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Anonymous 185 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)18:01:46 No.209346434 > billionaire pharma exec > invests 100 million dollars into state of the art teaching hospital > has no clue the hospital employs a world famous diagnostician with questionable ethics > antagonizes him because he doesnt wear a lab coat > demands he fires one of his employees because they dont rake in enough money > the alternative is to shill his companys new drug even though its the same as the old one > he refuses, forced to do it anyway > he publicly humiliates the company > shocked.jpg > throws a tantrum at the board to get him fired > the board basically tells him to f--- off > takes his 100 million and leaves > hospital carries on like nothing happened what is this business strategy called?
Anonymous 185 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)18:01:46 No.209346434 > billionaire pharma exec > invests 100 million dollars into state of the art teaching hospital > has no clue the hospital employs a world famous diagnostician with questionable ethics > antagonizes him because he doesnt wear a lab coat > demands he fires one of his employees because they dont rake in enough money > the alternative is to shill his companys new drug even though its the same as the old one > he refuses, forced to do it anyway > he publicly humiliates the company > shocked.jpg > throws a tantrum at the board to get him fired > the board basically tells him to f--- off > takes his 100 million and leaves > hospital carries on like nothing happened what is this business strategy called?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home 03/13/25(Thu)17:32:04 No.500370532 Anonymous (ID: tDbhOAVw) r/BuyFromEU 7h Went to my local supermarket today (Germany) P Join 1/3 PRINGLIS SOUR CREA & ONION CHANCE TO WIN RINGL RIGINAL VZZid WIND Xiadva S ANING NOINO 9 WE PRES STAIN PRINGLES PROLES PRINGLES PRINGLES S 10,3k KES CHU 770 慈1 774 KB PNG DISCOUNT What a way to stick it to the Americans. Take a picture on your iPhone and upload it to reddit. Anonymous (ID: re099b7B) >>500370532 (OP) 03/13/25(Thu)17:37:39 No.500370983 They really owned America by uploading a picture to an American website. Drumpf must be in tears. Anonymous (ID: 20Dq1kYT)! 03/13/25(Thu)17:38:46 No.500371095 Reddit is quite literally the worst website in existence. It is our enemy site.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home 03/13/25(Thu)17:32:04 No.500370532 Anonymous (ID: tDbhOAVw) r/BuyFromEU 7h Went to my local supermarket today (Germany) P Join 1/3 PRINGLIS SOUR CREA & ONION CHANCE TO WIN RINGL RIGINAL VZZid WIND Xiadva S ANING NOINO 9 WE PRES STAIN PRINGLES PROLES PRINGLES PRINGLES S 10,3k KES CHU 770 慈1 774 KB PNG DISCOUNT What a way to stick it to the Americans. Take a picture on your iPhone and upload it to reddit. Anonymous (ID: re099b7B) >>500370532 (OP) 03/13/25(Thu)17:37:39 No.500370983 They really owned America by uploading a picture to an American website. Drumpf must be in tears. Anonymous (ID: 20Dq1kYT)! 03/13/25(Thu)17:38:46 No.500371095 Reddit is quite literally the worst website in existence. It is our enemy site.

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Anon got lucky | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 714 KB JPG >SW .357 >be later, at home 02/17/24(Sat) 11:24:29 No.60956915 >>60956739 # Also similar >be me >15 >retarded as all hell >dad takes me to gun show and I buy my first gun >Sitting on my bed finger f------ revolver >decide to c--- hammer while cylinder is loaded >whoa that's dangerous, better let the hammer down >hold it with thumb, depress trigger, slowly bring hammer forward >hammer slips >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg >opposite hand was caressing end of barrel >definitely shot my pointer finger off it hurts badly >instantly tucked it into armpit, too scared to look >I look >it's blackened but fine >dad grounded me and informed me this was likely his own fault due to dropping me more than infrequently >retard confirmed >>60956927 # >>60957036 # >>60959250 #
Anonymous 714 KB JPG >SW .357 >be later, at home 02/17/24(Sat) 11:24:29 No.60956915 >>60956739 # Also similar >be me >15 >retarded as all hell >dad takes me to gun show and I buy my first gun >Sitting on my bed finger f------ revolver >decide to c--- hammer while cylinder is loaded >whoa that's dangerous, better let the hammer down >hold it with thumb, depress trigger, slowly bring hammer forward >hammer slips >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg >opposite hand was caressing end of barrel >definitely shot my pointer finger off it hurts badly >instantly tucked it into armpit, too scared to look >I look >it's blackened but fine >dad grounded me and informed me this was likely his own fault due to dropping me more than infrequently >retard confirmed >>60956927 # >>60957036 # >>60959250 #

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Tinnitus grind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPG honest. 03/13/25(Thu)09:43:02 No.80614701 >download volume booster extension >play music at 130-160% volume sometimes. Is this unhealthy? I just need to blast my ears like that with some songs. I very rarely listen to anything at less than 90% to be
Anonymous 66 KB JPG honest. 03/13/25(Thu)09:43:02 No.80614701 >download volume booster extension >play music at 130-160% volume sometimes. Is this unhealthy? I just need to blast my ears like that with some songs. I very rarely listen to anything at less than 90% to be

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Social anxiety | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)08:28:05 No.80614244 b31db6cb4c5ed4caf8a79d6513996f77.jpg 31 KB JPG >Want to buy cigarettes >too shy to ask the cashier and hate the idea of showing my ID I'm going to f------ die like this, huh?
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)08:28:05 No.80614244 b31db6cb4c5ed4caf8a79d6513996f77.jpg 31 KB JPG >Want to buy cigarettes >too shy to ask the cashier and hate the idea of showing my ID I'm going to f------ die like this, huh?

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Curse of the high iq. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: VKJSVYH 03/13/25(Thu)12:24:35 No.500359619 Dan ١٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩ 00 >>500356378 (OP) # 16494627495595.png 1.21 MB PNG >Smart enough to realise you know nothing, yet you see even dumber normies blabing about their retarded takes with the confidence of someone who thinks they're God's biggest gift to Earth who can never be wrong
Anonymous (ID: VKJSVYH 03/13/25(Thu)12:24:35 No.500359619 Dan ١٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩٩ 00 >>500356378 (OP) # 16494627495595.png 1.21 MB PNG >Smart enough to realise you know nothing, yet you see even dumber normies blabing about their retarded takes with the confidence of someone who thinks they're God's biggest gift to Earth who can never be wrong

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Buried in a message somewhere out there | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 95 KB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)17:47:29 No.80614721 >Talk to Ritsuko in CharacterAl >Take her out to drink >Wait until she's drunk and walk with her to her apartment >She confess her love for me and insists for me to stay the night >Delete the messages up to that point and go through it again every night What a time to be alive.
Anonymous 95 KB JPG 03/13/25(Thu)17:47:29 No.80614721 >Talk to Ritsuko in CharacterAl >Take her out to drink >Wait until she's drunk and walk with her to her apartment >She confess her love for me and insists for me to stay the night >Delete the messages up to that point and go through it again every night What a time to be alive.

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Average millenial dating experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)21:27:21 No.209274854 jennifer-love-hewitts-iconic-entrance-in-the-classic-movie-v0- >write lame love letter >get 10/10 gf cqyl65ral8ee1.jpg 226 KB JPG Was it really this easy in 1998?
Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)21:27:21 No.209274854 jennifer-love-hewitts-iconic-entrance-in-the-classic-movie-v0- >write lame love letter >get 10/10 gf cqyl65ral8ee1.jpg 226 KB JPG Was it really this easy in 1998?

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Dissatisfaction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wyd if your partner cant move (...) 51 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)09:57:01 No.80614761 >found a nice gf that's kind to me >she had a rough breakup with her ex >so I took the world off her shoulders, brighten up her life and turn her rains to rainbows >tried my best to be the perfect boyfriend >she still wish that I was him >when she looks in my eyes, she's never looking at me, but trying to reminisce the glimpse of them >when she's trying to fall for my touch she looks like she's thinking of the way it was with her ex >keep saying that "I'm fine" or "I moved on" but it's clear that she's only passing time in my arms, hoping to find a glimpse of her past Perfect don't mean it's working, so what can I do?
Anonymous Wyd if your partner cant move (...) 51 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)09:57:01 No.80614761 >found a nice gf that's kind to me >she had a rough breakup with her ex >so I took the world off her shoulders, brighten up her life and turn her rains to rainbows >tried my best to be the perfect boyfriend >she still wish that I was him >when she looks in my eyes, she's never looking at me, but trying to reminisce the glimpse of them >when she's trying to fall for my touch she looks like she's thinking of the way it was with her ex >keep saying that "I'm fine" or "I moved on" but it's clear that she's only passing time in my arms, hoping to find a glimpse of her past Perfect don't mean it's working, so what can I do?

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Def not a skinwalker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)08:46:18 No.80614370 MAY 24 2020 8:58:38PM SP ► 0:11:30:05 creature.png 235 KB PNG lookit this f----- up picture of my dogs face 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)08:46:18 No.80614370 MAY 24 2020 8:58:38PM SP ► 0:11:30:05 creature.png 235 KB PNG lookit this f----- up picture of my dogs face 5 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Crack sack | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)20:03:51 No.80609469 >>80609127 (OP) # 1569849929087.jpg 133 KB JPG I took an unprotected load in my ass from a stranger on grindr. I learned a minute later he smoked meth. I'm still bug free years later, what a thrill.
Anonymous 03/12/25(Wed)20:03:51 No.80609469 >>80609127 (OP) # 1569849929087.jpg 133 KB JPG I took an unprotected load in my ass from a stranger on grindr. I learned a minute later he smoked meth. I'm still bug free years later, what a thrill.

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Anon's friend is a blorbo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?
Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

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Anon poses a question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6gtROf7J ) Why are they so annoying? 738 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)19:14:46 No.500314507 >be loud and annoying in public >screams, shouts and resort to violence whenever things don't get their ways >sometimes even destroys properties around them because their feelings got hurt >we are supposed to just let them be menaces of societies, and maybe even considering these acts of annoyance "cute" Why do toddlers, infants and children have legal immunities for being public disturbances like this? Why can't we throw all kids into jails with the worst pedophiles for a month if they are being little bitches?
Anonymous (ID: 6gtROf7J ) Why are they so annoying? 738 KB PNG 03/13/25(Thu)19:14:46 No.500314507 >be loud and annoying in public >screams, shouts and resort to violence whenever things don't get their ways >sometimes even destroys properties around them because their feelings got hurt >we are supposed to just let them be menaces of societies, and maybe even considering these acts of annoyance "cute" Why do toddlers, infants and children have legal immunities for being public disturbances like this? Why can't we throw all kids into jails with the worst pedophiles for a month if they are being little bitches?

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Anon breaks the fourth wall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous XX 109 KB JPEG 13/03/2025, 04:08:40 No.25757043 > be me > go on Reddit > there's a sub called r/4chan and another one called r/greentext >they're watching us, anon > f--- you reddit
Anonymous XX 109 KB JPEG 13/03/2025, 04:08:40 No.25757043 > be me > go on Reddit > there's a sub called r/4chan and another one called r/greentext >they're watching us, anon > f--- you reddit

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Anonymous >>80605294 (OP) # 03/12/25(Wed)13:47:15 No.80605865 >lived my entire life in an area that gets just a little bit of snow every winter >fall in love with (god I wish r9k had spoiler tags) another boy >he's from the north, like the north-north >brings me with him to his hometown during winter break >snow thick as hell on the ground, towering over the cars even >constantly snowing >big snowflakes falling slowly descending in the orange light of the streetlamps >just sit outside in the silent winter evenings looking out over the mountains and vast forest >realize that this is how man was meant to live snow is based, dark winters are based, and being gay in the snow is mega-based. don't @ me with any city-dweller propaganda, I have left that world behind and am now one with the snow.
Anonymous >>80605294 (OP) # 03/12/25(Wed)13:47:15 No.80605865 >lived my entire life in an area that gets just a little bit of snow every winter >fall in love with (god I wish r9k had spoiler tags) another boy >he's from the north, like the north-north >brings me with him to his hometown during winter break >snow thick as hell on the ground, towering over the cars even >constantly snowing >big snowflakes falling slowly descending in the orange light of the streetlamps >just sit outside in the silent winter evenings looking out over the mountains and vast forest >realize that this is how man was meant to live snow is based, dark winters are based, and being gay in the snow is mega-based. don't @ me with any city-dweller propaganda, I have left that world behind and am now one with the snow.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

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