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Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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>>274357506 >>274357575 >>274357714 >>274363294 Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)13:59:14 No.274356082 File: ems.jpg (553 KB, 1400x2100) RUDOLPH >>274355576 >kicked out of the party >my weakest skill was actually the STRONGEST >tags: regret

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Anonymous 477 KB GIF 11/05/23(Sun)15:35:13 No.75311559 >be me, 30 year old khv wizard >Back-and-shoulders day at the gym, working out with a much younger coworker (22) who asked for my help to get in shape >coworker offers lunch at his house after we get done, I take him up on it >when we get there he introduces me to his wife, very pleasant young woman, she makes a lunch for us >coworker asks me to stay to watch football, I agree to >his wife asks how things are going at the gym, she thanks me for helping him out >realize this is the first positive thing a woman has said to me in a long time >during the game, coworker sits on the floor in front of his wife who sits on the couch and massages his shoulders >coworker notices me staring >I say It must be nice to have a free masseuse >they laugh and she says Come here, your turn >I try to say no, but neither of them will have any of that and the coworker practically drags me over to sit on the floor in front of his wife >she begins to rub my shoulders and I am not exaggerating when I tell you it was the most pleasurable physical experiences I have ever felt, this is the first time that a woman has touched me with gentleness >Struck by an intense wave of depression as I realize that my younger coworker has figured out how to convince a woman to touch him gently at 22 while I am f------ 30 years old and still cannot even figure out how to get a woman to go on a date with me. >My coworker has figured out how not to be a lonely man at 22 and I am a 30 year old man who has never even kissed a girl >actually start crying and stand up to leave >both of them ask me what is wrong and try to keep me from leaving >I just keep saying I am sorry and run out to my car, feel deep shame as I watch them stare at me sobbing in my car as I back out of their driveway and speed off >coworker texts me asking me to call him when I can I hate myself so much, I cannot stand it. I bore witness to a life literally a hundred times better than my own and it broke me.

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Which way warrior? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 16:24:35 No.698170907 swords.jpg 274 KB JPG >two swords >sword and shield >big sword which way, warrior man?

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Redditors really are dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f< would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)13:35:55 No.146871119 Did you draw any of your favorite characters today? 706 KB PNG Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 13:37:00 No.146871131 i dont think ive drawn since i was about 15, i wasnt that good anyways and i just tried to draw women like ophellia or some s--- Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon) 13:39:42 No.146871160 I'm too scared it'll look bad >>146871191 # Anonymous >>146871119 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)13:40:21 No.146871166 Technically, yes. I drew Buzz Buzzard sitting on a locker room bench while a brazilian vulture soccer mascot sniffs his armpit

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Anon meets a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/28/23(Tue)10:12:24 No.72396754 69 KB JPG >meet girl in uni work group >ultra broken english with a strong russian accent, cute >talk about video games and go out together a few times >invite me over to her place >hellyes >arrive at her place, she lets me in >her pets (a prussian blue and rottweiler) come after hearing me at the door >"Those are my pets, kat and dog!" >no s---? >"What are they called?" >she gets the biggest s----eating grin imaginable >she points at the cat "He is Dog" >wut.jpg >then she points at the dog "She is Kat" >about to correct her as she's giggling >"It's short for Katarina and Douglas" She's the one, bros.

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Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon)14:40:34 No.146871728 vlcsnap-2024-12-23-13h39m38s805.png 2.14 MB PNG ZIPPITY DOO DAH ZIPPITY AY PRUNING GOOD THREADS MEANS THE JANNIES ARE GAY ⠀ Anonymous >>146871728 (OP) # 12/23/24(Mon)14:53:18 No.146871872 Plenty of Coombait, and a fetish charcuteries, autisimy do dah, OP is a gay! Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 14:54:24 No.146871882 Xitter screenshots on my Blue Board, it's ragebait, it's fake and gay, it's overall homosexual!

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Why wasn't I told life is over after 30? Why wasn't I told life is over(...) 12/23/24(Mon)04:44:05 No.21789638 It only hurts when I think 53 KB JPG >34 soon >havent enjoyed my life since 25ish >no friends, sex, or social life beyond hookers since 2018 >have dreams about being at a party in HS/College and then wake up alone in my 123sq ft apartment and get ready for work >can no longer hide behind youthful, plausible deniability about why you're alone and haven't "figured things out" >see peers with partners and children and feel weird and sad like a rotten adult infant >too old and social media retarded to participate in youth culture >can tell father is embarrassed, disappointed, and had disassociated from me to preserve his mental health. This is a slow motion nightmare

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Anonymous 899 KB PNG >be me 09/21/23(Thu)09:50:15 No.15760341 >browsing plebbit r/Am/TheAsshole >see a post titled "would I be the a------ for giving my wife my old Airpods" >why the f < would that make anybody the a------ >post is about a 40 year old man who got a new pair of airpods for free so he wants to give his wife his old pair >says her birthday is coming up and he got her a couple other gifts and would it be weird if he gave her the old pair instead of the new one >man is absolutely blasted in the comments >people call him disgusting, selfish, creepy, arrogant >some femoid goes off screaming about how everyone always ignores women's birthdays >another dude points out the man got his wife other birthday gifts and is downvoted into oblivion >several people say this marriage sounds like it's headed for divorce >have idea >literally copy the post word for word, change genders and ages so that it's an 18yo girl asking if she can give her 20yo boyfriend the headphones >votes roll in, 95% not the a------ >guys saying "you would be spoiling him too much" >guys saying "you already got him other gifts why not keep both pairs of headphones" >guys saying fake boyfriend is creepy for dating "someone so young AND expecting fancy gifts" >just as expected >close plebbit and thank god that i'm not a soyboy Man, no wonder people hate redditors

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Eric Roberts cca may 84 KB JPG also into finance >Be me, 23M >Hardcore finance nerd >Go through company financials day and night like an autist, deciding where to invest >Eventually grew a portfolio in the 7 figures within a few years >Go on a date with a chick who is >mid conversation, she mentions that she sold all her shares in tesla and starbucks due to their low ESG scores >eventually ends up asking me what I have in my portfolio >Lockheed Martin, General Dynamic, Exxon Mobil, Royal Dutch Shell, Phillip Morris, Imperial Brands, Anheuser Busch, Heineken, Wells Fargo, JP Morgan >She seems visibly uncomfortable >in an attempt to change the topic, she asks me what car I drive >1984 Toyota Hilux >She gets up and leaves

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Anon makes a theory of the third world war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 00VZK+5c 12/23/24(Mon)02:39:15 No.492120665 >>492119633 # Checked >Trump invades Greenland >EU condemns, declares war >Tough guy Trudeau declares war for Canada >NATO dissolves >Ukraine collapses overnight >Trump-Putin alliance formed >Europoors freeze to death when Russian energy cut off and HAARP blots out the sun for months >Trump stages false flag with Mexico >Trump takes Canada >Trump takes Mexico >Trump takes Greenland >Kim joins Trump-Putin alliance >Kim volunteers to sacrifice North Korea for Trump, his only true friend in the world >Kim nukes China >10 million 4" penised 4' North Koreans rush the border >B63 nuclear bombs annihilate China's pacific coast >w----- uprising >Belt & Road is over >SATAN-2s annihilate Israel >Trump annihilates South Korea, unifies the peninsula under Kim's heir Kim jong bing bong >Putin reforms renewed USSR >Superpowers keep each other in check >World peace except in Africa which becomes a hunting ground for racists >N------ shot from trains like buffalo >World peace

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Anon defends Manifest Destiny | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UKjwOUZC 12/23/24(Mon)01:46:14 No.492118209 >>492116906 (OP) # >INVADE GREENLAND >INVADE CANADA >INVADE MEXICO >INVADE CUBA LETS F------ GO BOIS WE WILL TAKE WHAT IS OUR RIGHT BY MANIFEST DESTINY >>492118379 # >>492118834 #

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Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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