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File: istockphoto-1306704009-612x612.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) 30 □ Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri) 10:39:22 No.71220590 >be me, 30 year old khhv >dad left when I was a baby >mom lives on welfare and is a meth addict >live in a small town trailer park >hear mom getting f----- by basketball American in the other room every night >he always laughs at me and calls me a loser >it's my birthday today >mfw my mom doesn't even acknowledge it >birthday is public on facebook, but none of my "friends" even drop an emoji in response >haven't spoken with any of them in more than 10 years anyway >suddenly my phone rings >hopes up, heart palpitating - maybe someone remembered >mfw it's work telling me I need to come in today, even though I scheduled my birthday off weeks ago >they tell me that the guy covering my shift had an emergency and won't be coming in >tell them again that it's my birthday >"oh is that right? Well listen up, birthday boy, either you come in right now or you're fired" >go to work (I work at a mom and pop burger joint) >in the kitchen with my female coworker >I can hardly control my emotions, and confide in her that it's my birthday and I just want someone to say happy birthday to me for once >she excuses herself and goes to the front >mfw the manager comes back and tells me that my female worker felt "uncomfortable", and that I was looking at her in "a sexual way" >holding back tears >manager says "you know what, this is the last straw, you're fired" >they pay me cash for that day and kicked me out >already lived paycheck to paycheck, now nearly broke >go home >log on to my computer to watch my favorite vtuber >donate $20 asking her to please tell me happy birthday >she starts to say "thank you anon, happy b-" >suddenly someone else donates $100 >she stops mid sentence and pours praise on the other guy, and never gets back to me >can't control it anymore >burst into tears Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri) 10:40:46 No.71220605 >while crying, load up some hentai to j------- >at least 2d women will always be there for me >cry myself to sleep >happy birthday to me >can barely get hard, even though I have over 20 tabs open >still crying with my semi-erect d--- in my hand >mom's n----- boyfriend walks into my room without knocking >sees me and my computer screen >laughs hysterically and loudly says "this one pathetic n----, watchin some freak s---, tiny d--- too" >mfw mom replies "I should've aborted in the first place, but I'm sure he's gonna kill himself one day" >close door again, stroke it aggressively until I finally c--

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File: istockphoto-1306704009-612x612.jpg (31 KB, 612x408) 30 □ Anonymous 12/02/22(Fri) 10:39:22 No.71220590 >be me, 30 year old khhv >dad left when I was a baby >mom lives on welfare and is a meth addict >live in a small town trailer park >hear mom getting f----- by basketball American in the other room every night >he always laughs at me and calls me a loser >it's my birthday today >mfw my mom doesn't even acknowledge it >birthday is public on facebook, but none of my "friends" even drop an emoji in response >haven't spoken with any of them in more than 10 years anyway >suddenly my phone rings >hopes up, heart palpitating - maybe someone remembered >mfw it's work telling me I need to come in today, even though I scheduled my birthday off weeks ago >they tell me that the guy covering my shift had an emergency and won't be coming in >tell them again that it's my birthday >"oh is that right? Well listen up, birthday boy, either you come in right now or you're fired" >go to work (I work at a mom and pop burger joint) >in the kitchen with my female coworker >I can hardly control my emotions, and confide in her that it's my birthday and I just want someone to say happy birthday to me for once >she excuses herself and goes to the front >mfw the manager comes back and tells me that my female worker felt "uncomfortable", and that I was looking at her in "a sexual way" >holding back tears >manager says "you know what, this is the last straw, you're fired" >they pay me cash for that day and kicked me out >already lived paycheck to paycheck, now nearly broke >go home >log on to my computer to watch my favorite vtuber >donate $20 asking her to please tell me happy birthday >she starts to say "thank you anon, happy b-" >suddenly someone else donates $100 >she stops mid sentence and pours praise on the other guy, and never gets back to me >can't control it anymore >burst into tears Anonymous 12/02/22 (Fri) 10:40:46 No.71220605 >while crying, load up some hentai to j------- >at least 2d women will always be there for me >cry myself to sleep >happy birthday to me >can barely get hard, even though I have over 20 tabs open >still crying with my semi-erect d--- in my hand >mom's n----- boyfriend walks into my room without knocking >sees me and my computer screen >laughs hysterically and loudly says "this one pathetic n----, watchin some freak s---, tiny d--- too" >mfw mom replies "I should've aborted in the first place, but I'm sure he's gonna kill himself one day" >close door again, stroke it aggressively until I finally c--

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