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81 11/02/19(Sat)01:26:43 No.123465578 There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them. Anonymous The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your c--- for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic s---. >>123465771 # >>123465791 # >>123466213 # >>123466326 # >>123466381 # >>123466428 #
81 11/02/19(Sat)01:26:43 No.123465578 There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them. Anonymous The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your c--- for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic s---. >>123465771 # >>123465791 # >>123466213 # >>123466326 # >>123466381 # >>123466428 #

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Anon wAs a boomer | /r/Greentext

52 KB PNG I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the microwave Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58
52 KB PNG I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the microwave Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58

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Anon is an eurotard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA 140 KB JPG >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.
Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA 140 KB JPG >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.

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Anon is blackpilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:45:10 No.73247167 >be me >told my friends that I am a virgin and never had a gf 3 months ago while drunk >they wont shut up about it now >"Dude anon, we need to help you!" >"anon it is really not that hard" >"anon just talk to some girls" >"anon I know some girls I could hook you up with" >"haha cmon anon are you a man or not?" 115 KB JPG love my friends but they are such f------ retard normies sometimes. I tried to explain the blackpill and lookism so many times to them but they just dont listen. Why is it so hard to understand that some people are genetically incapable of experiencing love and intimacy and relationships and all this b-------. I am 23 years now and if I really was made to be loved it would have happened a loooong time ago when I was young. I just feel like i am past the appropriate age for my first relationship and to be honest the idea of me being happy with a girl kind of pisses me off but Idk why I have to figure that one out
: Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:45:10 No.73247167 >be me >told my friends that I am a virgin and never had a gf 3 months ago while drunk >they wont shut up about it now >"Dude anon, we need to help you!" >"anon it is really not that hard" >"anon just talk to some girls" >"anon I know some girls I could hook you up with" >"haha cmon anon are you a man or not?" 115 KB JPG love my friends but they are such f------ retard normies sometimes. I tried to explain the blackpill and lookism so many times to them but they just dont listen. Why is it so hard to understand that some people are genetically incapable of experiencing love and intimacy and relationships and all this b-------. I am 23 years now and if I really was made to be loved it would have happened a loooong time ago when I was young. I just feel like i am past the appropriate age for my first relationship and to be honest the idea of me being happy with a girl kind of pisses me off but Idk why I have to figure that one out

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Anon was involved in 9/11 | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)16:02:57 No.862950381 >Be me >9 years old >Going to cub scouts >Scout leader says "Today we're gonna learn how to fold the American flag" >Stresses that "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to burn it" 229 KB JPG >Am handed the flag >slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor. >Scout leader assures me it's okay and we can try with another flag >We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting >The next day I'm in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news. >We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center >I think back to my scout leader saying "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen". And that's the story of how for the next 6 months I thought I caused 9/11
E Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)16:02:57 No.862950381 >Be me >9 years old >Going to cub scouts >Scout leader says "Today we're gonna learn how to fold the American flag" >Stresses that "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to burn it" 229 KB JPG >Am handed the flag >slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor. >Scout leader assures me it's okay and we can try with another flag >We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting >The next day I'm in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news. >We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center >I think back to my scout leader saying "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen". And that's the story of how for the next 6 months I thought I caused 9/11

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to cope with crippling lon(...) 62 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)13:55:46 No.898914355 I'm 22 and I never had a gf. Every woman that approaches me ends up getting bored of me either after 5 mins, few hours or weeks. There is something repulsive about me and I can't figure out what. I don't really use social media and i'm not super fun and pretty awkward but is this really enough for me to be a subhuman incel? I can't f------ take it anymore. I see couples everywhere and I want to f------ destroy them. I'm not some freak. I go to college, the gym, I worked for over a year, I go out to bars etc. It really shouldn't be this hard to achieve what little broccoli zoomers do at 14. Are some of you legit 30+ wizards? How the f--- do you manage to get to that age without roping? I don't think I have much left in me. I have no motivation to get out of bed anymore.
: Anonymous How to cope with crippling lon(...) 62 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)13:55:46 No.898914355 I'm 22 and I never had a gf. Every woman that approaches me ends up getting bored of me either after 5 mins, few hours or weeks. There is something repulsive about me and I can't figure out what. I don't really use social media and i'm not super fun and pretty awkward but is this really enough for me to be a subhuman incel? I can't f------ take it anymore. I see couples everywhere and I want to f------ destroy them. I'm not some freak. I go to college, the gym, I worked for over a year, I go out to bars etc. It really shouldn't be this hard to achieve what little broccoli zoomers do at 14. Are some of you legit 30+ wizards? How the f--- do you manage to get to that age without roping? I don't think I have much left in me. I have no motivation to get out of bed anymore.

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Peter Griffin meets Joe Biden. | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous (162) 11/05/20(Thu)13:09:43 No.118821575 1604599661995.png 715 KB PNG Holy crap! It's President-Elect of the United States Joseph Robinette Biden Junior! "Hi Homer!" : Anonymous 11/05/20(Thu)13:14:26 No.118821656 >>118821720 # >>118822267 # >>118822301 # >>118822307 # >>118822330 # >>118822359 # >>118822582 # >>118822665 # >>118822684 # >>118822728 # >>118823225 # >>118823458 # >>118823636 #
E Anonymous (162) 11/05/20(Thu)13:09:43 No.118821575 1604599661995.png 715 KB PNG Holy crap! It's President-Elect of the United States Joseph Robinette Biden Junior! "Hi Homer!" : Anonymous 11/05/20(Thu)13:14:26 No.118821656 >>118821720 # >>118822267 # >>118822301 # >>118822307 # >>118822330 # >>118822359 # >>118822582 # >>118822665 # >>118822684 # >>118822728 # >>118823225 # >>118823458 # >>118823636 #

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F for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG Anonymous >be f----- : Anonymous -The end 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236
: Anonymous 35 KB JPG Anonymous >be f----- : Anonymous -The end 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236

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Self hating Slavic-Nazi incel wants to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I will join the Ukranian Forei(...) BAY 574 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)13:23:22 No.73244458 >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN
: Anonymous I will join the Ukranian Forei(...) BAY 574 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)13:23:22 No.73244458 >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN

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Anon is conflicted | /r/Greentext

574 KB PNG >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN
574 KB PNG >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN

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Anon is jealous of the holy neckbeard | /r/Greentext

□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.
□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.

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Anon and Bob Ross | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 162 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)09:07:02 No.73245237 >Bob Ross doesn't pull out in time >"happy little accident" Think he ever said this to a girl?
: Anonymous 162 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)09:07:02 No.73245237 >Bob Ross doesn't pull out in time >"happy little accident" Think he ever said this to a girl?

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Anon thinks being white is probably the worse thing during this era | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)17:35:47 No.72973535 Being White probably is the worse thing you can be in 2023. 94 KB GIF Our country is overrunned by shitskins. Half of our people hate themselves. Ethnics all hate us. LGBT and Trannism is rampant and heavily promoted. People like N----- bop and Jung G--- pop over real music. All White guys do is cope about muh ancestor history and Tinder statistics from 20 years ago in a circle jerk instead of getting fit and slaying. You people make my race look bad. Man up and kys.
: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)17:35:47 No.72973535 Being White probably is the worse thing you can be in 2023. 94 KB GIF Our country is overrunned by shitskins. Half of our people hate themselves. Ethnics all hate us. LGBT and Trannism is rampant and heavily promoted. People like N----- bop and Jung G--- pop over real music. All White guys do is cope about muh ancestor history and Tinder statistics from 20 years ago in a circle jerk instead of getting fit and slaying. You people make my race look bad. Man up and kys.

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Anon wishes to go back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)08:02:53 No.73242515 [Reply]► >>73243545 >sucked a d--- tonight out of curiosity >it was not fun and it took eternities for him to c-- >kept wishing it was over >literally got facefucked and it was not at all pleasurable >now I feel completely disgusting and want to kms Can I go back to being straight please +13 replies omitted. Click here to
Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)08:02:53 No.73242515 [Reply]► >>73243545 >sucked a d--- tonight out of curiosity >it was not fun and it took eternities for him to c-- >kept wishing it was over >literally got facefucked and it was not at all pleasurable >now I feel completely disgusting and want to kms Can I go back to being straight please +13 replies omitted. Click here to

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Anon gets robbed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378>>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378>>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Incel is jealous of his little brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 11 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >mom is happy >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---. F--- WOMEN AND F--- NORMIES I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL
: Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 11 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >mom is happy >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---. F--- WOMEN AND F--- NORMIES I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL

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Anon is living a lie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)11:11:11 No.898908760 >be me, arguing on the internet and losing, suddenly realize I was a complete idiot and can't back down now without them relentlessly mocking me "I hope you're like 15 or something because jesus f------ christ if you're a grown f------ adult and think like that you should just kill yourself." >decide to save face and lie, correct them to tell everyone that I'm actually 16 >everyone suddenly calms down and becomes more understanding, gently explains this s--- to me like I'm a sheltered kid >I had never mentioned my age before on this account anywhere, so now as far as anyone's concerned I'm 16 >in an unrelated but similar incident end up falsely admitting I'm female, so guess I'm a 16-year-old girl now >forget that I did that, keep posting and commenting the same kind of s--- that I usually do, only remember and go back to the lie whenever I share something semi-personal >start chatting with some guy about a game we're both playing, he's using a completely different tactic than I do and we get along a lot >he asks to add me on discord so we can chat more and I agree to it without thinking further of it "Honestly it's cool to find a girl who's into the real games and who isn't like extra about it." >s---, I forgot I've been impersonating a teenage girl on the internet for two years now >too late to back out now, keep up the facade to save face >refuse to go on voice chat, lying that I have a speech impediment that I'm super self-conscious about >keep chatting with this guy, be casual friends with him, game together sometimes >at one point he admits to having feelings for me despite of never hearing my voice or even seeing a picture of me >I tell him I don't know how I feel about that, I know as little about who he really is as he does about me, I don't even know his age >he says he's 19 >mfw I have no idea whether to lie about having a boyfriend, fake my own death, or confess to him that he's in love with a 32-year-old man
Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)11:11:11 No.898908760 >be me, arguing on the internet and losing, suddenly realize I was a complete idiot and can't back down now without them relentlessly mocking me "I hope you're like 15 or something because jesus f------ christ if you're a grown f------ adult and think like that you should just kill yourself." >decide to save face and lie, correct them to tell everyone that I'm actually 16 >everyone suddenly calms down and becomes more understanding, gently explains this s--- to me like I'm a sheltered kid >I had never mentioned my age before on this account anywhere, so now as far as anyone's concerned I'm 16 >in an unrelated but similar incident end up falsely admitting I'm female, so guess I'm a 16-year-old girl now >forget that I did that, keep posting and commenting the same kind of s--- that I usually do, only remember and go back to the lie whenever I share something semi-personal >start chatting with some guy about a game we're both playing, he's using a completely different tactic than I do and we get along a lot >he asks to add me on discord so we can chat more and I agree to it without thinking further of it "Honestly it's cool to find a girl who's into the real games and who isn't like extra about it." >s---, I forgot I've been impersonating a teenage girl on the internet for two years now >too late to back out now, keep up the facade to save face >refuse to go on voice chat, lying that I have a speech impediment that I'm super self-conscious about >keep chatting with this guy, be casual friends with him, game together sometimes >at one point he admits to having feelings for me despite of never hearing my voice or even seeing a picture of me >I tell him I don't know how I feel about that, I know as little about who he really is as he does about me, I don't even know his age >he says he's 19 >mfw I have no idea whether to lie about having a boyfriend, fake my own death, or confess to him that he's in love with a 32-year-old man

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>7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this?
>7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this?

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Anon has created a monster | /r/Greentext

"her" #1, No. 898905078 3 minutes ago hair JPG 400x400 39.7 kB >be me >be 2020 >bored during pandemic >know how to do funny voices for friends and have a pretty convincing female voice >using an application to improve my female voice >create a secondary discord account and pass myself off as a woman >first month someone gives me nitro as a gift >jackpot.jpg >start hanging around servers and sites where there are more lonely men giving them what they want >this is fun.jpg >ffw 3 years >be me >23 years >a lot of friends stopped talking to me because they found out what I was doing and others just started looking for me out of interest >have 3 "boyfriends" who give me money constantly, games or whatever I want just to satisfy their need for female attention. >barely leaving the house to stay connected to them >realizing that my room and things are starting to be things that I got because of "her". >my old stuff has been delegated to a corner while things they give to "her" take up most of the space >questioning who I am, me or her. >beginning to think about deleting her account and leaving but something keeps me from leaving them alone to their "boyfriends". >really feel like I have lost the battle against my own alter ego >not knowing who I am >feel like I've created a monster
"her" #1, No. 898905078 3 minutes ago hair JPG 400x400 39.7 kB >be me >be 2020 >bored during pandemic >know how to do funny voices for friends and have a pretty convincing female voice >using an application to improve my female voice >create a secondary discord account and pass myself off as a woman >first month someone gives me nitro as a gift >jackpot.jpg >start hanging around servers and sites where there are more lonely men giving them what they want >this is fun.jpg >ffw 3 years >be me >23 years >a lot of friends stopped talking to me because they found out what I was doing and others just started looking for me out of interest >have 3 "boyfriends" who give me money constantly, games or whatever I want just to satisfy their need for female attention. >barely leaving the house to stay connected to them >realizing that my room and things are starting to be things that I got because of "her". >my old stuff has been delegated to a corner while things they give to "her" take up most of the space >questioning who I am, me or her. >beginning to think about deleting her account and leaving but something keeps me from leaving them alone to their "boyfriends". >really feel like I have lost the battle against my own alter ego >not knowing who I am >feel like I've created a monster

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Anonymous 7 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:47:19 No.898898186 I tried having sex with my dog a few days ago and he seems like she's been depressed ever since. How can I cheer her back up I feel really bad that she seems so sad 05/07/23(Sun)23:05:07 No.898899094 >>898898802 # I'm just really stupid I just thought she was interested after seeing me jacking off
Anonymous 7 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:47:19 No.898898186 I tried having sex with my dog a few days ago and he seems like she's been depressed ever since. How can I cheer her back up I feel really bad that she seems so sad 05/07/23(Sun)23:05:07 No.898899094 >>898898802 # I'm just really stupid I just thought she was interested after seeing me jacking off

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