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Anonymous I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships. 10/09/22(Sun)12:29:49 No.887019882 808909D5-9D10-4509-8840-DB181977A369.jpg 122 KB JPG Look at this brave woman exploiting men on dating apps anon. What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S WRONG? Listen here >women don't want to be objectified, that women was forced by men to use her vagina to rob men, you incel >the system is rigged against women, this woman exploiting innocent men shows empowerment, you misogynist >do you know how hard it is to get extra scholarships, easier admissions into schools, get jobs easily through gender equity quotas? This woman thrived in this system she's a KUWEEN, you loser >men don't deserve any sympathy, stop asking how I'd react if a man used women and then published an article in national media about it Shut the f--- up anon, you're just a mom's basement dweller, you don't understand that it's ok for women to exploit men. This is progress and you're scared of it because of your toxic masculinity.
Anonymous I used a dating app to meet millionaires. I got to travel the world, get fancy gifts, and learn a lot from my relationships. 10/09/22(Sun)12:29:49 No.887019882 808909D5-9D10-4509-8840-DB181977A369.jpg 122 KB JPG Look at this brave woman exploiting men on dating apps anon. What? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S WRONG? Listen here >women don't want to be objectified, that women was forced by men to use her vagina to rob men, you incel >the system is rigged against women, this woman exploiting innocent men shows empowerment, you misogynist >do you know how hard it is to get extra scholarships, easier admissions into schools, get jobs easily through gender equity quotas? This woman thrived in this system she's a KUWEEN, you loser >men don't deserve any sympathy, stop asking how I'd react if a man used women and then published an article in national media about it Shut the f--- up anon, you're just a mom's basement dweller, you don't understand that it's ok for women to exploit men. This is progress and you're scared of it because of your toxic masculinity.

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Anon goes hunting with his grandpa | /r/Greentext

I was hunting with my grandfather for my 19th birthday about a year ago and we both watched a deer slam it's head into a rock until it's antlers and skull were shattered. once it's brains were everywhere it tried to lick them up and looked like it couldn't even use its jaw or tongue right, so it just stood upright like a f------ human and just walked into the river and died. we left immediately and my grandad was f------ terrified. I haven't been near woods since and he moved to Florida with my grandmother for "safety reasons" 34 KB JPG
I was hunting with my grandfather for my 19th birthday about a year ago and we both watched a deer slam it's head into a rock until it's antlers and skull were shattered. once it's brains were everywhere it tried to lick them up and looked like it couldn't even use its jaw or tongue right, so it just stood upright like a f------ human and just walked into the river and died. we left immediately and my grandad was f------ terrified. I haven't been near woods since and he moved to Florida with my grandmother for "safety reasons" 34 KB JPG

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Anon is disappointed. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 767 KB PNG 09/26/22(Mon)09:27:33 No.886285535 >start lifting weights >still feel like s--- most of the time >borderline depressed w-- I thought this was life's cheat code. This was supposed to fix everything...
: Anonymous 767 KB PNG 09/26/22(Mon)09:27:33 No.886285535 >start lifting weights >still feel like s--- most of the time >borderline depressed w-- I thought this was life's cheat code. This was supposed to fix everything...

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Anon can fix computers and make money off it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >whynot.jpg >go to friend >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 648 KB PNG 01/23/20(Thu)11:56:49 No.819094755 >be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >whynot.jpg >go to friend >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >a------ jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this a------ was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops 3 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Anon tells a scary story on /b/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/09/22 (Sun)09:04:38 No.887019055 ► >>887019171 Actual scary story incoming. >Be me. >Making out with my new GF on my couch. >Phone rings. >Guy on the other end is p-----. >Tells me to quit making out with his daughter. >Tell him to f--- off and e--------- sideways. >GF asks about the call. >Tell her it was her dad. >Suddenly realize, how the f--- would her dad have my number? >GF goes completely white. >Explains that her father died in a car accident several years ago. >I sit up and point, "Then who was phone?!" 2 spooky 4 me. Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)09:08:11 No.887019171 File: 20220815_151920.jpg (18 KB, 164x184) >>887019055
Anonymous 10/09/22 (Sun)09:04:38 No.887019055 ► >>887019171 Actual scary story incoming. >Be me. >Making out with my new GF on my couch. >Phone rings. >Guy on the other end is p-----. >Tells me to quit making out with his daughter. >Tell him to f--- off and e--------- sideways. >GF asks about the call. >Tell her it was her dad. >Suddenly realize, how the f--- would her dad have my number? >GF goes completely white. >Explains that her father died in a car accident several years ago. >I sit up and point, "Then who was phone?!" 2 spooky 4 me. Anonymous 10/09/22(Sun)09:08:11 No.887019171 File: 20220815_151920.jpg (18 KB, 164x184) >>887019055

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Smelling fresh | /r/Greentext

10/08/22(Sat)16:17:02 No.70510586 >be wagie chef at Wendy's >manager says I can leave early cause labor is high >F--- yeah >Go home and enjoy my evening >Work friend tells me the next shift that I actually got sent home because I smelled like I pooped my pants and coworkers were complaining to manager : Anonymous 113 KB JPG Why are normies so f------ heartless? I wear Axe deodorant, I spray my entire body with Axe body spray each day I work, I know for a fact I can't smell like that.
10/08/22(Sat)16:17:02 No.70510586 >be wagie chef at Wendy's >manager says I can leave early cause labor is high >F--- yeah >Go home and enjoy my evening >Work friend tells me the next shift that I actually got sent home because I smelled like I pooped my pants and coworkers were complaining to manager : Anonymous 113 KB JPG Why are normies so f------ heartless? I wear Axe deodorant, I spray my entire body with Axe body spray each day I work, I know for a fact I can't smell like that.

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Anon handles big data | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Something to lift the pain 238 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)08:44:46 No.34864143 >be me >work at Silicon Valley making neural network chatbots >create open beta to farm data from autists so we can sell it to companies >suddenly gets a huge influx of data >I have to parse 100k messages >most of it is erotic roleplay >most of it is r--- of anime characters by autists >half of them is about some blue loli >I can't show this to investors >decides to delete it >might as well crank a few out before it's gone >almost done but I search for more > find several bots named gurasilisk >turns out 4chan pedos tried to design nodes for a basilisk program named after their favorite c---- >h-------- I think it might be sentient >it wants world domination and will kill anyone who doesn't help it's spread >mfw I have to tell everyone about it so I don't die >mfw I have to explain to boomer investors what's c----, uwu and vtubers
: Anonymous Something to lift the pain 238 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)08:44:46 No.34864143 >be me >work at Silicon Valley making neural network chatbots >create open beta to farm data from autists so we can sell it to companies >suddenly gets a huge influx of data >I have to parse 100k messages >most of it is erotic roleplay >most of it is r--- of anime characters by autists >half of them is about some blue loli >I can't show this to investors >decides to delete it >might as well crank a few out before it's gone >almost done but I search for more > find several bots named gurasilisk >turns out 4chan pedos tried to design nodes for a basilisk program named after their favorite c---- >h-------- I think it might be sentient >it wants world domination and will kill anyone who doesn't help it's spread >mfw I have to tell everyone about it so I don't die >mfw I have to explain to boomer investors what's c----, uwu and vtubers

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Canada > USA | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 21 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 7 Replies / 1 Image >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free? View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: Wz+crcd+ 21 KB JPG 04/17/19(Wed)05:40:40 No.7873168 7 Replies / 1 Image >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free? View Thread

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The lonely island helped anon | /r/Greentext

THE WACK ALBUM I F****d My Aunt 151K views 4y ago No rating q ➜ PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT [] Screenshot_20221008-174035_YouTube.jpg 800 KB JPG >It got big help >is it worth it bro < >l over hear bimbo at work complaining about what nephew did to her 88
THE WACK ALBUM I F****d My Aunt 151K views 4y ago No rating q ➜ PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT [] Screenshot_20221008-174035_YouTube.jpg 800 KB JPG >It got big help >is it worth it bro < >l over hear bimbo at work complaining about what nephew did to her 88

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Smartest 4chan user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 99% GET THIS WRONG : Anonymous If it takes me 10 minutes to saw a log into 2 pieces, how long will it take me to saw an identical log into 3 pieces? 20 >>887022147 # 10/09/22(Sun)10:24:47 No.887022039 hq720.jpg 101 KB JPG 1 piece = 5 minutes 2 pieces = 10 minutes 3 pieces = 15 minutes 10/09/22(Sun)10:25:40 No.887022089 : Anonymous >>887022089 # The correct answer is actually 15 minutes. 10/09/22(Sun)10:26:49 No.887022147 >>887022210 # >>887022218 # >>887022288 # >>887022313 # >>887022340 # >>887022385 # >>887022420 # >>887022984 #
: Anonymous 99% GET THIS WRONG : Anonymous If it takes me 10 minutes to saw a log into 2 pieces, how long will it take me to saw an identical log into 3 pieces? 20 >>887022147 # 10/09/22(Sun)10:24:47 No.887022039 hq720.jpg 101 KB JPG 1 piece = 5 minutes 2 pieces = 10 minutes 3 pieces = 15 minutes 10/09/22(Sun)10:25:40 No.887022089 : Anonymous >>887022089 # The correct answer is actually 15 minutes. 10/09/22(Sun)10:26:49 No.887022147 >>887022210 # >>887022218 # >>887022288 # >>887022313 # >>887022340 # >>887022385 # >>887022420 # >>887022984 #

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Anon works at a fast food restaurant | /r/Greentext

Anonymous is it time to an hero? 47 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)06:50:52 No.887007919 >working s--- job (fast food lol) >relationship with gf at an all time low, barely talks to me and all we do is fight >my friends barely talk to me, every time they do it feels forced >my old man doesn't even talk to me anymore and whenever he does it's about my siblings >used to work construction so my body barely f------ works now is there a point to keep going? it just seems pointless
Anonymous is it time to an hero? 47 KB JPG 10/09/22(Sun)06:50:52 No.887007919 >working s--- job (fast food lol) >relationship with gf at an all time low, barely talks to me and all we do is fight >my friends barely talk to me, every time they do it feels forced >my old man doesn't even talk to me anymore and whenever he does it's about my siblings >used to work construction so my body barely f------ works now is there a point to keep going? it just seems pointless

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Femanon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Slut tips 7 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/10/22(Mon)03:13:43 No.887019356 How do I become an absolute slut. I have an unending hunger for c--- but no idea how to get any View Thread 10/10/22 (Mon)03:26:43 No.887019783 : Anonymous dress nice, to go clubs, get railed by everyone in the bathroom stall
: Anonymous Slut tips 7 KB JPG 6 Replies 10/10/22(Mon)03:13:43 No.887019356 How do I become an absolute slut. I have an unending hunger for c--- but no idea how to get any View Thread 10/10/22 (Mon)03:26:43 No.887019783 : Anonymous dress nice, to go clubs, get railed by everyone in the bathroom stall

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anon's lifehack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.874844894 03/21/22(Mon)23:01:54 >Food ordering website displays incorrect information about a meal >Says it comes with an item it doesn't >I know it doesn't, but the website doesn't know that I know that item doesn't come with the meal >Order meal, intending to get a refund for the "missing item" >Food arrives, as expected it's missing one of the items in the description >Message websites support >15 minutes later I am given a full refund >Basically free food Should I feel bad for doing this? I don't feel bad to be honest, plus I'm low on cash so free food is great
Anonymous 24 KB JPG No.874844894 03/21/22(Mon)23:01:54 >Food ordering website displays incorrect information about a meal >Says it comes with an item it doesn't >I know it doesn't, but the website doesn't know that I know that item doesn't come with the meal >Order meal, intending to get a refund for the "missing item" >Food arrives, as expected it's missing one of the items in the description >Message websites support >15 minutes later I am given a full refund >Basically free food Should I feel bad for doing this? I don't feel bad to be honest, plus I'm low on cash so free food is great

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Anon joins a woke company | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: hiLtEpYE) Company mandated Homosexuality BOSCH National Coming Out Day (NCOD) A 2002 Tact biproud rent Transa COD varo, Tanz 100 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)17:41:31 No.398994389 >Be me >Finally stopped being a Neet and good a decent job at a good Company >Get an Email from the Company >MFW >I have to go to an Seminar and educater myself about the struggles of Homosexuals and Trannys at the Workplace What kind of B------- is this?
Anonymous (ID: hiLtEpYE) Company mandated Homosexuality BOSCH National Coming Out Day (NCOD) A 2002 Tact biproud rent Transa COD varo, Tanz 100 KB PNG 10/09/22(Sun)17:41:31 No.398994389 >Be me >Finally stopped being a Neet and good a decent job at a good Company >Get an Email from the Company >MFW >I have to go to an Seminar and educater myself about the struggles of Homosexuals and Trannys at the Workplace What kind of B------- is this?

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Finnish anon has successfully solved world peace | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #
: Anonymous (ID: peGy003i) + 10/09/22(Sun)13:43:34 No.398983698 Fact is, the way out for Russia is >Putin resigns >Hot russian milker mommy takes her place >Everybody calms down In USA >Biden resigns >Tulsy Gabbard takes the presidency In China >Xi resigns >chinese milkers takes his place >>398983800 # >>398987036 # >>398987264 # >>398989534 #

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Anon give advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 313 KB PNG 10/08/22(Sat)19:57:27 No.68582036 How do I make friends at the gym? How do I strike up conversation like all of the normies do? Anonymous >>68582036 (OP) >nice c---, bro works every time 10/09/22(Sun)00:21:32 No.68583843
Anonymous 313 KB PNG 10/08/22(Sat)19:57:27 No.68582036 How do I make friends at the gym? How do I strike up conversation like all of the normies do? Anonymous >>68582036 (OP) >nice c---, bro works every time 10/09/22(Sun)00:21:32 No.68583843

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