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□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 162 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)09:07:02 No.73245237 >Bob Ross doesn't pull out in time >"happy little accident" Think he ever said this to a girl?

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Anon thinks being white is probably the worse thing during this era | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)17:35:47 No.72973535 Being White probably is the worse thing you can be in 2023. 94 KB GIF Our country is overrunned by shitskins. Half of our people hate themselves. Ethnics all hate us. LGBT and Trannism is rampant and heavily promoted. People like N----- bop and Jung G--- pop over real music. All White guys do is cope about muh ancestor history and Tinder statistics from 20 years ago in a circle jerk instead of getting fit and slaying. You people make my race look bad. Man up and kys.

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Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)08:02:53 No.73242515 [Reply]► >>73243545 >sucked a d--- tonight out of curiosity >it was not fun and it took eternities for him to c-- >kept wishing it was over >literally got facefucked and it was not at all pleasurable >now I feel completely disgusting and want to kms Can I go back to being straight please +13 replies omitted. Click here to

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Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378>>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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Incel is jealous of his little brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Little Brother got a gf before(...) 11 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)10:23:47 No.73243447 >be me >22 year old >never had a gf or sex in my life >no idea how people get into relationships >no idea how to obtain casual sex >come home one day >mom is happy >never seen her this happy before >ask her whats up >she says that my little brother has a gf >mfw my 16 year old brother got a gf before me >ask him how he did it >he looks at me funny and smirks >"what do you mean? It just kind happened idk what I did exactly" God I hate this earth and my life. W-- does "it just happened" mean? Why wont he share his secrets with me? I want to unironically hurt this little s---. F--- WOMEN AND F--- NORMIES I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL

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Anon is living a lie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)11:11:11 No.898908760 >be me, arguing on the internet and losing, suddenly realize I was a complete idiot and can't back down now without them relentlessly mocking me "I hope you're like 15 or something because jesus f------ christ if you're a grown f------ adult and think like that you should just kill yourself." >decide to save face and lie, correct them to tell everyone that I'm actually 16 >everyone suddenly calms down and becomes more understanding, gently explains this s--- to me like I'm a sheltered kid >I had never mentioned my age before on this account anywhere, so now as far as anyone's concerned I'm 16 >in an unrelated but similar incident end up falsely admitting I'm female, so guess I'm a 16-year-old girl now >forget that I did that, keep posting and commenting the same kind of s--- that I usually do, only remember and go back to the lie whenever I share something semi-personal >start chatting with some guy about a game we're both playing, he's using a completely different tactic than I do and we get along a lot >he asks to add me on discord so we can chat more and I agree to it without thinking further of it "Honestly it's cool to find a girl who's into the real games and who isn't like extra about it." >s---, I forgot I've been impersonating a teenage girl on the internet for two years now >too late to back out now, keep up the facade to save face >refuse to go on voice chat, lying that I have a speech impediment that I'm super self-conscious about >keep chatting with this guy, be casual friends with him, game together sometimes >at one point he admits to having feelings for me despite of never hearing my voice or even seeing a picture of me >I tell him I don't know how I feel about that, I know as little about who he really is as he does about me, I don't even know his age >he says he's 19 >mfw I have no idea whether to lie about having a boyfriend, fake my own death, or confess to him that he's in love with a 32-year-old man

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>7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this?

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Anon has created a monster | /r/Greentext

"her" #1, No. 898905078 3 minutes ago hair JPG 400x400 39.7 kB >be me >be 2020 >bored during pandemic >know how to do funny voices for friends and have a pretty convincing female voice >using an application to improve my female voice >create a secondary discord account and pass myself off as a woman >first month someone gives me nitro as a gift >jackpot.jpg >start hanging around servers and sites where there are more lonely men giving them what they want >this is fun.jpg >ffw 3 years >be me >23 years >a lot of friends stopped talking to me because they found out what I was doing and others just started looking for me out of interest >have 3 "boyfriends" who give me money constantly, games or whatever I want just to satisfy their need for female attention. >barely leaving the house to stay connected to them >realizing that my room and things are starting to be things that I got because of "her". >my old stuff has been delegated to a corner while things they give to "her" take up most of the space >questioning who I am, me or her. >beginning to think about deleting her account and leaving but something keeps me from leaving them alone to their "boyfriends". >really feel like I have lost the battle against my own alter ego >not knowing who I am >feel like I've created a monster

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Anonymous 7 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:47:19 No.898898186 I tried having sex with my dog a few days ago and he seems like she's been depressed ever since. How can I cheer her back up I feel really bad that she seems so sad 05/07/23(Sun)23:05:07 No.898899094 >>898898802 # I'm just really stupid I just thought she was interested after seeing me jacking off

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anon got friendzoned | /r/Greentext

>start relationship with girl >girl friendzones me >Still texts me every day >We hang out and have tons of sex >Tells me she's indecisive between me and another guy >Tell her she should just choose the other guy >She starts crying and having a mental breakdown What is wrong with her?

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Anon stinks up the room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB PNG 05/07/23(Sun)22:16:18 No.73240843 >GF found the lasagna I've been hiding under her mattress for the last 3 months... : Anonymous Is that code for dead nine year old loli 05/07/23(Sun)22:44:52 No.73241047 : Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:46:43 No.73241061 >>73240843 (OP) # what was the endgame here : Anonymous 05/07/23(Sun)22:50:13 No.73241088 >>73240843 (OP) # why, anon? why did you do it? what was your goal? what was your motivation?

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Anon defends his home | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: UqChOrgT 05/07/23(Sun)18:55:22 No.426237694 >>426238055 >>426238418 >>426238452 >>426240979 >>426242963 File: D2A059A8-88C3-4437-8A2C-0(...).gif (2.37 MB, 498x298) >>426235414 (OP) >be me >2013 >first job out of college >in crappy apartment in sketchy part of town to save money >get rear-ended, car in shop, have a rental car >3:00am hear scratching on other side of my bedroom wall which is the living room wall >see the light from my living room lights coming in under my door. >grab my first gen S&W M&P >on other side of bed with gun pointed to door >get cell out and dial 911 >as I do, the door opens and a hand fiddles for the light switch >bedroom lights come on and I see a man I've never seen before >i thought I shot three times, but it was actually 5. >2 shots missed, one going into the bathroom and getting trapped in some towels in my linen closet, the other miss got stuck in a wall stud >quite some time after the fact I learned where exactly I had shot him. >of the three that hit, one was the left lung, the other was the solar plexus and severed the artery running down the spine (this killed him), the 3rd went into his forearm and then stuck and got stuck in his ribs. >he made a startled look on his face, wobbled for a moment and fell forward face down >the amount if blood was like if someone had filled a milk gallon with blood instead and just casually kicked it over >moved out the next week Turns out he had a gun in his jacket pocket. The cops also said he had a very very long wrap sheet of burglaries and robberies. He was 37, but looked damn near 60. He was black. The cops said he had probably been casing my place and when my car wasn't there for a few days because of the rental, he figured I was out of town or something. The scratching on the wall was him unplugging my TV and game consoles and stuff.

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□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.

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