Why Was Peanut The Squirrel Euthanized By New York Officials? P'Nut's Death And The Internet's Reaction Explained
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![☐/b/ why didnt it work Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed)17:50:25 No.899423605 [Reply] >be me >in a middle school >see cute girl in my class >okay anon. you've trained for this moment for years. do *not* f--- this up >"heyyy" >"....uhm hello?" >i have been practicing the perfect pickup line for weeks, just for this moment >okay here i go >"am i ur uncle? cuz i wanna rail the s--- out of you" >"anon what the f---" >reports me to the school >gets fired from teaching job why didnt it work?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/590/646/922.png "god. that. plot. twist(s). otherwise pretty unfunny | /r/Greentext")
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