: Anonymous A sort of mire 11/03/22(Thu)04:29:47 No.68833295 >Round gf family's for the evening. >They have a German shepherd that's not well trained. >I have to walk the dog whenever I'm round as he gets excited when he sees me and expects it, I'm the only one he really listens to. >Fire works start going off outside. >Gf's family start panicking as doggo is petrified of fireworks previously wet himself and his in corner shaking when they were off. >This time he climbs onto my lap and buries his head into me and stays on my lap up until fire works stop. Gf was loving it >>68833385 # >>68833420 # >>68833601 # >>68838411 # >>68839229 #

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: Anonymous A sort of mire 11/03/22(Thu)04:29:47 No.68833295 >Round gf family's for the evening. >They have a German shepherd that's not well trained. >I have to walk the dog whenever I'm round as he gets excited when he sees me and expects it, I'm the only one he really listens to. >Fire works start going off outside. >Gf's family start panicking as doggo is petrified of fireworks previously wet himself and his in corner shaking when they were off. >This time he climbs onto my lap and buries his head into me and stays on my lap up until fire works stop. Gf was loving it >>68833385 # >>68833420 # >>68833601 # >>68838411 # >>68839229 #

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