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⠀ onymous 37 KB JPG 12/24/21(Fri)11:19:04 No.869218979 Hey anons I hope you all have great christmas dinners I hope you all get the presents you want I hope I see everyone last one of you in 2022 and beyond And remember, if you think no one cares about you, I do. And I want to see you happy Merry Christmas you wonderful anons and femanons :) -Anon 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>869218979 (OP) # Merry Christmas to you too f----- 12/24/21 (Fri)11:56:25 No.869219931
⠀ onymous 37 KB JPG 12/24/21(Fri)11:19:04 No.869218979 Hey anons I hope you all have great christmas dinners I hope you all get the presents you want I hope I see everyone last one of you in 2022 and beyond And remember, if you think no one cares about you, I do. And I want to see you happy Merry Christmas you wonderful anons and femanons :) -Anon 11 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous >>869218979 (OP) # Merry Christmas to you too f----- 12/24/21 (Fri)11:56:25 No.869219931

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Anon almost got a gf | /r/Greentext

: onymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:32:42 No.891318577 >be me >went to a school party >arrived there >saw my old friend >He immediately came to welcome me >We talked for abit 30 KB JPG >There was a party game there >says f--- it and play the game >I met this 8.8/10 girl >then we ran out of things to talk abit >she's pretty >both of us played the party game >we both got knocked out on the early rounds >after I got knocked out of the game >I decided to go on my phone >I was on my phone for 30-40 minutes >then it was the time to go home (It was a 15 minutes ride back home) >We've made eye contact while I was walking out >It was not the normal kind of eye contact >While I was heading back home >I think to myself "I like this girl". >After a few minutes pass by >I realise that I was an idiot and i could have spend my 40 minutes knowing her >I could have gotten a gf
: onymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:32:42 No.891318577 >be me >went to a school party >arrived there >saw my old friend >He immediately came to welcome me >We talked for abit 30 KB JPG >There was a party game there >says f--- it and play the game >I met this 8.8/10 girl >then we ran out of things to talk abit >she's pretty >both of us played the party game >we both got knocked out on the early rounds >after I got knocked out of the game >I decided to go on my phone >I was on my phone for 30-40 minutes >then it was the time to go home (It was a 15 minutes ride back home) >We've made eye contact while I was walking out >It was not the normal kind of eye contact >While I was heading back home >I think to myself "I like this girl". >After a few minutes pass by >I realise that I was an idiot and i could have spend my 40 minutes knowing her >I could have gotten a gf

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anon makes an observation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 70 KB PNG : Anonymous >>71529640 (OP) # >strip club etiquette? It's customary once you're done to think about why you're such a degenerate before you rope >>71529836 # 12/24/22(Sat)14:43:51 No.71529640 strip club etiquette? I imagine it will just be me and some indian midgets tomorrow but I don't want to be a jerk, What do I whisper to them to let me slap their ass? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)14:46:30 No.71529670 If there were any good strip clubs in my s--- city I would do nofap for two weeks and then get the sexiest girl to grind on me until I c-- in my pants 12/24/22(Sat)14:44:39 No.71529649 : Anonymous >>71529670 # >people start nofap to escape coomerdom >coomers try nofap and realize it just makes cooming feel : Anonymous amazing >coomers now do short nofap sessions to maximize cooming pleasure i just find this funny 12/24/22(Sat)15:07:39 No.71529836 >>71529887 # >>71529891 # >>71530173 # : Anonymous >>71529836 # You can't defeat coomers. Whatever you do, they will just find a way to coom to it. : Anonymous >>71529836 # The nofap fears the coomer 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:06 No.71529887 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:38 No.71529891 >>71529836 # Fapping gets boring after a decade. You are absolutely right, I do nofaps because the wait makes it so much more worth it 12/24/22(Sat)15:59:43 No.71530173
: Anonymous 70 KB PNG : Anonymous >>71529640 (OP) # >strip club etiquette? It's customary once you're done to think about why you're such a degenerate before you rope >>71529836 # 12/24/22(Sat)14:43:51 No.71529640 strip club etiquette? I imagine it will just be me and some indian midgets tomorrow but I don't want to be a jerk, What do I whisper to them to let me slap their ass? Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)14:46:30 No.71529670 If there were any good strip clubs in my s--- city I would do nofap for two weeks and then get the sexiest girl to grind on me until I c-- in my pants 12/24/22(Sat)14:44:39 No.71529649 : Anonymous >>71529670 # >people start nofap to escape coomerdom >coomers try nofap and realize it just makes cooming feel : Anonymous amazing >coomers now do short nofap sessions to maximize cooming pleasure i just find this funny 12/24/22(Sat)15:07:39 No.71529836 >>71529887 # >>71529891 # >>71530173 # : Anonymous >>71529836 # You can't defeat coomers. Whatever you do, they will just find a way to coom to it. : Anonymous >>71529836 # The nofap fears the coomer 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:06 No.71529887 12/24/22(Sat)15:15:38 No.71529891 >>71529836 # Fapping gets boring after a decade. You are absolutely right, I do nofaps because the wait makes it so much more worth it 12/24/22(Sat)15:59:43 No.71530173

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Greentext written by Chat-GPT | /r/Greentext

>be me >sitting in my room >bored out of my mind >decide to go for a walk >end up at the park >see a group of kids playing >remember how fun it was to play with friends when I was younger >join in and have a great time >all of a sudden, sirens blare and police cars pull up >officers approach and tell me I'm under arrest >turns out, the park has a "no adults allowed" rule and I'm technically breaking it >try to explain that I was just trying to have a bit of fun, but the officers don't seem to care >end up getting handcuffed and taken to the station >spend the rest of the night in a cell, regretting my decision to join in on the playground fun
>be me >sitting in my room >bored out of my mind >decide to go for a walk >end up at the park >see a group of kids playing >remember how fun it was to play with friends when I was younger >join in and have a great time >all of a sudden, sirens blare and police cars pull up >officers approach and tell me I'm under arrest >turns out, the park has a "no adults allowed" rule and I'm technically breaking it >try to explain that I was just trying to have a bit of fun, but the officers don't seem to care >end up getting handcuffed and taken to the station >spend the rest of the night in a cell, regretting my decision to join in on the playground fun

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This is fucking sad tbh | /r/Greentext

File: everything-is-wrong.png (41 KB, 400x416) Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:47:56 No.40442471 ► >>40442477 >>40442672 >>40443260 >>40443676 >>40443880 >>4044397 >>40445210 Anons, I hope you never experience this concatenating mix of rage, betrayal, remorse, and loss that I'm feeling right now. 1/2 >2007 >sister's acting weird >ask her what's up >she has trouble talking, begins to cry >eventually tells me that dad's been molesting her >asked her to go further, since I couldn't believe it >eventually lose it, and confront dad about it >he denies it, of course >I f------ blast him for it >screaming, throwing things, I was beyond enraged >he repeatedly denies the claims, but I wasn't having it >start beating the s--- out of him while sister calls the police (for some reason I was never charged) >move me and my sis somewhere else; cut all contact 2/2 >2017: this very weekend >sister was distressed >wouldn't calm down >he tries repeatedly to get in touch, but all ignored >2014: hear of his death >decided not to go to his funeral >other family members try to convince us to attend; I tell them to f--- off >I was beyond offended at the idea that the prick would even think I'd give him the time of day; even in death >didn't go; proud that he was dead >well, joke's on me... Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:48:18 No.40442477 ► >>40442589 >>40443260 >>40443293 >>40443342 >>40443403 >>40443449 >>40443813 >>40443896 >>40443913 >>40444046 >>40442471 (OP) >swear she was going to have a heart attack >when asked, she finally admits to falsely accusing dad >lolwut.jpg >she said she lied about the molestation because of a fight at the time >I had no idea how to react >I felt cold, my skin going pale, sweat pouring out of me like a sponge, my legs shaking, and wanting to throw up >I spent the entire night on the back porch thinking to myself >I was so bereaved, I must not have felt the cold that night (got sick from it) >I was so f------ awful to my dad, and made him spend the rest of his days with his beloved kids hating him, all over a f------ lie
File: everything-is-wrong.png (41 KB, 400x416) Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:47:56 No.40442471 ► >>40442477 >>40442672 >>40443260 >>40443676 >>40443880 >>4044397 >>40445210 Anons, I hope you never experience this concatenating mix of rage, betrayal, remorse, and loss that I'm feeling right now. 1/2 >2007 >sister's acting weird >ask her what's up >she has trouble talking, begins to cry >eventually tells me that dad's been molesting her >asked her to go further, since I couldn't believe it >eventually lose it, and confront dad about it >he denies it, of course >I f------ blast him for it >screaming, throwing things, I was beyond enraged >he repeatedly denies the claims, but I wasn't having it >start beating the s--- out of him while sister calls the police (for some reason I was never charged) >move me and my sis somewhere else; cut all contact 2/2 >2017: this very weekend >sister was distressed >wouldn't calm down >he tries repeatedly to get in touch, but all ignored >2014: hear of his death >decided not to go to his funeral >other family members try to convince us to attend; I tell them to f--- off >I was beyond offended at the idea that the prick would even think I'd give him the time of day; even in death >didn't go; proud that he was dead >well, joke's on me... Anonymous 10/16/17(Mon)12:48:18 No.40442477 ► >>40442589 >>40443260 >>40443293 >>40443342 >>40443403 >>40443449 >>40443813 >>40443896 >>40443913 >>40444046 >>40442471 (OP) >swear she was going to have a heart attack >when asked, she finally admits to falsely accusing dad >lolwut.jpg >she said she lied about the molestation because of a fight at the time >I had no idea how to react >I felt cold, my skin going pale, sweat pouring out of me like a sponge, my legs shaking, and wanting to throw up >I spent the entire night on the back porch thinking to myself >I was so bereaved, I must not have felt the cold that night (got sick from it) >I was so f------ awful to my dad, and made him spend the rest of his days with his beloved kids hating him, all over a f------ lie

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anon has a full beard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat) 13:26:18 No.891308174 >be me, marvelous full beard >Some chick dm's me on facebook >We chat, we get along good, we decide that we should see each other "Anon,give me ur insta. I m more active on insta than on facebook" >Give her my insta >She love bombs all my pics >She find a pic where i was clean shaved "I'm sorry anon but i saw you with out a beard and i think that you are not my type,, >She ghosts me Sometimes i wish that i was a homosexual no cap. Dem females won't stop surprising me with their mental retardation fr.
: Anonymous 77 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat) 13:26:18 No.891308174 >be me, marvelous full beard >Some chick dm's me on facebook >We chat, we get along good, we decide that we should see each other "Anon,give me ur insta. I m more active on insta than on facebook" >Give her my insta >She love bombs all my pics >She find a pic where i was clean shaved "I'm sorry anon but i saw you with out a beard and i think that you are not my type,, >She ghosts me Sometimes i wish that i was a homosexual no cap. Dem females won't stop surprising me with their mental retardation fr.

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French shooter is a bit racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: LN/+4DwA d 18 KB PNG 12/24/22(Sat)10:25:09 No.409489788 There was a racist shooting in Paris yesterday >be 69 y/o french boomer >decide you've had enough >get home invaded in 2016 >stab the burglar >attack two "refugees" with a sword in 2021 >released two weeks before christmas >shoot up arabs 10 days later >don't miss a single shot >kill 3, 3 more wounded >custody time >"sir do you have anything to say?" >"I'm racist" What a madlad.
: Anonymous (ID: LN/+4DwA d 18 KB PNG 12/24/22(Sat)10:25:09 No.409489788 There was a racist shooting in Paris yesterday >be 69 y/o french boomer >decide you've had enough >get home invaded in 2016 >stab the burglar >attack two "refugees" with a sword in 2021 >released two weeks before christmas >shoot up arabs 10 days later >don't miss a single shot >kill 3, 3 more wounded >custody time >"sir do you have anything to say?" >"I'm racist" What a madlad.

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anon thinks he might be autistic | /r/Greentext

: Probable Retard Am I retarded? 21 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat)11:01:38 No.891304101 >be me >15 years old >dad often makes jokes about me being autistic and my mom shuts him up every time >in the mall with my dad ordering presents >for some reason there is a big meetup of retards at the mall >retards in wheelchairs, downies, and all >get hungry >my dad gives me $10 to order wetzel's pretzels >struggle to order pretzels and have multiple completely autistic social interactions >literally fist bumps cashier trying to hand me change >woman says to my dad >'oh its nice how patient you are with him' >dad is confused >woman clarifies with 'It's nice how you are patient with him and let him out and let him do his own things!' >goes like 'they can be hard to deal with sometimes lol' >dad awkwardly laughs and says yeah so he doesn't have to go through the shame of saying how I am not retarded maybe I am.
: Probable Retard Am I retarded? 21 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat)11:01:38 No.891304101 >be me >15 years old >dad often makes jokes about me being autistic and my mom shuts him up every time >in the mall with my dad ordering presents >for some reason there is a big meetup of retards at the mall >retards in wheelchairs, downies, and all >get hungry >my dad gives me $10 to order wetzel's pretzels >struggle to order pretzels and have multiple completely autistic social interactions >literally fist bumps cashier trying to hand me change >woman says to my dad >'oh its nice how patient you are with him' >dad is confused >woman clarifies with 'It's nice how you are patient with him and let him out and let him do his own things!' >goes like 'they can be hard to deal with sometimes lol' >dad awkwardly laughs and says yeah so he doesn't have to go through the shame of saying how I am not retarded maybe I am.

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Porn facts | /r/Greentext

: Yellow Tard 12/24/22(Sat)16:44:28 No.891303660 A few facts specifically about p----------: >Addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine 750 KB PNG >The earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >Some studies suggest it reduces gray matter in the brain P--- is for p--- boards. >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >Watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >The more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >Erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >The parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >P--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions
: Yellow Tard 12/24/22(Sat)16:44:28 No.891303660 A few facts specifically about p----------: >Addiction to p---------- functions similarly to the chemical dependency on cocaine 750 KB PNG >The earlier you start using p----------, the more likely you are to form a drug addiction >Some studies suggest it reduces gray matter in the brain P--- is for p--- boards. >P----use being OK is a lie perpetuated because it brings in more money than the NFL, NBA and MLB combined >Watching p---------- doubles the rate of divorce >The more you watch p----------, the more likely you are to watch "minor intercourse" >Erectile dysfunction is rising by the day >The parent company of pornhub has a history of human trafficking monetization >P--- use is rising in adolescents, resulting in higher rates of depression and decrease in academic performance Quit now and end these mental restrictions

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wasn't don quixote about something like this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How to get a bad and cool bf 12/21/22(Wed)14:33:21 No.28842235 I'm a socially inept mtf, how do I get a bf who would want to make me his pet? 135 KB PNG Like, a guy who is an a------ and would want to force me to be his pet and maybe even blackmail me to be his slave? I thought of getting into dating apps or getting back to study (I'm 21) to see if someone will want to r--- me in the bathroom. How can I get better chances of finding someone like that? Yeah, I'm weird. I'm addicted to reading "romantic" novels and I want a bad boy like in the novels I read. They are so cool :( Misogynist bad boys are so cool :( I want love :'(
: Anonymous How to get a bad and cool bf 12/21/22(Wed)14:33:21 No.28842235 I'm a socially inept mtf, how do I get a bf who would want to make me his pet? 135 KB PNG Like, a guy who is an a------ and would want to force me to be his pet and maybe even blackmail me to be his slave? I thought of getting into dating apps or getting back to study (I'm 21) to see if someone will want to r--- me in the bathroom. How can I get better chances of finding someone like that? Yeah, I'm weird. I'm addicted to reading "romantic" novels and I want a bad boy like in the novels I read. They are so cool :( Misogynist bad boys are so cool :( I want love :'(

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Anon is classically trained | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)07:46:34 No.178279869 >classically trained actor >OP >Classically trained virgin 12/24/22(Sat)07:47:36 No.178279899 >>178280477 # >>178281328 # >>178283754 # >>178283938 # >>178284209 # >>178285320 #
Anonymous 42 KB JPG Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)07:46:34 No.178279869 >classically trained actor >OP >Classically trained virgin 12/24/22(Sat)07:47:36 No.178279899 >>178280477 # >>178281328 # >>178283754 # >>178283938 # >>178284209 # >>178285320 #

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Eternal Korea-nihon war | /r/Greentext

g---- vs nips.jpg (154 KB, 1016x852) Japan recalls diplomats from South Korea over 'comfort woman' statue 000 (CHOR Tedi Parma care a c Anonymous (ID: FxA7B5Mp) Essentially a korean holocaust >>105888903 But instead of gas, d----. G---- with the bants, nips can't handle it Anonymous (ID: w3Xjylsc) 01/06/17 (Fri) 13:37:39 No. 105888144 >>105889580 >>105889875 >>105890002 >>105890148 >>105890347 >>105890571 >>105890881 >>105891243 >>105891260 >>105891363 >>10589 >>105893754 >>105893897 >>105894060 >>105894170 >>105894614 Anonymous (ID: w3Xjylsc) 01/06/17 (Fri)13:44:17 No. 105888657 ► >>105892149 >>105888561 dey gud bois 01/06/17(Fri)13:47:37 No.105888903 ► >>105888934>>105890699 >>105891970 >>105894708 >>105895469 >>105895627 memorial. hahahahaha those g---- are alright >> Anonymous (ID: LAWCwtoU) 01/06/17 (Fri)13:43:03 No. 105888561 >>105888657 >>105888960 >>105890241 >>10589 Anonymous (ID: 109uuxuN) 01/06/17(Fri)13:48:10 No. 105888934 ► >>105889052 >>105889088 >>105889323 >>105889545 >>105889691 >>105889965 >>105890132 >>105890472 >>105892364>>105892527 >>105893041 >>105893679 >>105894126 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894315 >>105894533 >>105894708 >>105895019 >>105895615 >>105895627 >>105896174 >>105 >>105888934 So not much of a weapon then. >>105888144 (OP) Nips: WE DINDU NUFFIN But instead of gas, d----. Anonymous (ID: THdGmXP9) 01/06/17(Fri)13:53:25 No.105889323 ► >>105889417 >>105889545 >>105889691 >>105889745 >>105889816 >>105889848 >>105889909 >>1058899 >>105890930 >>105891256 >>105891474>>105891970 >>105892364>>105892527 >>105892657 >>105893679 >>105893836 >>105894126 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894277 >>105894533 >>105 >>105895627 >>105896174 So not much of a weapon then. Anonymous (ID: 109uuxuN) 01/06/17 (Fri)14:01:18 No. 105889909 ► >>105890044 >>105890132 >>105890136 >>105890205 >>105890214 >>105890231 >>105890246 >>105890459 > >105892056 >>105892364 >>105892527 >>105893679 >>105893980 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894623 >>105894708 >>105895186 >>105895469 >>105895530 >>105895615 >>105895627 >>10589 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 >>105889323 Enough for traumatize you enough to build statue When is last time Korean f----- Japanese so hard we built statue? Anonymous (ID: C7owrZn0) 01/06/17(Fri)14:04:32 No.105890132 ► >>105890278 File: 1449800427924.gif (1.11 MB, 250x250) >>105888903 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: (SX5/01) 01/06/17 File: 1444345287518.gif (448 KB, 425x425) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: X3 File: 1445742908048.jpg File: 1465842263074.jpg (28 KB, 413x395) Anonymous (ID: uG2dPsr/) +01/06/17(Fri)15:08:40 No. 105894569 ► >>105895289 >>105889323 Anonymous (ID: UhNWLTbc) +01/06/17(Fri)14:30 File: 1482176555678.gif (2.24 MB, 695x392) Someone screencap the bantz on this thread h-------- I wanna store these memories Anonymous (ID: Qdw9mOgx) 01/06/17(Fri)14:29:28 No. 105891919 File: 1482549005981.png (67 KB, 181x201) >>105889909 >RETURNED FIRE Anonymous (ID: iru+edPe) = 01/06/17 (Fri) 15: File: rmao.png (71 KB, 600x600) ayy rmao i love yellow bantz Anonymous (ID: viSM9UHr) File: 1.jpg (198 KB, 640x464) the eternal korean-nihon war Anonymous (ID: Xnl3eH1E) [01/06/17 (Fri) File: image.jpg (48 KB, 500x333) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 nonymous (ID: L5etSx2W) 01/06/17 (Fri)1 363099056102.png (6 KB, 168x200) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: (VidRSkfQ) 01/06/17(Fr File: 1455689757127.jpg (6 KB, 230x220) >>105888903 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Well f------ done.
g---- vs nips.jpg (154 KB, 1016x852) Japan recalls diplomats from South Korea over 'comfort woman' statue 000 (CHOR Tedi Parma care a c Anonymous (ID: FxA7B5Mp) Essentially a korean holocaust >>105888903 But instead of gas, d----. G---- with the bants, nips can't handle it Anonymous (ID: w3Xjylsc) 01/06/17 (Fri) 13:37:39 No. 105888144 >>105889580 >>105889875 >>105890002 >>105890148 >>105890347 >>105890571 >>105890881 >>105891243 >>105891260 >>105891363 >>10589 >>105893754 >>105893897 >>105894060 >>105894170 >>105894614 Anonymous (ID: w3Xjylsc) 01/06/17 (Fri)13:44:17 No. 105888657 ► >>105892149 >>105888561 dey gud bois 01/06/17(Fri)13:47:37 No.105888903 ► >>105888934>>105890699 >>105891970 >>105894708 >>105895469 >>105895627 memorial. hahahahaha those g---- are alright >> Anonymous (ID: LAWCwtoU) 01/06/17 (Fri)13:43:03 No. 105888561 >>105888657 >>105888960 >>105890241 >>10589 Anonymous (ID: 109uuxuN) 01/06/17(Fri)13:48:10 No. 105888934 ► >>105889052 >>105889088 >>105889323 >>105889545 >>105889691 >>105889965 >>105890132 >>105890472 >>105892364>>105892527 >>105893041 >>105893679 >>105894126 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894315 >>105894533 >>105894708 >>105895019 >>105895615 >>105895627 >>105896174 >>105 >>105888934 So not much of a weapon then. >>105888144 (OP) Nips: WE DINDU NUFFIN But instead of gas, d----. Anonymous (ID: THdGmXP9) 01/06/17(Fri)13:53:25 No.105889323 ► >>105889417 >>105889545 >>105889691 >>105889745 >>105889816 >>105889848 >>105889909 >>1058899 >>105890930 >>105891256 >>105891474>>105891970 >>105892364>>105892527 >>105892657 >>105893679 >>105893836 >>105894126 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894277 >>105894533 >>105 >>105895627 >>105896174 So not much of a weapon then. Anonymous (ID: 109uuxuN) 01/06/17 (Fri)14:01:18 No. 105889909 ► >>105890044 >>105890132 >>105890136 >>105890205 >>105890214 >>105890231 >>105890246 >>105890459 > >105892056 >>105892364 >>105892527 >>105893679 >>105893980 >>105894253 >>105894256 >>105894623 >>105894708 >>105895186 >>105895469 >>105895530 >>105895615 >>105895627 >>10589 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 >>105889323 Enough for traumatize you enough to build statue When is last time Korean f----- Japanese so hard we built statue? Anonymous (ID: C7owrZn0) 01/06/17(Fri)14:04:32 No.105890132 ► >>105890278 File: 1449800427924.gif (1.11 MB, 250x250) >>105888903 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: (SX5/01) 01/06/17 File: 1444345287518.gif (448 KB, 425x425) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: X3 File: 1445742908048.jpg File: 1465842263074.jpg (28 KB, 413x395) Anonymous (ID: uG2dPsr/) +01/06/17(Fri)15:08:40 No. 105894569 ► >>105895289 >>105889323 Anonymous (ID: UhNWLTbc) +01/06/17(Fri)14:30 File: 1482176555678.gif (2.24 MB, 695x392) Someone screencap the bantz on this thread h-------- I wanna store these memories Anonymous (ID: Qdw9mOgx) 01/06/17(Fri)14:29:28 No. 105891919 File: 1482549005981.png (67 KB, 181x201) >>105889909 >RETURNED FIRE Anonymous (ID: iru+edPe) = 01/06/17 (Fri) 15: File: rmao.png (71 KB, 600x600) ayy rmao i love yellow bantz Anonymous (ID: viSM9UHr) File: 1.jpg (198 KB, 640x464) the eternal korean-nihon war Anonymous (ID: Xnl3eH1E) [01/06/17 (Fri) File: image.jpg (48 KB, 500x333) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 nonymous (ID: L5etSx2W) 01/06/17 (Fri)1 363099056102.png (6 KB, 168x200) >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Anonymous (ID: (VidRSkfQ) 01/06/17(Fr File: 1455689757127.jpg (6 KB, 230x220) >>105888903 >>105888934 >>105889323 >>105889909 Well f------ done.

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Anon is a real gangsta [redacted] | /r/Greentext

A 43KiB, 500x500, avatars-000196652419-n91pjs- Yung Glocc ID:x0XZGLXh Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:54:37 No.403311829 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>403311995 >>403312128 >>403312366 >>403313466 >>403313500 >>403313637 >>403314129 >>403314299 >>403315336 >>403315817 >>403315872 >>403316020 >>403316107 >>403316600 >>403316717 >>403317834 >>403320252 >>403321725 >>403322269 >>403326788 >>403327259 >>403328256 >>403328383 >>403328886 >>403330893 >>403331462 >Drive my fast whip to do drivebys or escape from the opps >All my income stream is tax-free without govt scrutiny >Sell drugs with high markup because there is nothing the consumer can do about it >Submit fraudulent claims to get more welfare checks for your relatives (thanks whitey for the free cash) >Smuggle stolen and counterfeit products from my car >Extort money, jewelry, and fancy clothing from people walking on your block >Break into elderly people homes and steal their prescription meds to resell >Loot stores for free s--- when a political issue involving your community arises >Cash only lifestyle allows you to live fancy lifestyle while evading the feds >Money is stored in a secret hideout instead of some k--- bank t500x500.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Being a real gangsta n---- is awesome >Wake up whenever you want because you are not a wagecuck >Wear fashionable clothes like puffer jacket, joggers, and black air forces 1s (all stolen of course) >Carry unregistered guns for self-defence or attacking whoever piss me off >Strongarm polling booths with machete to make sure no "tough on crime" candidates win the election >Hide in girlfriend's house who lives in a white suburb >Cheat on gf with stripper side chick who helps me sell drugs and rob customers >Police won't care to find you because its a leftist ruled urban area >If caught, convince or frame a kid to take the fall for crimes >Ghetto nightclub party with the squad >End the night by killing an aspiring rapper, as tradition Hey white bitches, jealous of my lifestyle...
A 43KiB, 500x500, avatars-000196652419-n91pjs- Yung Glocc ID:x0XZGLXh Mon 07 Nov 2022 10:54:37 No.403311829 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>403311995 >>403312128 >>403312366 >>403313466 >>403313500 >>403313637 >>403314129 >>403314299 >>403315336 >>403315817 >>403315872 >>403316020 >>403316107 >>403316600 >>403316717 >>403317834 >>403320252 >>403321725 >>403322269 >>403326788 >>403327259 >>403328256 >>403328383 >>403328886 >>403330893 >>403331462 >Drive my fast whip to do drivebys or escape from the opps >All my income stream is tax-free without govt scrutiny >Sell drugs with high markup because there is nothing the consumer can do about it >Submit fraudulent claims to get more welfare checks for your relatives (thanks whitey for the free cash) >Smuggle stolen and counterfeit products from my car >Extort money, jewelry, and fancy clothing from people walking on your block >Break into elderly people homes and steal their prescription meds to resell >Loot stores for free s--- when a political issue involving your community arises >Cash only lifestyle allows you to live fancy lifestyle while evading the feds >Money is stored in a secret hideout instead of some k--- bank t500x500.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Being a real gangsta n---- is awesome >Wake up whenever you want because you are not a wagecuck >Wear fashionable clothes like puffer jacket, joggers, and black air forces 1s (all stolen of course) >Carry unregistered guns for self-defence or attacking whoever piss me off >Strongarm polling booths with machete to make sure no "tough on crime" candidates win the election >Hide in girlfriend's house who lives in a white suburb >Cheat on gf with stripper side chick who helps me sell drugs and rob customers >Police won't care to find you because its a leftist ruled urban area >If caught, convince or frame a kid to take the fall for crimes >Ghetto nightclub party with the squad >End the night by killing an aspiring rapper, as tradition Hey white bitches, jealous of my lifestyle...

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Anon gets made fun of during Christmas | /r/Greentext

File: 275117A7-C113-4711-93D3-2(...).jpg (240 KB, 1920x1920) O Anonymous 12/23/22 (Fri)23:47:31 No.71523955 [Reply] ► >>71524037 >everyone at the grandparents house for Christmas >everyone just chilling in the living room together >one cousin starts crying and everyone comforts her as she explains that she just broke up with her boyfriend and this will be her first Christmas "alone" in a long time >my bitch of an aunt loudly says "Dont worry, at least you arent like anon! What does this make anon, 28 or 29 Christmases alone?" >Everyone starts laughing at me, even the crying cousin who is laughing through her tears I cannot stand this state of affairs anymore. If I do not have someone to call my own by next Christmas, I will kill myself. O Anonymous 12/23/22(Fri)23:55:06 No.71524037 >>71524371 >>71523955 (OP) what did you do after that >> Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)00:25:41 No.71524371 ► >>71524037 What could I do? I just sat there.
File: 275117A7-C113-4711-93D3-2(...).jpg (240 KB, 1920x1920) O Anonymous 12/23/22 (Fri)23:47:31 No.71523955 [Reply] ► >>71524037 >everyone at the grandparents house for Christmas >everyone just chilling in the living room together >one cousin starts crying and everyone comforts her as she explains that she just broke up with her boyfriend and this will be her first Christmas "alone" in a long time >my bitch of an aunt loudly says "Dont worry, at least you arent like anon! What does this make anon, 28 or 29 Christmases alone?" >Everyone starts laughing at me, even the crying cousin who is laughing through her tears I cannot stand this state of affairs anymore. If I do not have someone to call my own by next Christmas, I will kill myself. O Anonymous 12/23/22(Fri)23:55:06 No.71524037 >>71524371 >>71523955 (OP) what did you do after that >> Anonymous 12/24/22(Sat)00:25:41 No.71524371 ► >>71524037 What could I do? I just sat there.

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Anon is Satan’s son. | /r/Greentext

5 KB JPG >Be Satan's son >Skinny white boy >That's right, everything PC people hate >Especially hate n------ >Get hungry >Wander through the woods late at night >Need my f----- gas station nachos >Spot the local Exxon mobile >Proceed to the route >N------ pull up to do n----- things >Probably r----- white women >Robbing banks and smoking crack >Loitering! >You're Satan's son. You gotta f--- em up. >Walk up to n----- >Haven't said anything and his n----- rage starts fueling >N------ gets in my face >"You f----- with the wrong person!" >"no you f----- with the wrong person!" You reply back >No you are! The chimp yells >"Get the f--- out of my face!" >How dare this chimp order a superior being around >Have to establish dominance >Lean in >"You're f----- with Satan's son! >Chimp doesn't back down >Chimp starts mocking you! >"F--- Satan and his son ooowowowo" >Some kind of Chimp call clearly >"Bro imma-" you begin to speak >N----- starts swinging widly >You brace yourself >But the apes arms are far too powerful and you fall unconscious >Dreams of Richard Spencer flood your mind >Even god said you f----- failed! >Your lord Richard Spencer is yelling at you! >Wake up later the next day >Run Home and hang self after writing this
5 KB JPG >Be Satan's son >Skinny white boy >That's right, everything PC people hate >Especially hate n------ >Get hungry >Wander through the woods late at night >Need my f----- gas station nachos >Spot the local Exxon mobile >Proceed to the route >N------ pull up to do n----- things >Probably r----- white women >Robbing banks and smoking crack >Loitering! >You're Satan's son. You gotta f--- em up. >Walk up to n----- >Haven't said anything and his n----- rage starts fueling >N------ gets in my face >"You f----- with the wrong person!" >"no you f----- with the wrong person!" You reply back >No you are! The chimp yells >"Get the f--- out of my face!" >How dare this chimp order a superior being around >Have to establish dominance >Lean in >"You're f----- with Satan's son! >Chimp doesn't back down >Chimp starts mocking you! >"F--- Satan and his son ooowowowo" >Some kind of Chimp call clearly >"Bro imma-" you begin to speak >N----- starts swinging widly >You brace yourself >But the apes arms are far too powerful and you fall unconscious >Dreams of Richard Spencer flood your mind >Even god said you f----- failed! >Your lord Richard Spencer is yelling at you! >Wake up later the next day >Run Home and hang self after writing this

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Anon goes on a watchlist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Omegle funnies Talk to strangers Somegle 45 KB PNG 12/24/22(Sat)01:22:21 No.891281134: Anonymous when i purposeruny spread GUN CAD FILES over the internet Ok I'll start >be me and the boys bored in a call >One of us hops on Omegle and starts streaming and trolling >Looks fun so i decide to do it too >Have to find and boot up an old laptop since I'm banned on my main PC >Realize I don't have much to talk about and do nothing for 5 minutes >Then I join a chat with a guy who says "hand over all your illegal materials" like a joke >Remember I have some illegal materials >Open bomb making pdf and start reading out how to make TNT >Try and sound and look as deranged as possible while doing it >None of the boys find it funny but I think it's the funniest s--- ever >Switch up my approach as most people skip instantly when you say "hey wanna make a bomb" >Instead now say "hey wanna watch a vine complation" then play a vine complation then pause it and ask if they want to know how to make a bomb >Do this for 2 hours but also start adding in how to 3d print guns >Decide I've been on for enough and go get some water >While drinking the water I realize that I am genuinely happy for the first time in a while Moral of the story spreading illegal files to unsuspecting people cures depression 12/24/22(Sat)01:30:48 No.891281544 Funny things that happened while I did this >Got a guy banned bc he was streaming and I was describing how to make nitroglycerin 165 KB JPG >Guy was jacking off and he went flaccid and skipped bc I was talking about 3d printing guns >A large amount of kids would scream and instantly skip when I said "do you wanna know how to make a bomb" thinking the fbi would come kill them or smth >I met another person doing the exact same thing >And the several people that were actually trying to write it down not realizing I'm f------ retarded and kept mixing up the measurements (rip whoever puts too much of one thing next to another and blows up cuz of me :p)
: Anonymous Omegle funnies Talk to strangers Somegle 45 KB PNG 12/24/22(Sat)01:22:21 No.891281134: Anonymous when i purposeruny spread GUN CAD FILES over the internet Ok I'll start >be me and the boys bored in a call >One of us hops on Omegle and starts streaming and trolling >Looks fun so i decide to do it too >Have to find and boot up an old laptop since I'm banned on my main PC >Realize I don't have much to talk about and do nothing for 5 minutes >Then I join a chat with a guy who says "hand over all your illegal materials" like a joke >Remember I have some illegal materials >Open bomb making pdf and start reading out how to make TNT >Try and sound and look as deranged as possible while doing it >None of the boys find it funny but I think it's the funniest s--- ever >Switch up my approach as most people skip instantly when you say "hey wanna make a bomb" >Instead now say "hey wanna watch a vine complation" then play a vine complation then pause it and ask if they want to know how to make a bomb >Do this for 2 hours but also start adding in how to 3d print guns >Decide I've been on for enough and go get some water >While drinking the water I realize that I am genuinely happy for the first time in a while Moral of the story spreading illegal files to unsuspecting people cures depression 12/24/22(Sat)01:30:48 No.891281544 Funny things that happened while I did this >Got a guy banned bc he was streaming and I was describing how to make nitroglycerin 165 KB JPG >Guy was jacking off and he went flaccid and skipped bc I was talking about 3d printing guns >A large amount of kids would scream and instantly skip when I said "do you wanna know how to make a bomb" thinking the fbi would come kill them or smth >I met another person doing the exact same thing >And the several people that were actually trying to write it down not realizing I'm f------ retarded and kept mixing up the measurements (rip whoever puts too much of one thing next to another and blows up cuz of me :p)

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