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Anonymous 60 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)16:44:51 No.931661343 I just came home from work and I found out that my twink boyfriend is faking it. To my own demise, I heard the sound of buzzers in the bathroom. When I went in, I saw him shaving his entire body. Honestly, he shaves everything, even a unibrow. Thats how hairy he is. When I confronted him about it he just tried to brush it off as if it were nothing. Really? Nothing? I cannot believe he lied to me! I honestly cannot look at him the same way again. He was my hairless twink bf, now hes just a little hairy gremlin. Anonymous >>931661343 (OP) 02/22/25(Sat) 16:48:09 No.931661472 Your dating an adult, what did you expect?
Anonymous 60 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)16:44:51 No.931661343 I just came home from work and I found out that my twink boyfriend is faking it. To my own demise, I heard the sound of buzzers in the bathroom. When I went in, I saw him shaving his entire body. Honestly, he shaves everything, even a unibrow. Thats how hairy he is. When I confronted him about it he just tried to brush it off as if it were nothing. Really? Nothing? I cannot believe he lied to me! I honestly cannot look at him the same way again. He was my hairless twink bf, now hes just a little hairy gremlin. Anonymous >>931661343 (OP) 02/22/25(Sat) 16:48:09 No.931661472 Your dating an adult, what did you expect?

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Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. 3 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 01/01/23(Sun)10:46:37 No.71643528 >spending new years alone >come to 4chan hoping to not spend it alone >threads are mostly meaningless and weird >no one replies to my posts the way things are... Im going to steal a couple of bottles of liquor from a 24 hour grocery store now. I dont care if I get caught. I want to feel something and my kleptomaniac impulses are the only thing I have right now. that is all. 3 Replies View Thread

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[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try
[Return] [Catalog] [bottom] [Update] [■Auto] File: Smoking frog.jpg (9 KB, 302x167) [Advertise on 4chan] >find and hear nothing >he dejectedly thanks me and leaves >continue to chill Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:36:20 No.931656227 ►>>931656272 >be me >chilling in park at night >getting drunk smoking cigs living the good life >drunk stranger comes up to me >says he lost his phone >wants me to call it so he can find it through the noise >don't see why not >call him continuously for 20 minutes, while he runs through the whole park searching >after like 10 minutes i try to check my messages >realize if been in flight mode the whole time >turn flight mode of and try to call the number >hear a phone ringing like 5 meters away from me >look around guy long gone So what should i do with my new phone? Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:38:00 No.931656272 ►>>931856399 >>931656227 (OP) Go back to park, get drunk again, smoke again, wait for guy to realize you duped him and get in a drunken scuffle with the man. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:41:13 No.931656399 >>931656272 >>831656427 Im still at the park, and still drunk so part one complete Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:42:25 No.931656427 ►>>031858723 >>931656399 If you called him, then u still have his number. Google white pages and see if u can get some info off the number if u want to give it back to the bloke. If not then wait it out since someone might call him or text him. Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)20:50:57 No.931656723 >>931656427 What some actually smart advice thanks gonna try

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Anon Didn't Like The Brutalist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous THE BR 3 RUTALIST 02/22/25(Sat) 18:50:04 No.208863164 >REEEEEEE IM SO MAD I GOT HOLOCAUSTED >IM GONNA INVENT THE UGLIEST BUILDINGS ON EARTH 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)18:56:31 No.208863308 p02519lc.jpg.jpg 34 KB JPG >>208863164 (OP) # >He's a genius, a visionary beyond his time >It's a bunch of concrete rectangles
Anonymous THE BR 3 RUTALIST 02/22/25(Sat) 18:50:04 No.208863164 >REEEEEEE IM SO MAD I GOT HOLOCAUSTED >IM GONNA INVENT THE UGLIEST BUILDINGS ON EARTH 165 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)18:56:31 No.208863308 p02519lc.jpg.jpg 34 KB JPG >>208863164 (OP) # >He's a genius, a visionary beyond his time >It's a bunch of concrete rectangles

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Truly, one of the minds of our time | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 050igXFW)+ 1.98 MB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)12:00:02 No.418059828 >Chomsky, the Russian forces have committed heinous war crimes, not forgetting their unprovoked invasion which started this whole thing in the first place. Shouldn't they leave Ukraine? >I know, I know..but you have to understand..America bad. >*crowd nods in agreement* >It is still America's fault that Ukraine, a sovereign country was attacked unprovoked? >Mmm..America bad. *nodnod* >But what about all the grave war crimes Russian forces have also- >No, no..you don't understand, America..le bad. Russia and Putin bad too..but America..bad. >*crowd nods again in agreement, mumbling how he is right* >Why is it America's fault then, even when Ukraine was never planned to become a member of NATO and even membership in EU was in question before the invasion? >Because Iraq, Serbia and Assange. America bad. >*crowd claps*
Anonymous (ID: 050igXFW)+ 1.98 MB JPG 03/01/23(Wed)12:00:02 No.418059828 >Chomsky, the Russian forces have committed heinous war crimes, not forgetting their unprovoked invasion which started this whole thing in the first place. Shouldn't they leave Ukraine? >I know, I know..but you have to understand..America bad. >*crowd nods in agreement* >It is still America's fault that Ukraine, a sovereign country was attacked unprovoked? >Mmm..America bad. *nodnod* >But what about all the grave war crimes Russian forces have also- >No, no..you don't understand, America..le bad. Russia and Putin bad too..but America..bad. >*crowd nods again in agreement, mumbling how he is right* >Why is it America's fault then, even when Ukraine was never planned to become a member of NATO and even membership in EU was in question before the invasion? >Because Iraq, Serbia and Assange. America bad. >*crowd claps*

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Anon wants to find a date but has criterias | /r/Greentext

I wrote down my criteria for evaluating Tinder profiles, so that I don't need to think when I swipe. The following make me instantly discard you. > age is under 20 or over 36 > distance is over 90 km > there are no pictures > none of the pictures feature people > all of the pictures use decorative or animal-face filters > pictures depict intimacy with other people > is overweight or underweight > has large tattoos > has prominent piercings > has green or blue hair > is bald > has dreadlocks > has breast or lip implants > wears clown makeup > dresses like a w---- > poses in sexually suggestive ways > has children > owns a pitbull > has herpes > is in an open relationship > is an asexual or has low libido > smokes > is an alcoholic > is a drug addict > describes herself as promiscuous > bio only mentions height > bio only advertises an Instagram account > bio mentions past relationships > bio talks positively about casual sex > bio uses child or chain emojis as hints > bio is not in one of the three languages I speak > is a criminal > travels for work > lives in another country > about to move abroad or into a rural area > only looking for short-term fun > passions include astrology or homeopathy > passions are limited to travel, drinking, shopping and fashion
I wrote down my criteria for evaluating Tinder profiles, so that I don't need to think when I swipe. The following make me instantly discard you. > age is under 20 or over 36 > distance is over 90 km > there are no pictures > none of the pictures feature people > all of the pictures use decorative or animal-face filters > pictures depict intimacy with other people > is overweight or underweight > has large tattoos > has prominent piercings > has green or blue hair > is bald > has dreadlocks > has breast or lip implants > wears clown makeup > dresses like a w---- > poses in sexually suggestive ways > has children > owns a pitbull > has herpes > is in an open relationship > is an asexual or has low libido > smokes > is an alcoholic > is a drug addict > describes herself as promiscuous > bio only mentions height > bio only advertises an Instagram account > bio mentions past relationships > bio talks positively about casual sex > bio uses child or chain emojis as hints > bio is not in one of the three languages I speak > is a criminal > travels for work > lives in another country > about to move abroad or into a rural area > only looking for short-term fun > passions include astrology or homeopathy > passions are limited to travel, drinking, shopping and fashion

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Elon prima donna | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:03:18 No.208855720 >Watching Iron Man 2 >This guy shows up Anonymous >>208855720 (OP) # maxresdefault (13).jpg 233 KB JPG >paying to be in movies 02/22/25(Sat) 13:04:54 No.208855743 how neglected was he as a child that he NEEDS affirmation from random people this much? Imagine being one of the richest man on the planet and you still having a burning desire to please people on the internet.
Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:03:18 No.208855720 >Watching Iron Man 2 >This guy shows up Anonymous >>208855720 (OP) # maxresdefault (13).jpg 233 KB JPG >paying to be in movies 02/22/25(Sat) 13:04:54 No.208855743 how neglected was he as a child that he NEEDS affirmation from random people this much? Imagine being one of the richest man on the planet and you still having a burning desire to please people on the internet.

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Pick up your bootstraps anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)01:09:37 No.24181088 There is no reason whatsoever to take anti-natalists seriously. >F--- you, mom and dad! I didn't ask to be born! Nobody did. If you're so miserable, off yourself. >But that would hurt my loved ones! Who f------ cares, f-----. It's your life. You're self- aggrandizing like you're undertaking some Herculean task by sticking around, pretending you're being VIRTUOUS for putting yourself second place. I have never met a happy and fulfilled anti-natalist. Life is fiery with its beauty and there are so many wonderful mysteries. It's not everyone else's fault you are too blind to see it. >>24181101 # >>24181114 # >>24181968 # Anonymous >>24181088 # 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:10 No.24181101 Wonderful mystery of being r---- by Pakis at 12.. Thank you, optimism-sama Anonymous >be average American >decide to have a baby 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:36 No.24181102 >turns into a huge resource drain >healthcare f---- you >insurance f---- you >the government f---- you >mom and dad are now shackled to a life of indentured servitude called employment >will never climb out of debt >have another baby >expenses creep up so you work even more >tell everyone how great being a parent is >barely see your kids >they resent you because they were raised by government institutions >wife is now an obese diabetic with shingles on her c--- flaps >one child will never leave home because you were too f------ stupid to teach them anything >the other is doomed to repeat the cycle >you raise your hand >careful not to knock over TV remote >you wipe off the drool and raising canes sauce from one of your chins >"yeah it was hard but it was worth it."
Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)01:09:37 No.24181088 There is no reason whatsoever to take anti-natalists seriously. >F--- you, mom and dad! I didn't ask to be born! Nobody did. If you're so miserable, off yourself. >But that would hurt my loved ones! Who f------ cares, f-----. It's your life. You're self- aggrandizing like you're undertaking some Herculean task by sticking around, pretending you're being VIRTUOUS for putting yourself second place. I have never met a happy and fulfilled anti-natalist. Life is fiery with its beauty and there are so many wonderful mysteries. It's not everyone else's fault you are too blind to see it. >>24181101 # >>24181114 # >>24181968 # Anonymous >>24181088 # 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:10 No.24181101 Wonderful mystery of being r---- by Pakis at 12.. Thank you, optimism-sama Anonymous >be average American >decide to have a baby 02/12/25(Wed)01:17:36 No.24181102 >turns into a huge resource drain >healthcare f---- you >insurance f---- you >the government f---- you >mom and dad are now shackled to a life of indentured servitude called employment >will never climb out of debt >have another baby >expenses creep up so you work even more >tell everyone how great being a parent is >barely see your kids >they resent you because they were raised by government institutions >wife is now an obese diabetic with shingles on her c--- flaps >one child will never leave home because you were too f------ stupid to teach them anything >the other is doomed to repeat the cycle >you raise your hand >careful not to knock over TV remote >you wipe off the drool and raising canes sauce from one of your chins >"yeah it was hard but it was worth it."

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PlayStation®5 | /r/Greentext

true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait title Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *beep* Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:24:29 No.703659617 ▼ >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 >>703686658 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:26:19 No.703659720 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703686953 >>703687786 >>703688048 >>703688308 >>703689173 >>703689372 >>703689810 >>703689838 >>703659617 (OP) >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*
true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait title Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *beep* Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:24:29 No.703659617 ▼ >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 >>703686658 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:26:19 No.703659720 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703686953 >>703687786 >>703688048 >>703688308 >>703689173 >>703689372 >>703689810 >>703689838 >>703659617 (OP) >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*

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Anon takes the day off | /r/Greentext

File: true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *heep* Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:24:29 No.703659617 [1] [Reply] >>703686658 >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand - 171 posts and 56 image replies shown. Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:26:19 No.703659720 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686953 >>703659617 (OP). >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*
File: true monster hunter world fans.webm (210 KB, 480x580) google yandex iqdb wait Boss: "it's ok take the day off, I hope you feel better soon" *ends call* PS5: *heep* Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:24:29 No.703659617 [1] [Reply] >>703686658 >>703659720 >>703662717 >>703665549 >>703674404 >>703676632 >>703677332 >>703678758 >>703681148 Only true gamers and monster hunter world veterans will understand - 171 posts and 56 image replies shown. Anonymous 02/21/25(Fri)23:26:19 No.703659720 >>703686824 >>703686895 >>703659906 >>703660214 >>703660324 >>703660481 >>703660589 >>703660591 >>703661384 >>703661470 >>703661909 >>703662369 >>703662461 >>703662483 >>703663276 >>703663723 >>703663749 >>703663908 >>703663927 >>703663960 >>703663995 >>703664263 >>703665094 >>703665159 >>703665194 >>703665368 >>703665404 >>703665489 >>703665573 >>703666347 >>703666476 >>703666598 >>703666895 >>703667006 >>703667197 >>703667601 >>703667703 >>703671341 >>703671421 >>703674486 >>703674526 >>703674659 >>703674839 >>703675237 >>703675286 >>703675752 >>703675957 >>703676103 >>703676882 >>703676895 >>703676920 >>703677154 >>703677219 >>703677245 >>703677327 >>703677371 >>703677374 >>703677391 >>703677395 >>703677510 >>703677703 >>703677757 >>703677860 >>703677935 >>703678087 >>703678412 >>703678578 >>703678632 >>703678818 >>703679006 >>703679265 >>703679586 >>703679656 >>703679803 >>703679815 >>703679958 >>703680104 >>703680349 >>703680605 >>703680678 >>703680797 >>703681148 >>703682750 >>703682956 >>703683219 >>703683501 >>703683574 >>703683601 >>703684049 >>703684107 >>703684743 >>703684913 >>703685414 >>703685418 >>703685510 >>703685689 >>703685914 >>703685971 >>703686534 >>703686540 >>703686953 >>703659617 (OP). >"it's ok, take the day off" >PS5: *beep* >"oh, is that your PS5? well, i know that doesn't have games, so get well soon" >*ends call*

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The anons disagree with op anon | /r/Greentext

Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her
Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

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Anon you're a fucking freeloader stop being a bitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to get out of the control 177 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)20:03:28 No.80433340 >went to uni near my home >parents just thought I am made of free time now >demanded me to eat at home every day >brings me to their retarded boomer meetings whenever I have a millisecond of free time >could barely do my homework and projects because I have to sit at aunt Gertrude's 85th birthday party and wait until they are satisfied >when I asked them if I could f--- off from them they say no, and if I just ignore them they will just dial my number over and over >can't cut off because they helped me pay off my student debts and I am an actual decent person who loves my parents >barely had any time to make friends, go to clubs and form connections because I have to go to my mom's friends' stupid cookouts >got a mediocre score and end up friendless on uni in my first year >parents started blaming me for "not working hard enough" and kept pressuring me day and night Oh Jesus f------ christ.....I wonder why? View Thread
: Anonymous How to get out of the control 177 KB PNG 02/22/25(Sat)20:03:28 No.80433340 >went to uni near my home >parents just thought I am made of free time now >demanded me to eat at home every day >brings me to their retarded boomer meetings whenever I have a millisecond of free time >could barely do my homework and projects because I have to sit at aunt Gertrude's 85th birthday party and wait until they are satisfied >when I asked them if I could f--- off from them they say no, and if I just ignore them they will just dial my number over and over >can't cut off because they helped me pay off my student debts and I am an actual decent person who loves my parents >barely had any time to make friends, go to clubs and form connections because I have to go to my mom's friends' stupid cookouts >got a mediocre score and end up friendless on uni in my first year >parents started blaming me for "not working hard enough" and kept pressuring me day and night Oh Jesus f------ christ.....I wonder why? View Thread

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Anon Hates Jack Reacher | /r/Greentext

File: 15776908.jpg (258 KB, 1131x997) ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:21:53 No.208845945 ►>>208845979 >>208845992 >>208846293 >>208846459 >>208846746 >>208846775 >>208846832 >>208846977 >>208847077 >>208847101 >>208847251 >>208847348 >>208847655 >>208847742 >>208848702 >>208848842 >>208848919 >>208848930 >>208849192 >>208849610 >>208850194 >>208850904 >>208850918 >>208851561 >>208851651 >>208851654 >homeless drifter who never works out but is somehow absurdly jacked, and also knows everything and is smarter than everyone and has a cool line for every situation How do people watch this crap? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 12:27:47 No.208846084 >>208846944 >>208847045 >>208847774 >>208848946 >>208849445 File: kwab.png (40 KB, 861x200) Reacher star Alan Ritchson recounts being sexually assaulted by 'famous photographer' when he was a model >homeless ex-military drifter not so tough after being r---- ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:01:54 No.208846775 ►>>208847251 >>208848198>>208848547 >>208848942 File: 6486864.png (169 KB, 470x488) I watched this slop. He literally says "Black Lives Matter" at one point while executing a working class white person. Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando - 9h "What are you gonna do, Reacher?" "I'm gonna show them what happens when they stop funding gender affirming care in Guatemala" x.com/wadestotts/sta... 3:44 PM - Feb 21, 2025-447.9K Views 194 379 10K ☐ 525 >>208845945 (OP) Is this true? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:41:34 No.208847655 ► >>208845945 (OP) Has he had a mental breakdown from the roid abuse yet ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:48:05 No.208847774 ► >>208846084 >that photographer? Albert Einstein ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:35 No.208848942 ►>>208850515 >>208851707 >>208846775 twitter is genuinely funnier than this s------- now ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:50 No.208848946 ► >>208846084 Jack Reacherround
File: 15776908.jpg (258 KB, 1131x997) ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat)12:21:53 No.208845945 ►>>208845979 >>208845992 >>208846293 >>208846459 >>208846746 >>208846775 >>208846832 >>208846977 >>208847077 >>208847101 >>208847251 >>208847348 >>208847655 >>208847742 >>208848702 >>208848842 >>208848919 >>208848930 >>208849192 >>208849610 >>208850194 >>208850904 >>208850918 >>208851561 >>208851651 >>208851654 >homeless drifter who never works out but is somehow absurdly jacked, and also knows everything and is smarter than everyone and has a cool line for every situation How do people watch this crap? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 12:27:47 No.208846084 >>208846944 >>208847045 >>208847774 >>208848946 >>208849445 File: kwab.png (40 KB, 861x200) Reacher star Alan Ritchson recounts being sexually assaulted by 'famous photographer' when he was a model >homeless ex-military drifter not so tough after being r---- ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:01:54 No.208846775 ►>>208847251 >>208848198>>208848547 >>208848942 File: 6486864.png (169 KB, 470x488) I watched this slop. He literally says "Black Lives Matter" at one point while executing a working class white person. Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando - 9h "What are you gonna do, Reacher?" "I'm gonna show them what happens when they stop funding gender affirming care in Guatemala" x.com/wadestotts/sta... 3:44 PM - Feb 21, 2025-447.9K Views 194 379 10K ☐ 525 >>208845945 (OP) Is this true? ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:41:34 No.208847655 ► >>208845945 (OP) Has he had a mental breakdown from the roid abuse yet ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 13:48:05 No.208847774 ► >>208846084 >that photographer? Albert Einstein ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:35 No.208848942 ►>>208850515 >>208851707 >>208846775 twitter is genuinely funnier than this s------- now ☐ Anonymous 02/22/25(Sat) 14:47:50 No.208848946 ► >>208846084 Jack Reacherround

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Art of the deal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 0Pz+6tH0) E 02/22/25(Sat) 17:50:30 No.498263766 NO. I INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER TRUMP THE ART OF THE DEAL DONALD J. TRUMP with TONY SCHWARTZ 9781524796525_1.jpg 40 KB JPG >Just unconditionally surrender.
Anonymous (ID: 0Pz+6tH0) E 02/22/25(Sat) 17:50:30 No.498263766 NO. I INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER TRUMP THE ART OF THE DEAL DONALD J. TRUMP with TONY SCHWARTZ 9781524796525_1.jpg 40 KB JPG >Just unconditionally surrender.

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Anon is a dreamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time
Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

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Total Chud victory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG
Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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