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: Anonymous (ID: d5bP8HHL 11/19/23(Sun)17:29:32 No.449242107 My wife has a make believe job and it's kinda annoying. Her day is >wake up at 8:28 alarm. >clock in virtually >make coffee, maybe work out >join zoom call at 10 >she literally says hello and hangs up >sees a client around noon >maybe a second at 1 >stops for lunch, maybe goes to a thrift store or target >gets home at 2 >work is officially over >clocks out virtually at 8 hours she has an alarm set for She makes more then me >>449242221 # >>449242395 # >>449242638 # >>449242684 # >>449243279 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)22:55:17 No.75619833 >be me >office worker >9 hours shift >f------ tired of being wagecuck >decide to quite quitting >lack off at the office >disconnect pc from the server in purpose pretending is some technical problems >avoid to treat customers on the phone >take longer than necessary to fill out forms >go to the bathroom multiple times in a day just to not work and waste time in my phone >some weeks later >nothing happens >one day >decide to go home one minute earlier from my shift >next day >manager calls me out and threatens to fire me because i have to be rigid with my established schedule Does these s----- jobs really care about the work, or just want to f--- off people?

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Anonymous COOMER DESTROYER who sp Hand on the recting magand where to app w pares c rate with a ha insp Pro of bong by eight gameping 12/01/23(Fri)11:54:03 No.75613703 220 KB PNG >live in the Netherlands >/r9k/ convinced me having sex is a life changing experience >save up some money >drive to randstad and go to red district >f--- gorgeous h----- >pretty good >about 5x better than m----------- >life is pretty much the same I do not get the hype

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Anonymous 45 KB JPG >grow up with cold distant parents >never learn to show affection >have girls be nice to me and try to flirt >ignore them or be rude to them >get girlfriend >go to her house >her parents hug and talk >her siblings are social and kind to me >a whole different world >something I never had growing up

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Anonymous N----- parents FACT 30 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)19:44:18 No.75618342 >n----- parents told me not to get a gf in high school >passed up 10/10s >now near 30 >everyone else is happily married with kids while I'm a virgin and only have sloppy second c-- dumpsters as options aka 0 wife material left >will never marry a virgin (no, I don't want a younger chick) Why did my n----- parents want me to kill myself? This life is f----- beyond repair. I'm going to actually unironically kill myself

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Anonymous 314 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)13:34:43 No.910181425 >relationships and sex are overrated i'm 30, virgin, and never had a relationship before. f--- off it's the purpose of the species >just use online dating tried for 4 years, got nothing out of it. two dates but no connection. >just go to nightclubs/bars awful atmosphere, expensive drinks, wrong kind of crowd >just go to hobby clubs there are no such things here, and when there are they're full of grandmas >just buy a h----- illegal >just change your life around for women to approach you automatically I'm not that desperate and simp >just move now that's just absurdly desperate no, all advice online is just pure garbage. "just be yourself" just gonna accept my fate.

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37 □ Anonymous (ID: HzRbmuv/) 10/04/20(Sun)15:55:53 No.280874172 >>28087435 File: 1599875740360.jpg (63 KB, 700x719) >>280873410 >hansel and gretel the germanic kids >that star >the f------ oven OY VEY GEVALT Anonymous (ID: 41PN6Nig) 10/04/20(Sun)20:34:43 No.280914269 >>280916 e: Hmmmm.png (19 KB, 512x512) >>280873410 >Young kids, lost because their nuclear family has been disbanded, no parents >Come across a witch with a six pointed star on her door >Is seduced by short-term pleasures, becomes fat and dumb >Nefarious intentions become known far into the game >The plan was to eat the children >Throw the witch into the oven, gtfo, nuclear family returns My God

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Anonymous Everything is okay! 09/03/23(Sun)18:22:55 No.32631484 Matching~ Hug Screenshot_20230902_041517_YouTube.jpg 187 KB JPG >being a straight 18 year old guy >having a guy over to just play video games and watch movies >he is way taller and stronger than me >makes me look like a little girly twink in comparison >sitting on couch together >being a bit sleepy and lean on his strong arm >not thinking straight, snuggle against it >he doesn't seem to mind >it smells kinda nice >getting more sleepy >realise that my head is now resting on his lap >feel something hard poking through his pants >groggily realise what i was doing and quickly get up it had to be his phone, right? RIGHT???

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File: ginn.jpg (155 KB, 1135x1030) Blueberry Almond Cake >>72932436 (OP) More like Granny Weasley Imfao O OD Anonymous >50 years to gryffindor 22.1K 1,009 16.5K delaaa.k 6d Why she is so wrinkly at 32 Reply ⠀ tech enthusiast12072 5d Are you 32 or 62??? Like w--??? Reply deadboysixsixsix 6d She get hit with a death ray? Reply yera92 2d She looks like my grandmother Reply _rahulrc_ 5d Why does she look 50 year old to me?? Reply roneythekid 1d She's younger than me, but looks older than my mom! Reply albydst 5d She looks older than my grandma Reply elcolxmbiano 5d Damn is she 70!!?? Reply gogently.earth Follow Remember when we froze our berries in the summer... Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:02:01 No.72932436 ► >>72932482 >>72932532 >>72932550 >>72932628 >>72932679 >>72932818 >>72932937 >>72932953 >>72933503 >>72933696 >>72933739 >>72933760 >>72933762 >>72934105 >>72934266 >>72934335 >>72934533 >>72934587 >>72934698 >>72934945 >>72935497 >>72935499 >>72935512 >>72936458 >>72936552 >>72938561 >>72940508 >>72945822 >>72949530 >Yes I'm vegan, how did you know? Anonymous 11/29/23(Wed)22:13:05 No.72932482 ► >>72932514 >>72932698 >>72940800 lexxdop 5d 50 years to Gryffindor Reply bgjames92 5d Tom Riddles diary really did suck the life out of her Reply 11/29/23(Wed)07:03:44 No.72932440 C S 137

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Godzilla Minus One Ruined My Day An Godzilla Minus One Ruined My D(...) 12/02/23(Sat)15:02:05 No.192723054 ezgif-5-2f0582e750.jpg 520 KB JPG >go to see Godzilla kino with mom as no friends >enjoying it so much, smiling nonstop, happiest I've felt in months as movies are the only enjoyment in my life and this one is amazing >retarded mom's Azan call to prayer alert goes off loudly in theater before movie is even halfway through, she takes 10 seconds to turn it off >Imagine "Allahu Akbar" loudly in dark packed theater and everyone stares at us >instantly ruined, can't even enjoy the movie because I start thinking about how much I hate Islam and how stupid my mom is >movie tainted forever, can never enjoy it again or i remember how angry I got Real story, I f------ hate my life and my dumbass muslim family. Everything good gets ripped away in an instant in such retarded ways. I was enjoying that film so much.

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Anonymous 07/18/15(Sat)21:08:50 No.58930964 >>58931052 >>58931690 >>58931789 File: 1434659809708.png (1.18 MB, 800x505) >>58930579 (OP) Imagine those yellow little f------ dispatched in SS Eisatzgruppen unit. >It's 1941, a small town in Lithuania >Every Jewish men, women and children in the town are ordered to march to nearby forest and forced to dig a trench >While they're wondering about what's going to happen to them, yellow, cylindrical little creatures resembling bananas with black SS uniforms appear right in front of them >"BANANANONIA!" >Without warning, they open fire upon unarmed Jewish civilians in front of the trench >"BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO!" >Lifeless bodies of Jewish men, women and children fall into the pit >After the deed is done, Minions high-five each other while giggling hysterically >Some comically quarrel over clothes and valuables from the dead >"BANANA! TATATA BALA TU!"

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: Anonymous (ID: d5bP8HHL 11/19/23(Sun)17:29:32 No.449242107 My wife has a make believe job and it's kinda annoying. Her day is >wake up at 8:28 alarm. >clock in virtually >make coffee, maybe work out >join zoom call at 10 >she literally says hello and hangs up >sees a client around noon >maybe a second at 1 >stops for lunch, maybe goes to a thrift store or target >gets home at 2 >work is officially over >clocks out virtually at 8 hours she has an alarm set for She makes more then me >>449242221 # >>449242395 # >>449242638 # >>449242684 # >>449243279 #

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