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Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.

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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album

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: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period

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Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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