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: Anonymous a 11/30/23(Thu)13:58:16 No.659067856 Halflife2gfrender.png 124 KB PNG >27 years old nerd with bad eyesight and next to no firearm training >Somehow able to overpower UNITED STATES ARMY AND SPEC OPS UNITS on his own Did this ever get explained or it's just a plothole?
: Anonymous a 11/30/23(Thu)13:58:16 No.659067856 Halflife2gfrender.png 124 KB PNG >27 years old nerd with bad eyesight and next to no firearm training >Somehow able to overpower UNITED STATES ARMY AND SPEC OPS UNITS on his own Did this ever get explained or it's just a plothole?

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: Anonymous + 11/30/23(Thu)21:10:41 No.190648611 IMG_0295.jpg 1.22 MB JPG >Italians invented pizza >Americans improved it >Swedes perfected it
: Anonymous + 11/30/23(Thu)21:10:41 No.190648611 IMG_0295.jpg 1.22 MB JPG >Italians invented pizza >Americans improved it >Swedes perfected it

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Dating Dullness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 191 KB JPG No.75594946 11/29/23(Wed)22:41:08 >never had a girlfriend my entire life >30 years old >Everyone starts telling me I should start dating and find a girlfriend get married etc >Get introduced to a girl by friends >Go on date >Talk about work, family, university, hobbies. >Boring date, I don't even want to see her again >Get on dating apps >Match with a couple of girls >Go on date >Talk about work, family, university, hobbies. >Boring dates, I don't even want to see them again >Ask out a co-worker >Just talk about work >Boring date, don't to go out with her again >Ask my non-single friends if this is normal >All of them have been in relationships since they were 19-21, tell me their first dates were always really exciting and interesting >Ask my older (50) friend >"You're a 30 year old man of course it's not going to be exciting or fun." Truth is that even if you looksmaxx and grind it's not worth it in the end.
Anonymous 191 KB JPG No.75594946 11/29/23(Wed)22:41:08 >never had a girlfriend my entire life >30 years old >Everyone starts telling me I should start dating and find a girlfriend get married etc >Get introduced to a girl by friends >Go on date >Talk about work, family, university, hobbies. >Boring date, I don't even want to see her again >Get on dating apps >Match with a couple of girls >Go on date >Talk about work, family, university, hobbies. >Boring dates, I don't even want to see them again >Ask out a co-worker >Just talk about work >Boring date, don't to go out with her again >Ask my non-single friends if this is normal >All of them have been in relationships since they were 19-21, tell me their first dates were always really exciting and interesting >Ask my older (50) friend >"You're a 30 year old man of course it's not going to be exciting or fun." Truth is that even if you looksmaxx and grind it's not worth it in the end.

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Anonymous 55 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)08:55:40 No.75599167 >only listens to music like lil thug on Spotify >doesnt know a single song made before 2000 >signs up for endless subscription services >doesnt know how piracy works >only plays popular games that are just glorified skin shops >has never had sex >has the personality of a rock >grew up watching fetish p--- >never been out in the real world >all the women are massive w----- >goes to an event and spends the whole time on their phone
Anonymous 55 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)08:55:40 No.75599167 >only listens to music like lil thug on Spotify >doesnt know a single song made before 2000 >signs up for endless subscription services >doesnt know how piracy works >only plays popular games that are just glorified skin shops >has never had sex >has the personality of a rock >grew up watching fetish p--- >never been out in the real world >all the women are massive w----- >goes to an event and spends the whole time on their phone

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Sister's Soliloquy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)10:19:28 Femoid 20 here. Just sharing a ? funny story. >Me and my brother (22) recently move into an apartment together >brother has constant nightmares >cant sleep properly alone >usually goes into my bed so I calm him down in the middle of No.910127669 the night >I suggest we move into an apartment with one large bed instead of 2 >but no, he insists in 2 regular beds. >be me a few hours ago, snoozing >feel him crawl into my bed, again. Shaking. >have to comfort him for the rest of the night >Literally could've fixed this if he just accepted the large bed Why is he like this??? does he not like me??????????
Anonymous 63 KB JPG 11/30/23(Thu)10:19:28 Femoid 20 here. Just sharing a ? funny story. >Me and my brother (22) recently move into an apartment together >brother has constant nightmares >cant sleep properly alone >usually goes into my bed so I calm him down in the middle of No.910127669 the night >I suggest we move into an apartment with one large bed instead of 2 >but no, he insists in 2 regular beds. >be me a few hours ago, snoozing >feel him crawl into my bed, again. Shaking. >have to comfort him for the rest of the night >Literally could've fixed this if he just accepted the large bed Why is he like this??? does he not like me??????????

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Anon has low wattage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: ybO2GnXW This confuses the American 11/30/23(Thu)14:19:15 No.450437888 Wirecutter A Swift and Easy Way to Heat Water Without Using a Stove Tusky_Share_Media_20231130_211642.png 211 KB PNG Freedom heaters, how do they work? Anonymous (ID: NG/FPMDS) [+] 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:09 No.450437948 >>450437888 (OP) # The grid here is different. Electric kettles are significantly slower than in Europe. Anonymous (ID: hY9fpzHM) >>450438363 # >>450439588 # >>450440340 # >>450440690 # >>450440948 # >>450442033 # >>450442231 # >>450442981 # 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:42 No.450437986 >>450437888 (OP) # Seems like you're too poor to have a stove. Sucks to f------ suck, SingaPOOR.
: Anonymous (ID: ybO2GnXW This confuses the American 11/30/23(Thu)14:19:15 No.450437888 Wirecutter A Swift and Easy Way to Heat Water Without Using a Stove Tusky_Share_Media_20231130_211642.png 211 KB PNG Freedom heaters, how do they work? Anonymous (ID: NG/FPMDS) [+] 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:09 No.450437948 >>450437888 (OP) # The grid here is different. Electric kettles are significantly slower than in Europe. Anonymous (ID: hY9fpzHM) >>450438363 # >>450439588 # >>450440340 # >>450440690 # >>450440948 # >>450442033 # >>450442231 # >>450442981 # 11/30/23(Thu)14:20:42 No.450437986 >>450437888 (OP) # Seems like you're too poor to have a stove. Sucks to f------ suck, SingaPOOR.

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Anon gets invited to prom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Invited to the prom 219 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)23:37:27 No.75591589 I'm not autistic bit probably retarded >Be me, be in Science Club [SC] on uni >There is nearly no girls in my department on uni >For some reason there's organised prom, by nearly every department >Say f--- no, i avoid proms like fire and anyway no one to go with Here's funny part >Friday evening, about to disassemble my phone to replace some parts as any normal robot does >Get msg from one girl from SC >Girls are going to your dept prom and she wants to go with me as +1 >Say that was subtle invitation as entering room with doorframe >Go silent for 1h due to repairing phone >See that she eventually gave up and texted: Don't bother anymore >Bitch successfully repelled : Anonymous >>75591589 (OP) # part 2 11/29/23(Wed) 23:46:08 No.75591724 >After weekend get message from another friend from [SC] >We were supposed to grab beer or something this week since i couldn't go to help her buy a new dress on weekend >She texts that she has a new dress >She asks same f------ thing since she os from different dept >This time break and say sure I will have to go to that public event, try to dress well and pretend i enjoy paying for it, dont l?
: Anonymous Invited to the prom 219 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)23:37:27 No.75591589 I'm not autistic bit probably retarded >Be me, be in Science Club [SC] on uni >There is nearly no girls in my department on uni >For some reason there's organised prom, by nearly every department >Say f--- no, i avoid proms like fire and anyway no one to go with Here's funny part >Friday evening, about to disassemble my phone to replace some parts as any normal robot does >Get msg from one girl from SC >Girls are going to your dept prom and she wants to go with me as +1 >Say that was subtle invitation as entering room with doorframe >Go silent for 1h due to repairing phone >See that she eventually gave up and texted: Don't bother anymore >Bitch successfully repelled : Anonymous >>75591589 (OP) # part 2 11/29/23(Wed) 23:46:08 No.75591724 >After weekend get message from another friend from [SC] >We were supposed to grab beer or something this week since i couldn't go to help her buy a new dress on weekend >She texts that she has a new dress >She asks same f------ thing since she os from different dept >This time break and say sure I will have to go to that public event, try to dress well and pretend i enjoy paying for it, dont l?

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brit anon answers swede anon's questions about muslims | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous why dont they like democracy, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, interest, female rights, equality, homosexuality, music, dogs and alcohol? Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)12:12:39 No.190635407 >>190617487 (OP) # >democracy total sham bad >female rights bad 11/30/23(Thu)02:10:15 No.190617487 >freedom of speech meme that doesn't exist anywhere >freedom of religion don't care >interest >equality meme 267963287043.png 33 KB PNG >homosexuality bad >music soy >dogs actually yeah dogs are cool, they are wrong on that >alcohol meh
: Anonymous why dont they like democracy, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, interest, female rights, equality, homosexuality, music, dogs and alcohol? Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)12:12:39 No.190635407 >>190617487 (OP) # >democracy total sham bad >female rights bad 11/30/23(Thu)02:10:15 No.190617487 >freedom of speech meme that doesn't exist anywhere >freedom of religion don't care >interest >equality meme 267963287043.png 33 KB PNG >homosexuality bad >music soy >dogs actually yeah dogs are cool, they are wrong on that >alcohol meh

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Hard Drive Heartbreak | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 67 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)19:58:57 No.75593288 >Have a 4TB external HD that's almost completely full of BBW, THICC, and Chubby girl p--- >Thousands upon thousands of unorganized pictures, videos, and clips of girls with big asses, thighs, t---, and hips stripping, in various degrees of undress, and getting f----- >Always keep it in my bag so that nobody f---- with it. The safest place for it for years has been on my person >Just now, looked in my bag and it's not there >Realized I took all of my things out at the library earlier >The only place I've taken my bag in recent weeks has been to the library several times to use their faster internet (for non-lewd purposes.) >I either left it on the table (Which would be weird because I expressly remember looking around to make sure I had all my things,) and someone's picked it up by now, or someone blatantly stole it while I was looking away and it was out on the table >Called and asked if it was in their lost and found, and they said that there wasn't anything like an external HD in there. >Asked if it was on the table and the librarian went to look but said all the tables in that area were completely empty >They close in 4 minutes, they will open at 7am WHAT THE F--- DO I DO? IT'S GONE FOREVER ISN'T IT? SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS MY TREASURE TROVE, MY SPANK BANK AND IT'S GONE FOREVER MY DECADE'S WORTH OF SLAMPIG P----------
Anonymous 67 KB JPG 11/29/23(Wed)19:58:57 No.75593288 >Have a 4TB external HD that's almost completely full of BBW, THICC, and Chubby girl p--- >Thousands upon thousands of unorganized pictures, videos, and clips of girls with big asses, thighs, t---, and hips stripping, in various degrees of undress, and getting f----- >Always keep it in my bag so that nobody f---- with it. The safest place for it for years has been on my person >Just now, looked in my bag and it's not there >Realized I took all of my things out at the library earlier >The only place I've taken my bag in recent weeks has been to the library several times to use their faster internet (for non-lewd purposes.) >I either left it on the table (Which would be weird because I expressly remember looking around to make sure I had all my things,) and someone's picked it up by now, or someone blatantly stole it while I was looking away and it was out on the table >Called and asked if it was in their lost and found, and they said that there wasn't anything like an external HD in there. >Asked if it was on the table and the librarian went to look but said all the tables in that area were completely empty >They close in 4 minutes, they will open at 7am WHAT THE F--- DO I DO? IT'S GONE FOREVER ISN'T IT? SOMEONE OUT THERE HAS MY TREASURE TROVE, MY SPANK BANK AND IT'S GONE FOREVER MY DECADE'S WORTH OF SLAMPIG P----------

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This screams Dragon Age | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)11:06:05 No.659057870 >the first game is incredible >the sequel is absolute dogshit >the rest of the games in the series range from bad to mediocre >the original is never surpassed Name the game.
: Anonymous 8 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)11:06:05 No.659057870 >the first game is incredible >the sequel is absolute dogshit >the rest of the games in the series range from bad to mediocre >the original is never surpassed Name the game.

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Anon solves the tax problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TTmJTTMm) 11/30/23(Thu)01:37:50 No.450421287 Google edward the confessor jews Images Videos News Shopping https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk>... Jews in England 1290 - The National Archives >>450421167 # >how to fix tax issues To make the tax more bearable Edward essentially offered to expel all Jews in exchange. The heavy tax was passed, and three days later, on 18th July 1290, writs (letters) were issued to the sheriffs of every county outlining that all Jews should leave England by All Saint's Day (1st November 1290). Books 170123253475275491.jpg 349 KB JPG X Ma About featured snippets ! Feedback
: Anonymous (ID: TTmJTTMm) 11/30/23(Thu)01:37:50 No.450421287 Google edward the confessor jews Images Videos News Shopping https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk>... Jews in England 1290 - The National Archives >>450421167 # >how to fix tax issues To make the tax more bearable Edward essentially offered to expel all Jews in exchange. The heavy tax was passed, and three days later, on 18th July 1290, writs (letters) were issued to the sheriffs of every county outlining that all Jews should leave England by All Saint's Day (1st November 1290). Books 170123253475275491.jpg 349 KB JPG X Ma About featured snippets ! Feedback

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The Lonely Heart Diaries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1.09 MB GIF 11/29/23(Wed)20:40:43 No.75593826 >be me >khhv >friend tells me what his mom thinks of me >"Anon is so handsome and funny, I bet he gets so many girls" >tfw >see girl I haven't seen in a while (sisters best friends sister) >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw >girl cousin (female) can't believe that I have never been asked out or never had a girl interested in me >tfw I have never been on a date in my life, I have been rejected by girls every time I have asked them out. Should I just take the black pill anons?
Anonymous 1.09 MB GIF 11/29/23(Wed)20:40:43 No.75593826 >be me >khhv >friend tells me what his mom thinks of me >"Anon is so handsome and funny, I bet he gets so many girls" >tfw >see girl I haven't seen in a while (sisters best friends sister) >first thing she says is "oh my god you look so good" >tfw >girl cousin (female) can't believe that I have never been asked out or never had a girl interested in me >tfw I have never been on a date in my life, I have been rejected by girls every time I have asked them out. Should I just take the black pill anons?

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Do these even work? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)06:45:45 No.192638871 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals o prime day @migliorcorsa A035CCAA-FEB6-4CAF-B241-4C7FCACA3D11.jpg 32 KB JPG Q >Nike ad >morbidly obese negress with terrible form pretending to do deadlifts >Calvin Klein ad >morbidly obese negress pretending every bone in her body isn't trembling while doing yoga >Amazon ad >morbidly obese negress with glasses pretending to code ambiguous software Who are these even for? And don't tell me it's morbidly obese black chicks because there's no way in hell they're seeing these ads and going "yeah you're slayin' it sister!" Large black women are some of the most judgemental, self absorbed and mean-spirited people on the planet and I can't for the life of me imagine why they're portrayed as these genius level, fitness conscious tech gurus in commercials disproportionately. I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go "MMMHMMMM" about like it's their black church because I can't for the life of me imagine why else this is happening so frequently. Pic tangentially related
: Anonymous 11/30/23(Thu)06:45:45 No.192638871 It's Prime Day Two days of epic deals o prime day @migliorcorsa A035CCAA-FEB6-4CAF-B241-4C7FCACA3D11.jpg 32 KB JPG Q >Nike ad >morbidly obese negress with terrible form pretending to do deadlifts >Calvin Klein ad >morbidly obese negress pretending every bone in her body isn't trembling while doing yoga >Amazon ad >morbidly obese negress with glasses pretending to code ambiguous software Who are these even for? And don't tell me it's morbidly obese black chicks because there's no way in hell they're seeing these ads and going "yeah you're slayin' it sister!" Large black women are some of the most judgemental, self absorbed and mean-spirited people on the planet and I can't for the life of me imagine why they're portrayed as these genius level, fitness conscious tech gurus in commercials disproportionately. I swear it has to just be for out of touch ultra-liberal white dudes to go "MMMHMMMM" about like it's their black church because I can't for the life of me imagine why else this is happening so frequently. Pic tangentially related

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Eyes Bigger Than Her Stomach | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/21/20(Mon)13:56:45 No.58980950 >milf-tier friend of my parents comes over for lunch >my parents are still cooking so im chilling with her in the living room for a bit 258 KB JPG >"did you just come back from lifting? youre looking jacked" >tell her no, i last lifted the day before >food is ready, we have a seat on the lunch table >me and her are sitting on one side, parents on the opposite >she says to my mom "thank god youre sitting in front of me and not ur son, i wouldnt be able to focus on the food haha" >mfw
: Anonymous 12/21/20(Mon)13:56:45 No.58980950 >milf-tier friend of my parents comes over for lunch >my parents are still cooking so im chilling with her in the living room for a bit 258 KB JPG >"did you just come back from lifting? youre looking jacked" >tell her no, i last lifted the day before >food is ready, we have a seat on the lunch table >me and her are sitting on one side, parents on the opposite >she says to my mom "thank god youre sitting in front of me and not ur son, i wouldnt be able to focus on the food haha" >mfw

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I am a simple man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: x21UaE2t) TastefulLindy O Woman discovers Christmas lights for the first time Foto 712 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:06 No.450382347 yes Men love beautiful 50 IQ women that have only ever eaten soup & lived in a studio basement facing a wall until they met him. Anonymous (ID: 4jUJao/1) 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:52 No.450382431 >>450382347 (OP) # >>450386159 # >>450394508 # >>450395032 # >>450395188 # >>450399771 # >>450400717 # >>450403296 # >>450403405 # >>450403902 # >>450424461 # >>450424956 # >>450425110 # >>450427360 # >>450428921 #
: Anonymous (ID: x21UaE2t) TastefulLindy O Woman discovers Christmas lights for the first time Foto 712 KB PNG 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:06 No.450382347 yes Men love beautiful 50 IQ women that have only ever eaten soup & lived in a studio basement facing a wall until they met him. Anonymous (ID: 4jUJao/1) 11/30/23(Thu)00:39:52 No.450382431 >>450382347 (OP) # >>450386159 # >>450394508 # >>450395032 # >>450395188 # >>450399771 # >>450400717 # >>450403296 # >>450403405 # >>450403902 # >>450424461 # >>450424956 # >>450425110 # >>450427360 # >>450428921 #

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Anon thinks people are the same. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Women Please subscribe to my & OnlyFans 11/28/23(Tue)06:55:00 No.75574704 Also Women MY LIFE NOT JOUR MY LIFE NOT R P--- >P--- bad >I don't need no man >I am not an object, blah blah blah MYLIFE NOTA P--- 873 KB PNG The duality of women is amazing. >Fan attention with sexy pictures on instagram >Sell naked picture of their bodies >Sign up on dating apps to promote OnlyFans account >Engage in prostitution. Meanwhile Its amazing they flip flop between objectifying themselves for a quick buck on moment, and in the next they want to be treated as if they are strong, independent, and don't need no man.
Anonymous Women Please subscribe to my & OnlyFans 11/28/23(Tue)06:55:00 No.75574704 Also Women MY LIFE NOT JOUR MY LIFE NOT R P--- >P--- bad >I don't need no man >I am not an object, blah blah blah MYLIFE NOTA P--- 873 KB PNG The duality of women is amazing. >Fan attention with sexy pictures on instagram >Sell naked picture of their bodies >Sign up on dating apps to promote OnlyFans account >Engage in prostitution. Meanwhile Its amazing they flip flop between objectifying themselves for a quick buck on moment, and in the next they want to be treated as if they are strong, independent, and don't need no man.

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Why did they make Cortana watch | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Halo 11/30/23(Thu)06:48:09 No.192638929 IMG_0902.jpg 42 KB JPG >enormously successful and popular video game series about a faceless super soldier gunning down aliens and trying to save the galaxy >TV show is about feelings and has minimal action Has any book/video game adaptation missed the mark harder than Halo?
Anonymous Halo 11/30/23(Thu)06:48:09 No.192638929 IMG_0902.jpg 42 KB JPG >enormously successful and popular video game series about a faceless super soldier gunning down aliens and trying to save the galaxy >TV show is about feelings and has minimal action Has any book/video game adaptation missed the mark harder than Halo?

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Anon tries to justify r@pe | /r/Greentext

R: 2 Is r--- justified if you really really like the girl?
R: 2 Is r--- justified if you really really like the girl?

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Anon considers joining the armed forces | /r/Greentext

> don't give a f--- about my life > consider joining the army > get to take out murderous rage without going to prison > when i die to a russian airstrike it will be viewed as an honorable sacrifice unlike hanging myself > parents will have a reason to be proud of me instead of ashamed for once > maybe finally feel a connection with someone through shared trauma instead of being ostracized autistic loser 800 10 KB JPG i already want to kill myself. this is probably the most socially acceptable way to do it.
> don't give a f--- about my life > consider joining the army > get to take out murderous rage without going to prison > when i die to a russian airstrike it will be viewed as an honorable sacrifice unlike hanging myself > parents will have a reason to be proud of me instead of ashamed for once > maybe finally feel a connection with someone through shared trauma instead of being ostracized autistic loser 800 10 KB JPG i already want to kill myself. this is probably the most socially acceptable way to do it.

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Just tired | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 mis tiredfuck.jpg 240 KB JPG >body physically cannot stay alseep for more than 4 hours >Wake up hours before work, lie for hours trying to fall back alseep >body feels worse and worse as the alarm gets closer >sometimes manage to fall back asleep for 30 minutes, but alsays wake up to my work alarm and feel like my body is 80 years old and dying of cancer >spend the morning exhausted and out of it >try going to bed earlier, no phone or electronics for 3 hours before >doesn't do s---, just lie awake for hours >last night literally lights off in bed at 7:30pm, 12 hours to sleep until alarm >lie wide awake for 5 hours, feel like I could run a marathon at midight despite feeling like I was dying this morning >eventually fall asleep >wake up >3 hours, 27 minutes have passed W-- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 11/28/23(Tue)22:18:28 No.910036114 mis tiredfuck.jpg 240 KB JPG >body physically cannot stay alseep for more than 4 hours >Wake up hours before work, lie for hours trying to fall back alseep >body feels worse and worse as the alarm gets closer >sometimes manage to fall back asleep for 30 minutes, but alsays wake up to my work alarm and feel like my body is 80 years old and dying of cancer >spend the morning exhausted and out of it >try going to bed earlier, no phone or electronics for 3 hours before >doesn't do s---, just lie awake for hours >last night literally lights off in bed at 7:30pm, 12 hours to sleep until alarm >lie wide awake for 5 hours, feel like I could run a marathon at midight despite feeling like I was dying this morning >eventually fall asleep >wake up >3 hours, 27 minutes have passed W-- is wrong with me

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