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: Anonymous H-game thread 01/27/24(Sat)17:45:04 No.665138374 Degrees of Lewdity.png 3 KB PNG >Takes one step off the bus >Immediately chased and r---- How do i avoid? 01/27/24(Sat)17:47:13 No.665138501 : Anonymous Have you tried not looking like a slut
: Anonymous H-game thread 01/27/24(Sat)17:45:04 No.665138374 Degrees of Lewdity.png 3 KB PNG >Takes one step off the bus >Immediately chased and r---- How do i avoid? 01/27/24(Sat)17:47:13 No.665138501 : Anonymous Have you tried not looking like a slut

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: Anonymous HAZBIN HOTEL prime ... JANUARY 19 New Senes 195 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)03:38:32 No.141920011 >show is about gay people >mocks religion (specifically christianity >makes lucifer a good guy >yet woke people hate it huh? Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # >hell is full of gay people >has a few banger songs >lots of cute girls >Adam is a chud like me Seems based to me 01/27/24(Sat)03:43:08 No.141920035 >>141920042 # >>141920525 # Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # Woke people hate everything not centered around themselves 01/27/24(Sat)03:44:25 No. 141920042
: Anonymous HAZBIN HOTEL prime ... JANUARY 19 New Senes 195 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)03:38:32 No.141920011 >show is about gay people >mocks religion (specifically christianity >makes lucifer a good guy >yet woke people hate it huh? Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # >hell is full of gay people >has a few banger songs >lots of cute girls >Adam is a chud like me Seems based to me 01/27/24(Sat)03:43:08 No.141920035 >>141920042 # >>141920525 # Anonymous >>141920011 (OP) # Woke people hate everything not centered around themselves 01/27/24(Sat)03:44:25 No. 141920042

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Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)12:57:12 No.141906543 If Emily were in the Heaven embassy instead in episode 1 >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok >Well actually I have hote 248 KB JPG >Nonsense, lets go already >Um whats that? >*locks collar on her* >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun! >No wait please I hav- >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha >No someone help me please! >Time for some divine punishment >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)12:57:12 No.141906543 If Emily were in the Heaven embassy instead in episode 1 >Oh you want sinners in heaven huh thats so weird but you gotta see heaven first so come with me ok >Well actually I have hote 248 KB JPG >Nonsense, lets go already >Um whats that? >*locks collar on her* >You are so cute! You are mine now forever and ever we are gonna have so much fun! >No wait please I hav- >Your in heaven now cutie and your gonna stay here for good hahahahaha >No someone help me please! >Time for some divine punishment >Is that a strapon? Where did you AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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File: ZT3uOsK.jpg (42 KB, 584x542) WE ALL HAVE SECRETS Secrets thread Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:23:44 No.913011415 >>913011879 >>913014799 >>913014819 >>913016325 >>913017115 >>913019141 >>913019199>>913019204 >>913019662 >>913020473 >>913020568 >>913022432 >>913022707 >>913024720 >>913025552 any secrets/confessions you wanna get out of your heart, /b/? >> Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:36:16 No.913011730 ► >>913013265 I once used /b/ as my personal army without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details (he claimed them as work related expenses) > boss becomes a bit of a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment on a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything
File: ZT3uOsK.jpg (42 KB, 584x542) WE ALL HAVE SECRETS Secrets thread Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:23:44 No.913011415 >>913011879 >>913014799 >>913014819 >>913016325 >>913017115 >>913019141 >>913019199>>913019204 >>913019662 >>913020473 >>913020568 >>913022432 >>913022707 >>913024720 >>913025552 any secrets/confessions you wanna get out of your heart, /b/? >> Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)03:36:16 No.913011730 ► >>913013265 I once used /b/ as my personal army without asking or even saying a word... > work at a large electronics manufacturer, in product/technical support > among other duties, test and troubleshoot streaming apps on our TVs and other media devices > boss gives us his personal netflix, disney, amazon, hulu and youtube login details (he claimed them as work related expenses) > boss becomes a bit of a cocksucking a------ > check email and passwords provided by boss on other sites (facebook, hotmail, yahoo, google, linkedin) > stupid wanker uses the same login and password across everything > his personal facebook and linkedin accounts are also approved owners/admins to our company's facebook and linkedin accounts > paste the email and password along with logos for each of the sites in a jpg > post the jpg with no comment on a /b/ "shouldn't share" thread > sit back and watch the mayhem as one or more /b/tards run rampant through his and my employer accounts, changing recovery emails and passwords and basically locking him and us out of everything

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Anon doesn’t like Disney channel shows | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 198 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)08:27:28 No.141921956 >>141919499 # >character who spends the entire show s------- on one of the mains, and does the bare minimum to atone for it, is better off and even somewhat rewarded >mean girl character who goes above and beyond to redeem their previously spoiled behavior is punished severely and stripped of their wealth weird that both Manlet Falls and TGAMM did this
: Anonymous 198 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)08:27:28 No.141921956 >>141919499 # >character who spends the entire show s------- on one of the mains, and does the bare minimum to atone for it, is better off and even somewhat rewarded >mean girl character who goes above and beyond to redeem their previously spoiled behavior is punished severely and stripped of their wealth weird that both Manlet Falls and TGAMM did this

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Anon wants to normiemax | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:11 No.30631073 Why being a "Normie" is considered a bad thing? Like, the Normie life is the perfect life >Normal group of friends >Doesn't care about "reading books" or "good music", just listen to popular music and hang out with the popular guys >No mental problems >Doesn't care about having an "alternative" clothing style, he just dresses with normal clothes >No hobbies to distract you 17 KB PNG >No political opinions >Has a normal job >Doesn't even know what overthinking and philosophy is I mean, wish to have a life like this guy, time to normiemaxxing : Anonymous >>30631073 (OP) # >time to normiemaxxing How? 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:53 No.30631074
Anonymous 11 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:11 No.30631073 Why being a "Normie" is considered a bad thing? Like, the Normie life is the perfect life >Normal group of friends >Doesn't care about "reading books" or "good music", just listen to popular music and hang out with the popular guys >No mental problems >Doesn't care about having an "alternative" clothing style, he just dresses with normal clothes >No hobbies to distract you 17 KB PNG >No political opinions >Has a normal job >Doesn't even know what overthinking and philosophy is I mean, wish to have a life like this guy, time to normiemaxxing : Anonymous >>30631073 (OP) # >time to normiemaxxing How? 01/26/24(Fri)05:25:53 No.30631074

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Anonymous What's stopping some russian o(...) HAZBIN HOTEL prime JANUARY 1.02 MB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)09:07:46 No.141922319 >make a ripoff version >actually follow the premise >teachers sinners of hell to not be gay, trannies, butterfly kissers or pederasts, rapists, killers, greeters
Anonymous What's stopping some russian o(...) HAZBIN HOTEL prime JANUARY 1.02 MB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)09:07:46 No.141922319 >make a ripoff version >actually follow the premise >teachers sinners of hell to not be gay, trannies, butterfly kissers or pederasts, rapists, killers, greeters

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Anon gets cuddles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 167 KB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)06:20:01 No.913018751 >be me at 18, Christmas time >Extended family is staying over and I'm sleeping in my parents bed since my mom is out of town >Mom won't be back till 5-6am since she's picking up my aunt from the airport >Dad gets home from the bar at 3am >Lights are all off, my dad is extremely drunk >I've got a blanket over me laying in his bed, half asleep >Dad mumbles about his night and lays next to me >He puts his arm over me thinking I'm mom >For some reason I don't say anything >He reaches under the blanket and up my shirt and grabs my man t---, I'm chunky and they must be similar to moms since he didn't notice at first >I realized how f----- this is but am still too scared to say anything >Dad has arms around my waist and scoots into me, I can feel his erection >He starts snoring and is completely out, I sneak out of his arms and downstairs >Decide to go to sleep on the old rocking chair This was never spoken of again
: Anonymous 167 KB PNG 01/27/24(Sat)06:20:01 No.913018751 >be me at 18, Christmas time >Extended family is staying over and I'm sleeping in my parents bed since my mom is out of town >Mom won't be back till 5-6am since she's picking up my aunt from the airport >Dad gets home from the bar at 3am >Lights are all off, my dad is extremely drunk >I've got a blanket over me laying in his bed, half asleep >Dad mumbles about his night and lays next to me >He puts his arm over me thinking I'm mom >For some reason I don't say anything >He reaches under the blanket and up my shirt and grabs my man t---, I'm chunky and they must be similar to moms since he didn't notice at first >I realized how f----- this is but am still too scared to say anything >Dad has arms around my waist and scoots into me, I can feel his erection >He starts snoring and is completely out, I sneak out of his arms and downstairs >Decide to go to sleep on the old rocking chair This was never spoken of again

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Lonely anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)23:26:18 No. 195635722 >>195635778 >>195635420 >be tism >always formal >people go for a half hug or a full hug >I give my hand for a handshake >people go for a elaborate handshake >I just clasp their hand and shake it >distant cousin comes to visit us >first thing she does is hug me tightly >don't return the hug just stand frozen staring ahead >she lets go >am red >she jokes about it >am redder >later she tells my mom I'm cute and that's the most interaction I had with a woman that isn't a npc in a video game or a character in a book.
Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)23:26:18 No. 195635722 >>195635778 >>195635420 >be tism >always formal >people go for a half hug or a full hug >I give my hand for a handshake >people go for a elaborate handshake >I just clasp their hand and shake it >distant cousin comes to visit us >first thing she does is hug me tightly >don't return the hug just stand frozen staring ahead >she lets go >am red >she jokes about it >am redder >later she tells my mom I'm cute and that's the most interaction I had with a woman that isn't a npc in a video game or a character in a book.

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He’s alright | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG 01/27/24 (Sat)21:24:10 No.456632985 >speaks out against china owning farmland in the US. >trolls on leftists over palestine with no bounds. >admits there's a problem with illegal immigration. >supported expelling jamaal bowman from congress. >unlimited entertainment with oafish behavior. let's face it he's much better than Oz would have been.
19 KB JPG 01/27/24 (Sat)21:24:10 No.456632985 >speaks out against china owning farmland in the US. >trolls on leftists over palestine with no bounds. >admits there's a problem with illegal immigration. >supported expelling jamaal bowman from congress. >unlimited entertainment with oafish behavior. let's face it he's much better than Oz would have been.

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Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you. Not anymore. | /r/Greentext


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What are they hiding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 27/01/2024, 04:11:50 No.19902734 71 KB JPEG > Be me, hanging out on the beach > Suddenly hear someone say, "You can't drink sea water" > MFW I turn around to see an absolute peanut brain > "Yes, you need water to survive you idiot or you'll dehydrate" > "You also need to keep up your salts of course or you'll die" > NOOOOOOOOOOYOU CAN'T DRINKSEA SALTWATERYOULLL DIIIIIIUEEEEE > Are they stupid?
Anonymous 27/01/2024, 04:11:50 No.19902734 71 KB JPEG > Be me, hanging out on the beach > Suddenly hear someone say, "You can't drink sea water" > MFW I turn around to see an absolute peanut brain > "Yes, you need water to survive you idiot or you'll dehydrate" > "You also need to keep up your salts of course or you'll die" > NOOOOOOOOOOYOU CAN'T DRINKSEA SALTWATERYOULLL DIIIIIIUEEEEE > Are they stupid?

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الـلـه أكـبـ الـمـوت لأمـريـكـا الـمـوت لإسـرائـيـل اللعنة على اليـهـود الـنـصـر للإسـلام guys I think Iran may be using us? Anonymous (ID: mYBDXIO+ ) = 01/27/24(Sat)01:07:47 No.456621462 >be Houthi >start bombing stupid jew-loving American shipping cuz Iran says it'll save our brothers in gaza >Allahu akbar! >start bombing Russian shipping >Allhu ak- wait, we didn't mean to hit you guys sorry >keep bombing scum imperialist US shipping >ALLAHU AKBAR >China steps in >tells us to stop f------ with suez canal cuz money >maybe we should stop the bombing shipping? >lran says nah, don't worry, it'll be fine. TO THE RIVER TO THE SEA
الـلـه أكـبـ الـمـوت لأمـريـكـا الـمـوت لإسـرائـيـل اللعنة على اليـهـود الـنـصـر للإسـلام guys I think Iran may be using us? Anonymous (ID: mYBDXIO+ ) = 01/27/24(Sat)01:07:47 No.456621462 >be Houthi >start bombing stupid jew-loving American shipping cuz Iran says it'll save our brothers in gaza >Allahu akbar! >start bombing Russian shipping >Allhu ak- wait, we didn't mean to hit you guys sorry >keep bombing scum imperialist US shipping >ALLAHU AKBAR >China steps in >tells us to stop f------ with suez canal cuz money >maybe we should stop the bombing shipping? >lran says nah, don't worry, it'll be fine. TO THE RIVER TO THE SEA

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When you refuse to watch slop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN STARPEK O MALABLE ON VERDE A 1X PANDEID 01/23/24(Tue)07:40:42 No.195396647 avgnghostbusters.png 1.28 MB PNG >Makes a video about how he's not going to watch a movie >Journalists all over go batshit insane How much power does this man wield?
: Anonymous The BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN STARPEK O MALABLE ON VERDE A 1X PANDEID 01/23/24(Tue)07:40:42 No.195396647 avgnghostbusters.png 1.28 MB PNG >Makes a video about how he's not going to watch a movie >Journalists all over go batshit insane How much power does this man wield?

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Anon has sex with carbonated water | /r/Greentext

File: BBB-ProductList-94-e16118(...).jpg (240 KB, 1201x1200) Tope Tope hice Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:57:47 No.20145240 >Be me, drinking regular beta cuck water >Live a mundane life, searching for something extraordinary >Discover the fizzy elixir of life, Topo Chico >Realize it's not just a drink, it's a passion, an obsession >Spend nights arranging Topo Chico bottles in heart shapes >Take long walks in the moonlight, bottle in hand >Write love letters to Topo Chico, expressing undying affection >Friends think I've lost it, but they just don't understand the sparkling magic >Develop a ritual - candlelit dinners with Topo Chico as the main course >Create a shrine of empty bottles, each one a testament my love for the fizzy god >Whisper sweet nothings to the bubbles as they tickle my nose >Plan a romantic getaway to the Topo Chico factory >Imagine Topo Chico inside me >One night, slowly fit a bottle in my ass >Feel the effervescence of joy as I fart carbonated poo juice >Friends stage an intervention, worried about my carbonated love affair >Ignore their concerns, convinced that Topo Chico is my soulmate >Get strange looks from the cashier buying another case of Topo Chico hard as a rock >People talk, but I don't care >Share tender moments, like sipping Topo Chico by the fireplace >Consider legally changing my name to Topo Chico >Friends plan an intervention 2.0, convinced I need professional help >Ignore them, believing that our love will bubble over into eternity >One day, surrounded by empty bottles, realize I might have taken it too far >Friends and family stage a fizzyvention, urge me to seek therapy >Begin to question my romantic entanglement with Topo Chico >Start attending AA support groups, and leave out that the part that it was just the sparkling water >Slowly wean myself off the sparkling elixir >Got my six month chip the other day >Reflect on the wild, carbonated love affair and the lessons learned Anyone else get addicted to Topo Chico?
File: BBB-ProductList-94-e16118(...).jpg (240 KB, 1201x1200) Tope Tope hice Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:57:47 No.20145240 >Be me, drinking regular beta cuck water >Live a mundane life, searching for something extraordinary >Discover the fizzy elixir of life, Topo Chico >Realize it's not just a drink, it's a passion, an obsession >Spend nights arranging Topo Chico bottles in heart shapes >Take long walks in the moonlight, bottle in hand >Write love letters to Topo Chico, expressing undying affection >Friends think I've lost it, but they just don't understand the sparkling magic >Develop a ritual - candlelit dinners with Topo Chico as the main course >Create a shrine of empty bottles, each one a testament my love for the fizzy god >Whisper sweet nothings to the bubbles as they tickle my nose >Plan a romantic getaway to the Topo Chico factory >Imagine Topo Chico inside me >One night, slowly fit a bottle in my ass >Feel the effervescence of joy as I fart carbonated poo juice >Friends stage an intervention, worried about my carbonated love affair >Ignore their concerns, convinced that Topo Chico is my soulmate >Get strange looks from the cashier buying another case of Topo Chico hard as a rock >People talk, but I don't care >Share tender moments, like sipping Topo Chico by the fireplace >Consider legally changing my name to Topo Chico >Friends plan an intervention 2.0, convinced I need professional help >Ignore them, believing that our love will bubble over into eternity >One day, surrounded by empty bottles, realize I might have taken it too far >Friends and family stage a fizzyvention, urge me to seek therapy >Begin to question my romantic entanglement with Topo Chico >Start attending AA support groups, and leave out that the part that it was just the sparkling water >Slowly wean myself off the sparkling elixir >Got my six month chip the other day >Reflect on the wild, carbonated love affair and the lessons learned Anyone else get addicted to Topo Chico?

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: Anonymous Can't live with peace 125 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)01:30:19 No.912982490 >be me >11 years ago mom and dad plans to build a house >A year later moved into new house >2 months pass dad gets cancer >Mom and dad moved to different city for treatment i lived with my grandparents >6 months pass my dad finally beats cancer >4 years pass with financial struggle >One random day my mom suddenly passed out on bed turns out to be heartattack >We took her to the hospital an hr late but mom managed to somehow survive >3 years passed and one day my dad met with an accident while going to work >Leg fractures had to take 4 months bed rest and he recovered >One year later mom slips and fell to the ground while working in the kitchen and had a small cut under her feet >A month later mom feet turns into yellowish black due to diabetes had to do small operation and everything is fine >A year later i get a job during my final year of bachelor's degree >One day i get onboarding date my mom and dad said we will drop you off at the location and we will get back to home >While crossing the road a truck hit all 3 of us >Somehow i was able to wake up from shock and managed to bring them to the hospital >Dad passed away due to head injury, mom is fine with pelvic fracture and i didn't had any injury just some muscle pains >A day where my dad should be so proud of his son going to work he couldn't able to see >It feels like all of this started since we built the house 11 years of hell >Was it the house or was it the fate >What lies ahead of us :(
: Anonymous Can't live with peace 125 KB JPG 01/27/24(Sat)01:30:19 No.912982490 >be me >11 years ago mom and dad plans to build a house >A year later moved into new house >2 months pass dad gets cancer >Mom and dad moved to different city for treatment i lived with my grandparents >6 months pass my dad finally beats cancer >4 years pass with financial struggle >One random day my mom suddenly passed out on bed turns out to be heartattack >We took her to the hospital an hr late but mom managed to somehow survive >3 years passed and one day my dad met with an accident while going to work >Leg fractures had to take 4 months bed rest and he recovered >One year later mom slips and fell to the ground while working in the kitchen and had a small cut under her feet >A month later mom feet turns into yellowish black due to diabetes had to do small operation and everything is fine >A year later i get a job during my final year of bachelor's degree >One day i get onboarding date my mom and dad said we will drop you off at the location and we will get back to home >While crossing the road a truck hit all 3 of us >Somehow i was able to wake up from shock and managed to bring them to the hospital >Dad passed away due to head injury, mom is fine with pelvic fracture and i didn't had any injury just some muscle pains >A day where my dad should be so proud of his son going to work he couldn't able to see >It feels like all of this started since we built the house 11 years of hell >Was it the house or was it the fate >What lies ahead of us :(

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File: 1706268001319.jpg (212 KB, 1034x684) A He Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:20:16 No.912967132 LIKE A D--- ALL WANKED IN F------ HOLE!!! TEXAS GUARD ENTERED THE CAPITOL!!! LEAVING DEMOCRATS NO OPTIONS!!! REDNECK ARMY SWIFTLY MOTIONS!!! SOON YOU'LL PAY YOU DIRTY MAGGOTS!!! FOR THE BLM, HOHOLS AND F------!!! THEN WE'LL SENT Y'ALL TO JAIL!!! US DEBT YOUR ASS SHALL BAIL!!! YOU FORGIVEN WILL BE NOT!!! WE WILL CUT YOU LIKE A CANCER!!! FOR THE TEXAS BORDER ROT!!! WHOLE YOUR FAMILY WILL ANSWER!!! BITCHES DOWN ON THE KNEES!!! IN YOUR ASS AND IN YOUR MOUTH!!! ENTER SHALL UNITED SOUTH!!! ON YOUR KNEES YOU F------ BITCHES!!! ANUS YOURS SHALL TAKE EIGHT INCHES!!! YOU WILL SUCK OUR MIGHTY HARDON!!! THAT'S YOUR ONLY WAY TO "PARDON"!!!
File: 1706268001319.jpg (212 KB, 1034x684) A He Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:20:16 No.912967132 LIKE A D--- ALL WANKED IN F------ HOLE!!! TEXAS GUARD ENTERED THE CAPITOL!!! LEAVING DEMOCRATS NO OPTIONS!!! REDNECK ARMY SWIFTLY MOTIONS!!! SOON YOU'LL PAY YOU DIRTY MAGGOTS!!! FOR THE BLM, HOHOLS AND F------!!! THEN WE'LL SENT Y'ALL TO JAIL!!! US DEBT YOUR ASS SHALL BAIL!!! YOU FORGIVEN WILL BE NOT!!! WE WILL CUT YOU LIKE A CANCER!!! FOR THE TEXAS BORDER ROT!!! WHOLE YOUR FAMILY WILL ANSWER!!! BITCHES DOWN ON THE KNEES!!! IN YOUR ASS AND IN YOUR MOUTH!!! ENTER SHALL UNITED SOUTH!!! ON YOUR KNEES YOU F------ BITCHES!!! ANUS YOURS SHALL TAKE EIGHT INCHES!!! YOU WILL SUCK OUR MIGHTY HARDON!!! THAT'S YOUR ONLY WAY TO "PARDON"!!!

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The Betrayal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)12:01:02 No.912833271 >Dating gf for 5+ years >She started getting into CrossFit >3 days a week turned into 5 days a week >Got engaged >CrossFit turned into a desire to do competitive weightlifting >Honestly loved her gains >She looked great >Suddenly stopped going to the gym >She didn't really "like" the staff or facilities >Dropped everything after 1.5 years of pretty serious dedication >5 months before wedding >She couldn't live with her guilt >She was sleeping with a guy from her gym >She got banned from the gym for, I assume, f------ in the gym >That was her wake up call >She was nervous about getting married, which is why she did it F------ over. It's such b-------. >>912833712 #
: Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)12:01:02 No.912833271 >Dating gf for 5+ years >She started getting into CrossFit >3 days a week turned into 5 days a week >Got engaged >CrossFit turned into a desire to do competitive weightlifting >Honestly loved her gains >She looked great >Suddenly stopped going to the gym >She didn't really "like" the staff or facilities >Dropped everything after 1.5 years of pretty serious dedication >5 months before wedding >She couldn't live with her guilt >She was sleeping with a guy from her gym >She got banned from the gym for, I assume, f------ in the gym >That was her wake up call >She was nervous about getting married, which is why she did it F------ over. It's such b-------. >>912833712 #

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106 KB JPG history? > Writes a novel about the people he hates being punished in hell > Writes himself as the chad who's watching everything while eating popcorn > becomes a classic of all-time literature > is this the most based man in
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