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O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)08:49:12 No.22343150 >>22343170 >>22343182 >>22343184 >>22343186 >>22343205 >>22343263 >>22343296 >>22343394 >>22343500 >>22343508 >>22343847 >>22344155 >>22344496 >>22344623 >>22343061 >>22343062 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drain_fly more stories because you guys asked >every night browse 4chan on phone in bed >drain flies attracted to light so they bounce off phone >get fed up one night and s-- into pillow while drain flies bounce off my head >dining room table is completely covered in old dishware and beyond mummified food >plastic milk container rots and explodes >the smell was the most unpleasant thing i've experienced >as i'm out walking my dog one day (i keep him outside) a neighbor awkwardly asks why my windows are so dirty and why i still have christmas stickers up from like four years ago >j-just forgot, haha' >get sick once and puke all over toilet >fall asleep and it's sticky and s--- when i wake up so i leave it >it's still there and i hover on the toilet now >fridge won't shut so it gets filled with bugs and rotten s--- >shove it into a corner and use minifridge for a month >eventually take a discarded fridge from neighbor's curb while it's night >old fridge is still there the only time i talk to people is when my neighbors say hello while i'm walking my dog every now and then i have no real friends and no family and i am going to be found a rotten husk in my computer chair surrounded by filth when a government worker comes to see why i haven't picked up my neetbux check for the month yet anybody want some pictures >get sick once and puke all over toilet >>22343687 I gagged a lil tbh Maruohan Ramen Maruchan RamE Strat Gred Pi amon this will get 5k upboats on reddit >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it Franks Great SARP CHEDDAR CHISE K--& HARGE >>22343780 lived like this all my life, pretty much used to it K--&G Ame XLARGE >every once in a while i'll boil some water and scrub myself O Anonymous 09/15/15(Tue)11:08:47 No.22345004 >>22345053 >>22344668 It's not ruined, it's got an Eco friendly patina preserving the structure. Mold and fungus are basically the structural backbone of the house, it lives and breathes, and on a hot day outside the temperature is 12 degrees cooler outside and the air 80% more moist. It is its own ecosystem of some very niche organisms that have all come together to form a wonderful symbiosis that started a sealed system of ecology. It's quite amazing really, the whole thing is one giant organism. I am betting that the organisms living there have evolved a defence mechanism to any new intruding life form, so it achieves a self reliance. Together with its own Immunity I am willing to bet that by adding a source of food you can grow a self sustained Eco system that would serve as a repopulation nucleus in the case of a full on doomsday scenario such as an all out nuclear war or asteroid impact. You are doing your part to ensure some form of survival for life. KILL Me y KiLL Ma M >>22344080 OPEN This f------ thread THE SOUR open sour cream the sourest of them all CREAM >>22345432 OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT Púre & Natural SOUR CREAM, Daisy Daisy SOUM er Nat >>22345511 PLS OPEN SOUR CREAM Pure Natural SOUR SOUR CREAM R PLS OPEN AND POUR ON YOUR FACE please just post the inside of it REVEAL THE CREAM I CANT TAKE THE SUSPENSE ANYMORE UR EAM >>22345675 JUST SHOW IT ALREADY THỊ SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME NO MORE TEASES CHAD I NEED THE CREAM Dais BRAND SOUR CE Pure & Na 1b 06 02) 454g >>22345805 NO WHAT ARE YOU WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU trying to do DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MAD MAN Daisy Nuclear fusion imminent SOUR CREAM Pure&N YOU WOULDN'T 820 АBORT I REPEAT ABORT I'm so scared right now PLEASE OP THINK OF THE CHILDREN Is it on fire or expanding? Did the smell get worse? Can you describe the smell as specifically as you can? >the microwave shows the reflection of what was once a man. OP is merely a shadow of humanity. Fridgebro pls. Enough. Are you okay, fridgebro? This is worse than any horror movie could ever dream of being. JUST DRINK IT! OP is kill. OP YOUR SACRIFICE WILL NOT BE IN VAIN. Wwwwwwwwwwwwrrr Daisy

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