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>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth
>be indian >wake up to screams of women being gang r---- >pray to blue two-headed rhino god >no shower so bathe in the Ganges >almost choke on child's spinal column >ride on roof of victorian train to the call centre >"hello this is hank from computer company we need to ask you a few-" *click* >creepily hit on western women on facebook during breaktime >walking home >need to take a s--- for the 35th time that day >squat over a dying orphan who happened to be in the way >wipe anus with hand >eat rice from a giant communal bowl >use hands like a chimp >time for bed >crawl up in a pile of straw with, pray to 5 armed lobster-woman god for allowing me to live in the greatest country on earth

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anon gets a life and leave twitter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: T67Zr/aF) 198 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: hsu1|Mm8) >>400986842 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:49:13 No.400983229 >start socialising more >get friends >get gf >suddenly become apathetic to politics and become less extreme in my views >>400983229 (OP) # Yep, that's how it works. >>400987293 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:51:27 No.400983427 Anonymous (ID: ohAdm9Lp) >>400983229 (OP) # prolactin is one helluva drug >>400984195 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:53:01 No.400983559 : Anonymous (ID: MuOuCziL 10/22/22(Sat)17:54:14 No.400983680 >>400983229 (OP) # >suddenly become apathetic to politics how were you not already? are you stupid? were you pretending to be a freedom fighter as you shitposted?
: Anonymous (ID: T67Zr/aF) 198 KB PNG : Anonymous (ID: hsu1|Mm8) >>400986842 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:49:13 No.400983229 >start socialising more >get friends >get gf >suddenly become apathetic to politics and become less extreme in my views >>400983229 (OP) # Yep, that's how it works. >>400987293 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:51:27 No.400983427 Anonymous (ID: ohAdm9Lp) >>400983229 (OP) # prolactin is one helluva drug >>400984195 # 10/22/22(Sat)17:53:01 No.400983559 : Anonymous (ID: MuOuCziL 10/22/22(Sat)17:54:14 No.400983680 >>400983229 (OP) # >suddenly become apathetic to politics how were you not already? are you stupid? were you pretending to be a freedom fighter as you shitposted?

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 229 KB PNG >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean
Anonymous 03/25/18(Sun)13:57:27 No.44135120 229 KB PNG >straight boy >about 5'5 but I don't let it get to me >meet 6'5 guy at a camp that I work at >we have to move a bunch of boxes >I pick one up, trip and fall >"don't be such a silly little boy" >instant throbbing boner fuckfuckcfuck please don't be gay I don't want to be gay what does this mean

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Anon's gainz were for naught | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Negative mire 1.78 MB GIF 12/02/21(Thu)17:51:01 No.64581240 >go to a party with some friends >get introduced to new people >try to socialize a little bit and have fun >everyone gets visibly drunker as the night progresses >try to make contact with some of the new girls >female friend comes around >"Hey, I see that you already met anon. I'll let you in on a secret: He is really ripped under that sweater" >girls look weirded out >"But then his face doesn't match any of that" >girls agree giggling >get excluded from the interaction >I go to the toilet and leave the party shortly after >female friend hasn't even apologized for embarrassing me I feel really defeated.
: Anonymous Negative mire 1.78 MB GIF 12/02/21(Thu)17:51:01 No.64581240 >go to a party with some friends >get introduced to new people >try to socialize a little bit and have fun >everyone gets visibly drunker as the night progresses >try to make contact with some of the new girls >female friend comes around >"Hey, I see that you already met anon. I'll let you in on a secret: He is really ripped under that sweater" >girls look weirded out >"But then his face doesn't match any of that" >girls agree giggling >get excluded from the interaction >I go to the toilet and leave the party shortly after >female friend hasn't even apologized for embarrassing me I feel really defeated.

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Anon has schizophrenia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)13:21:31 No.10439416 >be me >outside walking down the sidewalk >heading home after a long day >half way there >suddenly hear humming of some mozart song >look to my left to where a bench was >out appears a dancing cookie >"hi im a dancing-" >i bite into it >surprisingly this cookie taste worse than I was expecting >reach into my pocket for some gum >find a tic tac instead >l ingest it >the bitten cookie reappears into a frog
Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)13:21:31 No.10439416 >be me >outside walking down the sidewalk >heading home after a long day >half way there >suddenly hear humming of some mozart song >look to my left to where a bench was >out appears a dancing cookie >"hi im a dancing-" >i bite into it >surprisingly this cookie taste worse than I was expecting >reach into my pocket for some gum >find a tic tac instead >l ingest it >the bitten cookie reappears into a frog

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Anon Ruins Cuckolding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 >>29962627 >>29962630 >>29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 >>29962675 >>29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29963405>>29964050 >>29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57:13 No.29962675 >>29962710 >>29962718 >29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824>>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >>29962930 >>29963117 >>29963387 >>29963405 >>29963426 >>29964058 >>29964091 File: 1304047__safe_oc_humanize(...).png (99 KB, 700x599) >>29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.
Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:49:09 No.29962622 >>29962627 >>29962630 >>29962632 >>29962658 >>29962668 >>29962675 >>29962679 >>29962730 >>29962824 >>29963405>>29964050 >>29964058 >>29962548 Assholes like you have ruined the cuckolding fetish for guys like me. Now it's just a stupid joke. F--- you. Anonymous 04/27/17(Thu)11:57:13 No.29962675 >>29962710 >>29962718 >29962729 >>29962803 >>29962809 >>29962824>>29962833 >>29962851 >>29962910 >>29962930 >>29963117 >>29963387 >>29963405 >>29963426 >>29964058 >>29964091 File: 1304047__safe_oc_humanize(...).png (99 KB, 700x599) >>29962622 It's almost like the thing you love has been f----- by another man.

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Anon creates himself in the sims | /r/Greentext

wanders into life. >Shoots down all of my sim's advances. >Several days later. >See this. Oh god, it's no different than real life...: Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:17 No.77067145 Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067324 With a chin like that it's no surprise. FOREVER ALONE Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067328 File:1288362093933.jpg-(1.05 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-18.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:34 No.77067970 File:1288362892583.jpg-(1.23 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-28.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:15 No.77067054 nonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:37 No.77068090 >>77067970 God damn. He looks like he's staring the TV to death. >Recreate myself in Sims and slightly enhance a few of my masculine features to give him an edge with women. >Recreate best friend as well. >Cute and shy ginger sim CHIN.png) Looks like I'll be crashing on the couch tonight. few minutes rest Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:42 No.77068362 File:1288363371311.jpg-(1.3 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-29.jpg) She's never seemed comfortable around me. : At least there's always the ugly best. friend. I just hope she's not a lesbian. nonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:44 No.77068476 >>77068362 H--------, that's some uncanny valley right there. She looks like she expects you to slash her up every second. of the gang.. Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri) 10:55 No.77068960 File:1288364147925.jpg-(939 KB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-32.jpg) The neighbor across the street is kind of cute. Been waiting outside her house for a little bit now and as far as I can tell she almost never leaves. Maybe we'll have something in common. File:1288364286292.png-(10 KB, 122x137, H-------- THAT >>77068960 though, >A_villain_is_born.jpg Those eyes. They are filled with hatred. The band going to Jesus Christ you must be a creepy mother f------ in real life. Looks like sleeping beauty is finally awake. I'll probably come back and later tonight. She seems like a nice girl. a Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:38 No.77068167 >>77067970 THOSE EYES FILLED WITH THE GRIEF OF A THOUSAND WORLDS has drive down As for the show. gig down at and Probably head back home and see Crowd starts to get here finished. Looks stick around introduce myself usual, no one bothered to show up a nearby bar in at meet up with the as soon as the gig was like the rest of the gang might for of drinks. a round what the neighbor is up to. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. H ARXE >>77068362 REB
wanders into life. >Shoots down all of my sim's advances. >Several days later. >See this. Oh god, it's no different than real life...: Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:17 No.77067145 Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067324 With a chin like that it's no surprise. FOREVER ALONE Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:21 No.77067328 File:1288362093933.jpg-(1.05 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-18.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:34 No.77067970 File:1288362892583.jpg-(1.23 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-28.jpg) Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:15 No.77067054 nonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:37 No.77068090 >>77067970 God damn. He looks like he's staring the TV to death. >Recreate myself in Sims and slightly enhance a few of my masculine features to give him an edge with women. >Recreate best friend as well. >Cute and shy ginger sim CHIN.png) Looks like I'll be crashing on the couch tonight. few minutes rest Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:42 No.77068362 File:1288363371311.jpg-(1.3 MB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-29.jpg) She's never seemed comfortable around me. : At least there's always the ugly best. friend. I just hope she's not a lesbian. nonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:44 No.77068476 >>77068362 H--------, that's some uncanny valley right there. She looks like she expects you to slash her up every second. of the gang.. Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri) 10:55 No.77068960 File:1288364147925.jpg-(939 KB, 1920x1200, Screenshot-32.jpg) The neighbor across the street is kind of cute. Been waiting outside her house for a little bit now and as far as I can tell she almost never leaves. Maybe we'll have something in common. File:1288364286292.png-(10 KB, 122x137, H-------- THAT >>77068960 though, >A_villain_is_born.jpg Those eyes. They are filled with hatred. The band going to Jesus Christ you must be a creepy mother f------ in real life. Looks like sleeping beauty is finally awake. I'll probably come back and later tonight. She seems like a nice girl. a Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:38 No.77068167 >>77067970 THOSE EYES FILLED WITH THE GRIEF OF A THOUSAND WORLDS has drive down As for the show. gig down at and Probably head back home and see Crowd starts to get here finished. Looks stick around introduce myself usual, no one bothered to show up a nearby bar in at meet up with the as soon as the gig was like the rest of the gang might for of drinks. a round what the neighbor is up to. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. H ARXE >>77068362 REB

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Anon is still a teen at heart | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >we're outside just holding hands >massive erection + leaking precum everywhere for an hour >my pant looked like I pee'ed myself + bulge on top >had to find solutions to hide it from people to not get ridiculed >tfw I have teenager reactions at f------ 27 Cringe 10/22/22(Sat)10:28:41 No.70683995 >27 yo loser >finally managed to get along with a woman 38 KB JPG
: Anonymous >we're outside just holding hands >massive erection + leaking precum everywhere for an hour >my pant looked like I pee'ed myself + bulge on top >had to find solutions to hide it from people to not get ridiculed >tfw I have teenager reactions at f------ 27 Cringe 10/22/22(Sat)10:28:41 No.70683995 >27 yo loser >finally managed to get along with a woman 38 KB JPG

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girl in Anons class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" 28 KB JPG >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for
: Anonymous 12/27/21(Mon)15:12:38 No.869420178 >be me in high school >Like 12 or 13 years ago but still remember this clear as day >In biology class and somehow the topic of blood diamonds come up and the fake rarity of diamonds >The girl sitting next to me starts saying how pointless and horrible it is for women to expect their men to drop so much money on something that comes from slavery, isn't even rare and is especially pointless >The rest of the girls in the class start lashing out at her, she then says >"C'mon ladies this is ridiculous, do you love your man or his money?" 28 KB JPG >All the girls got quiet and there was an awkward silence for like 30 seconds before the teacher changed the subject and went back to normal class discussions I still think about this, I still see that girl sometimes and she's still really cool, one of the few women I actually have alot of respect for

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online girl.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 68 KB JPG 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"
: Anonymous 68 KB JPG 04/17/22(Sun)08:18:34 No.68252604 >meet girl online last month >spending most days in calls together >asks me to "cuddle" over vc multiple times a week >sleeping in vc together >kisses the mic as if to give me kisses >watching our fave anime together >the feels start coming in >havent felt anything like this in 2 years >plan to ask her to be my girlfriend in the upcoming days >wake up >find out shes getting kicked out of her home by her parents >ask her does she have anywhere she can go for the next few days >"oh yeah im just gonna move in with my boyfriend"

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Anon fell asleep | /r/Greentext

>Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:48:59 No.19675059 : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #
>Be me 83 KB JPG >Going to bed while staying at grandparents' rural farmhouse as a 10 year old kid. >Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye. >Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously. >Can smell grandma making breakfast. >YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to them. 09/29/17 (Fri) 15:48:59 No.19675059 : Anonymous >>19675045 (OP) # You fell asleep you f----- retard >>19675066 # >>19677427 # >>19678564 # >>19687722 # >>19689769 # >>19691641 #

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Anon doesn’t like the saudis | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: R7HkcuHH U CHEESE 10/21/22(Fri)22:31:40 No.400949298 SAY CHEESE! @Saycheese DGTL UPDATE! In Saudi Arabia, construction to build the longest skyscraper/wall in the world has begun. The $1 trillion "Mirror Line" will stretch over 100 miles long and house up to 9 million people. 18:32 10/21/22 Twitter for iPhone 1,733 Retweets 702 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes 8F997F94-5907-4642-A594-E9006D2C428C.jpg 851 KB JPG You will live in the 100 mile long skyscraper wall with 9 million other people 235 Replies/45 Images View Thread
Anonymous (ID: R7HkcuHH U CHEESE 10/21/22(Fri)22:31:40 No.400949298 SAY CHEESE! @Saycheese DGTL UPDATE! In Saudi Arabia, construction to build the longest skyscraper/wall in the world has begun. The $1 trillion "Mirror Line" will stretch over 100 miles long and house up to 9 million people. 18:32 10/21/22 Twitter for iPhone 1,733 Retweets 702 Quote Tweets 18.2K Likes 8F997F94-5907-4642-A594-E9006D2C428C.jpg 851 KB JPG You will live in the 100 mile long skyscraper wall with 9 million other people 235 Replies/45 Images View Thread

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Anon visits India. | /r/Greentext

445 KB JPG >be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some sium back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt tells me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed if out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees I'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >I ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm eating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna
445 KB JPG >be me >finishing last year of med school >hardest thing I've ever done in my life >super intense studies never really had time for social life or grills >last day of class >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street s------ >smalltalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends house >f--- it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring as f--- >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she's actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some sium back in India >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital that will take us >entire process is exhausting >India gt tells me she is going home to visit her parents >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from jab search >decide to go with cont. >Airlndia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster >finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city >landscape getting increasingly s----- >see people literally s------- in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror >introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc's but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks >tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding >grossed if out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I'm f------ stoked >mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna >mom sees I'm stunned and confused >"oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian" >i'm sicilian but ok >don't want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible >mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients >I ask what kind of meat she used >"oh it's from last nights dog slaughter >excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I'm eating street dog >mfw I'm eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I'm literally eating bitch lasagna >bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna

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asks legit questions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?
: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 01/31/22(Mon)11:02:46 No.67227363 >someone posts their overweight cat/dog on the internet >dozens of people crawl out of the woodwork to scold them for abusing their animal by letting it be fat >someone posts their overweight child on the internet >nobody says anything even though it is several orders of magnitude worse than letting a f------ cat be fat >if I say anything I get banned from wherever and people act like I am evil Why?

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Anon isn't the problem. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)08:06:44 No.70685211 >i don't have a gf >women are the problem >i am an ugly, unhygienic, mess >women are the problem >i smell bad >women are the problem >i spent 16 hours yesterday posting misogynistic rants on /r9k/ 15 KB PNG >women are the problem >my politics are abhorrently right-wing, racist, fascistic, and evil >women are the problem >in fact, i literally want society to return to medieval morality and keep women as sex slaves >women are the problem >i don't work out, don't have a job, and can barely function day-to-day >women are the problem >i am socially retarded and angry all the time >women are the problem >i hate my parents >women are the problem >i ooze repulsiveness >women are the problem
Anonymous 10/22/22(Sat)08:06:44 No.70685211 >i don't have a gf >women are the problem >i am an ugly, unhygienic, mess >women are the problem >i smell bad >women are the problem >i spent 16 hours yesterday posting misogynistic rants on /r9k/ 15 KB PNG >women are the problem >my politics are abhorrently right-wing, racist, fascistic, and evil >women are the problem >in fact, i literally want society to return to medieval morality and keep women as sex slaves >women are the problem >i don't work out, don't have a job, and can barely function day-to-day >women are the problem >i am socially retarded and angry all the time >women are the problem >i hate my parents >women are the problem >i ooze repulsiveness >women are the problem

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are you sure about that?Anon doesn’t have autism | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB PNG 12/29/18(Sat)20:25:29 No.50120427 >be me > 16 years old >cute girl from class sends me a message >"hey, anon, I've got two tickets to this comedy show, would you like to..." >thinking she wants to sell them to me >"oh, no thanks, I don't really like these guys" > oh... okay, sorry >more than 4 years later >lying in bed unable to sleep >finally realise what she meant >mfw : Anonymous Could be worse. Could have autism 12/29/18(Sat)20:26:44 No.50120446
Anonymous 65 KB PNG 12/29/18(Sat)20:25:29 No.50120427 >be me > 16 years old >cute girl from class sends me a message >"hey, anon, I've got two tickets to this comedy show, would you like to..." >thinking she wants to sell them to me >"oh, no thanks, I don't really like these guys" > oh... okay, sorry >more than 4 years later >lying in bed unable to sleep >finally realise what she meant >mfw : Anonymous Could be worse. Could have autism 12/29/18(Sat)20:26:44 No.50120446

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Anon tells a joke...well, more of a comment really | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous E WEEKEND UPDATE 922 KB PNG 10/21/22(Fri)13:19:02 No.175853932 >last week on tucker carlson tonight, kanye who goes by the name "ye" made the shocking statement quote "jews own the banks". >in response, JP Morgan & Chase removed his bank account. 10/21/22(Fri)13:21:56 No.175854055 : Anonymous >>175853932 (OP) # W-where's the joke Norm??
: Anonymous E WEEKEND UPDATE 922 KB PNG 10/21/22(Fri)13:19:02 No.175853932 >last week on tucker carlson tonight, kanye who goes by the name "ye" made the shocking statement quote "jews own the banks". >in response, JP Morgan & Chase removed his bank account. 10/21/22(Fri)13:21:56 No.175854055 : Anonymous >>175853932 (OP) # W-where's the joke Norm??

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anon is 14 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSw/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me
Anonymous (ID: kPkSw/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06 >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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anons sister browses reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma
: Anonymous 25 KB PNG 02/03/19(Sun)02:46:20 No.791658710 >be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties >gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >shows me the story >fake laugh and spaghetti all over the floor >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving >return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too hi emma

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atheist.... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:29:55 No.32173943 Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. 159 KB JPG On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the s--- out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.
Anonymous 10/18/16(Tue)18:29:55 No.32173943 Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. 159 KB JPG On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the s--- out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.

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