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File: BBB-ProductList-94-e16118(...).jpg (240 KB, 1201x1200) Tope Tope hice Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:57:47 No.20145240 >Be me, drinking regular beta cuck water >Live a mundane life, searching for something extraordinary >Discover the fizzy elixir of life, Topo Chico >Realize it's not just a drink, it's a passion, an obsession >Spend nights arranging Topo Chico bottles in heart shapes >Take long walks in the moonlight, bottle in hand >Write love letters to Topo Chico, expressing undying affection >Friends think I've lost it, but they just don't understand the sparkling magic >Develop a ritual - candlelit dinners with Topo Chico as the main course >Create a shrine of empty bottles, each one a testament my love for the fizzy god >Whisper sweet nothings to the bubbles as they tickle my nose >Plan a romantic getaway to the Topo Chico factory >Imagine Topo Chico inside me >One night, slowly fit a bottle in my ass >Feel the effervescence of joy as I fart carbonated poo juice >Friends stage an intervention, worried about my carbonated love affair >Ignore their concerns, convinced that Topo Chico is my soulmate >Get strange looks from the cashier buying another case of Topo Chico hard as a rock >People talk, but I don't care >Share tender moments, like sipping Topo Chico by the fireplace >Consider legally changing my name to Topo Chico >Friends plan an intervention 2.0, convinced I need professional help >Ignore them, believing that our love will bubble over into eternity >One day, surrounded by empty bottles, realize I might have taken it too far >Friends and family stage a fizzyvention, urge me to seek therapy >Begin to question my romantic entanglement with Topo Chico >Start attending AA support groups, and leave out that the part that it was just the sparkling water >Slowly wean myself off the sparkling elixir >Got my six month chip the other day >Reflect on the wild, carbonated love affair and the lessons learned Anyone else get addicted to Topo Chico?

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