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Anonymous (ID: SINH8Uro) B Kendrick Lamar 02/25/25(Tue)12:14:08 No.498609302 Did whitoids ever recover from this? 88 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: KSu/PCnR 02/25/25(Tue)12:18:40 No.498609702 >>498609302 (OP) # literally who >>498613026 # >>498613568 # >>498632262 # >>498634842 # >>498635196 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: bSb/Qgf1 ) >>498609302 (OP) # 02/25/25(Tue)12:19:40 No.498609776 Whitoid here. Personally, I am still BTFO by a performance that I haven't seen a single second of because: >>4: Pop Music >>2: N----- Music >>3: Aired during handegg. I can only hope to recover. >>498611386 # 02/25/25(Tue)12:31:25 No.498610657 Anonymous (ID: IXIzMLrc) >>498609302 (OP) # He is like 5' 2"
Anonymous (ID: SINH8Uro) B Kendrick Lamar 02/25/25(Tue)12:14:08 No.498609302 Did whitoids ever recover from this? 88 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: KSu/PCnR 02/25/25(Tue)12:18:40 No.498609702 >>498609302 (OP) # literally who >>498613026 # >>498613568 # >>498632262 # >>498634842 # >>498635196 # ⠀ Anonymous (ID: bSb/Qgf1 ) >>498609302 (OP) # 02/25/25(Tue)12:19:40 No.498609776 Whitoid here. Personally, I am still BTFO by a performance that I haven't seen a single second of because: >>4: Pop Music >>2: N----- Music >>3: Aired during handegg. I can only hope to recover. >>498611386 # 02/25/25(Tue)12:31:25 No.498610657 Anonymous (ID: IXIzMLrc) >>498609302 (OP) # He is like 5' 2"

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What is Dankey Kang | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 > be Nintendo > decide to make a Popeye game > spend months developing it > finally ready to pitch it > get rejected >mfw no Popeye game > brainwave moment > change Popeye to "Jump Man❞ > make him a carpenter instead > replace Bluto with Donkey Kong > pitch it again > this time it's a hit > everyone loves the big monkey > fast forward a bit > Universal comes knocking > "Hey, that looks like King Kong" > uh oh >mfw we're getting sued now
Anonymous 32 KB PNG 07/26/18(Thu)17:26:38 No.425579182 > be Nintendo > decide to make a Popeye game > spend months developing it > finally ready to pitch it > get rejected >mfw no Popeye game > brainwave moment > change Popeye to "Jump Man❞ > make him a carpenter instead > replace Bluto with Donkey Kong > pitch it again > this time it's a hit > everyone loves the big monkey > fast forward a bit > Universal comes knocking > "Hey, that looks like King Kong" > uh oh >mfw we're getting sued now

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Anon compares nature documentaries | /r/Greentext

XTREME 9d (03/03/25 16:18) - 4957778 JPG 393KB (900 × 1196) 1513975727726.jpg 4 Replies >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
XTREME 9d (03/03/25 16:18) - 4957778 JPG 393KB (900 × 1196) 1513975727726.jpg 4 Replies >British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider >American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip

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For that one anon looking for it | /r/Greentext

. 8h (2/8 9:49) 587958467 JPG 17KB (400×400) >>587954663 >looking for hard game >ask gamestop cashier if the difficulty is mechanics or numbers >she doesn't understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is mechanics or what is numbers >she laughs and says "it's a hard game sir" >buy game >its numbers
. 8h (2/8 9:49) 587958467 JPG 17KB (400×400) >>587954663 >looking for hard game >ask gamestop cashier if the difficulty is mechanics or numbers >she doesn't understand >I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is mechanics or what is numbers >she laughs and says "it's a hard game sir" >buy game >its numbers

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Anon took the goonerpill | /r/Greentext

An Why do you guys want a relationship Why do you guys want a relatio(...) 03/12/25(Wed)14:10:18 No.80603712 1.6 MB PNG >Be me >Be an permavirgin incel in early 20s >Only one in the group of friends who is single and never had a GF >Feel sad as if I am missing out on love >Ffw to a few moments later. >Discover the art of gooning >Realize its just glorified edging >Decide to try it out anyways. >Made a pornhub account and started gooning >Chakraoverload.jpeg >I had stopped feeling sad about being single because I realize that if I had a GF I wouldn't have freedom to play whatever I want and would have to endure female drama >I used to feel sad during Valentine's Day but now I feel empowered knowing that I am free >Ffw to few moments later again >I had lost interest in gooning. I stopped feeling horny all of a sudden >Despite this drawback, I still kept the benefit of gooning and stopped feeling sad about being a virgin. >Few months of nofap and I still feel that power Take the goonerpill anons. You'll still be virgins but you won't feel bad about it and then you'll stop feeling horny all together thus becoming free from the chains of hormones.
An Why do you guys want a relationship Why do you guys want a relatio(...) 03/12/25(Wed)14:10:18 No.80603712 1.6 MB PNG >Be me >Be an permavirgin incel in early 20s >Only one in the group of friends who is single and never had a GF >Feel sad as if I am missing out on love >Ffw to a few moments later. >Discover the art of gooning >Realize its just glorified edging >Decide to try it out anyways. >Made a pornhub account and started gooning >Chakraoverload.jpeg >I had stopped feeling sad about being single because I realize that if I had a GF I wouldn't have freedom to play whatever I want and would have to endure female drama >I used to feel sad during Valentine's Day but now I feel empowered knowing that I am free >Ffw to few moments later again >I had lost interest in gooning. I stopped feeling horny all of a sudden >Despite this drawback, I still kept the benefit of gooning and stopped feeling sad about being a virgin. >Few months of nofap and I still feel that power Take the goonerpill anons. You'll still be virgins but you won't feel bad about it and then you'll stop feeling horny all together thus becoming free from the chains of hormones.

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Anon discusses Reddit atheists | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YNR5F15e) 03/07/25(Fri)21:42:26 No.499769035 Two Retards Fighting The term "Reddit Atheist" is just a buzzword now. >Originally, it referred to a certain brand of smug, condescending internet atheism that was common on Reddit in the early 2010s - think r/atheism posts about how religion is the root of all evil with a picture of Neil deGrasse Tyson or Richard Dawkins. 43 KB PNG Nowadays, it's basically just a buzzword people throw around to shut down any criticism of religion, no matter how mild or reasonable. It's the same pattern as words like "woke," "communist," or "NPC" terms that once had meaning but got stretched so far they became catch-all insults for "person I disagree with." - It's funny how the whole "Reddit Atheist" stereotype was originally about people acting smug, but now the people who overuse the phrase come across just as smug themselves.
Anonymous (ID: YNR5F15e) 03/07/25(Fri)21:42:26 No.499769035 Two Retards Fighting The term "Reddit Atheist" is just a buzzword now. >Originally, it referred to a certain brand of smug, condescending internet atheism that was common on Reddit in the early 2010s - think r/atheism posts about how religion is the root of all evil with a picture of Neil deGrasse Tyson or Richard Dawkins. 43 KB PNG Nowadays, it's basically just a buzzword people throw around to shut down any criticism of religion, no matter how mild or reasonable. It's the same pattern as words like "woke," "communist," or "NPC" terms that once had meaning but got stretched so far they became catch-all insults for "person I disagree with." - It's funny how the whole "Reddit Atheist" stereotype was originally about people acting smug, but now the people who overuse the phrase come across just as smug themselves.

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anon is an islandpoor | /r/Greentext

W サンス 81 KB JPEG www. > be islandpoor f----- > daddy issues because father left >mother dies of some s--- illness because europoor > bounce around family members like most orphans > eventually get out of the hellhole and to new rich country > immediately become a tankie and start getting into the anarchist movement > lets overthrow the gov and muh freedoms s--- > friends get sick of it but they poor as f--- too > eventually make my way into government like the job stealing immigrant i am > complete one eighty into that hardcore auth leftie s--- > f--- your freedom loving i love the government > everyone f------ hates me, i dont care because autist > government section i work at is still small and insignificant, so i get away with it > eventually end up making some bad decisions, friend of mine gets pissy > starts getting aggressive, ready to f--- me up whenever i go out > m----------- finally gets a gun, i do too to stay prepared > we meet and the f----- shoots me > rushed to hospital > die > be alexander hamilton > pic unrelated > woke white girls stan you even though you were a euro-racist government swine > internet girls draw you with black bitches and f----- guys > everyone loves you for everything you stood against he must f------ hate lint manual miranda
W サンス 81 KB JPEG www. > be islandpoor f----- > daddy issues because father left >mother dies of some s--- illness because europoor > bounce around family members like most orphans > eventually get out of the hellhole and to new rich country > immediately become a tankie and start getting into the anarchist movement > lets overthrow the gov and muh freedoms s--- > friends get sick of it but they poor as f--- too > eventually make my way into government like the job stealing immigrant i am > complete one eighty into that hardcore auth leftie s--- > f--- your freedom loving i love the government > everyone f------ hates me, i dont care because autist > government section i work at is still small and insignificant, so i get away with it > eventually end up making some bad decisions, friend of mine gets pissy > starts getting aggressive, ready to f--- me up whenever i go out > m----------- finally gets a gun, i do too to stay prepared > we meet and the f----- shoots me > rushed to hospital > die > be alexander hamilton > pic unrelated > woke white girls stan you even though you were a euro-racist government swine > internet girls draw you with black bitches and f----- guys > everyone loves you for everything you stood against he must f------ hate lint manual miranda

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Modern music isn't as universally loved as it used to be | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/11/25(Tue)21:44:31 No.705113772 135 KB JPG >start racing game >s----- newgen rap or pop music starts playing
Anonymous 03/11/25(Tue)21:44:31 No.705113772 135 KB JPG >start racing game >s----- newgen rap or pop music starts playing

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Golden Arches | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: IkGktNx0)| H :Donald's Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)21:32:08 No.500188097 1.46 MB PNG Do urbanshits really believe that city in yurop is walkable? Anonymous (ID: pBcnwzRE ) >>500188097 (OP) >shows a photo of a motorway retard Anonymous (ID: zzWikSOp) >>500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:03 No.500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:47 No.500188884 Ah, the same thing you k---- do when you post about the US.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: IkGktNx0)| H :Donald's Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)21:32:08 No.500188097 1.46 MB PNG Do urbanshits really believe that city in yurop is walkable? Anonymous (ID: pBcnwzRE ) >>500188097 (OP) >shows a photo of a motorway retard Anonymous (ID: zzWikSOp) >>500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:03 No.500188814 03/11/25(Tue)21:40:47 No.500188884 Ah, the same thing you k---- do when you post about the US.

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Stairway to my heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Take that pajeet 41 KB JPG 03/12/25(Wed)09:39:07 No.80601899 >Ordered contactless delivery >Hear my doorbell ring, go open it >This Indian guy runs down the stairwell to avoid me, falling on the last steps >Grab my food This made my bad day, a bit better.
: Anonymous Take that pajeet 41 KB JPG 03/12/25(Wed)09:39:07 No.80601899 >Ordered contactless delivery >Hear my doorbell ring, go open it >This Indian guy runs down the stairwell to avoid me, falling on the last steps >Grab my food This made my bad day, a bit better.

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Anon should try gardening | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 662 KB PNG hyped for the future 03/11/25(Tue)19:30:41 No.705082048 >5000 series out of stock >4000 series out of stock >3000 series can only find used ones >2000 are gone and useless >AMD still s--- and out of stock >INTEL MIA man i sure love this hobby im so
Anonymous 662 KB PNG hyped for the future 03/11/25(Tue)19:30:41 No.705082048 >5000 series out of stock >4000 series out of stock >3000 series can only find used ones >2000 are gone and useless >AMD still s--- and out of stock >INTEL MIA man i sure love this hobby im so

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anon questions geopolitics | /r/Greentext

The data on U.S. trade partners is sourced from the U.S. Census Bureau and data on EU trade partners comes from Eurostat. Sources: U.S. Census, Eurostat doing nothing and regulating just linked up ( need it ☐ keep it Research and visualization: Ehsan Soltani www. Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed) 07:01:40 No.208731854 >>208731786 (OP). >>208731971 >>208732051 >>208732101 >America is too pro-Russian... we must seek alliance with... Russia's biggest ally Do Eurocrats just consult a random number generator to make decisions or something? Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)07:06:27 No.208731925 >>208731953 >>208732066 >America's betrayal has shown us Europe needs to be strong and independent! >Daddy Xi please take care of us uwu
The data on U.S. trade partners is sourced from the U.S. Census Bureau and data on EU trade partners comes from Eurostat. Sources: U.S. Census, Eurostat doing nothing and regulating just linked up ( need it ☐ keep it Research and visualization: Ehsan Soltani www. Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed) 07:01:40 No.208731854 >>208731786 (OP). >>208731971 >>208732051 >>208732101 >America is too pro-Russian... we must seek alliance with... Russia's biggest ally Do Eurocrats just consult a random number generator to make decisions or something? Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)07:06:27 No.208731925 >>208731953 >>208732066 >America's betrayal has shown us Europe needs to be strong and independent! >Daddy Xi please take care of us uwu

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Equality Street | /r/Greentext

Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757
Board /tv/ - Television & Film Anonymous Settings Mobile Home 03/11/25(Tue)20:07:26 No.209303725 Presented by: ALEXANDER WHITFIELD RE/MAX Brokered by: RE/MAX PREFERRED-OFALLON PREFERRED 1/43 日田 Contingent $67,500 Est. $502/mo 6 bed 2 bath 6.447 sqft lot 649-651 N 39th, East Saint Louis, IL 62205 593 KB PNG >>209303672 (OP). >Quality housing in America is unaffo-ACK! Anonymous >>209303725 >east st louis Schedule a tour Choose your preferred day 29 དྷབྷཱ Sun Mon Tue 31> Aug Aug Aug O Video Select In-person More about this property Email agent To connect right away, call (618) 227-9243 By calling or otherwise proceeding, you consent to receive calls and texts at the number you provide, including marketing by autodialer and prerecorded and artificial voice, and email, from realtor.com and others about your inquiry and other home- related matters, but not as a condition of any purchase. More... 03/11/25(Tue)20:08:54 No.209303757

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At least she is now thinking straight. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 174 KB JPG "defective freak" 03/11/25(Tue)14:27:04 No.32846763 >be me >leaving school >small group of girls approaches >two insult me and claim I spy on them on the girl's locker room (everyone knows I'm a lesbian and assume I perv on all of them based on that) >one straight up calls me a >fourth girl just stands there, saying nothing >doesn't even try to defend me >that fourth girl is my girlfriend >she won't defend me because she's still in the closet and scared of losing her "friends" >a random guy from my class that I once rejected a couple of years ago step up and tells them to f--- off >they leave I'm such a worthless freak, and I hate myself for it. I keep wondering, if I weren't born this way, could I have been with him? Would he always protect me like this, just like he did today? Unlike her, the one who just stood there and watched. I hate myself more than words can express.
Anonymous 174 KB JPG "defective freak" 03/11/25(Tue)14:27:04 No.32846763 >be me >leaving school >small group of girls approaches >two insult me and claim I spy on them on the girl's locker room (everyone knows I'm a lesbian and assume I perv on all of them based on that) >one straight up calls me a >fourth girl just stands there, saying nothing >doesn't even try to defend me >that fourth girl is my girlfriend >she won't defend me because she's still in the closet and scared of losing her "friends" >a random guy from my class that I once rejected a couple of years ago step up and tells them to f--- off >they leave I'm such a worthless freak, and I hate myself for it. I keep wondering, if I weren't born this way, could I have been with him? Would he always protect me like this, just like he did today? Unlike her, the one who just stood there and watched. I hate myself more than words can express.

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[Request] OP goes into a Gamestop (or game store of sorts) and asks if the game they're purchasing i...

No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster
No.45312617 46 minutes ago b49.gif GIF 1.1 MiB 680x680 >be me >back when i was 14 >playing a no save playthrough of Gauntlet 7 Sorrows >enter bossfight >game freezes >been playing 8 hours >punch Screen >sliceup hands on broken glass >regret what ive done >begin scream,ing >freakout.png >reach into hamster cage next to me >take bite out of hamster

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Mirror needs checking | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me
: Anonymous Snow White (2025) 03/10/25(Mon) 11:56:45 No.209265755 IMG_20250310_115253.jpg 649 KB JPG >Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all? Anonymous >>209265755 (OP) # 03/10/25(Mon) 11:58:09 No.209265763 maybe they're going for the Indian female market >omg she's brown like me

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