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ntermission: 21 HELLO! Mynameis JEFF Davi Chan lil panic attack Ghost 22 20 320 €70 453a 70 800 70 780 22 740 20 620 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth
ntermission: 21 HELLO! Mynameis JEFF Davi Chan lil panic attack Ghost 22 20 320 €70 453a 70 800 70 780 22 740 20 620 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth

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File: 3D Pinball.png (136 KB, 600x417) Space Ca 10% >start playing around with it >find 3D Pinball for Windows >immediately start playing HALL 1 0 □ Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)20:13:05 No.880007734 [Reply] >be me >father dies >going through father stuff >find old xp laptop he was still using >sadsmile.jpg >decide to boot it up >slow as molasses >finally get to desktop >XP_startup_sound.wav >that sound >get blasted with memories from my youth >remember all the good time spent with my father >when he would surprise me with a pack of Pokemon cards >when he would take me to work with him and let me play with all the cool electronic tools >when he would tell me stories to make me sleep >cry my eyes out all night Miss you dad. >when we would play card games and inevitably beat me >when he would do magic tricks to entertain me >when we would play crosswords during summer >when we talked for hours about everything >when we watched F1 together
File: 3D Pinball.png (136 KB, 600x417) Space Ca 10% >start playing around with it >find 3D Pinball for Windows >immediately start playing HALL 1 0 □ Anonymous 06/12/22(Sun)20:13:05 No.880007734 [Reply] >be me >father dies >going through father stuff >find old xp laptop he was still using >sadsmile.jpg >decide to boot it up >slow as molasses >finally get to desktop >XP_startup_sound.wav >that sound >get blasted with memories from my youth >remember all the good time spent with my father >when he would surprise me with a pack of Pokemon cards >when he would take me to work with him and let me play with all the cool electronic tools >when he would tell me stories to make me sleep >cry my eyes out all night Miss you dad. >when we would play card games and inevitably beat me >when he would do magic tricks to entertain me >when we would play crosswords during summer >when we talked for hours about everything >when we watched F1 together

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Anon Is Andrew Lester | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)08:11:07 No.897800085 >be me >Andrew Lester >patriotic octogenarian >have been robbed and beaten by nogs several times and as a result have severe ptsd >recently donated 25k to a local children's ward >godlyman.jpg >am sitting down to my afternoon cheese sandwich and up of weak tea >suddenly here loud relentless banging and thuggery at my door >ohnoitshappeningagain.wav >retrieve my firearm >as I'm about to open the door it is kicked in and I see a towering black youth attempting to rush through my door >I no longer take chances so I discharge my weapon in his face >he's still coming so I drop slightly and hit him in the arm >finally he's down >am going into respiratory distress bc old man >police question me and tell me this chemistry whiz was the next Walter White and I potentially stopped the real life breaking bad from happening. >sigh with relief as they drop me off back at my home, fix my door and give me back my gun >suck my sagging f------ nuts Biden 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)08:11:07 No.897800085 >be me >Andrew Lester >patriotic octogenarian >have been robbed and beaten by nogs several times and as a result have severe ptsd >recently donated 25k to a local children's ward >godlyman.jpg >am sitting down to my afternoon cheese sandwich and up of weak tea >suddenly here loud relentless banging and thuggery at my door >ohnoitshappeningagain.wav >retrieve my firearm >as I'm about to open the door it is kicked in and I see a towering black youth attempting to rush through my door >I no longer take chances so I discharge my weapon in his face >he's still coming so I drop slightly and hit him in the arm >finally he's down >am going into respiratory distress bc old man >police question me and tell me this chemistry whiz was the next Walter White and I potentially stopped the real life breaking bad from happening. >sigh with relief as they drop me off back at my home, fix my door and give me back my gun >suck my sagging f------ nuts Biden 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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The privately run prison construction sector | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: p8mXa+MO) 04/18/23(Tue)07:33:13 No.423978492 if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? >>423978578 # >>423978698 # >>423978718 # >>423979076 # >>423979145 # >>423979258 # >>423979291 # >>423981360 # Anonymous (ID: J3T9+nRV) 04/18/23(Tue)08:03:47 No.423981360 >>423978492 # >if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? flavored cigar manufacturers would cease to exist practically over night 78557
: Anonymous (ID: p8mXa+MO) 04/18/23(Tue)07:33:13 No.423978492 if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? >>423978578 # >>423978698 # >>423978718 # >>423979076 # >>423979145 # >>423979258 # >>423979291 # >>423981360 # Anonymous (ID: J3T9+nRV) 04/18/23(Tue)08:03:47 No.423981360 >>423978492 # >if blacks vanished from the planet, what sector of society would suffer? flavored cigar manufacturers would cease to exist practically over night 78557

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: Anonymous (ID: hi/G7zQU) 04/18/23(Tue)08:57:17 No.423937970 Entering the wrong house, white edition: >*Sheepishly enter front door* >Hello? Hellooo? Is Jim here? >"There's no Jim here, you've got the wrong house and I'm going to have to ask you to leave." >Oh, terribly sorry. I'll leave you in peace. My apologies for disturbing your morning. Entering the wrong house, black edition: >*Burst through front door* >AYO JIM, THE F--- YOU AT BOY? >"Whoa there! There's no Jim here. You best turn right back out that door" >F--- nah, this Jim's house n----. He got them big bass speakers up on Facebook n----. Two Benjamins. He saida just come on in. Where they at? >"You need to leave NOW." >I ain't gonna go no time till I got them bass blastin' feel? You hidin' them? Bet you some f-----' con man. S---. WHERE F----- JIM? >*.22 go pew*
: Anonymous (ID: hi/G7zQU) 04/18/23(Tue)08:57:17 No.423937970 Entering the wrong house, white edition: >*Sheepishly enter front door* >Hello? Hellooo? Is Jim here? >"There's no Jim here, you've got the wrong house and I'm going to have to ask you to leave." >Oh, terribly sorry. I'll leave you in peace. My apologies for disturbing your morning. Entering the wrong house, black edition: >*Burst through front door* >AYO JIM, THE F--- YOU AT BOY? >"Whoa there! There's no Jim here. You best turn right back out that door" >F--- nah, this Jim's house n----. He got them big bass speakers up on Facebook n----. Two Benjamins. He saida just come on in. Where they at? >"You need to leave NOW." >I ain't gonna go no time till I got them bass blastin' feel? You hidin' them? Bet you some f-----' con man. S---. WHERE F----- JIM? >*.22 go pew*

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Anon can’t catch a break | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 317 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)14:47:56 No.897803005 >wake up >feel fine >about to take shower >feel fine >start shower >feel fine >get in >feel fine >lather up with soap >feel fine >... >stomach hurt >have to take massive s--- >have to jump out of shower to s--- >sitting on toilet soaking wet >cold Why
: Anonymous 317 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)14:47:56 No.897803005 >wake up >feel fine >about to take shower >feel fine >start shower >feel fine >get in >feel fine >lather up with soap >feel fine >... >stomach hurt >have to take massive s--- >have to jump out of shower to s--- >sitting on toilet soaking wet >cold Why

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Anon pulls a prenkkk.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/13/11(Tue)20:26 No.110166515 Hide File 1315959994.jpg-(9 KB, 251x251, 1315262861686.jpg) >Be about 9-10 years old >Little brother is sleeping in his bed (We shared rooms, back in the day) >Think It'd be hilarious to fart on his head >Pull down my pants and lower my ass so close to his face my anus is almost touching his nose >Fart D: >He wakes up by snorting my liquid s--- up his nose >He vomits EVERYWHERE >Realize it isn't a fart >Liquid s--- pours out of my ass, onto his face >I flee the scene like some scat version of The Phantom of the Opera >He runs downstairs crying and gagging >Hide under the bed >Hear mum do a mini scream and ask what the hell happened to him >Still s------- myself under the bed, in small squits >mfw mum found me That was a terrible day.
Anonymous 09/13/11(Tue)20:26 No.110166515 Hide File 1315959994.jpg-(9 KB, 251x251, 1315262861686.jpg) >Be about 9-10 years old >Little brother is sleeping in his bed (We shared rooms, back in the day) >Think It'd be hilarious to fart on his head >Pull down my pants and lower my ass so close to his face my anus is almost touching his nose >Fart D: >He wakes up by snorting my liquid s--- up his nose >He vomits EVERYWHERE >Realize it isn't a fart >Liquid s--- pours out of my ass, onto his face >I flee the scene like some scat version of The Phantom of the Opera >He runs downstairs crying and gagging >Hide under the bed >Hear mum do a mini scream and ask what the hell happened to him >Still s------- myself under the bed, in small squits >mfw mum found me That was a terrible day.

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Anon Starts Typing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:30:05 No.897802516 >start typing post >realise you dont care that much >close tab View Thread
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:30:05 No.897802516 >start typing post >realise you dont care that much >close tab View Thread

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Ameranon supports his government | /r/Greentext

File: goldpanning.jpg (211 KB, 1600x899) >get 0 responses >am starving I like to call myself a patriot ■ gold panning Anonymous (ID: H3QInvx)) 04/17/23(Mon)20:40:06 No. 17479634 >get up early to Pan for gold in the Yaak river Montana >spend hours of my life shaking a strainer covered in dirt >manage to get a couple grams of gold, one of the luckiest days I've had to far >success >put all gold into vile >mail gold directly to United States Bullion Depository with following letter: "Hello, it is with my fullest joy and enthusiasm that I gift you all gold I found in Montana to further grow the United States Economy. Thank you for being the best country on earth" >do this daily
File: goldpanning.jpg (211 KB, 1600x899) >get 0 responses >am starving I like to call myself a patriot ■ gold panning Anonymous (ID: H3QInvx)) 04/17/23(Mon)20:40:06 No. 17479634 >get up early to Pan for gold in the Yaak river Montana >spend hours of my life shaking a strainer covered in dirt >manage to get a couple grams of gold, one of the luckiest days I've had to far >success >put all gold into vile >mail gold directly to United States Bullion Depository with following letter: "Hello, it is with my fullest joy and enthusiasm that I gift you all gold I found in Montana to further grow the United States Economy. Thank you for being the best country on earth" >do this daily

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Anons talk creator clash | /r/Greentext

Anonymous LOL Leafy @LeafyIsi lere AMALIE 12:26 AM Apr 16, 2023 929.3K Views qrd? 485 Retweets 78 Quotes 13.6K Likes 213 Bookmarks idubbbz bros... 04/17/23(Mon)11:12:35 No.183106014 Anonymous image_2023-04-17_021146671.png 513 KB PNG Spectrum Anonymous >>183106397 # >>183107014 # >>183109303 # tersty 04/17/23(Mon)11:28:30 No.183106290 04/17/23(Mon)12:46:50 No.183107800 20230417_064546.jpg 50 KB JPG >>183107861 # >>183107884 # >>183107940 # >>183108698 # >>183108753 # >>183109059 # >>183109202 # 04/17/23(Mon)12:09:41 No.183107014 Anonymous >>183106290 # >idubbbz was a popular youtuber who made fun of other youtubers for how they acted on social media >gets it in his head that he's some sort of "alpha" for exposing retarded s--- people post >starts dating a w---- around 2019 >she starts wrapping him around her finger because it turns out he's actually just a scrawny nerd making videos and she's the only girl who's given him attention >she starts an onlyfans account around 2020 and uses his channel to promote it >she takes charge of the relationship, preventing him from talking to friends she doesn't like, calling him a p---- when he doesn't defend her w---- behavior, and threatening to break up with him constantly >Because of this, everyone starts calling him a cuck, including youtubers with large audiences he p----- off in the past >he tries to play it off like he's not bothered by it, but is clearly seething about his w---- gf and is too spineless to tell her to stop >they get married in 2021, and he takes her last name, permanently cementing his place as a cuck >his appearance also changes from a clean cut look with no tats, to a white thrash looking gremlin, like his w---- gf, further showing how much influence she has over him >in order to pretend he has some form of dignity or semblance of manhood left, he organizes a "boxing event", where he will compete in the main event >he picks what he thinks is an easy win and barely trains, but other guy takes the fight seriously and shows up looking twice his size, beats the s--- out of him >decides to try again after spending years doing nothing but training >still gets his ass kicked, despite having every advantage possible (fighting a guy who is smaller, took the fight on a month's notice and has never boxed) because he does not have an ounce of testosterone in his body >breaks down crying in the post fight interview realizing that he's a cuck, while his w---- wife looks at him with disgust and is already thinking of a divorce to take half his money >>183107240 # >>183107324 # >>183107563 # >>183107740 # >>183107919 # >>183108003 # >>183108056 # >>183108224 # >>183108381 # >>183108647 # >>183109077 # >>183109303 #
Anonymous LOL Leafy @LeafyIsi lere AMALIE 12:26 AM Apr 16, 2023 929.3K Views qrd? 485 Retweets 78 Quotes 13.6K Likes 213 Bookmarks idubbbz bros... 04/17/23(Mon)11:12:35 No.183106014 Anonymous image_2023-04-17_021146671.png 513 KB PNG Spectrum Anonymous >>183106397 # >>183107014 # >>183109303 # tersty 04/17/23(Mon)11:28:30 No.183106290 04/17/23(Mon)12:46:50 No.183107800 20230417_064546.jpg 50 KB JPG >>183107861 # >>183107884 # >>183107940 # >>183108698 # >>183108753 # >>183109059 # >>183109202 # 04/17/23(Mon)12:09:41 No.183107014 Anonymous >>183106290 # >idubbbz was a popular youtuber who made fun of other youtubers for how they acted on social media >gets it in his head that he's some sort of "alpha" for exposing retarded s--- people post >starts dating a w---- around 2019 >she starts wrapping him around her finger because it turns out he's actually just a scrawny nerd making videos and she's the only girl who's given him attention >she starts an onlyfans account around 2020 and uses his channel to promote it >she takes charge of the relationship, preventing him from talking to friends she doesn't like, calling him a p---- when he doesn't defend her w---- behavior, and threatening to break up with him constantly >Because of this, everyone starts calling him a cuck, including youtubers with large audiences he p----- off in the past >he tries to play it off like he's not bothered by it, but is clearly seething about his w---- gf and is too spineless to tell her to stop >they get married in 2021, and he takes her last name, permanently cementing his place as a cuck >his appearance also changes from a clean cut look with no tats, to a white thrash looking gremlin, like his w---- gf, further showing how much influence she has over him >in order to pretend he has some form of dignity or semblance of manhood left, he organizes a "boxing event", where he will compete in the main event >he picks what he thinks is an easy win and barely trains, but other guy takes the fight seriously and shows up looking twice his size, beats the s--- out of him >decides to try again after spending years doing nothing but training >still gets his ass kicked, despite having every advantage possible (fighting a guy who is smaller, took the fight on a month's notice and has never boxed) because he does not have an ounce of testosterone in his body >breaks down crying in the post fight interview realizing that he's a cuck, while his w---- wife looks at him with disgust and is already thinking of a divorce to take half his money >>183107240 # >>183107324 # >>183107563 # >>183107740 # >>183107919 # >>183108003 # >>183108056 # >>183108224 # >>183108381 # >>183108647 # >>183109077 # >>183109303 #

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Anon acquires bird-level knowledge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.79 MB JPG 04/04/17 (Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 18 Replies / 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird 04/04/17 (Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037
Anonymous 2.79 MB JPG 04/04/17 (Tue)19:11:53 No.8771033 >two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today >Can't stop eating these Why did you uncage this demon 18 Replies / 1 Image View Thread Anonymous >asking how to eat sunflower seeds are you more stupid than a bird 04/04/17 (Tue)19:13:07 No.8771037

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Anon strikes fear | /r/Greentext

69 KB JPG >be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year
69 KB JPG >be me >first day of school >in hallway going to class >bump into girl holding papers >im like a foot taller than her >she expects me to help her pick them up like in the movies >i dont >look at her while she picks them up herself >she finishes and stands up >stare at her >she's about to say something but can't muster up the courage >continue staring >her eyes start to water >keep staring >i feel the fear in her eyes >keep staring >she speed walks away looking down >were in the same class >don't have any interactions or say a word to her for the rest of the year

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Porn addiction | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri)01:21:13 No.65585458 >Woman: I'm bisexual teehee >shows zero sexual interest in other women >Men: I'm 100% straight >likes trap and femboy s---, uses euphemisms like "bussy" Why do people do this?
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri)01:21:13 No.65585458 >Woman: I'm bisexual teehee >shows zero sexual interest in other women >Men: I'm 100% straight >likes trap and femboy s---, uses euphemisms like "bussy" Why do people do this?

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God is based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 67 KB JPG ht 09/26/18 (Wed)09:33:25 No.48355476 >Okay Christians, if god is real then why would he let me skull-f--- children?
: Anonymous 67 KB JPG ht 09/26/18 (Wed)09:33:25 No.48355476 >Okay Christians, if god is real then why would he let me skull-f--- children?

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An anon falls in love | /r/Greentext

>seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too >tells me how she likes to kiss me,hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am 410 KB PNG >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/
>seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too >tells me how she likes to kiss me,hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am 410 KB PNG >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Can I get fries with this die | /r/Greentext

>>81753574 # >>81759115 # : Anonymous 04/17/17(Mon)22:41:52 No >work at McDonalds >Hannah Baker comes in >orders a double cheeseburger >give her a normal cheeseburger welcome to your tape >>81746815 # >>81747262 # >>81747294 # >>81753593
>>81753574 # >>81759115 # : Anonymous 04/17/17(Mon)22:41:52 No >work at McDonalds >Hannah Baker comes in >orders a double cheeseburger >give her a normal cheeseburger welcome to your tape >>81746815 # >>81747262 # >>81747294 # >>81753593

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Anon discovers something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Be serious /b/ am I a f----- 75 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:45:14 No.897795736 >be me >college-aged male >f------ manlet >5 foot 4 >feminine fat distribution (thick ass and thighs) >get hit on by str8 dudes whenever I go out >I don't even recognize myself as a man anymore >j------- alone in my room to the thought of being a girl so I could date >go to lgbt support group mainly just to complain to f------ about how the gigachad they're chasing all want to date me >see trad-looking lesbian >churchgoer, modest, virgin >genius idea >introduce self as trans woman looking to date other women >ask her out >she believes I am a woman and I am dating her >have sex >nut inside >she's not on birth control >she misses her period "It's probably just stress" >getting nervous >buy a pregnancy test >kinda sad it's negative but life goes on and we really can't afford a child >continue living happy domestic life having unprotected sex "Man it's crazy how she hasn't got pregnant yet" >need extra cash >donate to sperm bank >f------ infertile >makes no sense >go to doctor >f------ intersex got my p---- stitched at birth >I'm actually a girl dating another girl
Anonymous Be serious /b/ am I a f----- 75 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:45:14 No.897795736 >be me >college-aged male >f------ manlet >5 foot 4 >feminine fat distribution (thick ass and thighs) >get hit on by str8 dudes whenever I go out >I don't even recognize myself as a man anymore >j------- alone in my room to the thought of being a girl so I could date >go to lgbt support group mainly just to complain to f------ about how the gigachad they're chasing all want to date me >see trad-looking lesbian >churchgoer, modest, virgin >genius idea >introduce self as trans woman looking to date other women >ask her out >she believes I am a woman and I am dating her >have sex >nut inside >she's not on birth control >she misses her period "It's probably just stress" >getting nervous >buy a pregnancy test >kinda sad it's negative but life goes on and we really can't afford a child >continue living happy domestic life having unprotected sex "Man it's crazy how she hasn't got pregnant yet" >need extra cash >donate to sperm bank >f------ infertile >makes no sense >go to doctor >f------ intersex got my p---- stitched at birth >I'm actually a girl dating another girl

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It’s over for anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bowsette song has sent me into(...) And she won't even care for you I fear 247 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)00:53:37 No.72972496 Its over >be me >listen to Bowsette song >remember time I ignored a girl who was very clearly into me to chase a hotter girl >hotter girl turns out to be a lesbian >other girl switches schools and I never see her again >no girl has shown interest in me since >regret
Anonymous Bowsette song has sent me into(...) And she won't even care for you I fear 247 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)00:53:37 No.72972496 Its over >be me >listen to Bowsette song >remember time I ignored a girl who was very clearly into me to chase a hotter girl >hotter girl turns out to be a lesbian >other girl switches schools and I never see her again >no girl has shown interest in me since >regret

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Steep prices | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat) 19:00:54 No.19064954 1679176125410638 (1).gif 3.12 MB GIF >tea comes in big and medium sizes >Big tea is more expensive than medium tea >Order medium tea >Get a glass of hot water and one tea unit package >Order big tea >Get a glass with a couple more ounces of hot water and the same size of tea unit package They are charging me more for extra hot water I can order a medium tea and ask for free water : Anonymous >>19064954 (OP) # shut the f--- up 03/18/23(Sat) 19:07:38 No.19064980
: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat) 19:00:54 No.19064954 1679176125410638 (1).gif 3.12 MB GIF >tea comes in big and medium sizes >Big tea is more expensive than medium tea >Order medium tea >Get a glass of hot water and one tea unit package >Order big tea >Get a glass with a couple more ounces of hot water and the same size of tea unit package They are charging me more for extra hot water I can order a medium tea and ask for free water : Anonymous >>19064954 (OP) # shut the f--- up 03/18/23(Sat) 19:07:38 No.19064980

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admin meets a sigma male | /r/Greentext

Story from today >Go to use restroom downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?
Story from today >Go to use restroom downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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