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Anonymous 714 KB JPG >SW .357 >be later, at home 02/17/24(Sat) 11:24:29 No.60956915 >>60956739 # Also similar >be me >15 >retarded as all hell >dad takes me to gun show and I buy my first gun >Sitting on my bed finger f------ revolver >decide to c--- hammer while cylinder is loaded >whoa that's dangerous, better let the hammer down >hold it with thumb, depress trigger, slowly bring hammer forward >hammer slips >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg >opposite hand was caressing end of barrel >definitely shot my pointer finger off it hurts badly >instantly tucked it into armpit, too scared to look >I look >it's blackened but fine >dad grounded me and informed me this was likely his own fault due to dropping me more than infrequently >retard confirmed >>60956927 # >>60957036 # >>60959250 #

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Anonymous 714 KB JPG >SW .357 >be later, at home 02/17/24(Sat) 11:24:29 No.60956915 >>60956739 # Also similar >be me >15 >retarded as all hell >dad takes me to gun show and I buy my first gun >Sitting on my bed finger f------ revolver >decide to c--- hammer while cylinder is loaded >whoa that's dangerous, better let the hammer down >hold it with thumb, depress trigger, slowly bring hammer forward >hammer slips >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg >opposite hand was caressing end of barrel >definitely shot my pointer finger off it hurts badly >instantly tucked it into armpit, too scared to look >I look >it's blackened but fine >dad grounded me and informed me this was likely his own fault due to dropping me more than infrequently >retard confirmed >>60956927 # >>60957036 # >>60959250 #

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