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Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)21:57:36 No.701251106 Your Intelligence is being drained 834 KB PNG >game gives you plenty consumables to defeat difficult bosses and levels >save them for later in the game >complete the game without using a any of them How does this always happen to me?
Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat)21:57:36 No.701251106 Your Intelligence is being drained 834 KB PNG >game gives you plenty consumables to defeat difficult bosses and levels >save them for later in the game >complete the game without using a any of them How does this always happen to me?

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>I ask Josh what the hell I am looking at >he tells me he got circumcised recently Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:44:09 No.930500520 [Reply] >be me,18 >get invited to dinner at friend's place (let's call him Josh) >spaghetti and sausages on menu (mmm my favorite) >Josh tells me he knows how much I love sausages and that it is not healthy to be obsessed with a particular food >I nod but I look down upon him for being a normie and for being unable to comprehend the beauty of sausages >we start eating >Josh turns to me and tells me that one of the sausages has a very "special wrapping" >I ignore this >I feel something very chewy in my mouth >after minutes of intense munching, the thing doesn't get softer >I spit it out >It looks like a bruised ring of flesh >also tells me that he wants me to overcome my sausage "addiction" and this is his way of helping me do so >mfw
>I ask Josh what the hell I am looking at >he tells me he got circumcised recently Anonymous 01/26/25(Sun)17:44:09 No.930500520 [Reply] >be me,18 >get invited to dinner at friend's place (let's call him Josh) >spaghetti and sausages on menu (mmm my favorite) >Josh tells me he knows how much I love sausages and that it is not healthy to be obsessed with a particular food >I nod but I look down upon him for being a normie and for being unable to comprehend the beauty of sausages >we start eating >Josh turns to me and tells me that one of the sausages has a very "special wrapping" >I ignore this >I feel something very chewy in my mouth >after minutes of intense munching, the thing doesn't get softer >I spit it out >It looks like a bruised ring of flesh >also tells me that he wants me to overcome my sausage "addiction" and this is his way of helping me do so >mfw

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Anonymous Operation: Failing Year 36 KB JPG update 01/26/25(Sun)12:21:53 No.930499605 >be me in 2nd year of highschool >Covid Lockdown >Remember i had a spare steam account with Rainbow6 Siege >Fk it time to experience another mainstream fps game >Operation Shadow Legacy ITS SAM FISHER lezgooo >actual dogshit operator and mid >dont care just playing 13 hours non-stop >find a group so we grind ranked like our lives depend on it >Diamond with s--- kda but 60% winrate im happy > 2nd term exams and i have to actualy study. A friend of mine screenahots my play time >167 hours in the past week Failingyear.jpg >didnt take last chance math exam bcz i slept at 6am after 33 ranked games lol Im retarded
Anonymous Operation: Failing Year 36 KB JPG update 01/26/25(Sun)12:21:53 No.930499605 >be me in 2nd year of highschool >Covid Lockdown >Remember i had a spare steam account with Rainbow6 Siege >Fk it time to experience another mainstream fps game >Operation Shadow Legacy ITS SAM FISHER lezgooo >actual dogshit operator and mid >dont care just playing 13 hours non-stop >find a group so we grind ranked like our lives depend on it >Diamond with s--- kda but 60% winrate im happy > 2nd term exams and i have to actualy study. A friend of mine screenahots my play time >167 hours in the past week Failingyear.jpg >didnt take last chance math exam bcz i slept at 6am after 33 ranked games lol Im retarded

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File: gfdgfdgfdgfdgfd.jpg (40 KB, 900x900) Alcoholanons 01/26/25(Sun)06:22:59 No.80172204 >Be me >Walking to Mcfaggots while wasted one night >Fall over drunk and cut my hand up >S--- hurts and I end up cracking phone screen as well >Wake up next day, head like a an African drum >S--- I need phone for work >Go into town to get screen repaired >Get there too early so hang around phone shop >Go into alleyway to plaster my cut from the night before >Suddenly a middle aged Asian man appears from behind dumpster with a tattoo upside his head >"Hello my brother" >Start chatting with him >He offers me a swig on the gin bottle >You know me n----, wont say no to that s--- >Fast forward 13 hours >I'm in the passenger seat of his Ferrari >He is speeding down the country road (Britfag, roads are narrow as a chinks fallopian tubes) >Chink starts snorting coke off the steering wheel >Can barely see straight, one hand over an eye >Chinaman pulls over >"I have a plan my brother, Today we got rob these f------ we make f------ millions" >Where the f--- am I? >Suddenly chinaman pulls a shotgun from the back seat >"You are with me my brother I know you are, let us kill this madafacker" >Uh no... >Manage to talk this f------ triad down >one hour later he drops me off at "my house" >Give this nip fake address >Second I get out of the car I f------ run >Hear him screaming that I am a traitor and his heart is broken as i sprint into the night >Wake up the next day in bed somehow with the worst hangover in the universe >"I will never drink again" >Get wasted that night >Phone is still broken
File: gfdgfdgfdgfdgfd.jpg (40 KB, 900x900) Alcoholanons 01/26/25(Sun)06:22:59 No.80172204 >Be me >Walking to Mcfaggots while wasted one night >Fall over drunk and cut my hand up >S--- hurts and I end up cracking phone screen as well >Wake up next day, head like a an African drum >S--- I need phone for work >Go into town to get screen repaired >Get there too early so hang around phone shop >Go into alleyway to plaster my cut from the night before >Suddenly a middle aged Asian man appears from behind dumpster with a tattoo upside his head >"Hello my brother" >Start chatting with him >He offers me a swig on the gin bottle >You know me n----, wont say no to that s--- >Fast forward 13 hours >I'm in the passenger seat of his Ferrari >He is speeding down the country road (Britfag, roads are narrow as a chinks fallopian tubes) >Chink starts snorting coke off the steering wheel >Can barely see straight, one hand over an eye >Chinaman pulls over >"I have a plan my brother, Today we got rob these f------ we make f------ millions" >Where the f--- am I? >Suddenly chinaman pulls a shotgun from the back seat >"You are with me my brother I know you are, let us kill this madafacker" >Uh no... >Manage to talk this f------ triad down >one hour later he drops me off at "my house" >Give this nip fake address >Second I get out of the car I f------ run >Hear him screaming that I am a traitor and his heart is broken as i sprint into the night >Wake up the next day in bed somehow with the worst hangover in the universe >"I will never drink again" >Get wasted that night >Phone is still broken

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Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Benefits are insane. >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.
Anonymous (ID: IF7bE8ZB Should I? 01/24/25(Fri)10:37:02 No.495265967 82 KB JPG TL;DR: Should I summon I.C.E to deport the illegal and his family to get the chick I want? >Benefits are insane. >Be me, 22. >Warehouse worker. >16.00/H, trying to get a raise. > Dad wants me to apply for the local police station, I might look into that. >I've been at my current job for 3 years. >A coworker inside the store who works the front counter is dating an illegal. >Found out because she openly talks about it to the other girls at the front counter. >Can easily overhear her whisper-talking to them in the room near the cash registers. >Redhead chick, 18 y.o >She's hardcore country and religious. >Petite, small perky t---, small perky ass. Perfect for her body frame. >Kind of gives off a "f--- you" attitude but is very polite, that's why I want her. >Does yoga and dancing, very f------ flexible. >Does stretches and s--- in front of the guys in the warehouse. >Can't help but look. >My warehouse coworkers know I want her. >Her family knows about her dating the guy but is only allowing it because he has the same standards, and is the same religion. >Just heard today that Trump is sending out squadrons of 200 to 400 I.C.E agents to major sanctuary cities. >My city is a sanctuary city. I'm seriously considering if I should throw the f----- and his family under the bus by contacting I.C.E.

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Anonymous guys 01/25/25(Sat)22:36:11 No.80170926 Guys what are the odds of a introverted autist to find an aspie gf who holds the core beliefs that abortion is outright evil murder (r---, mothers birth risk, genetic deformities have the only leg to stand on), and one should save up money to get a vasectomy like one would for a used car, no worry of her birth control because she doesn't interact with low IQ r---- brutes and finds cheating as evil as abortion? 729 KB PNG I'm looking for a unicorn aren't I?
Anonymous guys 01/25/25(Sat)22:36:11 No.80170926 Guys what are the odds of a introverted autist to find an aspie gf who holds the core beliefs that abortion is outright evil murder (r---, mothers birth risk, genetic deformities have the only leg to stand on), and one should save up money to get a vasectomy like one would for a used car, no worry of her birth control because she doesn't interact with low IQ r---- brutes and finds cheating as evil as abortion? 729 KB PNG I'm looking for a unicorn aren't I?

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Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)18:23:32 No.664830897 gabe.jpg 347 KB JPG >does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this business strategy called?
Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)18:23:32 No.664830897 gabe.jpg 347 KB JPG >does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves in the foot What is this business strategy called?

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Them feelings | /r/Greentext

390KiB, 822x802, 1000029781.png View Same Google Img0ps iqdb SauceNAO Them feelings hurt bros Anonymous Sat 25 Jan 2025 19:44:01 No. 930478472 V >be me >today have to go to the job at night, I work in the morning >spend all day playing games. >almost time to go to work >take a shower, eat, cologne, usual stuff >look at mirror and somewhat feel like I'm a 6/10 guy >go to the bus stop >listening to my usual doomer songs as usual >suddenly a 8/10 girl appears >she says hi and goes for a hug >I say that I don't know her >she says that she knows that and hugs me >says that I'm worthy, that I deserve good stuff, that I'm gonna make it >I thank her and say same for her >she leaves as I look at her >I contemplate my existence as i drift into nothingness >after minutes passes I regain consciousness on the verge of crying >she left, could've asked her number or whatever >she could've been a future girlfriend, friend or whatever >maybe she just needed a way to small talk to get my attention >maybe she liked me and found me interesting >I'm faded to be like this
390KiB, 822x802, 1000029781.png View Same Google Img0ps iqdb SauceNAO Them feelings hurt bros Anonymous Sat 25 Jan 2025 19:44:01 No. 930478472 V >be me >today have to go to the job at night, I work in the morning >spend all day playing games. >almost time to go to work >take a shower, eat, cologne, usual stuff >look at mirror and somewhat feel like I'm a 6/10 guy >go to the bus stop >listening to my usual doomer songs as usual >suddenly a 8/10 girl appears >she says hi and goes for a hug >I say that I don't know her >she says that she knows that and hugs me >says that I'm worthy, that I deserve good stuff, that I'm gonna make it >I thank her and say same for her >she leaves as I look at her >I contemplate my existence as i drift into nothingness >after minutes passes I regain consciousness on the verge of crying >she left, could've asked her number or whatever >she could've been a future girlfriend, friend or whatever >maybe she just needed a way to small talk to get my attention >maybe she liked me and found me interesting >I'm faded to be like this

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/25/25(Sat) 18:06:44 No.80168669 139 KB PNG >My old car had an ashtray for my cigarettes >My new car does not Where the f--- am I supposed to ash my ciggarettes? Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 18:08:21 No.80168682 on the floorboard. your car already smells like cigs so who cares. Anonymous >>80168669 (OP) 01/25/25(Sat) 18:09:14 No.80168691 I usually drop mine on the street when I go past the nearby jr high school
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 01/25/25(Sat) 18:06:44 No.80168669 139 KB PNG >My old car had an ashtray for my cigarettes >My new car does not Where the f--- am I supposed to ash my ciggarettes? Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 18:08:21 No.80168682 on the floorboard. your car already smells like cigs so who cares. Anonymous >>80168669 (OP) 01/25/25(Sat) 18:09:14 No.80168691 I usually drop mine on the street when I go past the nearby jr high school

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▼Settings Mobile Home 01/25/25(Sat)13:25:05 No.495384516 Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: V3MdphnL) r/Bumperstickers • u/808-YankeeinParadise ⚫ 10h ONE LESS... 111 17 ONE LESS TESLA 22 1.95 MB PNG Leftists on reddit are going back to gas guzzling pickup trucks because of elon Imao. Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 13:26:24 No.495384626 Powerful... Anonymous >>495384727 Interesting. 01/25/25(Sat)13:30:10 No.495384953 You do know that the name Elon is hebrew right?
▼Settings Mobile Home 01/25/25(Sat)13:25:05 No.495384516 Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: V3MdphnL) r/Bumperstickers • u/808-YankeeinParadise ⚫ 10h ONE LESS... 111 17 ONE LESS TESLA 22 1.95 MB PNG Leftists on reddit are going back to gas guzzling pickup trucks because of elon Imao. Anonymous 01/25/25(Sat) 13:26:24 No.495384626 Powerful... Anonymous >>495384727 Interesting. 01/25/25(Sat)13:30:10 No.495384953 You do know that the name Elon is hebrew right?

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Anonymous first ten shadows user 1.07 MB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)12:47:25 No.260841242 >be me, ancient ancestor of the Zen'in clan >discover I have the ability to summon animal allies using my shadow, but I have to beat them in a fight first >even get two dog buddies to help me beat them >hell yeah let's go >first fight, I have to beat a giant toad >cool, no problem >second fight, I have to beat a never-ending swarm of rabbits >annoying, but a pretty good tool in my arsenal >fight an electric bird, a giant snake, and a deer >things get a little dicey when i fight the tiger, the elephant, and an ox that literally cannot be stopped >now I've beaten and added 9 different beasts to my collection >on a pretty good roll so I figure let's try to get a nice even 10 >expecting a bear or a dragon or some extra powerful animal for lucky number ten >a nine foot tall 600 pound biblically accurate angel rises from the shadows >obliterates me instantly >mfw
Anonymous first ten shadows user 1.07 MB JPG 12/20/23(Wed)12:47:25 No.260841242 >be me, ancient ancestor of the Zen'in clan >discover I have the ability to summon animal allies using my shadow, but I have to beat them in a fight first >even get two dog buddies to help me beat them >hell yeah let's go >first fight, I have to beat a giant toad >cool, no problem >second fight, I have to beat a never-ending swarm of rabbits >annoying, but a pretty good tool in my arsenal >fight an electric bird, a giant snake, and a deer >things get a little dicey when i fight the tiger, the elephant, and an ox that literally cannot be stopped >now I've beaten and added 9 different beasts to my collection >on a pretty good roll so I figure let's try to get a nice even 10 >expecting a bear or a dragon or some extra powerful animal for lucky number ten >a nine foot tall 600 pound biblically accurate angel rises from the shadows >obliterates me instantly >mfw

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Anonymous (ID: VqRb+MM6 ) Aura Debt 01/25/25(Sat)19:59:51 No.21979265 >Be me download (2).jpg 9 KB JPG > Facetimes a sweet girl at midnight > Lets my intrusive win > Dance around in a Arab man costume > Hangs up > Feel embarrassed > Now planning to kill myself
Anonymous (ID: VqRb+MM6 ) Aura Debt 01/25/25(Sat)19:59:51 No.21979265 >Be me download (2).jpg 9 KB JPG > Facetimes a sweet girl at midnight > Lets my intrusive win > Dance around in a Arab man costume > Hangs up > Feel embarrassed > Now planning to kill myself

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: Anonymous the struggle of the american m(...) 56 KB JPG 01/25/25(Sat)02:12:02 No.930440232 >start the day waking up from a coma on the beach >completely naked and covered in s--- >swill salt water >gotta start the day right >waddle to work at big pharma >run into parked cars for the sweet sweet insurance payout >gonna be rich >feminoid attempts to call the police >a foolish attempt >leap towards her on all fours and pound her with a rock >she doesn't get the grindset >stumble into big pharma mumbling about the grind, demand to be taken to my office >"someone call security" >tfw they don't recognise the king of big pharma >reach to my buttocks to grab a clod of man mud for throwing >god blessed his strongest soldier with quick thinking >computer guy thinks I'm pulling out a gun >get tazed in the balls for a minute >it's fine, they don't understand the grindset >sprint outside, run into nearest fast food store >soyboy cashier attempts to stop the 400lbs of freedom barrelling towards him >a foolish attempt >cashier is flattened and slips under my aerodynamic USAmerican folds >waddle straight towards the deep fryer >manifest destiny >stick hands into the burger frying juice >tfw it burns instead of recognising the king of big pharma >the ocean is my friend and will cleanse my wounds >waddle back to the beach and collapse under the immense pressure of a day at business god bless america
: Anonymous the struggle of the american m(...) 56 KB JPG 01/25/25(Sat)02:12:02 No.930440232 >start the day waking up from a coma on the beach >completely naked and covered in s--- >swill salt water >gotta start the day right >waddle to work at big pharma >run into parked cars for the sweet sweet insurance payout >gonna be rich >feminoid attempts to call the police >a foolish attempt >leap towards her on all fours and pound her with a rock >she doesn't get the grindset >stumble into big pharma mumbling about the grind, demand to be taken to my office >"someone call security" >tfw they don't recognise the king of big pharma >reach to my buttocks to grab a clod of man mud for throwing >god blessed his strongest soldier with quick thinking >computer guy thinks I'm pulling out a gun >get tazed in the balls for a minute >it's fine, they don't understand the grindset >sprint outside, run into nearest fast food store >soyboy cashier attempts to stop the 400lbs of freedom barrelling towards him >a foolish attempt >cashier is flattened and slips under my aerodynamic USAmerican folds >waddle straight towards the deep fryer >manifest destiny >stick hands into the burger frying juice >tfw it burns instead of recognising the king of big pharma >the ocean is my friend and will cleanse my wounds >waddle back to the beach and collapse under the immense pressure of a day at business god bless america

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Anonymous ww Heg elsker 145 KB PNG Anonymous ☑ 10/24/22(Mon)19:36:56 No.172757396 The year is 2045. Norway lives under SWEDISH RULE. AII Norwegian men are fed hormones, sissified, and dominated. Norwegian women are breeding stock for Swedish alphas. 'GAME OVER, NORWEGIAN BOY!' 10/24/22(Mon)19:37:41 No.172757419 why do you keep posting this >>172757490 #
Anonymous ww Heg elsker 145 KB PNG Anonymous ☑ 10/24/22(Mon)19:36:56 No.172757396 The year is 2045. Norway lives under SWEDISH RULE. AII Norwegian men are fed hormones, sissified, and dominated. Norwegian women are breeding stock for Swedish alphas. 'GAME OVER, NORWEGIAN BOY!' 10/24/22(Mon)19:37:41 No.172757419 why do you keep posting this >>172757490 #

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: Anonymous CS:GONE 01/25/25(Sat) 14:11:39 No.930459548 LMAO 69 KB JPG >Be me 3rd world bum >cant afford a good pc but replaces parts one by one >die hard csgo player (s--- fps s--- ping mirage only abuser) >Finally able to change the gpu into a decent one >Get an rx570 as bday present for myself >able to experience the smooth 200fps as i click heads >Reached Supreme in 3 days >Valve announces CS2 is replacing GO and its a week till update Itsover.png >Play every map and mod available enjoying every second of it >CS2 is dogshit literaly unplayable and i f------ hate it Didnt launch it since november 2023 and when i watch csgo clips i get depressed >See news that Valve blocked the Classic offensive mod Why, Valve just why
: Anonymous CS:GONE 01/25/25(Sat) 14:11:39 No.930459548 LMAO 69 KB JPG >Be me 3rd world bum >cant afford a good pc but replaces parts one by one >die hard csgo player (s--- fps s--- ping mirage only abuser) >Finally able to change the gpu into a decent one >Get an rx570 as bday present for myself >able to experience the smooth 200fps as i click heads >Reached Supreme in 3 days >Valve announces CS2 is replacing GO and its a week till update Itsover.png >Play every map and mod available enjoying every second of it >CS2 is dogshit literaly unplayable and i f------ hate it Didnt launch it since november 2023 and when i watch csgo clips i get depressed >See news that Valve blocked the Classic offensive mod Why, Valve just why

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: Anonymous (ID: IYyqewXe CALIFORNIA SECEDES FROM THE UN(...) 01/25/25(Sat)00:02:51 No.495335529 California secession? Ballot initiative to make state a country is cleared to gather signatures Lindsay Weber Digital producer KCRA3 Updated: 2:42 PM PST Jan 24, 2025 Infinite Scroll Enabled 24022424042402.png >Be in the midst of uncontrollable wildfires >Vote to secede from the country that supplies your water because of butthurt over the election Imao please let it happen it would be so f------ funny >send modern day general Sherman to take it back >Ready to start it on fire and march to the coastline >W-- everything is already on fire >The California government beat us to it
: Anonymous (ID: IYyqewXe CALIFORNIA SECEDES FROM THE UN(...) 01/25/25(Sat)00:02:51 No.495335529 California secession? Ballot initiative to make state a country is cleared to gather signatures Lindsay Weber Digital producer KCRA3 Updated: 2:42 PM PST Jan 24, 2025 Infinite Scroll Enabled 24022424042402.png >Be in the midst of uncontrollable wildfires >Vote to secede from the country that supplies your water because of butthurt over the election Imao please let it happen it would be so f------ funny >send modern day general Sherman to take it back >Ready to start it on fire and march to the coastline >W-- everything is already on fire >The California government beat us to it

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