Anonymous Be serious /b/ am I a f----- 75 KB JPG 04/18/23(Tue)09:45:14 No.897795736 >be me >college-aged male >f------ manlet >5 foot 4 >feminine fat distribution (thick ass and thighs) >get hit on by str8 dudes whenever I go out >I don't even recognize myself as a man anymore >j------- alone in my room to the thought of being a girl so I could date >go to lgbt support group mainly just to complain to f------ about how the gigachad they're chasing all want to date me >see trad-looking lesbian >churchgoer, modest, virgin >genius idea >introduce self as trans woman looking to date other women >ask her out >she believes I am a woman and I am dating her >have sex >nut inside >she's not on birth control >she misses her period "It's probably just stress" >getting nervous >buy a pregnancy test >kinda sad it's negative but life goes on and we really can't afford a child >continue living happy domestic life having unprotected sex "Man it's crazy how she hasn't got pregnant yet" >need extra cash >donate to sperm bank >f------ infertile >makes no sense >go to doctor >f------ intersex got my p---- stitched at birth >I'm actually a girl dating another girl

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Anonymous A dream I had. NO FALENTHE DON'T work w CONE LOH MY LAP 81 KB JPG 03/06/25(Thu)01:57:40 No.80537791 >Be me. >Its 2055. >My aging has been slowed thanks to cybernetics, I'm pretty much a wholeass Cyborg. >Hear a knock at my door. >Its a cute robot girl >"Hey Anon, I'm your assigned robo gf from the robot overlords!" >Hellyes.jpg >We quickly fall in love. She loves watching me play vidya, watching YouTube and going out on walks. >Its always raining, and we both love the rain. >She stays at home and cooks and maintains the apartment while I go out and work. >Come home to my favourite foods always being ready for dinner. >Gives better head and sex than any fleshbag. >Has soft silicone skin that's so smooth and fleshy to the touch. >Every night is vidya before hardcore sex. >Showering together, helping clean out some of the parts she needs help with. >"I'm really happy I met you, anon. I love you." >Wake up. If robot gfs don't become real in a few years I'm killing myself. It'll be the only thing my autistic c--- will ever f---.

②Daily Loud @DailyLoud Feb 13 45% of men aged 18 to 25 have never asked out a woman in person 1739569152006958.png 408 KB PNG >Bars are empty >Speed dating has more trouble getting men than women >Clubs are dying out Yea... what going on with the men?

Anonymous 403 KB PNG pain in my back. 06/24/24(Mon)20:13:30 No.77940526 >Be me, straight man >Walking through the grocery store. >Notice a cute femboy with perfectly styled hair struggling to reach a can on the top shelf. >Being the helpful person I am, and slightly admiring his choice of a crop top, I offer to help him. >As I hand him the can, I feel a sharp >Collapse to the ground and see stars, my vision swimming. >Through the haze, I make out an elderly Chinese man standing over me. >He's holding a cane in one hand and his service revolver in the other. >Realize the femboy was a ruse to get me vulnerable. >The store's staff suddenly surrounds me, all of them brandishing firearms. >They all turned into chinese mans, closing in and blocking all exits. >The most chinese, clearly the alpha chinese elderly man out of them growls, "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

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Anonymous Bowsette song has sent me into(...) And she won't even care for you I fear 247 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)00:53:37 No.72972496 Its over >be me >listen to Bowsette song >remember time I ignored a girl who was very clearly into me to chase a hotter girl >hotter girl turns out to be a lesbian >other girl switches schools and I never see her again >no girl has shown interest in me since >regret

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: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat) 19:00:54 No.19064954 1679176125410638 (1).gif 3.12 MB GIF >tea comes in big and medium sizes >Big tea is more expensive than medium tea >Order medium tea >Get a glass of hot water and one tea unit package >Order big tea >Get a glass with a couple more ounces of hot water and the same size of tea unit package They are charging me more for extra hot water I can order a medium tea and ask for free water : Anonymous >>19064954 (OP) # shut the f--- up 03/18/23(Sat) 19:07:38 No.19064980

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Story from today >Go to use restroom downloadfile.jpg 27 KB JPG >Pick the urinal on the far left as it's the closest (there are 3 for context) >Soon after another guy comes, takes the far right urinal >Randomly a third guy comes in and exclaims "Ayooo, it's peepee time" >He approaches middle stall and says "mind if I squeeeeze in here?" Before doing so regardless >"How are we doing today, fellas?" >Start to awkwardly laugh, finish pissing and and got to wash my hands >He follows me, watches me wash my hands, then proceeds to not wash his and leave Did I meet a sigma male?

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: Anonymous Me: Mom, Dad, I have a girlfriend Parents: Oh thank god we thought you were gay me: I am 04/18/23(Tue) 15:54:46 No.72998191 >get trans gf >nice relationship >everything going well >she has a cute voice really high and girly >one day playing a game together 128 KB JPG >she loses to me >says "f---" in a really manly voice >shocked >instantly lose all attraction >what should I do bros?

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: Anonymous >be me, 22 >camping innawoods with two friends >sitting around campfire, me and friend 1 are smoking cigarettes >friend 2 goes to take a s--- and grab firewood, comes back after a few minutes 07/15/21(Thu)08:56:43 No.29228061 >chain smoking, like 4 hours go by and one of us has a c-------- in our mouth or hand at all times >friend 2 is getting increasingly bothered by smoke, asks if we can stop >wut.jpg >remember reading somewhere that Natives say skinwalkers don't like tobacco smoke >realize friend 2 smells like s---, too >friend 1 and I come to the conclusion friend 2 is a skinwalker >I hack friend 2 to pieces with the hatchet we brought as friend 1 holds him down >makes f----- up noises while axing him, definitely a skinwalker >we smell a weird coppery smell, definitely a skinwalker >friend 1 and I throw the bloody chunks into the fire >crisis averted And that's how my friend and I killed a skinwalker Saul, if you see this, put me in the video >>29230722 #

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: Anonymous Steve.jpg 91 KB JPG 86 decides what happens to steve the cat let him out 04/18/23(Tue)08:35:01 No.897784302 : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:27 No.897784397 HEY /6/ : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:37:53 No.897784409 lack some timestamp here >>897784495 # >>897784635 # bread cat : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:09 No.897784422 : Anonymous cat goes free : Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)08:38:50 No.897784450 Release immediately or I will have u tracked down 04/18/23(Tue)08:39:01 No.897784453

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Anonymous ignore the sexist trolls so they go away that one lady with the cringy comics 04/17/23 (Mon)16:14:55 No.897766808 make several comics about them, giving them the attention they want @lequirkycumic patreon.com/whothefuckgivesmoneytothischick le quirky cat This woman is too goddamn easy to mock lequirkycumic.com 3966916B-AE47-4E12-A915-CBBACA99EE26.jpg 332 KB JPG

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07/21/21 (Wed)12:42:03 No.64657226 >have a crush on a handsome successful chad >use incel advice to make myself attractive (dont swear or drink, dont wear too much makeup, act cute and pure, be trad and modest, make my hobbies baking and knitting and s--- like that, make it known im a virgin to him, stay at home and want to be a wife and mommy) : Anonymous 9 KB JPG >he ends up choosing a slutty, binge drinking, bimbo cakeface girl who runs her own business and is extremely unfeminine and loud and hates kids Stupid s----- incel advice only works for attracting betas.

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Anonymous (ID: CfNHW8YS ) 06/24/14(Tue)00:32:23 No.552734235 >rent a convertible sports car and a parachute >get your favorite handgun and shoot it in the air around a police station >high speed chase ensues >lead the police into the desert and wait for media choppers >itstime.jpg >tie parachute cord around your neck and throw a brick on the gas >deploy parachute, snapping your neck and simultaniously dragging your lifeless body into the air behind the car >parasail across the desert until your car dies Bonus points if the parachute says Ron Paul 2008 Bonus points if wearing assless fursuit

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$Bell : Anonymous 42 KB JPG 6:28 PM boards.4chan.org 02/02/19(Sat) 18:22:36 No.791644591 >approach her on stairs going up to biology class > I say hi and then immediately fall walking up the stairs and hit my face square on one of the steps and my phone gets flinged over the railing >look up and she's laughing >ask if I'm okay I say yes and then I do it >"would you wanna hangout sometime?" >she says she has a boyfriend and walks off >I hear her laughing through the door >mfw when I fractured my jaw broke my phone and got rejected at the same time >>791644800 # >be me >beta pretty good looking >have had crush on qt 3.14 for years and finally get the courage to ask her out. Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # It's all right, OP, 4chan won't laugh at you. 02/02/19(Sat)18:24:40 No.791644728 02/02/19(Sat)18:25:50 No.791644800 Anonymous >>791644591 (OP) # >>791644728 # HAHAHAHA f------ retard$

Anon doesn't have supportive parents | /r/Greentext

ANT RX P Th Ho GND /b/ 2h (4/17 14:20) 897758169 19 Re . 7 Img JPG 74KB (964 × 876) mini_whip.jpg >be me >11 yrs old >in electronics camp >first radio camp >guys show us antennas and radios >interested.wmv >one guy notices me >"hey anon wanna talk on the radio?" >HOLYFUCKINGSHIT.mp3 >"yes sir" >he fires up a radio station >hear static >he tells me what to say >i say it >someone on the other side says hello >i ask where they are >f------ singapore >mindblown.jpg >i start to like it very much >ffw a decade >21 now >got a shortwave reciever >and a homemade antenna >mom and dad hate it >they sit me down and call me autistic >mfw my hobby makes me autistic >mfw my hobby is "illegal" >mfw

admin talks to a rock | /r/Greentext

1C696DEB-2A1B-4275-8260-886BCD4B1BD1.jpg 89 KB JPG >Be me, a rock >Glacier broke me off of my mother rock and deposited me inside a hill >FFW a couple of billion years, some guys dig me up. Sit me on top of the hill. Nice view >They tell me I'm a glacier erratic and one of the biggest they've ever found >They name me after this guy Chamberlin who studied glacier geology. He was all about my family and me. >Feels good man >A newspaper called my another name one time >These people called social justice warriors are upset about that name they called me that one time >They say I make them feel sad >Men with a big truck pick me up and move me somewhere else. >I miss my hill >I'm just a rock guys. I'm not racist.

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