![Anonymous (ID: 6MlaTeQ/ ) [+] 12/06/24(Fri)23:56:02 No.490582752 978 KB JPG >>490571838 (OP) # >marry pretty actress >shes 10 years younger than you >you have 5 kids together >she quits to be a mom >It's fine, you're the second best Bond after Connery and that's only because they gave you s------- movies to be in. You're living very comfortably. >loyal, great wife, all you kids are normal and stay off drugs and out of jail >she puts on weight but at this point you're 70 and she's 60 >the MRA people think you should abandon her for a 10/10 18 year old >everyone else memes that you're a fat fetishist >seems like everyone involved is just nice and normal and genuinely loves each other](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/964/246/3a1.jpeg "Brond. the James, Names Bond | /r/Greentext")
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![O Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:18:50 No.69124662 [Reply] This board is lame tonight, give tard Stories. I'll start. >Be me >9 years old >Go to Christian summer camp >There's a tard in my group, let's call him Bobby >He has down syndrome and cannot form a coherent sentence >Parents raised me to be nice to everybody, so I am nice to Bobby >He takes a liking to me (not in a gay way) >A ways waves hello, likes to sit near me etc. >One day, an Israeli woman comes to the camp to explain to us the wonders and glories of Israel >We all gather round >Tard sits next to me >Get bored, glance over at him >He's looking at me >There's a massive snot bubble pulsating from his nostril >Point it out to him >He starts giggling >Get the attention of his handler >As she wipes away the booger, he stares at me with a look of pure betrayal. This is where I f----- up. >Next day >We are playing soccer >As we are walking down the sidewalk, Bobby runs up behind me >Approaches me with a look of pure contempt >Unleashes his tard strength >Grabs me by the neck with one hand >Lifts me in the air and starts giggling >I'm in state of pure terror, he could easily snap me in half >He throws me towards the sidewalk >Luckily I land on my ass >Handler rushes over and tells him he did a no-no. >He remains triumphant, knowing his superior tard genetics allow him to crush untermensch like me >Walks away giggling Anyway, that's why you never betray a tard. Anonymous 06/21/22(Tue)11:40:20 No.69124823 Tldr, OP had hot sweaty sex with a retard. Put me in the screenshot reddit](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/390/862/b6d.png "Anon has intercourse with a tard | /r/Greentext")
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