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Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573
Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Anon looks for love at the border | /r/Greentext

Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.
Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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Merry Christmas from North Korea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?
: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?

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anon remembers a retard | /r/Greentext

1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?
1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?

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Anon has a gun story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"
Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"

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Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for presents. That comes later. | /r/Greentext

File: dr "m claus.jpg (442 KB, 1229x683) Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:59:08 No.207294575 ► Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn't all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA's surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name "Bane?" he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA's flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance CIA's dismissal of Bane's success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
File: dr "m claus.jpg (442 KB, 1229x683) Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:59:08 No.207294575 ► Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn't all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA's surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name "Bane?" he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA's flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance CIA's dismissal of Bane's success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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Outskilled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)08:00:36 No.698041706 POT OF GRID POT OF GREED Por OF GREED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED Por OF GREED POT OF GREEDY POT OF GREED POT OF G POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Pot of GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GR POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF CRIED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Por or GED Pot of GRUD POT OF GLED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED 1724880407753.jpg 647 KB JPG How do you respond without being mad?
Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)08:00:36 No.698041706 POT OF GRID POT OF GREED Por OF GREED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED Por OF GREED POT OF GREEDY POT OF GREED POT OF G POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Pot of GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GR POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF CRIED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Por or GED Pot of GRUD POT OF GLED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED 1724880407753.jpg 647 KB JPG How do you respond without being mad?

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Brazilian Anon presents the theory of Latin American superiority | /r/Greentext

onymous (ID: SfcfHovR 7 KB JPG 12/24/24(Tue)14:30:28 No.492241094 The Latin American Superiority Theory >doesn't have as beautiful a model as Colombian Sara Salazar >there are no fantastic women like Brazilians Bruna Butterfly or Juliana Soares >or more recently Sayuri Mattar and Hotsolzinha >doesn't have a woman as beautiful as Chilean Melanie Scarleth Beauty is Latin American
onymous (ID: SfcfHovR 7 KB JPG 12/24/24(Tue)14:30:28 No.492241094 The Latin American Superiority Theory >doesn't have as beautiful a model as Colombian Sara Salazar >there are no fantastic women like Brazilians Bruna Butterfly or Juliana Soares >or more recently Sayuri Mattar and Hotsolzinha >doesn't have a woman as beautiful as Chilean Melanie Scarleth Beauty is Latin American

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Anon drives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/11/24(Wed)10:34:37 No.505685281 238 KB JPG >buy new racing vidya >launch it >immediately jump into a multiplayer race without doing any tutorials or any singleplayer races or anything >race starts >go backwards ramming everyone just kidding, i don't actually do this but it would be really funny if i did
Anonymous 12/11/24(Wed)10:34:37 No.505685281 238 KB JPG >buy new racing vidya >launch it >immediately jump into a multiplayer race without doing any tutorials or any singleplayer races or anything >race starts >go backwards ramming everyone just kidding, i don't actually do this but it would be really funny if i did

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Anon wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:41:06 No.698215275 Merry Christmas you guys Peace on earth and goodwill towards men >>698215853 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:30 No.698215658 >>698220325 # >>698220875 # >>698229275 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:58 No.698215687 >>698229579 # Anonymous 1.22 MB GIF >>698216409 # 12/24/24(Tue)11:55:16 No.698215853 >>698215275 # what about women?
Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:41:06 No.698215275 Merry Christmas you guys Peace on earth and goodwill towards men >>698215853 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:30 No.698215658 >>698220325 # >>698220875 # >>698229275 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:58 No.698215687 >>698229579 # Anonymous 1.22 MB GIF >>698216409 # 12/24/24(Tue)11:55:16 No.698215853 >>698215275 # what about women?

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OP got a reality check | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 502 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)00:12:09 No.558399151 >two armies meet after much anticipation >end game finale, supposed to be a major battle of epic proportions > Literally just a group of 4-6 people shooting at each other Name a bigger let down Anonymous >name a bigger letdown Okay. 06/06/21(Sun)00:13:12 No.558399243 >Spend 9 months carrying child >spend 25 years raising it >it turns out to be OP >>558399530 # >>558399565 # >>558399640 # >>558399869 # >>558399959 # >>558400048 # >>558400059 # >>558400187 # >>558400321 # >>558400648 # >>558400685 # >>558400710 # >>558402545 # >>558402651 #>>558402682 # >>558402792 # >>558403595 # >>558403614 # >>558404184 # >>558404687 # >>558404880 # >>558405015 # >>558406015 #1
Anonymous 502 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)00:12:09 No.558399151 >two armies meet after much anticipation >end game finale, supposed to be a major battle of epic proportions > Literally just a group of 4-6 people shooting at each other Name a bigger let down Anonymous >name a bigger letdown Okay. 06/06/21(Sun)00:13:12 No.558399243 >Spend 9 months carrying child >spend 25 years raising it >it turns out to be OP >>558399530 # >>558399565 # >>558399640 # >>558399869 # >>558399959 # >>558400048 # >>558400059 # >>558400187 # >>558400321 # >>558400648 # >>558400685 # >>558400710 # >>558402545 # >>558402651 #>>558402682 # >>558402792 # >>558403595 # >>558403614 # >>558404184 # >>558404687 # >>558404880 # >>558405015 # >>558406015 #1

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Anon and Star Wars Canon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous STAR WARS 134 KB JPG more than once. 02/22/24(Thu)17:47:30 No.142373521 >"Legends was never canon. Lucas was barely involved in it at all and would've reconned it all eventually regardless." >But the Sequel Trilogy had no involvement from Lucas at all. >"That was after Disney bought Star Wars. Everything Disney makes us canon." >But Disney canon has reconned itself >"That's because the books and shows are lesser canon". >So the OT, PT, and Clone Wars were greater canon before the buyout with Legends being lesser canon then? >"No! Legends was never canon!" >Can we at least agree Legends is higher quality than the Sequel Trilogy? >"This has nothing to do with quality! It has to do with canon!" How is it that almost every conversation about Legends vs Canon online ends up devolving into this idiotic loop? Do people actually think like this or is this just some standard botted reply?
Anonymous STAR WARS 134 KB JPG more than once. 02/22/24(Thu)17:47:30 No.142373521 >"Legends was never canon. Lucas was barely involved in it at all and would've reconned it all eventually regardless." >But the Sequel Trilogy had no involvement from Lucas at all. >"That was after Disney bought Star Wars. Everything Disney makes us canon." >But Disney canon has reconned itself >"That's because the books and shows are lesser canon". >So the OT, PT, and Clone Wars were greater canon before the buyout with Legends being lesser canon then? >"No! Legends was never canon!" >Can we at least agree Legends is higher quality than the Sequel Trilogy? >"This has nothing to do with quality! It has to do with canon!" How is it that almost every conversation about Legends vs Canon online ends up devolving into this idiotic loop? Do people actually think like this or is this just some standard botted reply?

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Anon is from medieval times | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing
Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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Anon realizes there's no original stories anymore | /r/Greentext

>>274357506 >>274357575 >>274357714 >>274363294 Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)13:59:14 No.274356082 File: ems.jpg (553 KB, 1400x2100) RUDOLPH >>274355576 >kicked out of the party >my weakest skill was actually the STRONGEST >tags: regret
>>274357506 >>274357575 >>274357714 >>274363294 Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)13:59:14 No.274356082 File: ems.jpg (553 KB, 1400x2100) RUDOLPH >>274355576 >kicked out of the party >my weakest skill was actually the STRONGEST >tags: regret

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Anon gets a massage | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 477 KB GIF 11/05/23(Sun)15:35:13 No.75311559 >be me, 30 year old khv wizard >Back-and-shoulders day at the gym, working out with a much younger coworker (22) who asked for my help to get in shape >coworker offers lunch at his house after we get done, I take him up on it >when we get there he introduces me to his wife, very pleasant young woman, she makes a lunch for us >coworker asks me to stay to watch football, I agree to >his wife asks how things are going at the gym, she thanks me for helping him out >realize this is the first positive thing a woman has said to me in a long time >during the game, coworker sits on the floor in front of his wife who sits on the couch and massages his shoulders >coworker notices me staring >I say It must be nice to have a free masseuse >they laugh and she says Come here, your turn >I try to say no, but neither of them will have any of that and the coworker practically drags me over to sit on the floor in front of his wife >she begins to rub my shoulders and I am not exaggerating when I tell you it was the most pleasurable physical experiences I have ever felt, this is the first time that a woman has touched me with gentleness >Struck by an intense wave of depression as I realize that my younger coworker has figured out how to convince a woman to touch him gently at 22 while I am f------ 30 years old and still cannot even figure out how to get a woman to go on a date with me. >My coworker has figured out how not to be a lonely man at 22 and I am a 30 year old man who has never even kissed a girl >actually start crying and stand up to leave >both of them ask me what is wrong and try to keep me from leaving >I just keep saying I am sorry and run out to my car, feel deep shame as I watch them stare at me sobbing in my car as I back out of their driveway and speed off >coworker texts me asking me to call him when I can I hate myself so much, I cannot stand it. I bore witness to a life literally a hundred times better than my own and it broke me.
Anonymous 477 KB GIF 11/05/23(Sun)15:35:13 No.75311559 >be me, 30 year old khv wizard >Back-and-shoulders day at the gym, working out with a much younger coworker (22) who asked for my help to get in shape >coworker offers lunch at his house after we get done, I take him up on it >when we get there he introduces me to his wife, very pleasant young woman, she makes a lunch for us >coworker asks me to stay to watch football, I agree to >his wife asks how things are going at the gym, she thanks me for helping him out >realize this is the first positive thing a woman has said to me in a long time >during the game, coworker sits on the floor in front of his wife who sits on the couch and massages his shoulders >coworker notices me staring >I say It must be nice to have a free masseuse >they laugh and she says Come here, your turn >I try to say no, but neither of them will have any of that and the coworker practically drags me over to sit on the floor in front of his wife >she begins to rub my shoulders and I am not exaggerating when I tell you it was the most pleasurable physical experiences I have ever felt, this is the first time that a woman has touched me with gentleness >Struck by an intense wave of depression as I realize that my younger coworker has figured out how to convince a woman to touch him gently at 22 while I am f------ 30 years old and still cannot even figure out how to get a woman to go on a date with me. >My coworker has figured out how not to be a lonely man at 22 and I am a 30 year old man who has never even kissed a girl >actually start crying and stand up to leave >both of them ask me what is wrong and try to keep me from leaving >I just keep saying I am sorry and run out to my car, feel deep shame as I watch them stare at me sobbing in my car as I back out of their driveway and speed off >coworker texts me asking me to call him when I can I hate myself so much, I cannot stand it. I bore witness to a life literally a hundred times better than my own and it broke me.

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Which way warrior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 16:24:35 No.698170907 swords.jpg 274 KB JPG >two swords >sword and shield >big sword which way, warrior man?
Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 16:24:35 No.698170907 swords.jpg 274 KB JPG >two swords >sword and shield >big sword which way, warrior man?

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Redditors really are dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f< would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors
Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f< would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)13:35:55 No.146871119 Did you draw any of your favorite characters today? 706 KB PNG Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 13:37:00 No.146871131 i dont think ive drawn since i was about 15, i wasnt that good anyways and i just tried to draw women like ophellia or some s--- Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon) 13:39:42 No.146871160 I'm too scared it'll look bad >>146871191 # Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)13:40:21 No.146871166 Technically, yes. I drew Buzz Buzzard sitting on a locker room bench while a brazilian vulture soccer mascot sniffs his armpit
Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)13:35:55 No.146871119 Did you draw any of your favorite characters today? 706 KB PNG Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 13:37:00 No.146871131 i dont think ive drawn since i was about 15, i wasnt that good anyways and i just tried to draw women like ophellia or some s--- Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon) 13:39:42 No.146871160 I'm too scared it'll look bad >>146871191 # Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)13:40:21 No.146871166 Technically, yes. I drew Buzz Buzzard sitting on a locker room bench while a brazilian vulture soccer mascot sniffs his armpit

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Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.72396754 69 KB JPG >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.
Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.72396754 69 KB JPG >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.

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Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)14:40:34 No.146871728 vlcsnap-2024-12-23-13h39m38s805.png 2.14 MB PNG ZIPPITY DOO DAH ZIPPITY AY PRUNING GOOD THREADS MEANS THE JANNIES ARE GAY ⠀ Anonymous >>146871728 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)14:53:18 No.146871872 Plenty of Coombait, and a fetish charcuteries, autisimy do dah, OP is a gay! Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 14:54:24 No.146871882 Xitter screenshots on my Blue Board, it's ragebait, it's fake and gay, it's overall homosexual!
Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)14:40:34 No.146871728 vlcsnap-2024-12-23-13h39m38s805.png 2.14 MB PNG ZIPPITY DOO DAH ZIPPITY AY PRUNING GOOD THREADS MEANS THE JANNIES ARE GAY ⠀ Anonymous >>146871728 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)14:53:18 No.146871872 Plenty of Coombait, and a fetish charcuteries, autisimy do dah, OP is a gay! Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 14:54:24 No.146871882 Xitter screenshots on my Blue Board, it's ragebait, it's fake and gay, it's overall homosexual!

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