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: Anonymous 33 KB PNG 11/12/22(Sat) 07:06:22 No.70955077 >buying beer >hot milf at the counter >dude at the other counter >they both say hi at the same time >milf says "heehee your choice" >go to the dude because I'm scared of females It's f------ over
: Anonymous 33 KB PNG 11/12/22(Sat) 07:06:22 No.70955077 >buying beer >hot milf at the counter >dude at the other counter >they both say hi at the same time >milf says "heehee your choice" >go to the dude because I'm scared of females It's f------ over

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Anon works at retail | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Retail feels thread 118 KB JPG 06/01/22(Wed)19:11:32 No.68875207 >woman comes up to me asking about some discount >tell her I can't do it and the higher ups probably won't do it but let her know that if she complains enough they'll just give it to her >watch her complain and finally get her way >wink at her as she leaves >she winks back That was actually kind of cool.
: Anonymous Retail feels thread 118 KB JPG 06/01/22(Wed)19:11:32 No.68875207 >woman comes up to me asking about some discount >tell her I can't do it and the higher ups probably won't do it but let her know that if she complains enough they'll just give it to her >watch her complain and finally get her way >wink at her as she leaves >she winks back That was actually kind of cool.

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I'm only sleeping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408 >Tfw boyfriend is asleep Why does he do this? Every f------ night? 11/19/22(Sat)07:23:55 No.71045423 11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429 >>71045408 (OP) # >tells me he's not addicted to sleeping >goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix >shouts at me for trying to keep him from relapsing
: Anonymous 55 KB JPG : Anonymous : Anonymous 227 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408 >Tfw boyfriend is asleep Why does he do this? Every f------ night? 11/19/22(Sat)07:23:55 No.71045423 11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429 >>71045408 (OP) # >tells me he's not addicted to sleeping >goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix >shouts at me for trying to keep him from relapsing

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Cry about it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat)19:20:26 No.71041744 >make silly green text for my fellow anons >they laugh >mission_accomplished.mp3 >browsing the web days later >find "le ebin greentext" compilation >my posts are there F------ redditors I swear. They come here, scavenging the boards in search for content to be converted into sweet karma. They're probably gonna print this too, right f------? You're nothing but digital vultures. I hope you guys contract super explosive diarrhea and have liquid feces leaking from every hole of your funko pop powered bodies.
: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 11/19/22(Sat)19:20:26 No.71041744 >make silly green text for my fellow anons >they laugh >mission_accomplished.mp3 >browsing the web days later >find "le ebin greentext" compilation >my posts are there F------ redditors I swear. They come here, scavenging the boards in search for content to be converted into sweet karma. They're probably gonna print this too, right f------? You're nothing but digital vultures. I hope you guys contract super explosive diarrhea and have liquid feces leaking from every hole of your funko pop powered bodies.

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Anon is quite | /r/Greentext

. 2h (11/19 7:40) · 71045100 10 Re. 2 Img JPG 50KB (640 × 480) · images (2).jpg 4 Replies weezer by gurgs for weerac.com >girl in class approaches me >"why are you quite?" f------. 2h (11/19 7:40). 71045110 3 Replies pinkerton amic >>71045100 (OP) Quite what? Quite a f-----? Kill yourself highschoolfag
. 2h (11/19 7:40) · 71045100 10 Re. 2 Img JPG 50KB (640 × 480) · images (2).jpg 4 Replies weezer by gurgs for weerac.com >girl in class approaches me >"why are you quite?" f------. 2h (11/19 7:40). 71045110 3 Replies pinkerton amic >>71045100 (OP) Quite what? Quite a f-----? Kill yourself highschoolfag

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Anon takes the pink pill | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/20 (Fri)19:26:10 No.25563814 >unlocks the ability to see ghosts, shadow people, aliens Benadryl ALLERGY OHC25A ULTRATARS 24 39 KB JPG >astral projection and lifelike dreams >can talk to god and your dead relatives >cheap >safe >easily accessible why haven't you taken the pink pill
Anonymous 07/17/20 (Fri)19:26:10 No.25563814 >unlocks the ability to see ghosts, shadow people, aliens Benadryl ALLERGY OHC25A ULTRATARS 24 39 KB JPG >astral projection and lifelike dreams >can talk to god and your dead relatives >cheap >safe >easily accessible why haven't you taken the pink pill

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Anon has an evil idea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 259 KB GIF 07/04/20(Sat) 18:28:52 No.266387266 >I've been commenting on women's pictures congratulating them on how their transition is going. It usually hits quite a nerve when you 'mistake' them for a t-----. Best part of it is when they get too offended over it I call them out as transphobic. How am i supposed to know the difference between biological females and MtF females if trans women are women too? Them telling me it should be obvious is clearly just bigoted hate speech. >>266388397 # >>266389209 # >>266391177 # >>266391933 # >>266392266 # >>266392302 # >>266392911 #
: Anonymous 259 KB GIF 07/04/20(Sat) 18:28:52 No.266387266 >I've been commenting on women's pictures congratulating them on how their transition is going. It usually hits quite a nerve when you 'mistake' them for a t-----. Best part of it is when they get too offended over it I call them out as transphobic. How am i supposed to know the difference between biological females and MtF females if trans women are women too? Them telling me it should be obvious is clearly just bigoted hate speech. >>266388397 # >>266389209 # >>266391177 # >>266391933 # >>266392266 # >>266392302 # >>266392911 #

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The dog listens to anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous A sort of mire 11/03/22(Thu)04:29:47 No.68833295 >Round gf family's for the evening. >They have a German shepherd that's not well trained. >I have to walk the dog whenever I'm round as he gets excited when he sees me and expects it, I'm the only one he really listens to. >Fire works start going off outside. >Gf's family start panicking as doggo is petrified of fireworks previously wet himself and his in corner shaking when they were off. >This time he climbs onto my lap and buries his head into me and stays on my lap up until fire works stop. Gf was loving it >>68833385 # >>68833420 # >>68833601 # >>68838411 # >>68839229 #
: Anonymous A sort of mire 11/03/22(Thu)04:29:47 No.68833295 >Round gf family's for the evening. >They have a German shepherd that's not well trained. >I have to walk the dog whenever I'm round as he gets excited when he sees me and expects it, I'm the only one he really listens to. >Fire works start going off outside. >Gf's family start panicking as doggo is petrified of fireworks previously wet himself and his in corner shaking when they were off. >This time he climbs onto my lap and buries his head into me and stays on my lap up until fire works stop. Gf was loving it >>68833385 # >>68833420 # >>68833601 # >>68838411 # >>68839229 #

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anon is a deplorable bigot | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous (ID: 2R1a06M+ ) 11/19/22(Sat)04:39:42 No.405095988 >go to news site >click on article >start reading >see "LGBTQI+" >immediately stop reading That acronym is so f------ redundant it defies belief. If you're not L, G, B or T then congratulations that means you're straight. Do we really need to keep adding letters to accommodate every f----- who likes to f--- the same sex but somehow thinks they're not gay?
☐ Anonymous (ID: 2R1a06M+ ) 11/19/22(Sat)04:39:42 No.405095988 >go to news site >click on article >start reading >see "LGBTQI+" >immediately stop reading That acronym is so f------ redundant it defies belief. If you're not L, G, B or T then congratulations that means you're straight. Do we really need to keep adding letters to accommodate every f----- who likes to f--- the same sex but somehow thinks they're not gay?

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anon goes to spain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 412 KB PNG >finger bangs >happy.mp4 >calls me good boy : Anonymous >hard.png >lets me suck t------ for 6 hours middle of sidewalk >missionsuccess.mp4 its not all bad guys 6 KB JPG >>889285630 # : Anonymous 26 KB PNG 11/18/22(Fri)17:26:11 No.889285519 >be me >go on vacation to spain >meet girl >takes taxi just to meet me >go drink >buy her too many drinks >pukes all over me >bring her to bench >>889285709 # 11/18/22(Fri)17:27:45 No.889285549 >>889285519 (OP) # Stop r----- drunk Spaniards. 11/18/22(Fri)17:29:19 No.889285585 ok sure, but did she give you a handsfree prostate sissygasm with her feminine benis?
: Anonymous 412 KB PNG >finger bangs >happy.mp4 >calls me good boy : Anonymous >hard.png >lets me suck t------ for 6 hours middle of sidewalk >missionsuccess.mp4 its not all bad guys 6 KB JPG >>889285630 # : Anonymous 26 KB PNG 11/18/22(Fri)17:26:11 No.889285519 >be me >go on vacation to spain >meet girl >takes taxi just to meet me >go drink >buy her too many drinks >pukes all over me >bring her to bench >>889285709 # 11/18/22(Fri)17:27:45 No.889285549 >>889285519 (OP) # Stop r----- drunk Spaniards. 11/18/22(Fri)17:29:19 No.889285585 ok sure, but did she give you a handsfree prostate sissygasm with her feminine benis?

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Anon gets high | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Stoners only thread 62 KB JPG 11/18/22(Fri) 18:29:03 No.71039535 Stoners only thread high af. >something about me >I get really horny while high >walking to 711 one time >waiting at stop walk >see smoking hot homeless woman >instantdiamonds >tried to lose it quick >walk allowed >ohfuck.jpg >start walking like a retard >entire intersection full >everyone saw >walk up to 711 >ugly fatewhale walks out looks at me and smiles thinking its from her >mfw
Anonymous Stoners only thread 62 KB JPG 11/18/22(Fri) 18:29:03 No.71039535 Stoners only thread high af. >something about me >I get really horny while high >walking to 711 one time >waiting at stop walk >see smoking hot homeless woman >instantdiamonds >tried to lose it quick >walk allowed >ohfuck.jpg >start walking like a retard >entire intersection full >everyone saw >walk up to 711 >ugly fatewhale walks out looks at me and smiles thinking its from her >mfw

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Anon is so happy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/07/22(Mon)01:18:59 No.28269348 3.gif 1.67 MB GIF >often catch my dad looking right at me lately >decided to ask him if there's something wrong >dad said I look just like my mom when she was a teenager >he said he can't get over it and told me he's almost forgotten I used to be his son >tfw My dad thinks I'm beautiful, I'm so happy. > u <
: Anonymous 11/07/22(Mon)01:18:59 No.28269348 3.gif 1.67 MB GIF >often catch my dad looking right at me lately >decided to ask him if there's something wrong >dad said I look just like my mom when she was a teenager >he said he can't get over it and told me he's almost forgotten I used to be his son >tfw My dad thinks I'm beautiful, I'm so happy. > u <

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Anon doesn't like to use Steam | /r/Greentext

File (hide): 1428179925472.jpg (53.44 KB, 960x672, 10:7, f------ gamers.jpg) PENNEXIONIEREGRIAN DAWN WAR DAWN WAR MPC DAN 10% off THU UNBEARABLE S--- Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:38:45 ID: 11accd No.3028564 >>3028637 >>3028881 >>3029442 >>3030168 >>3030826 >>3031091 [Watch Thread] >STICKERS ON THE F------ BOX THAT IF YOU TRY TO RIP OFF THEY'LL RUIN THE BOX ►Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:44:17 ID: bf0dff No.3028630 >>3028701 >>3028904 >>3028946 >>3029056 >>3029059 >>30 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3029736 >>3029826 >>3029855 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034975 >>3034977 Use steam, you idiot. Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:49:35 ID: 11accd No.3028701 >>3028764 >>3028782 >>3028904 >>3029022 >>3029059 >>3029096 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3029736 >>3029826 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034975 >>3034977 File (hide): 1428180575235.jpg (52.48 KB, 642x424, 321:212. heeheehee.jpg) >>3028630 >Digital downloads >DRM >Don't get to keep your games >Don't get to return Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:56:24 ID: bf0dff No.3028782 >>3028817 >>3028904 >>3028930 >>3029946 >>3029022 >>3029059 >>3029096 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3020736 >>3029826 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3033852 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034913 >>3034975 >>>3034977 >>3028701 >>3028764 No i mean USE STEAM. USE ACTUAL F------ STEAM YOU IDIOT.
File (hide): 1428179925472.jpg (53.44 KB, 960x672, 10:7, f------ gamers.jpg) PENNEXIONIEREGRIAN DAWN WAR DAWN WAR MPC DAN 10% off THU UNBEARABLE S--- Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:38:45 ID: 11accd No.3028564 >>3028637 >>3028881 >>3029442 >>3030168 >>3030826 >>3031091 [Watch Thread] >STICKERS ON THE F------ BOX THAT IF YOU TRY TO RIP OFF THEY'LL RUIN THE BOX ►Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:44:17 ID: bf0dff No.3028630 >>3028701 >>3028904 >>3028946 >>3029056 >>3029059 >>30 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3029736 >>3029826 >>3029855 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034975 >>3034977 Use steam, you idiot. Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:49:35 ID: 11accd No.3028701 >>3028764 >>3028782 >>3028904 >>3029022 >>3029059 >>3029096 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3029736 >>3029826 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034975 >>3034977 File (hide): 1428180575235.jpg (52.48 KB, 642x424, 321:212. heeheehee.jpg) >>3028630 >Digital downloads >DRM >Don't get to keep your games >Don't get to return Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 20:56:24 ID: bf0dff No.3028782 >>3028817 >>3028904 >>3028930 >>3029946 >>3029022 >>3029059 >>3029096 >>3029134 >>3029135 >>3029285 >>3029302 >>3029305 >>3029327 >>3029492 >>3029569 >>3029616 >>3029649 >>3020736 >>3029826 >>3029915 >>3030120 >>3030466 >>3030700 >>3030826 >>3030859 >>3030871 >>3030987 >>3031019 >>3031041 >>3031421 >>3031726 >>3032851 >>3033852 >>3034589 >>3034796 >>3034823 >>3034913 >>3034975 >>>3034977 >>3028701 >>3028764 No i mean USE STEAM. USE ACTUAL F------ STEAM YOU IDIOT.

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Anon wanted cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)10:38:59 No.46535165 53 KB JPG ITT: Childhood autism >go to italian restaurant >order pasta >waiter asks me if i want cheese on my pasta >say yes >waiter says "ok say when" >i say "when" >"so you don't want any cheese?" >i am confused >"of course i want cheese" >"ok then, say when" >"when" >waiter is p-----, leaves and gives me no cheese >it dawns on me How was I this stupid?
: Anonymous 07/03/18(Tue)10:38:59 No.46535165 53 KB JPG ITT: Childhood autism >go to italian restaurant >order pasta >waiter asks me if i want cheese on my pasta >say yes >waiter says "ok say when" >i say "when" >"so you don't want any cheese?" >i am confused >"of course i want cheese" >"ok then, say when" >"when" >waiter is p-----, leaves and gives me no cheese >it dawns on me How was I this stupid?

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Anon has questionable pics on his computer | /r/Greentext

6h (11/18 20:17) 71034671 47 Re. 12 Img JPG 21KB (480 × 480) 732468237.jpg 11 Replies : >they found the nazi folder Yes, I know about the "they found the x" memes, but this is real. >be in college >classmate asks to use my laptop >she saves a pic >computer suggests the last place a pic was saved >it was the nazi anime girl folder I can't be expelled if she rats on me, can I? I didn't do anything wrong. I had a similar problem a few months ago when they saw me playing Smash on my 3DS with my Hitler Mii. I call him "Miitler".
6h (11/18 20:17) 71034671 47 Re. 12 Img JPG 21KB (480 × 480) 732468237.jpg 11 Replies : >they found the nazi folder Yes, I know about the "they found the x" memes, but this is real. >be in college >classmate asks to use my laptop >she saves a pic >computer suggests the last place a pic was saved >it was the nazi anime girl folder I can't be expelled if she rats on me, can I? I didn't do anything wrong. I had a similar problem a few months ago when they saw me playing Smash on my 3DS with my Hitler Mii. I call him "Miitler".

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girl getting obliterated. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 05/08/21(Sat)20:01:37 No.853965943 >be me today >eating on the patio of a restaurant >waitress has another girl shadowing her with a name tag that says "Trainee" >2 middle age women get seated within earshot of me, blonde and brunette >same waitress and trainee take their order >hear them say something like "that's just not right" and "I can't believe that" after they order >trainee brings back the waters alone >blonde says "honey, I just wanna say, they should NOT be making you wear a name tag that says t-----" >brunette says "you look great honey that's no one else's business" >f------ burst out laughing so loud everyone turns and looks >trainee girl literally starts crying and runs off >mfw
Anonymous 12 KB JPG 05/08/21(Sat)20:01:37 No.853965943 >be me today >eating on the patio of a restaurant >waitress has another girl shadowing her with a name tag that says "Trainee" >2 middle age women get seated within earshot of me, blonde and brunette >same waitress and trainee take their order >hear them say something like "that's just not right" and "I can't believe that" after they order >trainee brings back the waters alone >blonde says "honey, I just wanna say, they should NOT be making you wear a name tag that says t-----" >brunette says "you look great honey that's no one else's business" >f------ burst out laughing so loud everyone turns and looks >trainee girl literally starts crying and runs off >mfw

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I mean, is anon wrong tho? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 104 KB JPG 11/18/22 (Fri)17:44:27 No.68997241 >glucose and O2 go in >exhale, CO2 and H2O come out >need to refuel the the tank with water and fire it with coal (chicken and rice) >muscles act like pistons Anyone else feel like a steam engine while lifting? Pic related >WWHHHHOO00000000000000000000000 >o fug here combs the train :DD
: Anonymous 104 KB JPG 11/18/22 (Fri)17:44:27 No.68997241 >glucose and O2 go in >exhale, CO2 and H2O come out >need to refuel the the tank with water and fire it with coal (chicken and rice) >muscles act like pistons Anyone else feel like a steam engine while lifting? Pic related >WWHHHHOO00000000000000000000000 >o fug here combs the train :DD

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Anon is magic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous the magic word 89 KB PNG 11/18/22(Fri)16:43:37 No.71038418 >be me >6 yo >mom wont give me candy >says i need to say a magic word >i say please >she gives me the candy >mfw magic is real
: Anonymous the magic word 89 KB PNG 11/18/22(Fri)16:43:37 No.71038418 >be me >6 yo >mom wont give me candy >says i need to say a magic word >i say please >she gives me the candy >mfw magic is real

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Anon becomes girl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB PNG 11/18/21(Thu)19:18:27 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins No.23218261 >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >I wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl I end up in the hospital and almost f------ die
: Anonymous 39 KB PNG 11/18/21(Thu)19:18:27 >parents want me to be healthy as a kid so they have gummy vitamins and lots of supplement >ask my mom one day if I can have one of her "women's multivitamins No.23218261 >"these are for girls anon, you can't take them or else you'd grow boobs or something" >I wake up in the middle night and eat all the remaining gummies >instead of becoming a girl I end up in the hospital and almost f------ die

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underrated game console's birthday is today | /r/Greentext

Wiju Wiju 4170W1K2nmL._AC_SY350_.jpg 12 KB JPG 1010 >Happy birthday to the most underrated console of all time >That's right, the gamecube which deserved to sell 175 million units turns 21 today!
Wiju Wiju 4170W1K2nmL._AC_SY350_.jpg 12 KB JPG 1010 >Happy birthday to the most underrated console of all time >That's right, the gamecube which deserved to sell 175 million units turns 21 today!

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