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: Anonymous (ID: JmrURBC3 50- 609 KB PNG 12/14/20(Mon)17:39:46 No.296529735 Gabe Newell escaped to New Zealand just before the corona hysteria. Is it a safe heaven for the elite? Anonymous (ID: N7cAcaTk 12/14/20(Mon)17:41:26 No.296529950 >Scamming lying a------ now lives in my country F--- off Gabe you're not welcome here >>296531024 # >>296538786 # >>296549410 # >>296554071 # : Anonymous (ID: K87R0sW6) >>296529950 # f--- you 12/14/20(Mon)21:21:45 No.296554071 MARIE teehee.jpg 702 KB JPG >>296554225 # >>296554233 # >>296554303 #
: Anonymous (ID: JmrURBC3 50- 609 KB PNG 12/14/20(Mon)17:39:46 No.296529735 Gabe Newell escaped to New Zealand just before the corona hysteria. Is it a safe heaven for the elite? Anonymous (ID: N7cAcaTk 12/14/20(Mon)17:41:26 No.296529950 >Scamming lying a------ now lives in my country F--- off Gabe you're not welcome here >>296531024 # >>296538786 # >>296549410 # >>296554071 # : Anonymous (ID: K87R0sW6) >>296529950 # f--- you 12/14/20(Mon)21:21:45 No.296554071 MARIE teehee.jpg 702 KB JPG >>296554225 # >>296554233 # >>296554303 #

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Russian master plan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WRzJSW09 E Russian 9/11 incoming 39 KB JPG 10/25/22(Tue)10:05:11 No.401399056 >Brilliant! >Shahed drones turn out to have negligible impact on frontline, mostly due to lackluster Russian recon/intelligence. Ukraine keeps slowly but surely regaining ground. >Cykabylat, what do we do now? >we will nuke ourselves with "dirty bomb" and say Ukrainians did it, this will bolster our ranks tenfold. 7 Replies / 1 Image >Ukraine keeps regaining ground >Quick Ivan, we need to think of something >I know, lets buy a lot of those suicide drones from Iran View Thread
Anonymous (ID: WRzJSW09 E Russian 9/11 incoming 39 KB JPG 10/25/22(Tue)10:05:11 No.401399056 >Brilliant! >Shahed drones turn out to have negligible impact on frontline, mostly due to lackluster Russian recon/intelligence. Ukraine keeps slowly but surely regaining ground. >Cykabylat, what do we do now? >we will nuke ourselves with "dirty bomb" and say Ukrainians did it, this will bolster our ranks tenfold. 7 Replies / 1 Image >Ukraine keeps regaining ground >Quick Ivan, we need to think of something >I know, lets buy a lot of those suicide drones from Iran View Thread

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Anon is... Or is he | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 791795067 193.2 kB PNG >be me >or not be me pic related 25 min. ago
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Anon's Grandpa is a Vietnam vet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 09/29/21 (Wed) 20:32:24 No.152651813 BORN coom D0459D10-EDE4-4F3C-9180-42DDC17B287F.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me, just an average white guy >go to visit my grandpa >tell him I have a gf >show him picture of her >he gasps and then smiles, patting me on the back >"you're dating an Asian woman? She's beautiful anon!" >grandpa's all excited, weirdest I've ever seen him >"come here boy, let's have a talk" >sits me down on the porch and cracks open an Arnold Palmer for me and himself >proceeds to tell me about all of his sexual experiences in Vietnam >admits to f------ a dead Vietnamese woman with his buddy >had an o--- with 7 Vietnamese women at once >admitted to f------ "at the very least" 100 Vietnamese women during his time in Vietnam >apparently has never told my father about these things and to quote "keep it between us" There's no way in hell I don't have Vietnamese cousins
Anonymous! 09/29/21 (Wed) 20:32:24 No.152651813 BORN coom D0459D10-EDE4-4F3C-9180-42DDC17B287F.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me, just an average white guy >go to visit my grandpa >tell him I have a gf >show him picture of her >he gasps and then smiles, patting me on the back >"you're dating an Asian woman? She's beautiful anon!" >grandpa's all excited, weirdest I've ever seen him >"come here boy, let's have a talk" >sits me down on the porch and cracks open an Arnold Palmer for me and himself >proceeds to tell me about all of his sexual experiences in Vietnam >admits to f------ a dead Vietnamese woman with his buddy >had an o--- with 7 Vietnamese women at once >admitted to f------ "at the very least" 100 Vietnamese women during his time in Vietnam >apparently has never told my father about these things and to quote "keep it between us" There's no way in hell I don't have Vietnamese cousins

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Anon seethes on attractive women | /r/Greentext

) vDGUDOXJ #11, No. 51917476 24 minutes ago >>51917259 because she is so overly confident and annoying, it's infuriating because of how unfair life is if you're not an attractive young woman, we will literally NEVER experience that sort of natural high and confidence even we make $20m next bull run > i'm not even an incel or whatever, but this is just how it is, you realize the brutality of being a non-chad male compared to being a 7/10 woman. these candid moments demonstrate that very well 5 replies
) vDGUDOXJ #11, No. 51917476 24 minutes ago >>51917259 because she is so overly confident and annoying, it's infuriating because of how unfair life is if you're not an attractive young woman, we will literally NEVER experience that sort of natural high and confidence even we make $20m next bull run > i'm not even an incel or whatever, but this is just how it is, you realize the brutality of being a non-chad male compared to being a 7/10 woman. these candid moments demonstrate that very well 5 replies

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Anon Starts WW1 | /r/Greentext

IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for BE39 138 NOORTE LAON F DEATH STROAUTO AIRLITS ATS 307 KB JPG war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die
IDS HABIDDING >be Serbian >buy a gun >notice some f----- riding around in his car with the top down >he has the gayest mustache i've ever seen >empty mag of .32 into the f------ degenerate >Austrians are p----- for some reason >every nation in Europe is gearing up for BE39 138 NOORTE LAON F DEATH STROAUTO AIRLITS ATS 307 KB JPG war >just because i shot some h--- >millions of people die

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Anon is worried about the future | /r/Greentext

File: Despair.jpg (25 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous 10/25/22(Tue)04:18:26 No.887898336 [Reply] ► >meet zoomer >they watch political tiktoks >"billionaires are pretty bad" >"so true anon" >"they are corrupt and don't care about us" >"omg yes anon" >"I also hate the World Economic Forum" >"wow i bet you hate jews as well These people can vote now
File: Despair.jpg (25 KB, 1200x630) Anonymous 10/25/22(Tue)04:18:26 No.887898336 [Reply] ► >meet zoomer >they watch political tiktoks >"billionaires are pretty bad" >"so true anon" >"they are corrupt and don't care about us" >"omg yes anon" >"I also hate the World Economic Forum" >"wow i bet you hate jews as well These people can vote now

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Anon becomes trans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:08:26 No.52625171 21 KB PNG Just found a loop hole in the the system lads >be me >want steroids for quick gains >live in small town so I cant get them easily >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply Muscle city here I come Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:18:41 No.526 >>52625211 # Ya I'm trans alright. Male to alpha male >>52625279 # >>52625320 # >>52625346 # >>52625362 #
: Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:08:26 No.52625171 21 KB PNG Just found a loop hole in the the system lads >be me >want steroids for quick gains >live in small town so I cant get them easily >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply Muscle city here I come Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)09:18:41 No.526 >>52625211 # Ya I'm trans alright. Male to alpha male >>52625279 # >>52625320 # >>52625346 # >>52625362 #

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Anon works in IT | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon)18:59:58 No.887898905 47 KB JPG >be me >pajeet >work as IT support at recruitment company >lots of chads and staceys >one chad always talks about how much he loves spicy food >shows off his new hotsauce called the urethrra inflamer or some s--- >idea.jpg >we have a shared lunch soon >"if you love spicy food so much you should try my spicy special indian curry!" >chad is really excited to try this new food >I proceed to eat nothing but spicy vindaloo for three days >spray a torrent of hot liquid s--- in saucepan and mix with tomato, coconut milk, and garam masala >take my special curry to work the next day and give to chad >chad winces at the smell and proceeds vomit all over himself and the floor after taking one bite >:"i guess you don't like spicy food after all!" i laugh as i'm chowing down on my special curry >stacey gives me her number after this
: Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon)18:59:58 No.887898905 47 KB JPG >be me >pajeet >work as IT support at recruitment company >lots of chads and staceys >one chad always talks about how much he loves spicy food >shows off his new hotsauce called the urethrra inflamer or some s--- >idea.jpg >we have a shared lunch soon >"if you love spicy food so much you should try my spicy special indian curry!" >chad is really excited to try this new food >I proceed to eat nothing but spicy vindaloo for three days >spray a torrent of hot liquid s--- in saucepan and mix with tomato, coconut milk, and garam masala >take my special curry to work the next day and give to chad >chad winces at the smell and proceeds vomit all over himself and the floor after taking one bite >:"i guess you don't like spicy food after all!" i laugh as i'm chowing down on my special curry >stacey gives me her number after this

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Anon has found out about reddit. | /r/Greentext

Before internet >i want to f--- toasters. >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #
Before internet >i want to f--- toasters. >dont be a f------ retard >grow up After internet >I want to f--- a toaster >google >find a community with 1000+ members about people wanting to f--- toasters >f--- up your life >>107430609 #

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Anons dad is proud | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Feels Good Man thread 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be autistic since i dont want to embarrass my dad >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away 192 KB PNG >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was
Anonymous Feels Good Man thread 07/07/18(Sat)12:51:39 No.46628877 >be me yesterday >start working at the same company as my dad >dad shows me around his lab area and i meet some of his friends >try my best to not be autistic since i dont want to embarrass my dad >think i did a pretty good job >had to get back to my part of the lab so i said by and started walking away 192 KB PNG >badge fell out of my pocket so i had to stop and pick it up once i left the room >overhear one of my dads friends say that my dad has a good son >dad says "Yea, hes grown into a fantastic man and im proud of him" I think i finally made it boys, never thought id see the day where my dad would be proud of who I was

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anon has a problem | /r/Greentext

Sex Fantasy 10/24/22(Mon)23:53:28 No.887913567 >be me >fantasize about sex >get off >later >have sex >dont get off to it >feel sad 224 KB PNG >think i have something wrong with me >go home >fantasize about sex >get off is something wrong with me, both situations were with same girl but when i actually had sex i was bored, but when i fantasized about f------ her i got off faster then ever am i cucking myself or something??
Sex Fantasy 10/24/22(Mon)23:53:28 No.887913567 >be me >fantasize about sex >get off >later >have sex >dont get off to it >feel sad 224 KB PNG >think i have something wrong with me >go home >fantasize about sex >get off is something wrong with me, both situations were with same girl but when i actually had sex i was bored, but when i fantasized about f------ her i got off faster then ever am i cucking myself or something??

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anon got a gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 295 KB PNG am 12/15/21 (Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21 (Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822
Anonymous 295 KB PNG am 12/15/21 (Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21 (Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822

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Anon showed his green minions folder to a gril | /r/Greentext

02/04/21(Thu)22:18:34 No.62172 >tfw invited a girl over and unironically showed her my meme frog folder
02/04/21(Thu)22:18:34 No.62172 >tfw invited a girl over and unironically showed her my meme frog folder

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Anon is a Po(o)p Star | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)13:15:37 No.887822412 Poopie butt! Poopie butt! Poopies in the butt Poopies in the butt- Poopie-poopie butt- There is poopies in my butt it's the poopie butt~ 10/23/22(Sun)13:38:30 No.887823427 istockphoto-1020480758-170667a.jpg 67 KB JPG
: Anonymous 49 KB PNG : Anonymous 10/23/22(Sun)13:15:37 No.887822412 Poopie butt! Poopie butt! Poopies in the butt Poopies in the butt- Poopie-poopie butt- There is poopies in my butt it's the poopie butt~ 10/23/22(Sun)13:38:30 No.887823427 istockphoto-1020480758-170667a.jpg 67 KB JPG

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Anon travels to a volcano | /r/Greentext

v.jpg, 69KiB, 726x400 /b/ Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 16:30:42 No.887646915 Don't ever trust dodgy guides /b/ View >Went to NZ with a friend >We've known each other since childhood as we lived in the same street (no h---) >Friend wasn't as convinced but I've always wanted to hike on the great outdoors. >Camping sites and sight seeing was great outside the city, but the further you go the s------- it got >Beautiful fields, forests and snowy peaks change to grey swamps and dry forests >Wanted to go see the nearby active volcano up close but we didn't know how to get there safely >A friend of my uncle knew all about this area, would have asked him but he had passed away recently >Out of chance found a meth head when we were hiking >The guy knew the area like the back of his hand, we were of course very cautious and my buddy kept insisting we should ditch him, but it couldn't be denied he knew the area, likely had been roughing it for years at this point >For some reason whenever we ate he woud asks us if we had sushi, but we had only brought dry rations we knew would last >We could now see the volcano in the horizon, my friend kept insisting we should ditch the meth head >Got into an argument >Eventually just told my friend to f--- off if he wanted, he looked heartbroken (again no h---) but he did >Eventually find a cave we use for camping >After a while in the night I realise the meth head is just gone >After a while in it felt a sharp pain in my stomach >A fuckhuge spider had bitten me >Thought these things lived on in Australia >Likely the cave was infested, so I ran terrified outside. >Try to go to the back to the main trail, but get mugged on the way >Think I'll likely die there >But then my buddy showed up, apparently had been following my tracks for a while >We set up with what little rations we had left towards the volcano >Found meth head once again near the main tourism spot >My friend just f------ tosses a rock at his head >I go in the lookout to see the lava, my friend walks in soon after, yelling nonsense >"Destroy it Mr. Frodo!"
v.jpg, 69KiB, 726x400 /b/ Anonymous Thu 20 Oct 2022 16:30:42 No.887646915 Don't ever trust dodgy guides /b/ View >Went to NZ with a friend >We've known each other since childhood as we lived in the same street (no h---) >Friend wasn't as convinced but I've always wanted to hike on the great outdoors. >Camping sites and sight seeing was great outside the city, but the further you go the s------- it got >Beautiful fields, forests and snowy peaks change to grey swamps and dry forests >Wanted to go see the nearby active volcano up close but we didn't know how to get there safely >A friend of my uncle knew all about this area, would have asked him but he had passed away recently >Out of chance found a meth head when we were hiking >The guy knew the area like the back of his hand, we were of course very cautious and my buddy kept insisting we should ditch him, but it couldn't be denied he knew the area, likely had been roughing it for years at this point >For some reason whenever we ate he woud asks us if we had sushi, but we had only brought dry rations we knew would last >We could now see the volcano in the horizon, my friend kept insisting we should ditch the meth head >Got into an argument >Eventually just told my friend to f--- off if he wanted, he looked heartbroken (again no h---) but he did >Eventually find a cave we use for camping >After a while in the night I realise the meth head is just gone >After a while in it felt a sharp pain in my stomach >A fuckhuge spider had bitten me >Thought these things lived on in Australia >Likely the cave was infested, so I ran terrified outside. >Try to go to the back to the main trail, but get mugged on the way >Think I'll likely die there >But then my buddy showed up, apparently had been following my tracks for a while >We set up with what little rations we had left towards the volcano >Found meth head once again near the main tourism spot >My friend just f------ tosses a rock at his head >I go in the lookout to see the lava, my friend walks in soon after, yelling nonsense >"Destroy it Mr. Frodo!"

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