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12/07/24(Sat) 14:30:18 No.696511223 Anonymous Trannies ruined all my hobbies Anonymous 12/07/24(Sat) 14:31:26 No.696124521 >>696511223 Killyourself f----- Anonymous 12/07/24(Sat)14:32:49 No.685219246 >>696124521 >killyourself I would kill myself but trannies ruined that hobby too
12/07/24(Sat) 14:30:18 No.696511223 Anonymous Trannies ruined all my hobbies Anonymous 12/07/24(Sat) 14:31:26 No.696124521 >>696511223 Killyourself f----- Anonymous 12/07/24(Sat)14:32:49 No.685219246 >>696124521 >killyourself I would kill myself but trannies ruined that hobby too

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Yes, it is time...... | /r/Greentext

>And now, the end is near >And so I face the final curtain >My friend, I'll say it clear >I'll state my case, of which I'm certain >I've lived a life that's full >I traveled each and every highway >And more, much more than this I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaay
>And now, the end is near >And so I face the final curtain >My friend, I'll say it clear >I'll state my case, of which I'm certain >I've lived a life that's full >I traveled each and every highway >And more, much more than this I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaay

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Saddest greentext | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours
Anonymous 07/15/15(Wed)22:26:34 No.628235434 >>628236559 >be me >having 18th birthday at home >pretty chill time with friends >brother asks if me I want to see his Minecraft world >tell him to go away >see he's hurt >feel guilty and say I'll check it out later >never check it >a few months later, brother gets leukemia >pray he gets better >he doesn't >brother dies >feels like s--- >turn 21 >packing stuff up for college >notice brother's old laptop >for some reason, remembers broken promise >charge up computer >boot up Minecraft >see world named "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!!" >load up world >beginning to tear up at this point >world loads >look around and see cake everywhere >giant pixel cake in front of me >balloons across the sky >turn around and see "HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY" built with blocks >under b-day message is a sign >sign says "happy birthday anon. You're the best brother ever. :DDD" >f------ cry for hours

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Anon has been called a misogynist by men. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG >gf gets frequent UTIs 56 No.972009571 >gf gets prescribed a heavy UTI antibiotic to take prophylactically >antibiotic makes her feel nauseous and gives her headaches and she has to take it after everytime we have sex >antibiotic also may cause issues when pregnant/breastfeeding and can cause kidney damage with long term use >ask her to go talk to her gynecologist during her next appointment >gynecologist pretty much shrugs and says its the only real option >concerned what long-term use of antibiotic will do to her so decided to ask a girl forum if they have similar experiences or advice. >get called a misogynist, and a p------------ for thinking I know better when I'm a man and don't know what it's like and I should shut up because I'm a typical a------ man who thinks he knows better than my gf or her doctor >just care about my girlfriend and wanted some other anecdotal stories >ask again the next day but leave out the part I'm a guy asking for my girlfriend >get actual real advice and similar stories
Anonymous 9 KB JPG >gf gets frequent UTIs 56 No.972009571 >gf gets prescribed a heavy UTI antibiotic to take prophylactically >antibiotic makes her feel nauseous and gives her headaches and she has to take it after everytime we have sex >antibiotic also may cause issues when pregnant/breastfeeding and can cause kidney damage with long term use >ask her to go talk to her gynecologist during her next appointment >gynecologist pretty much shrugs and says its the only real option >concerned what long-term use of antibiotic will do to her so decided to ask a girl forum if they have similar experiences or advice. >get called a misogynist, and a p------------ for thinking I know better when I'm a man and don't know what it's like and I should shut up because I'm a typical a------ man who thinks he knows better than my gf or her doctor >just care about my girlfriend and wanted some other anecdotal stories >ask again the next day but leave out the part I'm a guy asking for my girlfriend >get actual real advice and similar stories

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The stabber cries out in pain as he stabs German-Anon. | /r/Greentext

12/06/24(Fri)11:21:22 No.490600063 A victim of the Mannheim terror attack in Germany has now been convicted of anti-Islam hate speech: Stabbed by an Islamist, now silenced by the state Why are Germans mega cucked? Its so f------ unreal. >Waves of arabs and poos invade Germany >Random germanon complains that the arabs are violent r--- jihadist >Religion of peace jihadist stabs the Germanon in retaliation >Buck broken police dont want to appear racist, so they apprehend the germanon instead of the knife wielding arab >They all get stabbed, one cops dies >FFW to today the Germanon gets fined for hate speech against the arab.
12/06/24(Fri)11:21:22 No.490600063 A victim of the Mannheim terror attack in Germany has now been convicted of anti-Islam hate speech: Stabbed by an Islamist, now silenced by the state Why are Germans mega cucked? Its so f------ unreal. >Waves of arabs and poos invade Germany >Random germanon complains that the arabs are violent r--- jihadist >Religion of peace jihadist stabs the Germanon in retaliation >Buck broken police dont want to appear racist, so they apprehend the germanon instead of the knife wielding arab >They all get stabbed, one cops dies >FFW to today the Germanon gets fined for hate speech against the arab.

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Silence is golden | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FROM THE HUMANS 11/28/24(Thu)17:30:43 No.206430365 WHO BROUGHT YOU "FINDING NEMO DISNEY PIXAR WALL•E JUNE 27 WALL E www.WALL-E.COM MV5BMjExMTg5OTUONF5BMI5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMxMzMzMw@@._V1_FMjp 180 KB JPG >first 30 minutes don't have a single line of spoken dialogue >tells an immensely beautiful story anyways How did they do it?
Anonymous FROM THE HUMANS 11/28/24(Thu)17:30:43 No.206430365 WHO BROUGHT YOU "FINDING NEMO DISNEY PIXAR WALL•E JUNE 27 WALL E www.WALL-E.COM MV5BMjExMTg5OTUONF5BMI5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjMxMzMzMw@@._V1_FMjp 180 KB JPG >first 30 minutes don't have a single line of spoken dialogue >tells an immensely beautiful story anyways How did they do it?

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Brond. the James, Names Bond | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6MlaTeQ/ ) [+] 12/06/24(Fri)23:56:02 No.490582752 978 KB JPG >>490571838 (OP) # >marry pretty actress >shes 10 years younger than you >you have 5 kids together >she quits to be a mom >It's fine, you're the second best Bond after Connery and that's only because they gave you s------- movies to be in. You're living very comfortably. >loyal, great wife, all you kids are normal and stay off drugs and out of jail >she puts on weight but at this point you're 70 and she's 60 >the MRA people think you should abandon her for a 10/10 18 year old >everyone else memes that you're a fat fetishist >seems like everyone involved is just nice and normal and genuinely loves each other
Anonymous (ID: 6MlaTeQ/ ) [+] 12/06/24(Fri)23:56:02 No.490582752 978 KB JPG >>490571838 (OP) # >marry pretty actress >shes 10 years younger than you >you have 5 kids together >she quits to be a mom >It's fine, you're the second best Bond after Connery and that's only because they gave you s------- movies to be in. You're living very comfortably. >loyal, great wife, all you kids are normal and stay off drugs and out of jail >she puts on weight but at this point you're 70 and she's 60 >the MRA people think you should abandon her for a 10/10 18 year old >everyone else memes that you're a fat fetishist >seems like everyone involved is just nice and normal and genuinely loves each other

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Hairy tits | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 408 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser >it costs a fortune Wat do/b/? Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP
Anonymous 408 KB JPG 02/15/19(Fri)08:45:18 No.792708139 >be me >transgender >start hormones and start developing t--- >they are hairy as f--- >ask endocrinologist if it will ever stop >he says no and that i need laser >it costs a fortune Wat do/b/? Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)08:47:01 No.792708238 >try to spit in the face of God >Become genetic abomination Things seem to be taking their natural course OP

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Anon talks about life in the 21st century. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 179 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)13:18:31 No.71109207 Our system was built on the premise that there would be a woman at home to cook, clean, and raise the kids while the man worked. Now a single person has to: - Work a full-time job - Cook - Clean - Maintain relationships - Go to school if they want a job they can actually afford a house with And that's not even including self-care, both physical and mental, and raising children (if you have them). It's impossible for one person to have time to do all of this, not to mention extremely exhausting and unhealthy.
Anonymous 179 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)13:18:31 No.71109207 Our system was built on the premise that there would be a woman at home to cook, clean, and raise the kids while the man worked. Now a single person has to: - Work a full-time job - Cook - Clean - Maintain relationships - Go to school if they want a job they can actually afford a house with And that's not even including self-care, both physical and mental, and raising children (if you have them). It's impossible for one person to have time to do all of this, not to mention extremely exhausting and unhealthy.

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Coomers gonna coom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 148 KB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)20:17:31 No.928324132 >be me >decide to get into Marvel comics >thought it'd be cool, maybe nerdy fun >first issue: Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat >absolute bombshells on every page >move to X-Men >Jean Grey, Rogue, Psylocke, Emma Frost >pic related >these artists clearly haven't felt grass in years >every panel is pure thirst trap >start busting ropes nightly >try Avengers for variety >Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, Black Widow >straight-up hentai with dialogue at this point >can't read without pants off >just me, tissues, and my iPad >tfw comics turned me into a degenerate coomer
Anonymous 148 KB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)20:17:31 No.928324132 >be me >decide to get into Marvel comics >thought it'd be cool, maybe nerdy fun >first issue: Mary Jane, Gwen Stacy, Black Cat >absolute bombshells on every page >move to X-Men >Jean Grey, Rogue, Psylocke, Emma Frost >pic related >these artists clearly haven't felt grass in years >every panel is pure thirst trap >start busting ropes nightly >try Avengers for variety >Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk, Black Widow >straight-up hentai with dialogue at this point >can't read without pants off >just me, tissues, and my iPad >tfw comics turned me into a degenerate coomer

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Gatekeeping fitanon | /r/Greentext

File: istockphoto-1372787347-612x612.jpg (58 KB, 612x408) gym pajeets Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)18:06:57 No.75552562 growing up never seen a single pajeet in my middle/high-school participating in any sport well, actually never seen a single pajeet running/jogging i had an idea that maybe they can't even run there was one pajeet kid in my school who wanted to play soccer with us but he couldn't even run for 2 mins straight, he had a condition, he had to take some "protein injection" every 3 months during my college, there was pajeet in my project group who broke his arm but it took like more than 6 months for him to heal, generally it shouldn't take more than a month but moving to a new city (a pretty diverse place), I am seeing a good number of them hitting the gym, good for them I guess? most of them are old men can't even do rudimentary free-hand exercises come in pack after 6pm and keep the equipment occupied with their retarded exercises, for example, they use the smith machines to lift just the bar, which is 25lb, they can easily use a 25lb barbell for that, but they don't many of them are like working out for years with little to no visible improvement they have weird ass physique and i think they also suffer from deformed muscle insertions (assuming from how they move their limbs) why do they even go to the gym? what keeps them motivated? never understood
File: istockphoto-1372787347-612x612.jpg (58 KB, 612x408) gym pajeets Anonymous 12/06/24(Fri)18:06:57 No.75552562 growing up never seen a single pajeet in my middle/high-school participating in any sport well, actually never seen a single pajeet running/jogging i had an idea that maybe they can't even run there was one pajeet kid in my school who wanted to play soccer with us but he couldn't even run for 2 mins straight, he had a condition, he had to take some "protein injection" every 3 months during my college, there was pajeet in my project group who broke his arm but it took like more than 6 months for him to heal, generally it shouldn't take more than a month but moving to a new city (a pretty diverse place), I am seeing a good number of them hitting the gym, good for them I guess? most of them are old men can't even do rudimentary free-hand exercises come in pack after 6pm and keep the equipment occupied with their retarded exercises, for example, they use the smith machines to lift just the bar, which is 25lb, they can easily use a 25lb barbell for that, but they don't many of them are like working out for years with little to no visible improvement they have weird ass physique and i think they also suffer from deformed muscle insertions (assuming from how they move their limbs) why do they even go to the gym? what keeps them motivated? never understood

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Acknowledge her | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 392 KB WEBP 12/6/2024, 7:25:25 PM > be me No.96491134 > yesterday my girlfriend was messing around with filters on her phone while i was watching wwe > shows me a beard filter > she looks exactly like Roman Reigns > like, mannerisms and facial structure, everything > point out on tv who is Roman Reigns > we both laugh about it > fast forward to later, Roman just won Survivor Series > we're having sex, can't stop thinking about how Roman is the original tribal chief > should I be worried?
Anonymous 392 KB WEBP 12/6/2024, 7:25:25 PM > be me No.96491134 > yesterday my girlfriend was messing around with filters on her phone while i was watching wwe > shows me a beard filter > she looks exactly like Roman Reigns > like, mannerisms and facial structure, everything > point out on tv who is Roman Reigns > we both laugh about it > fast forward to later, Roman just won Survivor Series > we're having sex, can't stop thinking about how Roman is the original tribal chief > should I be worried?

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The perfect hit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: vac51|ID Another White W? 62 KB JPG schedule 12/06/24(Fri)20:17:37 No.490616753 >White dude >plans hit for days >arrives in NYC 10 days before shooting, takes bus from Atlanta >checks into busy hostel on Upper West Side to not get noticed. >uses fake New Jersey ID >scouts area, studies Thompson's >waits outside Hilton for 5 minutes >sees Thompson, shoots him in back and leg >weapon jams, fixes it fast, keeps shooting >uses silencer, not one notices him >flees on foot through pre planned path >hops on e-bike, rides toward Central Park >gets away clean, police have 200+ images >DNA on water bottle, candy wrapper, Starbucks cup of him >police find mobile phone on escape route >hostel receptionist recalls him smiling, mask down >still cannot catch him, not even his name >almost whole nation supports him >even though he killed a white man, /pol/ supports him >doesn't hurt any bystanders or innocents Is he the epitome of why the white race is supreme?
Anonymous (ID: vac51|ID Another White W? 62 KB JPG schedule 12/06/24(Fri)20:17:37 No.490616753 >White dude >plans hit for days >arrives in NYC 10 days before shooting, takes bus from Atlanta >checks into busy hostel on Upper West Side to not get noticed. >uses fake New Jersey ID >scouts area, studies Thompson's >waits outside Hilton for 5 minutes >sees Thompson, shoots him in back and leg >weapon jams, fixes it fast, keeps shooting >uses silencer, not one notices him >flees on foot through pre planned path >hops on e-bike, rides toward Central Park >gets away clean, police have 200+ images >DNA on water bottle, candy wrapper, Starbucks cup of him >police find mobile phone on escape route >hostel receptionist recalls him smiling, mask down >still cannot catch him, not even his name >almost whole nation supports him >even though he killed a white man, /pol/ supports him >doesn't hurt any bystanders or innocents Is he the epitome of why the white race is supreme?

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Double standard? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>1366571 (OP) # 12/06/24(Fri)12:53:20 No.1366575 >unarmed white woman gets shot by cop >no riots >black thief has a heart attack while resisting arrest >the entire country riots for a year >>1366576 #
: Anonymous >>1366571 (OP) # 12/06/24(Fri)12:53:20 No.1366575 >unarmed white woman gets shot by cop >no riots >black thief has a heart attack while resisting arrest >the entire country riots for a year >>1366576 #

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Anon doesn’t give a damn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 397 KB JPG 12/05/24(Thu)23:23:02 No.79675568 >Omg anon! You are the perfect man! I love how you dont care about my past or mind that I club and party almost 24/7 >TFW not once have I ever even considered introducing this woman to my family
Anonymous 397 KB JPG 12/05/24(Thu)23:23:02 No.79675568 >Omg anon! You are the perfect man! I love how you dont care about my past or mind that I club and party almost 24/7 >TFW not once have I ever even considered introducing this woman to my family

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Man just wanted to be a grandpa | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)03:14:01 No.695687838 vanciele.jpg 107 KB JPG >remember my four year old daughter, gordon? >she's grown now, gordon >f--- my daughter, gordon >please, gordon, just rail her already, gordon what the f--- was his deal Portal Storm Contac The Wynk k THE TIMES COMBINE ROLLS A FAT BLUNT
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)03:14:01 No.695687838 vanciele.jpg 107 KB JPG >remember my four year old daughter, gordon? >she's grown now, gordon >f--- my daughter, gordon >please, gordon, just rail her already, gordon what the f--- was his deal Portal Storm Contac The Wynk k THE TIMES COMBINE ROLLS A FAT BLUNT

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing
Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24(Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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Anon stops gooning | /r/Greentext

coomer is too high. >>39355027 (OP). >stop gooning 10 days ago >meditate every day and read the coiled serpent every day >go to work today after WFH for weeks >actually talk to people in my loud baritone voice instead of avoiding everyone like a bitch >maybe next time I'll actually talk to a girl I don't know if it's just placebo but I'll stick to it. The price of being a
coomer is too high. >>39355027 (OP). >stop gooning 10 days ago >meditate every day and read the coiled serpent every day >go to work today after WFH for weeks >actually talk to people in my loud baritone voice instead of avoiding everyone like a bitch >maybe next time I'll actually talk to a girl I don't know if it's just placebo but I'll stick to it. The price of being a

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Anon hates the Red Scare | /r/Greentext

File: inbound7413181611322871097.jpg (244 KB, 2000x2000) Left Authoritarian Right Man I love the Red Scare Anonymous (ID: JZjk3zRC) 12/06/24(Fri)15:38:25 No.490590644 ► >Criticize capitalism >Get replies saying communism killed 100 bajillion people >Say you don't want communism >People can't read so you have even more replies saying you're a tankie Man I love the Red Scare Libertarian
File: inbound7413181611322871097.jpg (244 KB, 2000x2000) Left Authoritarian Right Man I love the Red Scare Anonymous (ID: JZjk3zRC) 12/06/24(Fri)15:38:25 No.490590644 ► >Criticize capitalism >Get replies saying communism killed 100 bajillion people >Say you don't want communism >People can't read so you have even more replies saying you're a tankie Man I love the Red Scare Libertarian

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An American Weeb | /r/Greentext

Gaming THE GAME AWARDS = ME ARDS Tube Gaming Hideo-Kojima-696x442.jpg >loves Western movies 34 KB JPG >built his career on the backs of Western audiences >collaborates with Western actors, directors, etc... to great success >personally invited by Geoff to TGAs to shill his products to Western audiences live >doesn't try to learn a LICK of English to at least deliver his speech in what the f--- is his problem?
Gaming THE GAME AWARDS = ME ARDS Tube Gaming Hideo-Kojima-696x442.jpg >loves Western movies 34 KB JPG >built his career on the backs of Western audiences >collaborates with Western actors, directors, etc... to great success >personally invited by Geoff to TGAs to shill his products to Western audiences live >doesn't try to learn a LICK of English to at least deliver his speech in what the f--- is his problem?

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