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File: images (9).jpg (8 KB, 299x168) *DIES FROM CRINGE Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon)21:05:20 No.31851452 ► >Be me >Join a Discord support group for victims CSA >Some chick joins the group and talks about how how her dad died a year ago and now his business partner is hitting on her. >Everyone starts granting her sympathy because she's 22 and he's 54. >I point out that she's a grown woman so she's not a victim of anything. >Someone says the brain doesn't finish growing until 25 and there's a power imbalance so she's being exploited. >Get kicked from the server Why are all these survivor servers so f------ infantilizing? The empathy you're giving people who got diddled as kids rings super f------ hollow when you're also giving it to rich socialites who don't like being called sexy.
File: images (9).jpg (8 KB, 299x168) *DIES FROM CRINGE Anonymous 08/19/24(Mon)21:05:20 No.31851452 ► >Be me >Join a Discord support group for victims CSA >Some chick joins the group and talks about how how her dad died a year ago and now his business partner is hitting on her. >Everyone starts granting her sympathy because she's 22 and he's 54. >I point out that she's a grown woman so she's not a victim of anything. >Someone says the brain doesn't finish growing until 25 and there's a power imbalance so she's being exploited. >Get kicked from the server Why are all these survivor servers so f------ infantilizing? The empathy you're giving people who got diddled as kids rings super f------ hollow when you're also giving it to rich socialites who don't like being called sexy.

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OP swears it was the Shadowman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)09:03:39 No.27095947 >>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >I begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god
: Anonymous 12/20/20(Sun)09:03:39 No.27095947 >>27093470 >boning my gf >doggystyle, she's loving it >my d--- is 7.5in easily >she achieves orgasm (as usual) when 5 KB JPG suddenly I feel like I'm being watched >pubes suddenly stand on end >gf doesn't notice, and I maintain my rhythmic thrusting, making her c-- again with my rock hard 8 incher >but something feels off >reach for my rechargeable Maglite RL1019 and scan the room >gf mumbles "what the f---" as waves of pleasure sweep through her body >a strange sulfuric smell fills the room, smells like the huevos rancheros and refried beans I had for breakfast >I turn around >there's a tall dark figure standing behind me >he wasn't there before >feels like he's feeding off of my virility, like a vampire >panic.jpg >I begin to thrust ferociously >gotta make my gf c-- one more time before dealing with the strange apparition/demon >as gf achieves orgasm (again, as usual), I pull out my solid 9 inch woody and blast my load all over the dark entity >I hear a hiss as the j--- hits his shadowy form and the spectre lets out a piercing cry >once more, the stench of sulfur fills the room >the floor is covered in c-- and a strange black-ish substance >gf asks, "did you f------ fart??" >I tell her it was the shadowman >somehow she didn't see him (paranormal) >"Oh my f------ god Josh did you s--- on the ground?" >it was the shadowman bitch >I swear to god

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The Kojima we never got | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)12:29:57 No.202583296 2809226-kojimabeard.jpg 112 KB JPG >best director and creative mind in the world >doesn't do movies or television What's his f------ problem?
: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)12:29:57 No.202583296 2809226-kojimabeard.jpg 112 KB JPG >best director and creative mind in the world >doesn't do movies or television What's his f------ problem?

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Anon Uses the School Computers | /r/Greentext

SUPER SMASH FLASH Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 08:31:53 No.685420939 ► >Be me >Get sent to a boarding school for highschool >School has a complete ban on all electronic devices except the school computers which are only for studying and contacting home >Senior year >Get to have a computer in my room >Find a way to install a s--- ton of emulators and games. >One day in computer class a classmate sees me playing Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow. He wants to play too. >Tell him to give me a flash drive and I'll make a copy >People realize I know work arounds for the school computers. >The school bans McLeodGaming and guys start asking me if I can get Super Smash Flash 2 for them. >At the end of the year the dean confiscates my computer for being late to a dorm meeting (a new rule he implemented after badgering the Vice Principal) >Give out my username and password to a sophomore before I leave since I figure I won't be using it anymore. >A few years later my younger brothers go back to the same boarding academy. I send up a flash drive with one of them. >Apparently now all the computers require admin privileges to run exe files, most of my download sites are blocked, and they shut down the flash drive functionality Someone at that school must REALLY hate video games.
SUPER SMASH FLASH Anonymous 08/13/24(Tue) 08:31:53 No.685420939 ► >Be me >Get sent to a boarding school for highschool >School has a complete ban on all electronic devices except the school computers which are only for studying and contacting home >Senior year >Get to have a computer in my room >Find a way to install a s--- ton of emulators and games. >One day in computer class a classmate sees me playing Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow. He wants to play too. >Tell him to give me a flash drive and I'll make a copy >People realize I know work arounds for the school computers. >The school bans McLeodGaming and guys start asking me if I can get Super Smash Flash 2 for them. >At the end of the year the dean confiscates my computer for being late to a dorm meeting (a new rule he implemented after badgering the Vice Principal) >Give out my username and password to a sophomore before I leave since I figure I won't be using it anymore. >A few years later my younger brothers go back to the same boarding academy. I send up a flash drive with one of them. >Apparently now all the computers require admin privileges to run exe files, most of my download sites are blocked, and they shut down the flash drive functionality Someone at that school must REALLY hate video games.

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Anon is in pain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous $200 PARIS 20 32 PARIS 201 08/24/24(Sat) 10:11:50 No.78587592 >love boobs >finally get a gf >her boobs are practically nonexistent, smallest I've ever seen TURY 41 KB JPG pain
Anonymous $200 PARIS 20 32 PARIS 201 08/24/24(Sat) 10:11:50 No.78587592 >love boobs >finally get a gf >her boobs are practically nonexistent, smallest I've ever seen TURY 41 KB JPG pain

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Anon considers dowry | /r/Greentext

STROY OUNCES ENE SILVER ENSELHARD >"hello Mr Vietnamese Man" >"I'd love to marry your daughter because we've been dating for 2 years" >"I'll be very good to her and will take care of you and your wife if you need it when you age" >"may I have your blessing?" >hands pic rel Will this work? She throats d--- like it's better than oxygen and rides like she's trying to break a record.
STROY OUNCES ENE SILVER ENSELHARD >"hello Mr Vietnamese Man" >"I'd love to marry your daughter because we've been dating for 2 years" >"I'll be very good to her and will take care of you and your wife if you need it when you age" >"may I have your blessing?" >hands pic rel Will this work? She throats d--- like it's better than oxygen and rides like she's trying to break a record.

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Anon plays spin the bottle | /r/Greentext

sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?
sad-apu-with-eyes-closed-v0-n68pruyl99eb1.png 365 KB PNG >When I was 14 I played spin the bottle at a party >When I sat down, all the girls said "If it lands on you, we only have to hug you" >The girl I had a crush on spun the bottle and it landed on me >She looked up and said "I don't want to play anymore" >All the other girls stopped playing too and the guys got mad at me for ruining the game >I ended up crying in the bathroom and called my mom to pick me up >When she arrived I tried to sneak out but on my way out I saw them playing spin the bottle again. Sooo which events completely destroyed your self esteem anons?

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Stretch the Line | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)01:30:54 No.4842429 great-white-shark-swimming-fast.jpg 184 KB JPG >Great White Shark >Mostly gray : Anonymous 345 KB JPG 07/17/24(Wed) 02:51:01 No.4842457 >Silverback gorilla >Mostly black
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)01:30:54 No.4842429 great-white-shark-swimming-fast.jpg 184 KB JPG >Great White Shark >Mostly gray : Anonymous 345 KB JPG 07/17/24(Wed) 02:51:01 No.4842457 >Silverback gorilla >Mostly black

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Some talent just can't be bought | /r/Greentext

PALWORLD Developer Publisher 30,903 30,903 players right now 24-hour peak Pocketpair Pocketpair WUKONG Developer Publisher 2,294,441 players right now Game Science Game Science REDFALE 2,391,817 24-hour peak 29 35 players right now 24-hour peak Developer Publisher Arkane Austin Bethesda Softworks 186 players right now Developer Publisher Firewalk Studios PlayStation Publishing LLC 2,101,867 all-time peak 7 months ago 2,415,714 all-time peak yesterday 6,124 all-time peak 15 months ago 186 24-hour peak 186 all-time peak 59 seconds ago stats.jpg 267 KB JPG >strongest american devs supported by massive multinationals >weakest asian devs self-publishing first game Really makes you think
PALWORLD Developer Publisher 30,903 30,903 players right now 24-hour peak Pocketpair Pocketpair WUKONG Developer Publisher 2,294,441 players right now Game Science Game Science REDFALE 2,391,817 24-hour peak 29 35 players right now 24-hour peak Developer Publisher Arkane Austin Bethesda Softworks 186 players right now Developer Publisher Firewalk Studios PlayStation Publishing LLC 2,101,867 all-time peak 7 months ago 2,415,714 all-time peak yesterday 6,124 all-time peak 15 months ago 186 24-hour peak 186 all-time peak 59 seconds ago stats.jpg 267 KB JPG >strongest american devs supported by massive multinationals >weakest asian devs self-publishing first game Really makes you think

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The Princess treatment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 16:57:35 No.202589065 5A3B36B0-FCC3-4429-81A4-CD1A0377B849.jpg 26 KB JPG > Snow White no longer does the housework while staying with the dwarves How does she pay her rent?
: Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 16:57:35 No.202589065 5A3B36B0-FCC3-4429-81A4-CD1A0377B849.jpg 26 KB JPG > Snow White no longer does the housework while staying with the dwarves How does she pay her rent?

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Anon Likes Kate Bush | /r/Greentext

File: kate.jpg (36 KB, 500x379) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:30:41 No.202803969 >>202803978>>202804170 >>202804418 >>202804777 >>202804992 >>202805559 >>202806705 >>202806756 >>202806830 >>202806900 When did you realize the 80s were the peak? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMle4hb4 [Embed] Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:16 No.202803978 >>202803969 (OP) This came out in the 70s ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:54 No.202803985 >>202803978 >78 close enough >>202803985>>202804007 >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:43 No.202804000 >>202804024 >>202805256 >>202805791 File: qqqqqassdfjh.jpg (50 KB, 500x754) >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >OPEN THE FAKKIN' WINDOW SO I CAN GIVE YER KNOB A CHEEKY GOBBLE YA POOF ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:58 No.202804007 >>202803978 Yeah. Although she sort of set the stage for the 80s. Kind of like Gary Numan's Cars is a 70s song too. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:41:59 No.202804170 >>202803969 (OP). >annoying art hoe with a screechy voice she ripped off from asian opera singers acts 'artsy' over music her boyfriend wrote Epic, very good.
File: kate.jpg (36 KB, 500x379) ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:30:41 No.202803969 >>202803978>>202804170 >>202804418 >>202804777 >>202804992 >>202805559 >>202806705 >>202806756 >>202806830 >>202806900 When did you realize the 80s were the peak? >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMle4hb4 [Embed] Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:16 No.202803978 >>202803969 (OP) This came out in the 70s ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:31:54 No.202803985 >>202803978 >78 close enough >>202803985>>202804007 >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:43 No.202804000 >>202804024 >>202805256 >>202805791 File: qqqqqassdfjh.jpg (50 KB, 500x754) >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >CAM ON 'EAFCLIFF >OPEN THE FAKKIN' WINDOW SO I CAN GIVE YER KNOB A CHEEKY GOBBLE YA POOF ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:32:58 No.202804007 >>202803978 Yeah. Although she sort of set the stage for the 80s. Kind of like Gary Numan's Cars is a 70s song too. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)16:41:59 No.202804170 >>202803969 (OP). >annoying art hoe with a screechy voice she ripped off from asian opera singers acts 'artsy' over music her boyfriend wrote Epic, very good.

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Stretch the Line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)01:31:06 No.4841847 Today I learned... Koalas pouches open downwards, which enables the growing baby to take in additional food from a very unusual source. 451068920_18449088205030111_5492513263979858829_n.jpg 291 KB JPG pic related.
: Anonymous 07/16/24(Tue)01:31:06 No.4841847 Today I learned... Koalas pouches open downwards, which enables the growing baby to take in additional food from a very unusual source. 451068920_18449088205030111_5492513263979858829_n.jpg 291 KB JPG pic related.

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Looking cool Joker! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 175 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:49:14 No.686395874 >someone tells me Persona 5 is one of the greatest RPGs of all time >I'm impressed by the style and premise, seems really cool >buy it >play it for a little while >eventually dawns on me I'm not playing a video game >realize I've instead been suckered into watching a 120 hour anime series where I occasionally click a button what the f--- is this s---
Anonymous 175 KB JPG 08/22/24(Thu)17:49:14 No.686395874 >someone tells me Persona 5 is one of the greatest RPGs of all time >I'm impressed by the style and premise, seems really cool >buy it >play it for a little while >eventually dawns on me I'm not playing a video game >realize I've instead been suckered into watching a 120 hour anime series where I occasionally click a button what the f--- is this s---

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Anon turned straight | /r/Greentext

Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more
Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more

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Anon isn't ugly | /r/Greentext

Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all
Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all

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H**RY P**TTER | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens
: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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Blind trust | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!
Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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Game studios tricking VC firms into burn their money will never not be funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.
: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.

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anon 'takes' a shit! | /r/Greentext

نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard
نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard

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Harry Potter and the Fractional Reserve Banking System | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.
File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.

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