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Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Medium Small LOAD SIZE Large ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:23:24 No.74969061 >Cute cashier drops change in fatty's hands >Gently places it in mine and tells me to have a nice day Its the little things Success stories / Made it feels >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:26:43 No.74969083 ☐ Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)21:33:12 No. 74969140 >cashier puts please use next register sign just as I get there >still rings me up >tells me to have a nice day I hate you all

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: Anonymous 12/09/23(Sat) 17:11:53 No.192987747 2944861-hogwarts.jpg 100 KB JPG >school with teenagers with hormones out of control >Teaching students spells like >Obliviate >imperio >Wingardium Leviosa >Colloportus >Petrificus Totalus Yea I'm sure nothing bad happens

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat) 08:59:19 No.202579035 ezgif-2-63afeb7475.png 1.07 MB PNG >Youre telling me my chemist brother in law who I interviewed about missing chemistry equipment and who came into a bunch of gambling money, payed my medical expenses and just bought a 10 million something dollar carwash is a METH COOK?!!

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: Anonymous 169 KB JPG 08/23/24(Fri)04:37:07 No.6867517 >5v5 hero shooter >$40 price tag or f2p >paid weapon skins >paid operators >battle pass >50-150 million dollars budget You might think this is just a joke or an exaggeration, but there are probably at least 5 different studios pitching this idea right now and people in suits willing to approve it.

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نے 98 KB PNG 6 Replies >weigh myself >take a s--- >weigh myself again >weigh more View Thread Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:26:58 No.46339531 >>46338615 (OP) # >weight self >take s--- >weigh self again >weigh 11lbs less Imao what the f--- : Anonymous 06/24/18(Sun)17:27:54 No.46339554 >>46338615 (OP) # >take a s--- Well put it back, retard

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File: IMG_4709.jpg (21 KB, 220x303) Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)12:55:20 No.202765745 >>202766072 >>202766794 >>202766988 >>202767414 >>202769254 >>202769460 >>202770415 >>202772752 >>202774015 >>202774153 Harry. Have I ever told you about goblins? Spiteful, greedy little creatures. In the muggle world they go by another name. ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:28:07 No.202766680 >>202766778 >>202766801 >>202766988 >>202769566 >>202771396 >>202772109 >>202772759 >>202774073 >>202774322 wha... what name professor... Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:31:34 No.202766778 >>202766680 Romanians Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:39:09 No.202766965 >>202770450 >Professor, why can't I keep my money in a bank owned and operated by other wizards like me? ☐ Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)13:57:18 No.202767414 File: Bwnku5qCCAA2WhC.png (278 KB, 600x384) >>202765745 (OP) >Harry have you been told about our wizard currency? All our coins are minted by goblins who engrave their personal 6 digit serial number on the rim. What you might not have been told is that under goblin law any manufactured good remains the personal property of the goblin who made it. >Those coins in your pocket truly belong to any number of goblins and by using them as tokens of exchange for goods and services within the wizarding world you have agreed to pay interest on those coins as part of your vault contracts signed by you parents parents great grandparents. In the muggle world this practice goes by another name. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:26:12 No.202772752 >>202765745 (OP) >Harry. Have I ever told you about transfigurators? Hateful, self-destructing pitiful wizards. In the muggle world they/them go by another name.

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Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 05/08/23(Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 11 KB PNG >mom is happy >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---.

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Anonymous 08/17/24(Sat)03:41:20 No.202569771 main-qimg-b3edd64e93fad09f533d08b5b955a84e-lq.jpg 44 KB JPG >Professor, because I grew up among muggles, I know about their weapons. They have one that can kill any dark wizard >What is it, Miss Granger? >It's called a gun

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Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)21:28:17 No. 123302655 >>123302702 >be hella antisemitic cuz duh >favorite band is Infected Mushroom >always assumed they were Ayrabs cuz they sometimes play ouds (that Ayrab stringed instrument you always hear in desert levels for vidya) and sing in sandspeak >turns out they're israelis >f--- Have I been brainwashed by sheenie magic? | mean I've paid to see 4 concerts so maybe they're actually s--- but I've been successfully cast under their spell?

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Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 9 new posts File: E85yDXaWQAAar2S.jpg (65 KB, 900x1273) آیبیواکا MANIFESTLY NOT SAIGON Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs 08/16/21(Mon) 16:16:23 No.334562861 >>334563371 >>> >>334566036 >>334566126 >>334566339 >>334566613 >>334566854 >>334567084 >>334567246 >>334567323 >>334567560 >>334567631 >>3345 >>334573272 >>334573385>>334573810 >>334574142 >>334574170 >>334575320 >>334575563 >>334576126 >>334576519 >>334576758 >>3345 https://twitter.com/Afghan Urdu/status/1427203599508066309 Anyone have the video or higher res of these dudes holding onto and falling off the outside of the plane after takeoff? kek Anonymous (ID: KLYwpuQs) 08/16/21(Mon)16:17:24 No.334562994 https://twitter.com/umar527/status/1427226344379801603 Anonymous (ID: ZDakXXOX) File: 1542825862989.jpg (381 KB, 1200x1200) >>334569027 08/16/21(Mon)16:19:56 No.334563371 >>334567333 >>334562861 (OP) Anonymous (ID: YYSTIKHI Ho Chi Minh wiched ho had thoco antire 08/16/21(Mon)16:30:14 No. 334564875 >>334565223>>334566717>>334566791>>334566952 >>334573921>>334576909 File: 17546934538.jpg (40 KB, 450x450) >>334562861 (OP) >COME SEEEEEEE EEEEEEE! اواكا Anonymous (ID: m05Hs9ga) 08/16/21(Mon)16:40:02 No.334566339 334577463 >>334577712 >>334562861 (OP) Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" Anonymous (ID: EbuzZUDK) 08/16/21(Mon) 17:51:32 No.334577463 >>334578815 File: Five_star_post.jpg (88 KB, 287x360) AW S--- >>334566339 (You) >Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Suicide Bomber" I keked FIVE STAR POST Anonymous (ID: ppYerXDm 08/16/21(Mon)17:53:09 No.3345 >>334566339 (You) criminally underrated

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File: 50a2be08870415b5722eae6d1(...).jpg (205 KB, 1447x2047) YEA I don't know who can I ask about this. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:13:37 No.923292039 ►>>923292146 >>923292410 >>923292839 >>923293236 >>923293970 ☐ GAM I might be a "minor attracted person". I have recently been quite amicable with a lady who is 13. She is a friend of my family, and we have spent surprisingly a lot of time together this summer. He is a bit weird, probably autistic, and she has told me that she finds me very attractive. She doesn't really get along with people of her own age. As a matter of fact she has been kind of bold with her advances, and they have not been subtle. Before this I really didn't think underaged girls were attractive, but she is just so delightful and pleasant. She isn't bitchy at all. How do I get rid of these feelings? I do trust myself enough not to do anything with her but I don't like the temptation. Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:27 No.923292125 ►>>923292571 A bullet to the brain should do the trick >> Anonymous 08/23/24(Fri)02:15:56 No.923292146 >>923292039 (OP) marry her in a state that allows child marriage

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Board /adv/ - Advice Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:03:03 No.31869639 >>31869649 >>31869762 Settings Mobile Home >>31869647 >Be me, gay married for 7 years to high school sweetheart, both 27m >Get job at Domino's as a pizza maker, make friends with manager, a biological female 32 f named Raven >Start getting boners when I see women now, bored of gay sex >Staying late with Raven cleaning up after everyone leaves. She sucks my d--- in the cooler, I stay hard >Go home and shower, husband jumps in and starts fingering my a------, I don't get hard, hes upset >Next night I f--- and c-- in Raven after work. This continues every night for three weeks until she tells me she's pregnant yesterday >Today I plan on telling husband Im not gay anymore and want to leave him to marry Raven and raise this kid and Raven's other kid. F--- do I say? Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:06:33 No.31869647 >>31869639 (OP) # I thought you colorful people were about freedom and exploring Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:07:13 No.31869649 >>31869639 (OP) # fake and gay Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:33:17 No.31869750 the worst part of this is you are straight and have no idea how gay men like to have sex. you're too straight to write gay fanfic, yet here you are, writing the lamest gay fanfic of all time. just go back to jacking off 6 times a day i'm sure that wil make you feel fulfilled Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)18:36:11 No.31869762 >>31869926 >>31869639 (OP) # you're the jk rowling of gay fanfiction Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:11:30 No.31869926 >>31869762 # He's 837 pages short of a JK Rowling-tier effort though. Anonymous 08/22/24(Thu)19:15:25 No.31869938 Just leave dude. Your biological need to reproduce has awakened. He'll move on. Don't waste his time any more

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