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Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)02:20:43 No.192693702 >>192690919 # >be twitter trans and woke police >be the moral arbiter of all video games >harass and try to doxx and cancel game dev for 3 months because she has i----- in her game, as well as "anti vaxx themes" and "sexualising underaged characters" (the characters arent underaged) 313 KB JPG >doxx the dev and then post a thread about it on a chan style imageboard and take screencaps to blame "transphobes" and "right wingers" for your 3 month long harassment campaign >post screencaps all over twitter and pretend you werent all harassing her for 3 months straight
Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)02:20:43 No.192693702 >>192690919 # >be twitter trans and woke police >be the moral arbiter of all video games >harass and try to doxx and cancel game dev for 3 months because she has i----- in her game, as well as "anti vaxx themes" and "sexualising underaged characters" (the characters arent underaged) 313 KB JPG >doxx the dev and then post a thread about it on a chan style imageboard and take screencaps to blame "transphobes" and "right wingers" for your 3 month long harassment campaign >post screencaps all over twitter and pretend you werent all harassing her for 3 months straight

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Femanon NEET considers college | /r/Greentext

File: 1697204855698534.png (46 KB, 640x360) Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:09:01 No.30268574>>30268640 >>30268683 >>30268808 >>30269540 >>30271925 >>30272437 >>30274560 >>30275501 >>30275561 >>30277093 >>30277465 >>30277932 >grew up without a mom >never made friends with other girls because I was just this weird tomboy nerd from taking on my brothers' interests >got lost in comics and video games for years >feel awkward trying to date guys, but not a lesbian >dad assumed I'm a lesbian and tried to encourage it >highschool ends, brother got the savings dad had for college & I just stayed home as a neet helping dad around the house >feel like I would be bad at being a mother/wife if I ever do find a guy because I have the least feminine personality in the world >one year later, dad says he has the money for me to go to college now if I want I kind of want to learn how to draw but idk if I'd be any good at it. I don't feel like I'll ever be a good mom, but I could make like cartoons and stuff for kids to enjoy, and that would be nice? >>30268574 (OP) marry me Is that a bad idea for college? What would be a good idea if not that Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:19:34 No.30268640 >>30268753 Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:25:20 No.30268683 >>30268753 >>30268574 (OP) Tom boy max OP. We want that. Sincerely, all MEN.
File: 1697204855698534.png (46 KB, 640x360) Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:09:01 No.30268574>>30268640 >>30268683 >>30268808 >>30269540 >>30271925 >>30272437 >>30274560 >>30275501 >>30275561 >>30277093 >>30277465 >>30277932 >grew up without a mom >never made friends with other girls because I was just this weird tomboy nerd from taking on my brothers' interests >got lost in comics and video games for years >feel awkward trying to date guys, but not a lesbian >dad assumed I'm a lesbian and tried to encourage it >highschool ends, brother got the savings dad had for college & I just stayed home as a neet helping dad around the house >feel like I would be bad at being a mother/wife if I ever do find a guy because I have the least feminine personality in the world >one year later, dad says he has the money for me to go to college now if I want I kind of want to learn how to draw but idk if I'd be any good at it. I don't feel like I'll ever be a good mom, but I could make like cartoons and stuff for kids to enjoy, and that would be nice? >>30268574 (OP) marry me Is that a bad idea for college? What would be a good idea if not that Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:19:34 No.30268640 >>30268753 Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)08:25:20 No.30268683 >>30268753 >>30268574 (OP) Tom boy max OP. We want that. Sincerely, all MEN.

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Anonymous 82 Exvere 304 KB PNG 12/02/23(Sat)11:24:37 No.910230191 >phone is too slow >no computer >no charger >no power strip >unemployed with no hope to get any job >even the jobs i get is too far from my home and i don't know how to drive >my family doesn't let me drive >been year and half since my garduation from high school there is no hope
Anonymous 82 Exvere 304 KB PNG 12/02/23(Sat)11:24:37 No.910230191 >phone is too slow >no computer >no charger >no power strip >unemployed with no hope to get any job >even the jobs i get is too far from my home and i don't know how to drive >my family doesn't let me drive >been year and half since my garduation from high school there is no hope

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Anon loses his v card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)07:22:10 No.769723828 >>769723170 # Isn't really greentext worthy but ok... >be me >13 >walking home from school >had to pass through Forrest >noticed dead raccoon >Continue walking home >once I get home I realise that I had just wasted a chance to have actual sex >race back to Forrest on my bike >find the raccoon >move him behind Bush so I'm not caught >try to f--- it for ten minutes but won't fit >take keys outta my pocket >stab a hole into it with my keys >stretch the hole so it's big enough to f--- but still tight >f--- it with my eyes closed whilst thinking about school crush >bum >bury it to make sure nobody finds a c-- filled mutilated raccoon >>769723950 # :Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)07:23:46 No.769723950 >>769723828 # The second to last line was meant to say c-- btw >>769724096 # >>769724278 #
: Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)07:22:10 No.769723828 >>769723170 # Isn't really greentext worthy but ok... >be me >13 >walking home from school >had to pass through Forrest >noticed dead raccoon >Continue walking home >once I get home I realise that I had just wasted a chance to have actual sex >race back to Forrest on my bike >find the raccoon >move him behind Bush so I'm not caught >try to f--- it for ten minutes but won't fit >take keys outta my pocket >stab a hole into it with my keys >stretch the hole so it's big enough to f--- but still tight >f--- it with my eyes closed whilst thinking about school crush >bum >bury it to make sure nobody finds a c-- filled mutilated raccoon >>769723950 # :Anonymous 05/27/18(Sun)07:23:46 No.769723950 >>769723828 # The second to last line was meant to say c-- btw >>769724096 # >>769724278 #

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The Cuckold's Companion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous a 12/02/23(Sat)01:48:49 No.75621203 103 KB JPG >Best freind knows im a virgin incel desperate for sex >he has a mild cuck fetish >hes trying to start a cuck agreement with his GF with me as the guy >Girl agrees >fast foward 2 days and she texts him that I have to wear protection she doesnt want me finishing on her or in her and she wont give head Do I even f------ bother? shes a 10 gym girl but the limits layed out make this sound slightly better then my hand meanwhile for this I have to buy condoms and travel there
Anonymous a 12/02/23(Sat)01:48:49 No.75621203 103 KB JPG >Best freind knows im a virgin incel desperate for sex >he has a mild cuck fetish >hes trying to start a cuck agreement with his GF with me as the guy >Girl agrees >fast foward 2 days and she texts him that I have to wear protection she doesnt want me finishing on her or in her and she wont give head Do I even f------ bother? shes a 10 gym girl but the limits layed out make this sound slightly better then my hand meanwhile for this I have to buy condoms and travel there

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Gotta love it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)04:29:14 No.910121433 was it gay bros? Firstly I'd like to say that I'm 100% straight, Gay 11/30/23(Thu)04:47:26 No.910121696 : Anonymous >>910121433 (OP) # yeah but tell more just to make sure
: Anonymous 316 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)04:29:14 No.910121433 was it gay bros? Firstly I'd like to say that I'm 100% straight, Gay 11/30/23(Thu)04:47:26 No.910121696 : Anonymous >>910121433 (OP) # yeah but tell more just to make sure

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Anon throws his fecal matter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572686 # >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG >>51572723 # Anonymous 03/21/19(Thu)22:31:43 No.51572664 >fell for the throw your s--- in the attic meme >>51572686 # >tfw parents are p-----, the damage costs a fortune to fix, and the smell isn't going away My parents are thinking of kicking me out. I'm seriously scared. : Anonymous >>51572664 (OP) # ...what are you talking about? what meme? 03/21/19(Thu)22:33:08 No.51572686 03/21/19(Thu)22:35:37 No.51572723 So you don't have to leave your room to s---, and so you don'thave to go in jugs, you can throw it in the attic. I have a little trap door to the attic in my closet. I threw my s--- up in there and you said squirrels will carry it away but they haven't it just builds up and damages the house.

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anon taftmaxxes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)14:46:49 No.75493657 saltwatertafty.jpg 83 KB JPG >waaah im fat and greasy and nobody loves me >waaaaaahhhh god f----- me up oh nooo the misery >waaahh i have all this facial hair i don't know what to do with n---- why aren't you taftmaxxing
: Anonymous 11/21/23(Tue)14:46:49 No.75493657 saltwatertafty.jpg 83 KB JPG >waaah im fat and greasy and nobody loves me >waaaaaahhhh god f----- me up oh nooo the misery >waaahh i have all this facial hair i don't know what to do with n---- why aren't you taftmaxxing

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Art of Attraction | /r/Greentext

Getting p---- is literally this easy Getting p---- is literally thi(...) 55 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)11:21:53 No.75624991 It's called THUGMAXXING >take steroids and lift >get MMA training >buy a gun and get a conceal carry license >get edgy tattoos >wear three inch shoe lifts >be the "cocaine guy" for a bunch of college kids It's literally this easy you retarded f------. I don't want to hear any excuses for why you can't get p---- anymore.
Getting p---- is literally this easy Getting p---- is literally thi(...) 55 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)11:21:53 No.75624991 It's called THUGMAXXING >take steroids and lift >get MMA training >buy a gun and get a conceal carry license >get edgy tattoos >wear three inch shoe lifts >be the "cocaine guy" for a bunch of college kids It's literally this easy you retarded f------. I don't want to hear any excuses for why you can't get p---- anymore.

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Anon can't believe his luck | /r/Greentext

File: guy-confused.jpg (101 KB, 2000x1124) ??? ??? >talk for a week or so, hit it off >likes my retarded humor >is smart, successful, kind, even funny >makes even more money than me Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)15:52:41 No.30277186 >be me >5/10 on a good day >manlet (5'8) >not in shape >make good money >match with literal 10/10 >think it's fake profile >it's not >thinks I'm the funniest, most interesting m----------- she's ever met >can't wait for us to go out on a date, is already confessing some feelings for me >has only f----- 2 guys at the ripe age of 25, both in committed relationships >wants to settle down and have kids (she didn't say with me, just that it's a goal of hers down the line) What the f--- is happening, anons? I haven't been in a relationship in years and this is just looking to good. What's the catch gonna end up being? I'm feeling things out and it's all just too perfect. Am I gonna get my kidneys taken when I go out with her?
File: guy-confused.jpg (101 KB, 2000x1124) ??? ??? >talk for a week or so, hit it off >likes my retarded humor >is smart, successful, kind, even funny >makes even more money than me Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)15:52:41 No.30277186 >be me >5/10 on a good day >manlet (5'8) >not in shape >make good money >match with literal 10/10 >think it's fake profile >it's not >thinks I'm the funniest, most interesting m----------- she's ever met >can't wait for us to go out on a date, is already confessing some feelings for me >has only f----- 2 guys at the ripe age of 25, both in committed relationships >wants to settle down and have kids (she didn't say with me, just that it's a goal of hers down the line) What the f--- is happening, anons? I haven't been in a relationship in years and this is just looking to good. What's the catch gonna end up being? I'm feeling things out and it's all just too perfect. Am I gonna get my kidneys taken when I go out with her?

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anon and the possessed smoke detectors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)21:59:22 No.910230375 I have no idea what to do rn. I'll try to keep it brief: 433 KB JPG >move into new flat that already had 3 smoke detectors >they all look very old, neither having an accessable battery chamber nor a f------ single button to turn them on or off (and there are no wires, so it's not a preinstalled thing) >they do pretty much nothing when you smoke in the same room, however when you pick them up or touch them, they might randomly start the alarm >mean it when I say there is no button or literally anything on it to even operate it once it goes off, it's just a big piece of plastic with a random beeping alarm >the beeping however is the loudest fastest alarm I have ever heard from one of these f------ and with nothing to turn them off you're kinda f----- >put all smoke detectors in the same room in a place, where I hope they won't be triggered >start living in fear of these f------ things >ffw to yesterday >starts beeping once every 30 seconds >google says it's near the end of its lifespan, so you need to exchange batteries (which you can't with this thing unless you have a f------ tiny screwdriver, which i dont) otherwise this might continue for 30 days and might trigger an alarm at any second >try to not go insane and fill bathtub, throw f------ smok detector in there >the light that flashes on whenever it beeps is now constantly on despite it being underwater >it has been like this for an hour I want to die. I'm too scared it will just start the alarm as soon as I get it out of the water and maybe it won't stop at all now. And it's not like I could press a button and take out the batteries or smth. Shouldn't water f------ destroy everything about this thing? Has anyone even heard of wireless buttonless smoke detectors? Am I going crazy? tl;dr old ass smoke detector is literally too broken to break
: Anonymous 12/02/23(Sat)21:59:22 No.910230375 I have no idea what to do rn. I'll try to keep it brief: 433 KB JPG >move into new flat that already had 3 smoke detectors >they all look very old, neither having an accessable battery chamber nor a f------ single button to turn them on or off (and there are no wires, so it's not a preinstalled thing) >they do pretty much nothing when you smoke in the same room, however when you pick them up or touch them, they might randomly start the alarm >mean it when I say there is no button or literally anything on it to even operate it once it goes off, it's just a big piece of plastic with a random beeping alarm >the beeping however is the loudest fastest alarm I have ever heard from one of these f------ and with nothing to turn them off you're kinda f----- >put all smoke detectors in the same room in a place, where I hope they won't be triggered >start living in fear of these f------ things >ffw to yesterday >starts beeping once every 30 seconds >google says it's near the end of its lifespan, so you need to exchange batteries (which you can't with this thing unless you have a f------ tiny screwdriver, which i dont) otherwise this might continue for 30 days and might trigger an alarm at any second >try to not go insane and fill bathtub, throw f------ smok detector in there >the light that flashes on whenever it beeps is now constantly on despite it being underwater >it has been like this for an hour I want to die. I'm too scared it will just start the alarm as soon as I get it out of the water and maybe it won't stop at all now. And it's not like I could press a button and take out the batteries or smth. Shouldn't water f------ destroy everything about this thing? Has anyone even heard of wireless buttonless smoke detectors? Am I going crazy? tl;dr old ass smoke detector is literally too broken to break

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You sure Anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)00:27:57 No.908950775 my life sucks- i have schizophrenia. and live in a group home 237 KB JPG Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)00:29:36 No.908950856 619 KB PNG >>908950775 (OP) # >schizo >lives in a group home You sure? >>908950970 # >>908951343 #
Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)00:27:57 No.908950775 my life sucks- i have schizophrenia. and live in a group home 237 KB JPG Anonymous 11/08/23 (Wed)00:29:36 No.908950856 619 KB PNG >>908950775 (OP) # >schizo >lives in a group home You sure? >>908950970 # >>908951343 #

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This fucks me up | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 24 KR IPG Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)08:30:22 No.563368558 How are skeleton enemies able to "see" the player in order to attack them? 07/11/21(Sun) 08:31:43 No.563368649 the skeleton inside the player is communicating with the other skeletons >>563369425 # Anonymous07/11/21 (Sun)08:41:19 No.563369425 >>563368649 # 184 KB PNG 3668 3675
:Anonymous 24 KR IPG Anonymous 07/11/21(Sun)08:30:22 No.563368558 How are skeleton enemies able to "see" the player in order to attack them? 07/11/21(Sun) 08:31:43 No.563368649 the skeleton inside the player is communicating with the other skeletons >>563369425 # Anonymous07/11/21 (Sun)08:41:19 No.563369425 >>563368649 # 184 KB PNG 3668 3675

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Smartly Dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)12:44:53 No.910233062 > My father has higher IQ than me > He is teching math at university so complex I can't understand > He earns good money > He is still religiously sportsbetting and playing scratch- offs Remember anons. You can be smart and a f------ idiot the same time.
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 12/02/23(Sat)12:44:53 No.910233062 > My father has higher IQ than me > He is teching math at university so complex I can't understand > He earns good money > He is still religiously sportsbetting and playing scratch- offs Remember anons. You can be smart and a f------ idiot the same time.

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Anon mogs the boards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)16:43:56 No.192711752 .4chan BEBOE Picsart_23-12-01_16-36-08-984~2.jpg 337 KB JPG >ANON STOP >WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! >YOU CANT JUST MOG THE BOARDS! >THERES A LOLI THREAD ON /b/ THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE MOD ATTENTION, GET OFF OF /tv/! S
: Anonymous 12/01/23(Fri)16:43:56 No.192711752 .4chan BEBOE Picsart_23-12-01_16-36-08-984~2.jpg 337 KB JPG >ANON STOP >WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! >YOU CANT JUST MOG THE BOARDS! >THERES A LOLI THREAD ON /b/ THAT NEEDS IMMEDIATE MOD ATTENTION, GET OFF OF /tv/! S

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Anon has a chance. | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 12 KB JPG >be me >one chance at life >filipino
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Anon's wife has a job | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: d5bP8HHL 11/19/23(Sun)17:29:32 No.449242107 My wife has a make believe job and it's kinda annoying. Her day is >wake up at 8:28 alarm. >clock in virtually >make coffee, maybe work out >join zoom call at 10 >she literally says hello and hangs up >sees a client around noon >maybe a second at 1 >stops for lunch, maybe goes to a thrift store or target >gets home at 2 >work is officially over >clocks out virtually at 8 hours she has an alarm set for She makes more then me >>449242221 # >>449242395 # >>449242638 # >>449242684 # >>449243279 #
: Anonymous (ID: d5bP8HHL 11/19/23(Sun)17:29:32 No.449242107 My wife has a make believe job and it's kinda annoying. Her day is >wake up at 8:28 alarm. >clock in virtually >make coffee, maybe work out >join zoom call at 10 >she literally says hello and hangs up >sees a client around noon >maybe a second at 1 >stops for lunch, maybe goes to a thrift store or target >gets home at 2 >work is officially over >clocks out virtually at 8 hours she has an alarm set for She makes more then me >>449242221 # >>449242395 # >>449242638 # >>449242684 # >>449243279 #

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Shift Scapegoat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)22:55:17 No.75619833 >be me >office worker >9 hours shift >f------ tired of being wagecuck >decide to quite quitting >lack off at the office >disconnect pc from the server in purpose pretending is some technical problems >avoid to treat customers on the phone >take longer than necessary to fill out forms >go to the bathroom multiple times in a day just to not work and waste time in my phone >some weeks later >nothing happens >one day >decide to go home one minute earlier from my shift >next day >manager calls me out and threatens to fire me because i have to be rigid with my established schedule Does these s----- jobs really care about the work, or just want to f--- off people?
Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)22:55:17 No.75619833 >be me >office worker >9 hours shift >f------ tired of being wagecuck >decide to quite quitting >lack off at the office >disconnect pc from the server in purpose pretending is some technical problems >avoid to treat customers on the phone >take longer than necessary to fill out forms >go to the bathroom multiple times in a day just to not work and waste time in my phone >some weeks later >nothing happens >one day >decide to go home one minute earlier from my shift >next day >manager calls me out and threatens to fire me because i have to be rigid with my established schedule Does these s----- jobs really care about the work, or just want to f--- off people?

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Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype
Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype

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