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File: 1717873643085851.jpg (145 KB, 600x900) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)20:38:21 No.204591783 >>204592926 >>204592987 >>204592993 >>204593086 >>204593092 >>204592507 >>204592680 >>204592752 >Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett! Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator I and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! >Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. >Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend. ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:45:25 No.204592752 File: Obi-Wan-Kenobi_6d775533.jpg (69 KB, 768x432) >>204591783 (OP) >Luke.....did you know that boba fett has a sister despite being a clone? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:07:15 No.204593055 >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time you were in my house getting visibly aroused looking at your sister, I knew full well you were twins and just let you grow a massive hard-on for your own flesh and blood without even a hint that your behavior was improper? I was a good friend.

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File: 1717873643085851.jpg (145 KB, 600x900) Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)20:38:21 No.204591783 >>204592926 >>204592987 >>204592993 >>204593086 >>204593092 >>204592507 >>204592680 >>204592752 >Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett! Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator I and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! >Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. >Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend. ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)21:45:25 No.204592752 File: Obi-Wan-Kenobi_6d775533.jpg (69 KB, 768x432) >>204591783 (OP) >Luke.....did you know that boba fett has a sister despite being a clone? ☐ Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)22:07:15 No.204593055 >Luke, did I ever tell you about the time you were in my house getting visibly aroused looking at your sister, I knew full well you were twins and just let you grow a massive hard-on for your own flesh and blood without even a hint that your behavior was improper? I was a good friend.

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