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File: 123a.jpg (40 KB, 500x500) 오 Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri)09:02:32 No.71226102 >>71226561 >>71226803 >black dead pixel on my screen >even has an aura >doesn't go away no matter what browser or page is open >won't leave when I change a window >hover mouse over it >the mouse covers it >right click over it >the menu also hides it >what? Is there like 2 layers on my screen or some s---? what the f--- is this
File: 123a.jpg (40 KB, 500x500) 오 Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri)09:02:32 No.71226102 >>71226561 >>71226803 >black dead pixel on my screen >even has an aura >doesn't go away no matter what browser or page is open >won't leave when I change a window >hover mouse over it >the mouse covers it >right click over it >the menu also hides it >what? Is there like 2 layers on my screen or some s---? what the f--- is this

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Yoohoo publicity stunt | /r/Greentext

NFO WARS Yoohoo 124 1990 5C36FC09-C3F9-45EC-A9EF-03712F0246D4.jpg 130 KB JPG >Head of communications department at yoohoo: I wish that yoohoo was suddenly wildly culturally relevant again and everybody was talking about it >one finger on the monkey's paw slowly curls closed
NFO WARS Yoohoo 124 1990 5C36FC09-C3F9-45EC-A9EF-03712F0246D4.jpg 130 KB JPG >Head of communications department at yoohoo: I wish that yoohoo was suddenly wildly culturally relevant again and everybody was talking about it >one finger on the monkey's paw slowly curls closed

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We were going to build our lives together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >>75702735 #
: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895 # >>75702735 #

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anon is a dad | /r/Greentext

File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] 江 >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end "" acting career***** >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her acting career (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?
File: 3fb85ce1580af24d83f6bde17301e0fe85e(...).png (204 KB, 1063x1063) Parents of /r9k/ Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)11:30:47 No.48770954 [Reply] 江 >>48771097 >>48771290 >>48771357 >>48772582 >>48772649 >be 19 yr old kv suicidal depressed neet >live with parents >unmarried sister gets preggers because of her bf and doesn't want the kid, but doesn't want to abort either >kid is born, beautiful boy >she abandons him at parents home to pursue her dead end "" acting career***** >parents, and i basically take care of him >love him like my own son, he calls me papa >son grows up fine, i get warehouse job to have more money to make him happier >start jogging in the morning to have enough stamina to play with him >son is great at academics, gets As >start getting along better with my own parents since we're taking care of my son together >work harder and get promoted, more money to buy son toys >experience first hand what raising a child is like, love him >now am 36 yrs old kv with a managerial job at a shipping company >son has gone to univ this year >parents and i are very lonely with nothing to do all day >wait for son's call in the back of our heads all the time >sister is still struggling with her acting career (son calls her auntie Imao) >son is coming home for christmas >can't decide what to do to celebrate his first year at college >almost know for certain that if son hadn't been born, i would've probably jumped off a building to end my pathetic life Any other parents here?

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Anon has something to announce | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: zLtcFnyq) = 100 KB JPG 12/03/22(Sat)16:41:44 No.406906523 Kanye can be as antisemitic as he wants. He is still a n----- and will always be one
: Anonymous (ID: zLtcFnyq) = 100 KB JPG 12/03/22(Sat)16:41:44 No.406906523 Kanye can be as antisemitic as he wants. He is still a n----- and will always be one

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Anon switched teams | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB PNG 11/23/21(Tue) 19:46:19 No.23298449 >troll feminists nonstop back in my gamergate repressor days >transition and live as a girl >now kind of think feminists maybe have a point
: Anonymous 83 KB PNG 11/23/21(Tue) 19:46:19 No.23298449 >troll feminists nonstop back in my gamergate repressor days >transition and live as a girl >now kind of think feminists maybe have a point

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fuck's wrong wit y'all? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous WY AMARE MP www. You 40 opium farmers >biggest heath expenditure on earth >get heart attack and you will be bankrupt >biggest wealth gap on earth even bigger than what led to French revolution >people still don't revolt the f--- are their problems? What d 08/08/22(Mon)11:46:08 No.69726994 >biggest military on earth >still can't beat rice farmers and 49 KB JPG
: Anonymous WY AMARE MP www. You 40 opium farmers >biggest heath expenditure on earth >get heart attack and you will be bankrupt >biggest wealth gap on earth even bigger than what led to French revolution >people still don't revolt the f--- are their problems? What d 08/08/22(Mon)11:46:08 No.69726994 >biggest military on earth >still can't beat rice farmers and 49 KB JPG

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anon is powerful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him 155 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)05:54:53 No.760416428 Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys? 111 Ronline 129 100 Viow Throad
Anonymous >be him >beat a child almost to death >get in prison >women donating 1 million dollar to bail him out of prison >get model job after prison >is marrying billionaire daughter >is cheating on billionaire with ex >billionaire forgives him 155 KB JPG 02/19/18(Mon)05:54:53 No.760416428 Look don't matter. If you wanna get somewhere in life you gotta work for it. Right guys? 111 Ronline 129 100 Viow Throad

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Anon likes moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention
: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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Anon turns 30 | /r/Greentext

File: istockphoto-1306704009-612x612.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) 30 □ Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri) 10:39:22 No.71220590 >be me, 30 year old khhv >dad left when I was a baby >mom lives on welfare and is a meth addict >live in a small town trailer park >hear mom getting f----- by basketball American in the other room every night >he always laughs at me and calls me a loser >it's my birthday today >mfw my mom doesn't even acknowledge it >birthday is public on facebook, but none of my "friends" even drop an emoji in response >haven't spoken with any of them in more than 10 years anyway >suddenly my phone rings >hopes up, heart palpitating - maybe someone remembered >mfw it's work telling me I need to come in today, even though I scheduled my birthday off weeks ago >they tell me that the guy covering my shift had an emergency and won't be coming in >tell them again that it's my birthday >"oh is that right? Well listen up, birthday boy, either you come in right now or you're fired" >go to work (I work at a mom and pop burger joint) >in the kitchen with my female coworker >I can hardly control my emotions, and confide in her that it's my birthday and I just want someone to say happy birthday to me for once >she excuses herself and goes to the front >mfw the manager comes back and tells me that my female worker felt "uncomfortable", and that I was looking at her in "a sexual way" >holding back tears >manager says "you know what, this is the last straw, you're fired" >they pay me cash for that day and kicked me out >already lived paycheck to paycheck, now nearly broke >go home >log on to my computer to watch my favorite vtuber >donate $20 asking her to please tell me happy birthday >she starts to say "thank you anon, happy b-" >suddenly someone else donates $100 >she stops mid sentence and pours praise on the other guy, and never gets back to me >can't control it anymore >burst into tears Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri) 10:40:46 No.71220605 >while crying, load up some hentai to j------- >at least 2d women will always be there for me >cry myself to sleep >happy birthday to me >can barely get hard, even though I have over 20 tabs open >still crying with my semi-erect d--- in my hand >mom's n----- boyfriend walks into my room without knocking >sees me and my computer screen >laughs hysterically and loudly says "this one pathetic n----, watchin some freak s---, tiny d--- too" >mfw mom replies "I should've aborted in the first place, but I'm sure he's gonna kill himself one day" >close door again, stroke it aggressively until I finally c--
File: istockphoto-1306704009-612x612.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) 30 □ Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri) 10:39:22 No.71220590 >be me, 30 year old khhv >dad left when I was a baby >mom lives on welfare and is a meth addict >live in a small town trailer park >hear mom getting f----- by basketball American in the other room every night >he always laughs at me and calls me a loser >it's my birthday today >mfw my mom doesn't even acknowledge it >birthday is public on facebook, but none of my "friends" even drop an emoji in response >haven't spoken with any of them in more than 10 years anyway >suddenly my phone rings >hopes up, heart palpitating - maybe someone remembered >mfw it's work telling me I need to come in today, even though I scheduled my birthday off weeks ago >they tell me that the guy covering my shift had an emergency and won't be coming in >tell them again that it's my birthday >"oh is that right? Well listen up, birthday boy, either you come in right now or you're fired" >go to work (I work at a mom and pop burger joint) >in the kitchen with my female coworker >I can hardly control my emotions, and confide in her that it's my birthday and I just want someone to say happy birthday to me for once >she excuses herself and goes to the front >mfw the manager comes back and tells me that my female worker felt "uncomfortable", and that I was looking at her in "a sexual way" >holding back tears >manager says "you know what, this is the last straw, you're fired" >they pay me cash for that day and kicked me out >already lived paycheck to paycheck, now nearly broke >go home >log on to my computer to watch my favorite vtuber >donate $20 asking her to please tell me happy birthday >she starts to say "thank you anon, happy b-" >suddenly someone else donates $100 >she stops mid sentence and pours praise on the other guy, and never gets back to me >can't control it anymore >burst into tears Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri) 10:40:46 No.71220605 >while crying, load up some hentai to j------- >at least 2d women will always be there for me >cry myself to sleep >happy birthday to me >can barely get hard, even though I have over 20 tabs open >still crying with my semi-erect d--- in my hand >mom's n----- boyfriend walks into my room without knocking >sees me and my computer screen >laughs hysterically and loudly says "this one pathetic n----, watchin some freak s---, tiny d--- too" >mfw mom replies "I should've aborted in the first place, but I'm sure he's gonna kill himself one day" >close door again, stroke it aggressively until I finally c--

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Master in robotics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THIS WEEK IS/R9K/ WEEK 12/02/22(Fri)22:40:47 No.71237074 E4rg5KMX0AE6RMe.png 480 KB PNG >We're gonna be talking about the WOMEN >We're gonna be talking about the BLACKPILL >Do you think that's funny, anon? Do you find it amusing that we're gonna be talking about the TRANNIES!? >Yes we're also gonna be talking about BBC >MOMCEST >KHHV STATUS >AUTISM >The FEMBOTS >The NORMALFAGS >And... And we will definitely be spending a LOT of time... talking about CIRCUMCISION
: Anonymous THIS WEEK IS/R9K/ WEEK 12/02/22(Fri)22:40:47 No.71237074 E4rg5KMX0AE6RMe.png 480 KB PNG >We're gonna be talking about the WOMEN >We're gonna be talking about the BLACKPILL >Do you think that's funny, anon? Do you find it amusing that we're gonna be talking about the TRANNIES!? >Yes we're also gonna be talking about BBC >MOMCEST >KHHV STATUS >AUTISM >The FEMBOTS >The NORMALFAGS >And... And we will definitely be spending a LOT of time... talking about CIRCUMCISION

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Based based | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >in highschool, 2014, graduating >My little cousin finds minecraft >He loves it >He gets cancer >I cheered him up by playing minecraft >so many hours on that game, making huge building and having tons of fun together >He died in May, 2017 >Today >Minecraft soundtrack somehow ends up in my youtube reccommended idk how but whatever >Listen >cry 7 KB JPG 11/18/18(Sun)15:41:35 No.49351829 2 Replies View Thread 11/18/18(Sun)15:46:39 No.49351875 : Anonymous Your cousin is in hell watching you cry, being tortured while you be a p----
: Anonymous >be me >in highschool, 2014, graduating >My little cousin finds minecraft >He loves it >He gets cancer >I cheered him up by playing minecraft >so many hours on that game, making huge building and having tons of fun together >He died in May, 2017 >Today >Minecraft soundtrack somehow ends up in my youtube reccommended idk how but whatever >Listen >cry 7 KB JPG 11/18/18(Sun)15:41:35 No.49351829 2 Replies View Thread 11/18/18(Sun)15:46:39 No.49351875 : Anonymous Your cousin is in hell watching you cry, being tortured while you be a p----

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Anon’s mom is based | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 65 KB JPG Be me >watching Scott pilgrim vs. the world over the summer at my parents place 12/02/22 (Fri)22:53:02 No.71235482 >good movie >the final battle looks really faggy of you havent seen the whole movie >my mom walks in >stares at the movie for five seconds Anon this movie is retarded >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is my mom based? Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71235482 (OP) # No way your mom said retarded. >>71236421 # >>71236439 # 12/02/22 (Fri)23:07:15 No.71235660 12/02/22 (Fri)23:35:41 No.71235979 12/02/22(Fri)23:41:55 No.71236059 12/02/22 (Fri)23:48:22 No.71236135
Anonymous 65 KB JPG Be me >watching Scott pilgrim vs. the world over the summer at my parents place 12/02/22 (Fri)22:53:02 No.71235482 >good movie >the final battle looks really faggy of you havent seen the whole movie >my mom walks in >stares at the movie for five seconds Anon this movie is retarded >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is my mom based? Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous : Anonymous >>71235482 (OP) # No way your mom said retarded. >>71236421 # >>71236439 # 12/02/22 (Fri)23:07:15 No.71235660 12/02/22 (Fri)23:35:41 No.71235979 12/02/22(Fri)23:41:55 No.71236059 12/02/22 (Fri)23:48:22 No.71236135

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Anon lives in Serbia. | /r/Greentext

1 Anonymous #97360819 JPEG 480x366 18 KB >Live in serbia >having a heart attack >call an ambulance 12.11 18:16:10 >operator is asking for my security number to make sure my medical insurance is valid before sending help >get mugged and stabbed >call the police >"Are there any witnesses?" >"No" >they hung up >fire bursts in my home >call firefighters >firefighters take 2 hours to come >they had to stop by to eat God bless Serbia 3 REPLIES
1 Anonymous #97360819 JPEG 480x366 18 KB >Live in serbia >having a heart attack >call an ambulance 12.11 18:16:10 >operator is asking for my security number to make sure my medical insurance is valid before sending help >get mugged and stabbed >call the police >"Are there any witnesses?" >"No" >they hung up >fire bursts in my home >call firefighters >firefighters take 2 hours to come >they had to stop by to eat God bless Serbia 3 REPLIES

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anon gets job advice | /r/Greentext

File: 86EC8177-4B1B-4B98-9B4C-8(...).jpg (78 KB, 353x403) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [ Auto] Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)08:15:49 No.71225708 >>71225735 >hate job >uber eats would pay more Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)08:17:56 No.71225735 >>71225708 (OP) then do uber eats? [Post a Reply]
File: 86EC8177-4B1B-4B98-9B4C-8(...).jpg (78 KB, 353x403) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [ Auto] Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)08:15:49 No.71225708 >>71225735 >hate job >uber eats would pay more Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri)08:17:56 No.71225735 >>71225708 (OP) then do uber eats? [Post a Reply]

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You will never free yourself from grease | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HELLMANN'S REAL BOOK 10/07/21(Thu)15:15:43 No.65672199 302 KB JPG >The mayo >The mayo bottle is greasy >The mayo bottle will always be greasy >You cannot un-grease the mayo bottle >Your hands are always covered in sandwich supply debris >The mayo bottle is always greasy >Even if you touched nothing else before the mayo bottle, it makes your hands greasy >The mayo bottle slowly greases the fridge >You cannot clean either of them >You will never free yourself from grease >The mayo 5 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >puts the bottle under running water >rub for a few minutes 10/07/21(Thu)15:17:38 No.65672214 View Thread >wipe with paper towel >put bottle back in fridge or just stop picking up the bottle with your dirty hands you dumb f---
: Anonymous HELLMANN'S REAL BOOK 10/07/21(Thu)15:15:43 No.65672199 302 KB JPG >The mayo >The mayo bottle is greasy >The mayo bottle will always be greasy >You cannot un-grease the mayo bottle >Your hands are always covered in sandwich supply debris >The mayo bottle is always greasy >Even if you touched nothing else before the mayo bottle, it makes your hands greasy >The mayo bottle slowly greases the fridge >You cannot clean either of them >You will never free yourself from grease >The mayo 5 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous >puts the bottle under running water >rub for a few minutes 10/07/21(Thu)15:17:38 No.65672214 View Thread >wipe with paper towel >put bottle back in fridge or just stop picking up the bottle with your dirty hands you dumb f---

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