butthole

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Anon hatches a scheme to find out the penis sizes of his fellow gentlesirs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.87 MB PNG What would your stats be? Would you find this version of you attractive? : Anonymous 115 KB PNG >>71723452 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:27 No.71723187 >you get turned into a girl >your height drops by 6 inches, but your weight stays the same >4 inch or lower penis equals A cup, add a cup size for every half inch above that >>71723271 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:26:47 No.71723199 >>71723187 (OP) # I'd be a 5'6 girl with E cups GOOD LORD. : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # im 4ft 5. i dont want to become even shorter. 01/06/23(Fri)21:27:37 No.71723203 01/06/23(Fri)21:28:03 No.71723208 : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # >Would you find this version of you attractive? depends on the face and body shape i'd have fairly small boobs and be a womanlet but i'd be happy i'm a girl
: Anonymous 1.87 MB PNG What would your stats be? Would you find this version of you attractive? : Anonymous 115 KB PNG >>71723452 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:25:27 No.71723187 >you get turned into a girl >your height drops by 6 inches, but your weight stays the same >4 inch or lower penis equals A cup, add a cup size for every half inch above that >>71723271 # 01/06/23(Fri)21:26:47 No.71723199 >>71723187 (OP) # I'd be a 5'6 girl with E cups GOOD LORD. : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # im 4ft 5. i dont want to become even shorter. 01/06/23(Fri)21:27:37 No.71723203 01/06/23(Fri)21:28:03 No.71723208 : Anonymous >>71723187 (OP) # >Would you find this version of you attractive? depends on the face and body shape i'd have fairly small boobs and be a womanlet but i'd be happy i'm a girl

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Anon needs to hang in there | /r/Greentext

Anonymous NOW YOU'RE GOING UP! 01/06/23(Fri)09:13:41 No.71715119 img_6.png 82 KB PNG >play omori >now i wish i had childhood friends
Anonymous NOW YOU'RE GOING UP! 01/06/23(Fri)09:13:41 No.71715119 img_6.png 82 KB PNG >play omori >now i wish i had childhood friends

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what do /pol/? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: fu3vcMFM AKRIL 31 alled ansi 01/05/23(Thu)22:04:06 No.411062750 file.png 832 KB PNG >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do /pol/?
: Anonymous (ID: fu3vcMFM AKRIL 31 alled ansi 01/05/23(Thu)22:04:06 No.411062750 file.png 832 KB PNG >so, you defeated little Benjamin...impressive. Besting a Scion of Zion is no easy task, even if he is just my idiot brother. *chuckles* But my people have other ways of bringing you to our side. Come closer, and I'll show you... what do /pol/?

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Anon is baking a cake with the help of /ck/. | /r/Greentext

File: 1370114827819.jpg-(36 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601.jpg) GI recipe i followed: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Coffee-Cake Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528120 File: 1370114885633.jpg-(44 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_1.jpg) GI the inside of the cake. **HELP ME DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:27 No.4528118 Replies: >>4528170 >>4528173 >>4528208 >>4528649 >>4528734 >>4! Hi /ck/, Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528121 File: 1370114919377.jpg-(49 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_2.jpg) GI The bottom of the cake. Today is my sister's birthday I spent all morning trying to make her a cake, I followed the instruction to this recipe, (link posted below this ex.). And well, I started having difficulties with it. The cake batter wouldn't mix, I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce, after hours of attempting to cook the cake, it didn't seem to cook properly.. I ended up with, well if you look to the side I'm positive you can see it. I decided that I had enough of the cake's b------- and pulled it RIGHT out of the oven flipped it over and let it cool off, after 10 minutes of waiting for it to cool off, I decided to put red icing on it, but the icing just ended up melting away...; So, I just wiped off the icing and left it in the refrigerator... When it came to eating time, well... Look down below for more references;; P.S what I'm asking is if there is anyway to save this cake. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:29 No.4528123 >I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I can't even give you a 1/10 for thinking anyone would believe that Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:30 No.4528126 File: 1370115044135.jpg-(40 KB, 493x499, If+it+be+a+shitstorm+yer+(...).jpg) GI THERE BE A S--- STORM >Corn starch and tartar sauce A BREWIN Ca Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528131 Replies: >>4528210 File: 1370115126747.gif-(962 KB, 500x375, 1357923308606.gif) GI EVERYBODY'S GETTING MAD Toki Wartooth 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528133 File: 1370115167583.jpg-(48 KB, 300x300, Warning+shitstorm+down+be(...).jpg) GI Tartar sauce? What the f---? >I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce What led you to this? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:34 No.4528137 File: 1370115250597.png-(67 KB, 720x682, 1343462618444.png) GI >>4528130 Tartar cream isn't tartar sauce, dammit! heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV 06/01/13(Sat)21:15 No.4528993 Replies: >>4529025 >>4529047 Holy crap, I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:37 No.4528148 File: 1370115448573.jpg-(19 KB, 265x292, 1339231838817.jpg) GI >Corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce what led you to the conclusion that this was a suitable replacement for baking soda? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:57 No.4528182 how does it taste? looks are secondary. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:49 No.4528170 >>4528118 (OP) Did you have your period on the cake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:12 No.4528543 Replies: >>4533313 File: 1370124747297.png-(3 KB, 120x134, what.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)16:09 No.4528196 File: 1370117366829.jpg-(209 KB, 682x600, 1367315294073.jpg) GI >>4528185 green stuff from the tartar sauce >>4528130 >people need a substitute for bread crumbs Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat) 19:21 No.4528734 Replies: >>4528940 File: 1370128896277.jpg-(58 KB, 630x370, 32.jpg) GI How the f--- could anyone think that cornstarch would be any part of a substitute for baking powder? F------ retards. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. >>4528118 (OP) >corn starch and tartar sauce If you have some time to spare you can still whip up a cake (or at least some kind of a dessert). Pound cake, for example, doesn't need leavening agents. If not, I guess you should write an apology card and give her some monies. # I'm laughing my ass off. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)20:49 No.4528940 Replies: >>>4528970 File: 1370134189070.png-(91 KB, 472x357, 1351052587129.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)19:52 No.4528802 >>4528718 >The substitution is cream of tartar + cornstarch for the baking powder. >>4528734 >cream of tartar is tartare sauce do you even bake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:42 No.4533297 mext time use Mayonnaise. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:59 No.4528185 Replies: >>4528196 . Well, I tried eating it, but the green stuff from the tartar sauce was there, so I just ate some of the middle. The taste of coffee was extremely f------ strongy, chewy and it tasted raw and gross.... HELLMANN'S Tartar Sauce Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:20 No.4528568 I love how sarcastic 4chan is and blows a mistake out of proportions. Just chill guys. Anonymous 06/02/13(Sun)01:33 No.4529610 Replies: >>4529633 Is your sister hot? Post pics. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:57 No.4533316 tell her /ck/ wishes her happy birthday
File: 1370114827819.jpg-(36 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601.jpg) GI recipe i followed: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Coffee-Cake Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528120 File: 1370114885633.jpg-(44 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_1.jpg) GI the inside of the cake. **HELP ME DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:27 No.4528118 Replies: >>4528170 >>4528173 >>4528208 >>4528649 >>4528734 >>4! Hi /ck/, Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:28 No.4528121 File: 1370114919377.jpg-(49 KB, 640x480, Snapshot_20130601_2.jpg) GI The bottom of the cake. Today is my sister's birthday I spent all morning trying to make her a cake, I followed the instruction to this recipe, (link posted below this ex.). And well, I started having difficulties with it. The cake batter wouldn't mix, I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce, after hours of attempting to cook the cake, it didn't seem to cook properly.. I ended up with, well if you look to the side I'm positive you can see it. I decided that I had enough of the cake's b------- and pulled it RIGHT out of the oven flipped it over and let it cool off, after 10 minutes of waiting for it to cool off, I decided to put red icing on it, but the icing just ended up melting away...; So, I just wiped off the icing and left it in the refrigerator... When it came to eating time, well... Look down below for more references;; P.S what I'm asking is if there is anyway to save this cake. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:29 No.4528123 >I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I can't even give you a 1/10 for thinking anyone would believe that Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:30 No.4528126 File: 1370115044135.jpg-(40 KB, 493x499, If+it+be+a+shitstorm+yer+(...).jpg) GI THERE BE A S--- STORM >Corn starch and tartar sauce A BREWIN Ca Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528131 Replies: >>4528210 File: 1370115126747.gif-(962 KB, 500x375, 1357923308606.gif) GI EVERYBODY'S GETTING MAD Toki Wartooth 06/01/13(Sat)15:32 No.4528133 File: 1370115167583.jpg-(48 KB, 300x300, Warning+shitstorm+down+be(...).jpg) GI Tartar sauce? What the f---? >I didn't seem to find the baking powder so I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce What led you to this? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:34 No.4528137 File: 1370115250597.png-(67 KB, 720x682, 1343462618444.png) GI >>4528130 Tartar cream isn't tartar sauce, dammit! heartsonfire !!fPX2cAyysZV 06/01/13(Sat)21:15 No.4528993 Replies: >>4529025 >>4529047 Holy crap, I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:37 No.4528148 File: 1370115448573.jpg-(19 KB, 265x292, 1339231838817.jpg) GI >Corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with corn starch and tartar sauce I ended up substituting it with com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce com starch and tartar sauce what led you to the conclusion that this was a suitable replacement for baking soda? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:57 No.4528182 how does it taste? looks are secondary. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:49 No.4528170 >>4528118 (OP) Did you have your period on the cake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:12 No.4528543 Replies: >>4533313 File: 1370124747297.png-(3 KB, 120x134, what.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)16:09 No.4528196 File: 1370117366829.jpg-(209 KB, 682x600, 1367315294073.jpg) GI >>4528185 green stuff from the tartar sauce >>4528130 >people need a substitute for bread crumbs Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat) 19:21 No.4528734 Replies: >>4528940 File: 1370128896277.jpg-(58 KB, 630x370, 32.jpg) GI How the f--- could anyone think that cornstarch would be any part of a substitute for baking powder? F------ retards. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. >>4528118 (OP) >corn starch and tartar sauce If you have some time to spare you can still whip up a cake (or at least some kind of a dessert). Pound cake, for example, doesn't need leavening agents. If not, I guess you should write an apology card and give her some monies. # I'm laughing my ass off. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)20:49 No.4528940 Replies: >>>4528970 File: 1370134189070.png-(91 KB, 472x357, 1351052587129.png) GI Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)19:52 No.4528802 >>4528718 >The substitution is cream of tartar + cornstarch for the baking powder. >>4528734 >cream of tartar is tartare sauce do you even bake? Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:35 No.4528140 Replies: >>4528143 >>4528156 >>4533296 WELL, THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. 4CHAN, LOOSEN YOUR HATE. THE BOTTLE SAID CREAMY TARTAR SAUCE, IT WAS ONE 4 IN THE F------ MORNING. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:42 No.4533297 mext time use Mayonnaise. Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)15:59 No.4528185 Replies: >>4528196 . Well, I tried eating it, but the green stuff from the tartar sauce was there, so I just ate some of the middle. The taste of coffee was extremely f------ strongy, chewy and it tasted raw and gross.... HELLMANN'S Tartar Sauce Anonymous 06/01/13(Sat)18:20 No.4528568 I love how sarcastic 4chan is and blows a mistake out of proportions. Just chill guys. Anonymous 06/02/13(Sun)01:33 No.4529610 Replies: >>4529633 Is your sister hot? Post pics. Anonymous 06/03/13(Mon)15:57 No.4533316 tell her /ck/ wishes her happy birthday

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Guys I need some help! Please read! Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG @THEPRANKZONE He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 >>710603671 # >>710604623 #
Guys I need some help! Please read! Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)03:24:29 No.710603525 So I've been c------ in my roommates girlfriend's body wash because they're annoying as f---. For like two months, jerk it in the shower, open the pump, dump it in, and give it a good shake. 14 KB JPG @THEPRANKZONE He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and she's knocked up. He said "I trust her, I guess a condom ripped or idk" and they're going to raise it. We have a year on the lease. Problem is, I'm Greek and they're white as f---. What are the chances I'm a dad? : Anonymous what the f--- is wrong with you 11/05/16(Sat)03:25:48 No.710603604 >>710603671 # >>710604623 #

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Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani 1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.
Anonymous (ID: Sfkg22R6 01/07/21(Thu)21:04:44 No.301025036 imagine spending the better part of the last 5 years having your brain and ego melted by uninterrupted /pol/ exposure, flying to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear trump whine about oprah and mike pence at a rally, marching up to congress on his orders to smash s--- and then mill around aimlessly 51 KB JPG you go home and hear that biden won anyway and all of your favorite twitter news sources named like Patriot Newsman Of the West with avatars of roman statues have posted your photo online and are labeling you a "gay communist antifa actor." then the next day the god emperor you pasted into warhammer memes puts out a video cucking himself and bending the knee. "i'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me tweet again jack!!" you can't leave dc because the airlines have dubbed you a flight risk. you can't stay because the cops are actively looking for you after one of their own died. your roommate at the only hotel that would accept you is a guy named based_kekistani 1488 who wants to show you his goblin slayer torrents. the sun is going down and you're getting cold.

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Anonymous | 69500795 188.2 kB JPG > lifts heavy things > grow muscles 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 69501740 >>69500795 (OP) Woah slow down there buddy, this is /fit/, we don't do that here Anonymous | 69501755 >>69500795 (OP) do you have a study that proves this? Anonymous | 69502862 source 6 hr ago ... 4 hr ago 4 hr ago ●●● 2 hr ago.
Anonymous | 69500795 188.2 kB JPG > lifts heavy things > grow muscles 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous | 69501740 >>69500795 (OP) Woah slow down there buddy, this is /fit/, we don't do that here Anonymous | 69501755 >>69500795 (OP) do you have a study that proves this? Anonymous | 69502862 source 6 hr ago ... 4 hr ago 4 hr ago ●●● 2 hr ago.

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□ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)12:37:18 No.63940872 ► >>63941261 >>63946573 >>63938450 Hate the idea of drinks, but if they made meat-based dog kibble for humans I'd jump at the opportunity. I already eat monkey chow I order from a zoo supply company for about half my meals. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 13:13:51 No.63941261 ► >>63941349 >>63940872 >I already eat monkey chow I order from a zoo supply company for about half my meals. Could you elaborate? How could I start doing this? It sounds fantastic. O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:21:43 No.63941349 >>63941507 >>63941533 >>63941558 >>63941628 >>63941631 >>63941807 >>63941858 >>63941912 >>63942011 >>63942033 >>63942075 >>63942117 >>63942333 >>63942464 >>63942702 >>63942854 >>63942967 >>63943062 >>63943077 >>63943138 >>63943293 >>63943350 >>63943371 >>63943444 >>63943476 >>63943878 >>63943928 >>63944052 >>63944193 >>63944202 >>63944438 >>63944524 >>63944578 >>63944755 >>63944803 >>63944834 >>63944869 >>63944911 >>63944979 >>63945288 >>63945313 >>63945353 >>63945616 >>63945623 >>63945698 >>63945819 >>63945892 >>63946023 >>63946091 >>63946418 >>63946481 >>63946485 >>63946590 >>63946645 >>63946652 >>63946737 >>63946899 >>63946904 >>63947003 >>63947197 >>63947259 >>63947294 >>63947373 >>63947377 >>63947398 >>63947476 >>63947535 >>63947563 >>63947585 >>63947663 >>63947890 >>63947906 >>63948001 >>63948102 >>63949027 >>63949073 >>63949190 >>63949262 >>63949321 >>63949382 >>63949449 >>63941261 I get it from here. https://www.mazuri.com/primate/ape?viewState=ListView&cartID=&portalUser=&store=&cclcl=en_US I use the Primate Growth&Reproduction Biscuit, as that's specifically formulated for male great apes to get large and f---, so I figure it's closest to what I want. It's also around $1 per pound, which makes chicken look expensive by comparison. Be warned, they are pretty flavorless and hard to chew. Soak them in water, dab some hot sauce on them, and enjoy. They serve as my base for nutrition and caloric intake. I fill out the rest of my meals with eggs, milk, and hot dog meat. O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:45:03 No.63941631 ▸ File: Apu the comfy in Hot Springs.jpg (117 KB, 1024x768) >>63941349 Ooooooooooookie dokie.... >>63941349 >Crude protein not less than 20% >$27/25lbs Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)13:35:52 No.63941533 >>63941807 >>63943031 >5lbs of protein for $27 Oh wow that's pretty f------ cheap for 5lbs of protein plus additional mea- >Guaranteed Analysis: Ash not more than 8.0% H-------- anon. Can you taste it? Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:08:34 No.63941858 >>63941976 >>63942035 >>63942618 >>63947548 File: file.png (57 KB, 1162x233) Features and Benefits Guaranteed Analysis O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:45:20 No.63945616 File: 1606081052412.png (261 KB, 431x407) This is no longer flavortown >>63941349 My God... Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 19:46:11 No.63945623 File: 14170adadf3464a6.jpg (111 KB, 1119x1084) >>63941349 anon really returning to monkey holyshit O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:53:27 No.63945698 File: 1443492292979.jpg (16 KB, 240x255) Dehulled soybean meal, ground corn, ground soybean hulls, ground oats, fructose, corn gluten meal, soybean oil, calcium carbonate, flaxseed, sodium hexametaphosphate (DentaGuard), brewers dried yeast, dicalcium phosphate, dehydrated alfalfa meal, salt, natural flavor, l-ascorbyl-2-polyphosphate (stabilized vitamin C), taurine, pyridoxine hydrochloride, dl-methionine, iron polysaccharide complex, choline chloride, folic acid, cholecalciferol (form of vitamin D3), d- alpha tocopheryl acetate (form of vitamin E), calcium pantothenate, vitamin A acetate, biotin, menadione sodium bisulfite complex (source of vitamin K), I-lysine, preserved with mixed tocopherols (form of vitamin E), rosemary extract, thiamine mononitrate, vitamin B12 supplement, nicotinic acid, riboflavin supplement, citric acid, zinc proteinate, manganese proteinate, ground rice hulls, copper proteinate, cobalt proteinate, ethylenediamine dihydroiodide, sodium selenite. >>63941349 oh no no no no no Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 14:24:00 No.63942035 ► >>63943216 >>63943978 >>63944793 >>63941349 Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:34:03 No.63941507 ► >>63943062 Find out you're a f------ legend? >>63941349 Truly, anon, you are leaving humanity behind. Thank you, and Godspeed. Feeding Directions Ingredients ✰✰✰✰✰ Alex Karp a day ago Delicious >>63941858 I'm well aware of that s---. But I assume that since the rest of my diet consists entirely of animal protein it balances out, and I'd rather get nutrition from this than FDA processed carbs. Besides have you seen a silverback gorilla in a zoo? They are the opposite of soiboys Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:50:07 No.63943062 >>63943078 >>63943082 These taste fantastic. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:58:16 No.63942464 >>63942512 O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:57:53 No.63943138 ► >>63943883 >>63941349 please post body PLEASE □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)17:12:25 No.63944052 File: 1634024164950.gif (41 KB, 220x122) O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:02:27 No.63941807 ► File: fit-1.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:50:47 No.63942367 ► O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 16:17:15 No.63943350 File: 1629551160375.jpg (79 KB, 902x960) >>63941349 What the actual f--- Have you experimented the need to fling your feces since you starting eating this? Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:52:43 No.63943089 >>63942118 holy monke >>63941349 Id be lying if I said I wasn't interested in trying this but im scared of the social backlash when my friends find out ☐ Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:51:51 No.63943082 ► >>63941349 THEY DON'T SHIP TO THE UK W-- I WANT MY MONKE GAINS WHILE I SNORT MY GORILLA MODE PREWORKOUT >>63942333 we're already zoo monkeys, he's just cutting out the middleman Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)15:52:43 No.63943089 >>63942118 holy monke Recommends this product ✓✔ Yes Helpful? Yes. 54 No. 1 Report Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:27:28 No.63942075 ► >>63942118 O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)22:35:58 No.63947373 ► File: wealthy_keyboardist.jpg (43 KB, 350x442) >>63941349 >>63941349 Based ape enjoyer >>63941349 Incredibly based No luck yet on the reproduction, but I'm optimistic. These have def given me an extra per in my step. >>63941349 Put me in the screencap, top kek what a madlad >>63941349 O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 14:33:44 No.63942161 ► >>63942221 >>63942118 Yo w-- Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:59:22 No.63948001 File: images.png (169 KB, 335x506) Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)16:12:16 No.63943293 ► >>63941349 I'm really tempted to buy this, the chewing would just be good for my jaw. I'm even more tempted to try this on my kids if I ever have any. Imagine feeding your son f------ Primate Growth biscuits as soon as he can chew them, he's gonna kill everything on the schoolyard. lul Posts like this are why I come here. Quit this place for a year and you just can't find this s--- on the normal internet >>63941533 Not him but I work in an animal feeds adjacent industry. The ash is from burnt foodstuffs and is often much lower th that 8%... But also sometimes higher and then the company pays less O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:31:12 No.63942118 >>63942161 >>63942226 >>63942668 >>63943089 >>63943327 >>63943466 >>63944644 File: 20211015_115419.jpg (3.67 MB, 3024x4032) >>63941349 True Silverback alpha mode >based Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 14:31:08 No.63942117 >>63941349 Dis n---- eating monkey biscuits w-- Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)17:29:57 No.63944193 >>63941349 can't tell if 50iq or 500iq >>63942075 6'1 200. This was me yesterday. I need to work on definition. Lost a lot in the last two months because I haven't been able to work out from an injury >>63941349 Jesus christ literally gorilla mode Ma O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)21:08:12 No.63946481 File: 1633030921478.jpg (27 KB, 275x274) □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)21:08:46 No.63946485 ► File: 1540414720646.gif (1.96 MB, 400x225) >>63941349 Bruh Mazuri Primate Diets ONS DESENED FOR ALL LIPE STAGES OF PRAT O Anonymous 10/16/21 (Sat)03:33:29 No.63949382 ► File: 1621850658705.jpg (84 KB, 1175x818) O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 14:22:45 No.63942011 ► □ Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:15:11 No.63941912 >>63943949 >>63943990 >>63945311 File: PXL 20210524 020706364.jpg (3.28 MB, 4032x3024) ★★★★★ swoledaddy 2 days ago Great for bulking on a budget! O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:22:35 No.63942005 □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:28:16 No.63947795 File: 4.jpg (18 KB, 738x415) >>63941349 Absolute legend. An actual animal. >>63941349 Anon goes apemode Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:31:56 No.63942854 ► >>63943990 >>63945350 File: 20211014_114504.jpg (1.54 MB, 4000x3000) FED O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 16:58:16 No.63943878 ► >>63941976 Monke doesn't care, monke grow and f---. >>63941349 Put my dogs in the screencap ****** This is a great product to eat on a budget to help mainatin muscle mass. highly recommend, just wish they would cut down on the ash a bit Length of Use: 4-6 months Recommends this product ✓ Yes O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)21:11:31 No.63946507 ► Helpful? Yes 3 File: banana biscuit.png (60 KB, 669x300) ravne >>63941349 F--- it, include my cats In the screencap too >>63943077 >Why yes, I like my macros crude and not too ashy □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:18:39 No.63945353 ► File: kek.jpg (54 KB, 562x518) MTB FIBULE O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:40:49 No.63947890 >>63941349 Can anyone confirm? I'm just drunk enough to buy monkey biscuit for those economic gainz. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 17:07:13 No.63943991 ► >>63944051 >apeanon triggers mass buying of monke biscuits >gorillas starve while animal control launches investigations into monke smuggling operations and possible gorilla fighting pits NOVE >>63941349 Way to take chimping out to a whole new level. If you guys aren't getting banana flavor you're f------ sleeping. Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)22:54:32 No.63947563 ► >>63941349 F--- it I'll try some
□ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)12:37:18 No.63940872 ► >>63941261 >>63946573 >>63938450 Hate the idea of drinks, but if they made meat-based dog kibble for humans I'd jump at the opportunity. I already eat monkey chow I order from a zoo supply company for about half my meals. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 13:13:51 No.63941261 ► >>63941349 >>63940872 >I already eat monkey chow I order from a zoo supply company for about half my meals. Could you elaborate? How could I start doing this? It sounds fantastic. O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:21:43 No.63941349 >>63941507 >>63941533 >>63941558 >>63941628 >>63941631 >>63941807 >>63941858 >>63941912 >>63942011 >>63942033 >>63942075 >>63942117 >>63942333 >>63942464 >>63942702 >>63942854 >>63942967 >>63943062 >>63943077 >>63943138 >>63943293 >>63943350 >>63943371 >>63943444 >>63943476 >>63943878 >>63943928 >>63944052 >>63944193 >>63944202 >>63944438 >>63944524 >>63944578 >>63944755 >>63944803 >>63944834 >>63944869 >>63944911 >>63944979 >>63945288 >>63945313 >>63945353 >>63945616 >>63945623 >>63945698 >>63945819 >>63945892 >>63946023 >>63946091 >>63946418 >>63946481 >>63946485 >>63946590 >>63946645 >>63946652 >>63946737 >>63946899 >>63946904 >>63947003 >>63947197 >>63947259 >>63947294 >>63947373 >>63947377 >>63947398 >>63947476 >>63947535 >>63947563 >>63947585 >>63947663 >>63947890 >>63947906 >>63948001 >>63948102 >>63949027 >>63949073 >>63949190 >>63949262 >>63949321 >>63949382 >>63949449 >>63941261 I get it from here. https://www.mazuri.com/primate/ape?viewState=ListView&cartID=&portalUser=&store=&cclcl=en_US I use the Primate Growth&Reproduction Biscuit, as that's specifically formulated for male great apes to get large and f---, so I figure it's closest to what I want. It's also around $1 per pound, which makes chicken look expensive by comparison. Be warned, they are pretty flavorless and hard to chew. Soak them in water, dab some hot sauce on them, and enjoy. They serve as my base for nutrition and caloric intake. I fill out the rest of my meals with eggs, milk, and hot dog meat. O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:45:03 No.63941631 ▸ File: Apu the comfy in Hot Springs.jpg (117 KB, 1024x768) >>63941349 Ooooooooooookie dokie.... >>63941349 >Crude protein not less than 20% >$27/25lbs Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)13:35:52 No.63941533 >>63941807 >>63943031 >5lbs of protein for $27 Oh wow that's pretty f------ cheap for 5lbs of protein plus additional mea- >Guaranteed Analysis: Ash not more than 8.0% H-------- anon. Can you taste it? Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:08:34 No.63941858 >>63941976 >>63942035 >>63942618 >>63947548 File: file.png (57 KB, 1162x233) Features and Benefits Guaranteed Analysis O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:45:20 No.63945616 File: 1606081052412.png (261 KB, 431x407) This is no longer flavortown >>63941349 My God... Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 19:46:11 No.63945623 File: 14170adadf3464a6.jpg (111 KB, 1119x1084) >>63941349 anon really returning to monkey holyshit O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:53:27 No.63945698 File: 1443492292979.jpg (16 KB, 240x255) Dehulled soybean meal, ground corn, ground soybean hulls, ground oats, fructose, corn gluten meal, soybean oil, calcium carbonate, flaxseed, sodium hexametaphosphate (DentaGuard), brewers dried yeast, dicalcium phosphate, dehydrated alfalfa meal, salt, natural flavor, l-ascorbyl-2-polyphosphate (stabilized vitamin C), taurine, pyridoxine hydrochloride, dl-methionine, iron polysaccharide complex, choline chloride, folic acid, cholecalciferol (form of vitamin D3), d- alpha tocopheryl acetate (form of vitamin E), calcium pantothenate, vitamin A acetate, biotin, menadione sodium bisulfite complex (source of vitamin K), I-lysine, preserved with mixed tocopherols (form of vitamin E), rosemary extract, thiamine mononitrate, vitamin B12 supplement, nicotinic acid, riboflavin supplement, citric acid, zinc proteinate, manganese proteinate, ground rice hulls, copper proteinate, cobalt proteinate, ethylenediamine dihydroiodide, sodium selenite. >>63941349 oh no no no no no Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 14:24:00 No.63942035 ► >>63943216 >>63943978 >>63944793 >>63941349 Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)13:34:03 No.63941507 ► >>63943062 Find out you're a f------ legend? >>63941349 Truly, anon, you are leaving humanity behind. Thank you, and Godspeed. Feeding Directions Ingredients ✰✰✰✰✰ Alex Karp a day ago Delicious >>63941858 I'm well aware of that s---. But I assume that since the rest of my diet consists entirely of animal protein it balances out, and I'd rather get nutrition from this than FDA processed carbs. Besides have you seen a silverback gorilla in a zoo? They are the opposite of soiboys Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:50:07 No.63943062 >>63943078 >>63943082 These taste fantastic. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:58:16 No.63942464 >>63942512 O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:57:53 No.63943138 ► >>63943883 >>63941349 please post body PLEASE □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)17:12:25 No.63944052 File: 1634024164950.gif (41 KB, 220x122) O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:02:27 No.63941807 ► File: fit-1.jpg (7 KB, 225x225) O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:50:47 No.63942367 ► O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 16:17:15 No.63943350 File: 1629551160375.jpg (79 KB, 902x960) >>63941349 What the actual f--- Have you experimented the need to fling your feces since you starting eating this? Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:52:43 No.63943089 >>63942118 holy monke >>63941349 Id be lying if I said I wasn't interested in trying this but im scared of the social backlash when my friends find out ☐ Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:51:51 No.63943082 ► >>63941349 THEY DON'T SHIP TO THE UK W-- I WANT MY MONKE GAINS WHILE I SNORT MY GORILLA MODE PREWORKOUT >>63942333 we're already zoo monkeys, he's just cutting out the middleman Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)15:52:43 No.63943089 >>63942118 holy monke Recommends this product ✓✔ Yes Helpful? Yes. 54 No. 1 Report Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:27:28 No.63942075 ► >>63942118 O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)22:35:58 No.63947373 ► File: wealthy_keyboardist.jpg (43 KB, 350x442) >>63941349 >>63941349 Based ape enjoyer >>63941349 Incredibly based No luck yet on the reproduction, but I'm optimistic. These have def given me an extra per in my step. >>63941349 Put me in the screencap, top kek what a madlad >>63941349 O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri) 14:33:44 No.63942161 ► >>63942221 >>63942118 Yo w-- Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:59:22 No.63948001 File: images.png (169 KB, 335x506) Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)16:12:16 No.63943293 ► >>63941349 I'm really tempted to buy this, the chewing would just be good for my jaw. I'm even more tempted to try this on my kids if I ever have any. Imagine feeding your son f------ Primate Growth biscuits as soon as he can chew them, he's gonna kill everything on the schoolyard. lul Posts like this are why I come here. Quit this place for a year and you just can't find this s--- on the normal internet >>63941533 Not him but I work in an animal feeds adjacent industry. The ash is from burnt foodstuffs and is often much lower th that 8%... But also sometimes higher and then the company pays less O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:31:12 No.63942118 >>63942161 >>63942226 >>63942668 >>63943089 >>63943327 >>63943466 >>63944644 File: 20211015_115419.jpg (3.67 MB, 3024x4032) >>63941349 True Silverback alpha mode >based Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 14:31:08 No.63942117 >>63941349 Dis n---- eating monkey biscuits w-- Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)17:29:57 No.63944193 >>63941349 can't tell if 50iq or 500iq >>63942075 6'1 200. This was me yesterday. I need to work on definition. Lost a lot in the last two months because I haven't been able to work out from an injury >>63941349 Jesus christ literally gorilla mode Ma O Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)21:08:12 No.63946481 File: 1633030921478.jpg (27 KB, 275x274) □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)21:08:46 No.63946485 ► File: 1540414720646.gif (1.96 MB, 400x225) >>63941349 Bruh Mazuri Primate Diets ONS DESENED FOR ALL LIPE STAGES OF PRAT O Anonymous 10/16/21 (Sat)03:33:29 No.63949382 ► File: 1621850658705.jpg (84 KB, 1175x818) O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 14:22:45 No.63942011 ► □ Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)14:15:11 No.63941912 >>63943949 >>63943990 >>63945311 File: PXL 20210524 020706364.jpg (3.28 MB, 4032x3024) ★★★★★ swoledaddy 2 days ago Great for bulking on a budget! O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)14:22:35 No.63942005 □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:28:16 No.63947795 File: 4.jpg (18 KB, 738x415) >>63941349 Absolute legend. An actual animal. >>63941349 Anon goes apemode Anonymous 10/15/21(Fri)15:31:56 No.63942854 ► >>63943990 >>63945350 File: 20211014_114504.jpg (1.54 MB, 4000x3000) FED O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 16:58:16 No.63943878 ► >>63941976 Monke doesn't care, monke grow and f---. >>63941349 Put my dogs in the screencap ****** This is a great product to eat on a budget to help mainatin muscle mass. highly recommend, just wish they would cut down on the ash a bit Length of Use: 4-6 months Recommends this product ✓ Yes O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)21:11:31 No.63946507 ► Helpful? Yes 3 File: banana biscuit.png (60 KB, 669x300) ravne >>63941349 F--- it, include my cats In the screencap too >>63943077 >Why yes, I like my macros crude and not too ashy □ Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)19:18:39 No.63945353 ► File: kek.jpg (54 KB, 562x518) MTB FIBULE O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)23:40:49 No.63947890 >>63941349 Can anyone confirm? I'm just drunk enough to buy monkey biscuit for those economic gainz. O Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri) 17:07:13 No.63943991 ► >>63944051 >apeanon triggers mass buying of monke biscuits >gorillas starve while animal control launches investigations into monke smuggling operations and possible gorilla fighting pits NOVE >>63941349 Way to take chimping out to a whole new level. If you guys aren't getting banana flavor you're f------ sleeping. Anonymous 10/15/21 (Fri)22:54:32 No.63947563 ► >>63941349 F--- it I'll try some

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