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Anonymous 26 minutes ago 867362523 : > Be me > graduated college at the beginning of this year > get job as a frontend developer > literally easiest f------ job sit in front of pc all day doing the bare minimum and getting praised for adding simple features every 2 weeks I add in 1 hour > mostly play games, watch anime or pursue passion projects all day > mfw I got all|I ever dreamed of but feel more depressed than ever > pic related 1 REPLY
Anonymous 26 minutes ago 867362523 : > Be me > graduated college at the beginning of this year > get job as a frontend developer > literally easiest f------ job sit in front of pc all day doing the bare minimum and getting praised for adding simple features every 2 weeks I add in 1 hour > mostly play games, watch anime or pursue passion projects all day > mfw I got all|I ever dreamed of but feel more depressed than ever > pic related 1 REPLY

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Anon is a cheapskate | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 minutes ago 867363689 : >Be me, a DJ >This random chick comes up to me at a party, and makes me an offer >The offer was, I DJ for free at a house party she was hosting in exchange for a BJ >l turn down her offer because I don't do freebies >She calls me a cheapskate >Bitch what?? 3 REPLIES
Anonymous 17 minutes ago 867363689 : >Be me, a DJ >This random chick comes up to me at a party, and makes me an offer >The offer was, I DJ for free at a house party she was hosting in exchange for a BJ >l turn down her offer because I don't do freebies >She calls me a cheapskate >Bitch what?? 3 REPLIES

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Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext


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Anons gf works | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)20:10:23 No.867342400 >GF is working on BLACKED Friday 237 KB PNG
: Anonymous 11/24/21(Wed)20:10:23 No.867342400 >GF is working on BLACKED Friday 237 KB PNG

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Anon loses the will to live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:11:46 No.867289938 >2087 >old bastard >rich as f--- from crpyto investments i made decades ago >depressed beyond repair >wife is 25 y/o gold digger from spain >slumped in my gaming chair playing 9 KB JPG gta v with ultra realistic graphics mod because closest thing i can get to a gta vi >my super rtx sun powered gtx 9047 running it at 350 fps solid >shooting random civs because bored >quit game >go to disney+ which now has every movie and tv show in existence because disney owns everything now >start watching marvel's spider man: back to 2020 >movie is just nostalgic bait for people who grew up with tom holland's spider man >finish movie >feel nothing >decide to stare at my 2,000+ nft collection >go to sleep >die
: Anonymous 11/23/21(Tue)23:11:46 No.867289938 >2087 >old bastard >rich as f--- from crpyto investments i made decades ago >depressed beyond repair >wife is 25 y/o gold digger from spain >slumped in my gaming chair playing 9 KB JPG gta v with ultra realistic graphics mod because closest thing i can get to a gta vi >my super rtx sun powered gtx 9047 running it at 350 fps solid >shooting random civs because bored >quit game >go to disney+ which now has every movie and tv show in existence because disney owns everything now >start watching marvel's spider man: back to 2020 >movie is just nostalgic bait for people who grew up with tom holland's spider man >finish movie >feel nothing >decide to stare at my 2,000+ nft collection >go to sleep >die

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anon is a big | /r/Greentext

Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again
Stopped getting bullied stories >be me >constantly picked on because of my size >kids kick me and taunt me 25 KB JPG and s--- >one day in class chad tells me to kill myself >"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you I'll take with me" >class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again

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Anon has back pain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)14:27:53 No.64489838 >be me >have sore back from tight lumbar region >look it up and turns out it's from certain muscles being weak compared to other ones >try exercises to strengthen said weak muscles 21 KB JPG >mfw I realise it's the muscles used when f------ people >mfw turns out sex could have stopped me from having a f----- back How do you do, fellow virgins?
: Anonymous 11/25/21(Thu)14:27:53 No.64489838 >be me >have sore back from tight lumbar region >look it up and turns out it's from certain muscles being weak compared to other ones >try exercises to strengthen said weak muscles 21 KB JPG >mfw I realise it's the muscles used when f------ people >mfw turns out sex could have stopped me from having a f----- back How do you do, fellow virgins?

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Except the 6th and the last | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I've realized there are only 10 people on r9k >Me >You >That gay anon >That repressed homosexual homophobe >The nazy 7 KB JPG >The female >The "tfw no x bf" guy >The two lonely virgins >And that anon that has a gf Prove me wrong.
: Anonymous I've realized there are only 10 people on r9k >Me >You >That gay anon >That repressed homosexual homophobe >The nazy 7 KB JPG >The female >The "tfw no x bf" guy >The two lonely virgins >And that anon that has a gf Prove me wrong.

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Anon is a water tester | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking l'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time
: Anonymous 07/05/21(Mon)11:09:48 No.64453400 >be me >look for entry level jobs on the ads on the joblist site 1.73 MB PNG >"water tester" >"competitive salary" >you have to understand that I am stupid to the point of almost being mentally disabled >I show up thinking l'm going to taste test water >no >but my interviewer laughs and tells me l'm hilarious >l get a uniform and a schedule >all I have to do is put strips of paper into samples and record colors onto a pad of grid paper and then write a report >my job is so boring I'm literally posting on 4chan on company time

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Anon is Canadian | /r/Greentext

> be me > Canadian > go to school don't get shot
> be me > Canadian > go to school don't get shot

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Y'all have no real comprehension of what an actual greentext story is on 4chan. | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184 >>22343186 >>22343205 >>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394 >>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155 >>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as i'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now >fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a corner and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh Maruohan Ramen Maruchan RamE Strat Gred Pi amon this will get 5k upboats on reddit >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Franks Great SARP CHEDDAR CHISE K--& HARGE >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it K--&G Ame XLARGE >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004 >>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. It is its own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis that started a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am betting that the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it achieves a self reliance. Together with its own Immunity I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained Eco system that would serve as a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all out nuclear war or asteroid impact. You are doing your part to ensure some form of survival for life. KILL Me y KiLL Ma M >>22344080 OPEN This f------ thread THE SOUR open sour cream the sourest of them all CREAM >>22345432 OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT Púre & Natural SOUR CREAM, Daisy Daisy SOUM er Nat >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM Pure Natural SOUR SOUR CREAM R PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE please just post the inside of it REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE UR EAM >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY THỊ SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Dais BRAND SOUR CE Pure & Na 1b 06 02) 454g >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN Daisy Nuclear fusion imminent SOUR CREAM Pure&N YOU WOULDN'T 820 АBORT I REPEAT ABORT I'm so scared right now PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. JUST DRINK IT! OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN. Wwwwwwwwwwwwrrr Daisy
O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184 >>22343186 >>22343205 >>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394 >>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155 >>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as i'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now >fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a corner and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh Maruohan Ramen Maruchan RamE Strat Gred Pi amon this will get 5k upboats on reddit >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Franks Great SARP CHEDDAR CHISE K--& HARGE >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it K--&G Ame XLARGE >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004 >>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. It is its own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis that started a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am betting that the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it achieves a self reliance. Together with its own Immunity I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained Eco system that would serve as a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all out nuclear war or asteroid impact. You are doing your part to ensure some form of survival for life. KILL Me y KiLL Ma M >>22344080 OPEN This f------ thread THE SOUR open sour cream the sourest of them all CREAM >>22345432 OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT Púre & Natural SOUR CREAM, Daisy Daisy SOUM er Nat >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM Pure Natural SOUR SOUR CREAM R PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE please just post the inside of it REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE UR EAM >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY THỊ SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Dais BRAND SOUR CE Pure & Na 1b 06 02) 454g >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN Daisy Nuclear fusion imminent SOUR CREAM Pure&N YOU WOULDN'T 820 АBORT I REPEAT ABORT I'm so scared right now PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. JUST DRINK IT! OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN. Wwwwwwwwwwwwrrr Daisy

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