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Anon has a generous father | /r/Greentext


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Ghost Rider | /r/Greentext


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Anon in the 90s | /r/Greentext


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Anon's girlfriend won't stop farting. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) = 167 KB JPG 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >>267225105 # >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz) 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026 Best thread on 4chan right now
Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF) = 167 KB JPG 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >>267225105 # >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz) 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026 Best thread on 4chan right now

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Early bird gets the worm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)11:28:12 No.69201824 >decide to confess my feelings to the Discord girl I like (we live in the same town and met up twice, it was fun) >before going to bed, I tell myself that I will confess to her in the morning >I wake up >her Discord status is "I have a boyfriend now!!!!!!" >ask her about it >she indeed has a boyfriend now >tell her congratulations and I'm happy for her >thankful I have four days off work to sleep away
: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)11:28:12 No.69201824 >decide to confess my feelings to the Discord girl I like (we live in the same town and met up twice, it was fun) >before going to bed, I tell myself that I will confess to her in the morning >I wake up >her Discord status is "I have a boyfriend now!!!!!!" >ask her about it >she indeed has a boyfriend now >tell her congratulations and I'm happy for her >thankful I have four days off work to sleep away

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Anon wins over the health care system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat) 19:29:51 No.758781039 >decide to buy a phone >old one pretty much useless >ready for the trash >decide to give it the send off it deserves >head to train tracks 2 minutes before train is schedules to pass 9 KB PNG >call the suicide hotline >tell them i've had enough >i keep calling them and they never help >my doctors and therapists don't help >the meds do nothing >i'm at the tracks right now and the train is coming >they hear the train coming >i throw phone at front of train as it passes >mfw
: Anonymous 02/03/18(Sat) 19:29:51 No.758781039 >decide to buy a phone >old one pretty much useless >ready for the trash >decide to give it the send off it deserves >head to train tracks 2 minutes before train is schedules to pass 9 KB PNG >call the suicide hotline >tell them i've had enough >i keep calling them and they never help >my doctors and therapists don't help >the meds do nothing >i'm at the tracks right now and the train is coming >they hear the train coming >i throw phone at front of train as it passes >mfw

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Anon faces a difficult situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)00:01:29 No.146411840 >have comfy job I enjoy >can watch videos and listen to music all day while I work >but for no reason I can't stand being there 3.29 MB GIF >walk in at exactly 8am and walk out the second it hits 4pm even if I'm mid conversation >get home and do literally the exact same s--- I do at work for fun I can't understand it
: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)00:01:29 No.146411840 >have comfy job I enjoy >can watch videos and listen to music all day while I work >but for no reason I can't stand being there 3.29 MB GIF >walk in at exactly 8am and walk out the second it hits 4pm even if I'm mid conversation >get home and do literally the exact same s--- I do at work for fun I can't understand it

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Anon asserts dominance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 149 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)02:30:51 No.69206374 >don't study for test >it's a true or false type >answer all false >fail.exe >still highest grade in my class
Anonymous 149 KB JPG 06/28/22(Tue)02:30:51 No.69206374 >don't study for test >it's a true or false type >answer all false >fail.exe >still highest grade in my class

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classic anon | /r/Greentext

10/29/21 (Fri)03:16:38 No.865715103 I'm completely f----- to hell. I just got caught sniffing the couch where my cousin's girlfriend was sitting. I went to tht bathroom and thought they were all upstairs. Turns out my cousin was in the other room and came out as my face was in the couch. H started flipping out and getting loud which was alerting everyone else. I just kept saying sorry and ran out of there. My sister keeps texting me asking where I am. I'm just sitting here at a bar wishing I never did this. I can't f------ believe it. I can't even go to that place again. God knows what they're all saying about me. I don't even care I'm just getting s--- faced. Anonymous 155 KB PNG
10/29/21 (Fri)03:16:38 No.865715103 I'm completely f----- to hell. I just got caught sniffing the couch where my cousin's girlfriend was sitting. I went to tht bathroom and thought they were all upstairs. Turns out my cousin was in the other room and came out as my face was in the couch. H started flipping out and getting loud which was alerting everyone else. I just kept saying sorry and ran out of there. My sister keeps texting me asking where I am. I'm just sitting here at a bar wishing I never did this. I can't f------ believe it. I can't even go to that place again. God knows what they're all saying about me. I don't even care I'm just getting s--- faced. Anonymous 155 KB PNG

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Loves Venice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Anon is in the closet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---
: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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Canada saves lives | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Prenup Hand PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT yang www. (ID: YVIBryUs) et Respective Rights & Revi 106 KB JPG 07/07/21 (Wed)11:37:38 No.329063944 >Be me 20 year old retard >Marry w---- bitch I thought was my soul mate >I read about prenups and decided to get one >Made her sign a prenup waiving her right to alimony and other things with us both having a lawyer present >Fast forward 2 years she cheats on me and divorces me >Tries to spin a yarn about how I was abusive and other b------- >She gets nothing because of the prenup >I think about it and realize I probably would have been divorce r---- and had my life ruined if not for the prenup Always get a prenup it could save your life
: Anonymous Prenup Hand PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT yang www. (ID: YVIBryUs) et Respective Rights & Revi 106 KB JPG 07/07/21 (Wed)11:37:38 No.329063944 >Be me 20 year old retard >Marry w---- bitch I thought was my soul mate >I read about prenups and decided to get one >Made her sign a prenup waiving her right to alimony and other things with us both having a lawyer present >Fast forward 2 years she cheats on me and divorces me >Tries to spin a yarn about how I was abusive and other b------- >She gets nothing because of the prenup >I think about it and realize I probably would have been divorce r---- and had my life ruined if not for the prenup Always get a prenup it could save your life

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Happened to me once. Always be kind | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period
: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period

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Anon sees a funny post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)12:46:54 No.69199028 >go on r/4chan >see funny post >look in comments >some dude says something about jews pushing homosexuality >click on his profile for his post history >he made a post asking someone to f--- his gf Does he think that cuckoldry isnt gay?
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)12:46:54 No.69199028 >go on r/4chan >see funny post >look in comments >some dude says something about jews pushing homosexuality >click on his profile for his post history >he made a post asking someone to f--- his gf Does he think that cuckoldry isnt gay?

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