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: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)06:38:24 No.692100512 Journal Phone Collectibles You think I haven't moved on? You're saying that I'm the one who has to let go of the past? You're the one who can't even set foot in any of the cities you planned to see with Rachel! Is it so wrong to not want to talk about the thousands of people who died because of me? You say that you don't blame me for choosing you over them, but I know you do. I'm the reason you'll never see your mom again. You keep saying I can't torture myself like this but if I don't, who will? You say you want to travel by yourself from now on? Fine. Me too. F--- you, Chloe. O Back 4/9 DX 20241017_123731.jpg 836 KB JPG >Save the girl >She says F--- YOU in the sequel >F---- with tons of men and your bully after that O-okay
: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)06:38:24 No.692100512 Journal Phone Collectibles You think I haven't moved on? You're saying that I'm the one who has to let go of the past? You're the one who can't even set foot in any of the cities you planned to see with Rachel! Is it so wrong to not want to talk about the thousands of people who died because of me? You say that you don't blame me for choosing you over them, but I know you do. I'm the reason you'll never see your mom again. You keep saying I can't torture myself like this but if I don't, who will? You say you want to travel by yourself from now on? Fine. Me too. F--- you, Chloe. O Back 4/9 DX 20241017_123731.jpg 836 KB JPG >Save the girl >She says F--- YOU in the sequel >F---- with tons of men and your bully after that O-okay

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Anonymous Michael Hunter 10/17/24(Thu)23:41:10 No.692150561 >basically unknown composer >hired to compose the most goated music themes of GTA 4 & san andreas just for fun >never did anything major afterwards 365 KB PNG How was Rockstar able to find such talent out of nowhere?
Anonymous Michael Hunter 10/17/24(Thu)23:41:10 No.692150561 >basically unknown composer >hired to compose the most goated music themes of GTA 4 & san andreas just for fun >never did anything major afterwards 365 KB PNG How was Rockstar able to find such talent out of nowhere?

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Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:09:31 No.79162648 *Woman ages* "Uggggh what happened to her? she definitely let herself go Women age like milk reee' *Man ages * "He's still got it!!1! He only still looks 20!!! It's scientifically proven men age like wine" 1682082098109010.jpg 125 KB JPG Why are people so harsh toward women for aging when moids age so much worse? Huh? Care to explain that? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:10:10 No.79162655 >>79162648 (OP) # It doesn't matter because trannies age like men. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:11:48 No.79162661 >>79162648 (OP) # No one who is an adult complains about men vs women at all. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:12:01 No.79162663 >AnonymousNo.79162648 LAZL
Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:09:31 No.79162648 *Woman ages* "Uggggh what happened to her? she definitely let herself go Women age like milk reee' *Man ages * "He's still got it!!1! He only still looks 20!!! It's scientifically proven men age like wine" 1682082098109010.jpg 125 KB JPG Why are people so harsh toward women for aging when moids age so much worse? Huh? Care to explain that? Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:10:10 No.79162655 >>79162648 (OP) # It doesn't matter because trannies age like men. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:11:48 No.79162661 >>79162648 (OP) # No one who is an adult complains about men vs women at all. Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)23:12:01 No.79162663 >AnonymousNo.79162648 LAZL

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The Mighty Fall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Im f----- 07/19/24(Fri)10:49:57 No.74733497 desesperado-peepo.gif 11 KB GIF >Start working out some 3 years back >Doing really well >ffw 1 year, see blood in poop >uh oh >get diagnosed with ulcerative colitis >mostly harmless, but annoying and have to take meds >next colonoscopy, its getting worse >medicine isnt working >trying to figure out what food is bad for me and what food is good >buckwheat kinda works, but everything else is bad >notice oil in stool, cant absorb fats properly anymore >have constant diarrhea, i just feel like s--- most of the time Man things were looking really good. Finally was in pretty good shape, was really motivated in uni although it is stressful. Now I feel like a walking corpse with no energy to do stuff that only goes to the toilet to s---. Doctors don't really seem to give me anything that helps. I just want to not be in pain all day and be able to move again.
Anonymous Im f----- 07/19/24(Fri)10:49:57 No.74733497 desesperado-peepo.gif 11 KB GIF >Start working out some 3 years back >Doing really well >ffw 1 year, see blood in poop >uh oh >get diagnosed with ulcerative colitis >mostly harmless, but annoying and have to take meds >next colonoscopy, its getting worse >medicine isnt working >trying to figure out what food is bad for me and what food is good >buckwheat kinda works, but everything else is bad >notice oil in stool, cant absorb fats properly anymore >have constant diarrhea, i just feel like s--- most of the time Man things were looking really good. Finally was in pretty good shape, was really motivated in uni although it is stressful. Now I feel like a walking corpse with no energy to do stuff that only goes to the toilet to s---. Doctors don't really seem to give me anything that helps. I just want to not be in pain all day and be able to move again.

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Anon wants to be left alone | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20230721_191312.jpg (3.43 MB, 4096x2304) and I just wanted to be left alone Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)07:34:32 No.79161210 >>79161230 >be me, Wednesday >Riding bicycle in the area >Some kids are in the park, though it was day >Notice that they are using Skype or FaceTime, if people still use FaceTime >As I come past I belt out in a squeaky voice "I tickle my pickle to skibidi toilet" >They f--- off >Peaceatleast.exe >Five minutes later, dog walkers show up. >F--- off Anyone else done/experienced something similar?
File: IMG_20230721_191312.jpg (3.43 MB, 4096x2304) and I just wanted to be left alone Anonymous 10/18/24(Fri)07:34:32 No.79161210 >>79161230 >be me, Wednesday >Riding bicycle in the area >Some kids are in the park, though it was day >Notice that they are using Skype or FaceTime, if people still use FaceTime >As I come past I belt out in a squeaky voice "I tickle my pickle to skibidi toilet" >They f--- off >Peaceatleast.exe >Five minutes later, dog walkers show up. >F--- off Anyone else done/experienced something similar?

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Anon doesn't like Trudeau | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:23:33 No.203544908 >>203544931 File: trudeau.jpg (30 KB, 534x301) >forcefully breaks up peaceful protest by freezing protestors' bank accounts >fires justice minister who investigated him for being bribed by mob-linked construction company to change criminal code on their behalf > accepts bribes from non-profits for government contracts >lets in 2 million "temporary" workers to work as de facto slaves by exploiting loopholes in visa systems >ignores credible reports from intelligence agencies on foreign states backing candidates in his party while aggressively accusing his opponents of foreign backing I don't know how much people outside of Canada know or follow what is going on here but Trudeau is literally a South American or Eastern European tier politician
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:23:33 No.203544908 >>203544931 File: trudeau.jpg (30 KB, 534x301) >forcefully breaks up peaceful protest by freezing protestors' bank accounts >fires justice minister who investigated him for being bribed by mob-linked construction company to change criminal code on their behalf > accepts bribes from non-profits for government contracts >lets in 2 million "temporary" workers to work as de facto slaves by exploiting loopholes in visa systems >ignores credible reports from intelligence agencies on foreign states backing candidates in his party while aggressively accusing his opponents of foreign backing I don't know how much people outside of Canada know or follow what is going on here but Trudeau is literally a South American or Eastern European tier politician

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The names | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)19:11:46 No.103284066 You don't like New Zealand? 151 KB PNG Anonymous 25 KB JPG 03/25/19(Mon)19:16:42 No.103284151 >New Zealand? What happened to old Zealand? And what's the deal with Austria and Australia? Why can't they just pick two distinctly different names? Then you've got Colombia, British Columbia, and District of Columbia. They aren't even CLOSE to each other, Jerry. I mean, come on.
Anonymous 03/25/19(Mon)19:11:46 No.103284066 You don't like New Zealand? 151 KB PNG Anonymous 25 KB JPG 03/25/19(Mon)19:16:42 No.103284151 >New Zealand? What happened to old Zealand? And what's the deal with Austria and Australia? Why can't they just pick two distinctly different names? Then you've got Colombia, British Columbia, and District of Columbia. They aren't even CLOSE to each other, Jerry. I mean, come on.

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Anon is a nerd | /r/Greentext

Without antialiasing With antialiasing best-anti-aliasing.jpg >use post-processing AA 12 KB JPG >entire image is now blurry >use msaa/ssaa >framerate plummets What is the final solution to the aliasing question?
Without antialiasing With antialiasing best-anti-aliasing.jpg >use post-processing AA 12 KB JPG >entire image is now blurry >use msaa/ssaa >framerate plummets What is the final solution to the aliasing question?

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Anon's life is ruined by his ex.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: oaM30+zh His ex accused him of an attack that could have meant life in prison. A selfie saved him. CONDO 213 KB JPG 11/18/18(Sun)00:26:12 No. 193822806 >your ex-gf accuses you of breaking into her home, assaulting her, and carving an 'X' in her neck >police immediately arrest you and charge you with burglary and assault that can get you life in prison >your parents get $150,000 in debt trying to hire a lawyer and post your bail >people are convinced you did it and you have no alibi to say otherwise >your mom suddenly finds a selfie pic you sent her that was dated at the time of the assault >turns out that pic clears you of all charges since it placed you away from the scene of the crime >your ex-gf gets off scott-free with no charges for lying while you had your life ruined
Anonymous (ID: oaM30+zh His ex accused him of an attack that could have meant life in prison. A selfie saved him. CONDO 213 KB JPG 11/18/18(Sun)00:26:12 No. 193822806 >your ex-gf accuses you of breaking into her home, assaulting her, and carving an 'X' in her neck >police immediately arrest you and charge you with burglary and assault that can get you life in prison >your parents get $150,000 in debt trying to hire a lawyer and post your bail >people are convinced you did it and you have no alibi to say otherwise >your mom suddenly finds a selfie pic you sent her that was dated at the time of the assault >turns out that pic clears you of all charges since it placed you away from the scene of the crime >your ex-gf gets off scott-free with no charges for lying while you had your life ruined

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Anon is not attracted to women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)00:20:15 No.79117511 I can't cope with the realization that the average woman is ugly. All these cute girls we see online are just a pretty small minority, the average man settled with an ugly girl. I seriously don't plan on settling with some ugly bitch, I rather die alone. 74 KB JPG Anonymous >>79117511 (OP) >average woman is ugly 10/14/24(Mon)00:35:40 No.79117628 This is a purely American phenomenon. Go passportmaxx op.
Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)00:20:15 No.79117511 I can't cope with the realization that the average woman is ugly. All these cute girls we see online are just a pretty small minority, the average man settled with an ugly girl. I seriously don't plan on settling with some ugly bitch, I rather die alone. 74 KB JPG Anonymous >>79117511 (OP) >average woman is ugly 10/14/24(Mon)00:35:40 No.79117628 This is a purely American phenomenon. Go passportmaxx op.

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Anon hires an escort. | /r/Greentext

File: artworks-000258325736-u9c(...).jpg (101 KB, 1080x1080) NAUGHTY AMERICA ERIK NASH PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)19:21:11 No.925983548 All right, I'll share my story >Be me 29 years old, about to turn 30. >Not bad looking, tall and fit. But still socialy retard. >Live alone, have a few friends, but they live far and only see them every two months or so, same goes for parents. >Spend most of my time between work, gym, gaming and keeping the house clean. >Not a virgin, but never had a girlfriend because said social retardation. >"Screw it, I'll try hiring an escort, a gift to myself for my own birthday" >I try searching on the internet. >Live near a big city so quickly I found one that I like and seems legit. >Contact her, she tolds me what her services are and how much she charges. 150 € an hour, cheaper than I thought. Set up a date at her place. >Go there and meet her, she is 3 or 4 years older than me. >She's suprised by me, says that her clients are all 50 year old divorcees or old farts that are cheating on their wifes, not young guys like me. >Talk a bit and we start making out. >End up f------ for nearly three hours, we both enyojed a lot, she still charges my for only 1 hour. >Couple of months passes, Ive been with her a few times and develop some kind of friendship. >She introduces me to a few of her "friends". >Start f------ a lot with escorts, like two or three per month, even do a few full ffm threesomes. >FFW to the present day, year and half later. Ive spent a lot of money but Ive f--- more than 30 women, all of them smoking hot and Ive done things that most men only dream of. >Still lonely and depressed, and I know I'll probably never have a real gf, but this is better than nothing. Why haven't you taken the escort pill, Anons? At least is better than spending money on Twitch thots or OnlyFans.
File: artworks-000258325736-u9c(...).jpg (101 KB, 1080x1080) NAUGHTY AMERICA ERIK NASH PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Anonymous 10/15/24(Tue)19:21:11 No.925983548 All right, I'll share my story >Be me 29 years old, about to turn 30. >Not bad looking, tall and fit. But still socialy retard. >Live alone, have a few friends, but they live far and only see them every two months or so, same goes for parents. >Spend most of my time between work, gym, gaming and keeping the house clean. >Not a virgin, but never had a girlfriend because said social retardation. >"Screw it, I'll try hiring an escort, a gift to myself for my own birthday" >I try searching on the internet. >Live near a big city so quickly I found one that I like and seems legit. >Contact her, she tolds me what her services are and how much she charges. 150 € an hour, cheaper than I thought. Set up a date at her place. >Go there and meet her, she is 3 or 4 years older than me. >She's suprised by me, says that her clients are all 50 year old divorcees or old farts that are cheating on their wifes, not young guys like me. >Talk a bit and we start making out. >End up f------ for nearly three hours, we both enyojed a lot, she still charges my for only 1 hour. >Couple of months passes, Ive been with her a few times and develop some kind of friendship. >She introduces me to a few of her "friends". >Start f------ a lot with escorts, like two or three per month, even do a few full ffm threesomes. >FFW to the present day, year and half later. Ive spent a lot of money but Ive f--- more than 30 women, all of them smoking hot and Ive done things that most men only dream of. >Still lonely and depressed, and I know I'll probably never have a real gf, but this is better than nothing. Why haven't you taken the escort pill, Anons? At least is better than spending money on Twitch thots or OnlyFans.

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That boy ain't right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)07:46:38 No. 168287085 >Be me >90s-2000s >Gay teen >Love King of the Hill >Turns out I'm gay for Hank >No guy can compare >> Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)07:48:26 No.168287120 >>168287085 (OP) That boy ain't right >>168287120
Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)07:46:38 No. 168287085 >Be me >90s-2000s >Gay teen >Love King of the Hill >Turns out I'm gay for Hank >No guy can compare >> Anonymous 05/20/22(Fri)07:48:26 No.168287120 >>168287085 (OP) That boy ain't right >>168287120

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Actual Anon motivation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)14:33:05 No.75303508 SON GOKU.jpg 105 KB JPG You will lift. You will do other artsy and intellectual things. You will become aesthetic. You will be a model for your kids, your family and everyone around you. Don't let them demoralize you. Society sucks, but life does not. Remind them that pure, kind and strong willed souls still exist. WAGMI, bros. : Anonymous You bet I will, Goku 10/16/24(Wed)14:39:02 No.75303530
: Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)14:33:05 No.75303508 SON GOKU.jpg 105 KB JPG You will lift. You will do other artsy and intellectual things. You will become aesthetic. You will be a model for your kids, your family and everyone around you. Don't let them demoralize you. Society sucks, but life does not. Remind them that pure, kind and strong willed souls still exist. WAGMI, bros. : Anonymous You bet I will, Goku 10/16/24(Wed)14:39:02 No.75303530

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Unfairness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)00:18:57 No.86932820 1716107419982.jpg 639 KB JPG >I'm a guy >I'll never be a magical girl >I'll never be a horse girl >I'll never be a Hololive member >I'll never get to enjoy fashion >I'll never have the special bond which exists between girls Man...
Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)00:18:57 No.86932820 1716107419982.jpg 639 KB JPG >I'm a guy >I'll never be a magical girl >I'll never be a horse girl >I'll never be a Hololive member >I'll never get to enjoy fashion >I'll never have the special bond which exists between girls Man...

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Anon misses the incel lifestyle | /r/Greentext

File: gyro.jpg (96 KB, 974x891) ...WAS COMPLETELY AND NOW, DISCONNECTED FROM THE HUMAN RACE GYRO... Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:32:20 No.79153429 >>79153519 >>79153527 >>79153529 >Went through the trials and tribulations to exorcise the incel curse and succeeded >Sometimes lie awake in bed while she's asleep and think about how I kind of miss that lifestyle >The sensation of nothing caring about you and you caring for no one, the wild abandon and being a pariah >The sensation of not valuing life at all and willing to throw it all away on a whim >Being a part of the most deadly powerful demographic in the world (young loner single white male) >Being able to fit in with the other incels in the cel spaces and laugh at dumb morbid jokes about murdering women Now I'm just another boring normalfag
File: gyro.jpg (96 KB, 974x891) ...WAS COMPLETELY AND NOW, DISCONNECTED FROM THE HUMAN RACE GYRO... Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:32:20 No.79153429 >>79153519 >>79153527 >>79153529 >Went through the trials and tribulations to exorcise the incel curse and succeeded >Sometimes lie awake in bed while she's asleep and think about how I kind of miss that lifestyle >The sensation of nothing caring about you and you caring for no one, the wild abandon and being a pariah >The sensation of not valuing life at all and willing to throw it all away on a whim >Being a part of the most deadly powerful demographic in the world (young loner single white male) >Being able to fit in with the other incels in the cel spaces and laugh at dumb morbid jokes about murdering women Now I'm just another boring normalfag

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Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:13:09 No.609770105 >cute girl >starts to swear Name anything more repulsive 3.15 MB PNG Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:13:49 No.609770148 >Name anything more repulsive OP >>609770227 # >>609770686 # >>609770729 # >>609770873 # >>609771630 # >>609778012 # >>609779128 # >>609779327 # >>609779569 # >>609780149 # >>609780203 # >>609780250 # >>609780335 # >>609780549 # >>609781303 # >>609785293 # >>609793517 # >>609795858 # >>609796435 # >>609796579 #
Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:13:09 No.609770105 >cute girl >starts to swear Name anything more repulsive 3.15 MB PNG Anonymous 08/21/22(Sun)20:13:49 No.609770148 >Name anything more repulsive OP >>609770227 # >>609770686 # >>609770729 # >>609770873 # >>609771630 # >>609778012 # >>609779128 # >>609779327 # >>609779569 # >>609780149 # >>609780203 # >>609780250 # >>609780335 # >>609780549 # >>609781303 # >>609785293 # >>609793517 # >>609795858 # >>609796435 # >>609796579 #

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File: GPW3dB5bsAASKim.jpg (77 KB, 1080x1033) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:27:12 No.79153379 >>79153401 >install tinder wanting to find a female partner or f--- buddy >find women who is really chatty >The more i chat with them the less i want a gf or even deal with them Now i think how to end the contact without looking like a selfish a------ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:29:17 No.79153401 File: 1243879612348765.jpg (44 KB, 600x441) >>79153379 (OP) # >>79153435 It took you this long to figure out that most women are kind of boring and plain to speak with?
File: GPW3dB5bsAASKim.jpg (77 KB, 1080x1033) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:27:12 No.79153379 >>79153401 >install tinder wanting to find a female partner or f--- buddy >find women who is really chatty >The more i chat with them the less i want a gf or even deal with them Now i think how to end the contact without looking like a selfish a------ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)15:29:17 No.79153401 File: 1243879612348765.jpg (44 KB, 600x441) >>79153379 (OP) # >>79153435 It took you this long to figure out that most women are kind of boring and plain to speak with?

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: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:13:04 No.79153751 images (53).jpg 6 KB JPG >>79153730 (OP) # >Crippled >Lives with mother >Trouble with romance Move over Jonkler. New Incel hero just dropped
: Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:13:04 No.79153751 images (53).jpg 6 KB JPG >>79153730 (OP) # >Crippled >Lives with mother >Trouble with romance Move over Jonkler. New Incel hero just dropped

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File: aqua pout.jpg (33 KB, 387x384) Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)19:34:02 No.79148043 >>79148063 >mfw I spent hours making an animation >it's not even one second long >and it's s---
File: aqua pout.jpg (33 KB, 387x384) Anonymous 10/16/24(Wed)19:34:02 No.79148043 >>79148063 >mfw I spent hours making an animation >it's not even one second long >and it's s---

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Anon Was a Good Friend | /r/Greentext

File: 1717873643085851.jpg (145 KB, 600x900) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)20:38:21 No.204591783 >>204592926 >>204592987 >>204592993 >>204593086 >>204593092 >>204592507 >>204592680 >>204592752 >Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett! Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator I and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! >Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. >Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend. ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:45:25 No.204592752 File: Obi-Wan-Kenobi_6d775533.jpg (69 KB, 768x432) >>204591783 (OP) >Luke.....did you know that boba fett has a sister despite being a clone? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:07:15 No.204593055 >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time you were in my house getting visibly aroused looking at your sister, I knew full well you were twins and just let you grow a massive hard-on for your own flesh and blood without even a hint that your behavior was improper? I was a good friend.
File: 1717873643085851.jpg (145 KB, 600x900) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)20:38:21 No.204591783 >>204592926 >>204592987 >>204592993 >>204593086 >>204593092 >>204592507 >>204592680 >>204592752 >Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett! Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator I and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! >Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. >Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend. ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:45:25 No.204592752 File: Obi-Wan-Kenobi_6d775533.jpg (69 KB, 768x432) >>204591783 (OP) >Luke.....did you know that boba fett has a sister despite being a clone? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:07:15 No.204593055 >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time you were in my house getting visibly aroused looking at your sister, I knew full well you were twins and just let you grow a massive hard-on for your own flesh and blood without even a hint that your behavior was improper? I was a good friend.

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