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Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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: Anonymous Prenup Hand PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT yang www. (ID: YVIBryUs) et Respective Rights & Revi 106 KB JPG 07/07/21 (Wed)11:37:38 No.329063944 >Be me 20 year old retard >Marry w---- bitch I thought was my soul mate >I read about prenups and decided to get one >Made her sign a prenup waiving her right to alimony and other things with us both having a lawyer present >Fast forward 2 years she cheats on me and divorces me >Tries to spin a yarn about how I was abusive and other b------- >She gets nothing because of the prenup >I think about it and realize I probably would have been divorce r---- and had my life ruined if not for the prenup Always get a prenup it could save your life

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: Anonymous FOGR RECHER RESPURIONS SOUR PATCH 44 KB JPG >ignore most of it >chad approaches 10/16/18(Tue)22:52:36 No.48743698 >be me >15 year old virgin in school >PE is out because of pre SAT >be sitting in bleachers by myself >get pencils and tampons thrown at me >he actually sits next to me >he hands me his bag of sour patch kids >"Want one Anon?" Thanks Chad >think its a trap and ignore him >he starts saying he really feels bad for me and wants to get to know me >we share almost no interests but we were able to hold a conversation >we listen to Brock Hampton and eat sour patch kids the whole period

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Anonymous 156 KB JPG 06/27/22(Mon)21:05:50 No.880939259 > be me > saw the premiere of the Obi-wan Kenobi ep3 > "what have you become? I am what you made me" > I found it super cool > made funny tiktok meme about (POV: Your ex sees you after your gymrat post break up phase) > Having 100 followers > someone literally screenrecorded it and reposted it > it goes viral > Now i can see many tik toks with this sound F--- you normies. That was my own meme. F--- you all.

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File: hecker.gif (45 KB, 112x112) Anonymous 11/12/21(Fri)19:20:30 No.866604933 >be me >on retardit >see comments section of post > yellow thumb > yellow thumb > n---- thumb >n---- thumb was downvoted to hell >retardit is as racist as we are n---- thumb

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Anonymous (ID: Hj90Qxmc 71 KB JPG 07/19/14(Sat) 20:34:11 No.557467937 >mfw Americans call petrol "gas" >mfw Americans call the servo a "service station" >mfw Americans call a ute a "pickup truck" >mfw Americans call grog "alcohol" >mfw Americans call the bottle-o a "liquor store" >mfw Americans call a billabong a "creek" >mfw Americans call a jumbuck a "dog" >mfw Americans call footy "football" >mfw Americans call macca's "McDonalds" >mfw Americans call hungry jacks "Burger King" >mfw Americans call a bog roll "toilet paper" >mfw Americans call their c---- "friends"

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Anonymous 11/24/14(Mon)04:45:10 No.14818808 >held bf in bed last night >"I like when you hold me" >tfw he started crying >tfw rubbing his back and kissing his hair while he sobs into my chest >tfw he kept saying sorry and I had to tell him over and over that it was ok >tfw he asked me not to leave him >tfw never leaving him 326 KB PNG Was a weird experience, never had a man cry in my arms before All I felt was love and a need to protect him

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Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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