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DE 2h (1/6 16:02) · 192173191 36 Re . 7 Img JPG 245KB (1440 × 1400) · C9D7335F-844A-4572-8F5E-C8D129454996.jpg 11 Replies > get told Asian girls are materialistic > get told they only care about your wealth and are gold diggers > meet an Asian girl at uni > we start going out > we go on vacation together > she pays for almost everything > buys me clothes for 3k as a gift to surprise me > says her parents will buy us an apartment after we get married later Why did people lie to me so badly? Asian girls are frikkin based!
DE 2h (1/6 16:02) · 192173191 36 Re . 7 Img JPG 245KB (1440 × 1400) · C9D7335F-844A-4572-8F5E-C8D129454996.jpg 11 Replies > get told Asian girls are materialistic > get told they only care about your wealth and are gold diggers > meet an Asian girl at uni > we start going out > we go on vacation together > she pays for almost everything > buys me clothes for 3k as a gift to surprise me > says her parents will buy us an apartment after we get married later Why did people lie to me so badly? Asian girls are frikkin based!

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1h (1/6 12:42) · 76019801 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 62KB (300×300) · f41c5f1f-9415-4b2b-9922-9fe739b5a761-profile_image-300x300.png 3 Replies Female molestation >Be 8 years old >Sent away to live with my aunt for the summer >No cable tv just a few tapes to watch over and over >Teenage mutant Nija Turtles, E.T. and 1991 Royal Rumble WWF >Aunt has a female friend >Aunt is a drunk w---- >Aunt's friend molests you several times >Fondle and suck your penis, grind vagina against body and face >Don't understand what going on >Just seems weird >Understand what happened when you get older >F--- up my relationship with women for the rest of my life.
1h (1/6 12:42) · 76019801 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 62KB (300×300) · f41c5f1f-9415-4b2b-9922-9fe739b5a761-profile_image-300x300.png 3 Replies Female molestation >Be 8 years old >Sent away to live with my aunt for the summer >No cable tv just a few tapes to watch over and over >Teenage mutant Nija Turtles, E.T. and 1991 Royal Rumble WWF >Aunt has a female friend >Aunt is a drunk w---- >Aunt's friend molests you several times >Fondle and suck your penis, grind vagina against body and face >Don't understand what going on >Just seems weird >Understand what happened when you get older >F--- up my relationship with women for the rest of my life.

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Anonymous Gaming in aus be like 01/06/24(Sat)15:13:10 No.662897645 AN * Flag-Australia.jpg 28 KB JPG >300ping to EU >200 ping to NA >80-150 ping, or 400 ping depending on how f----- up the routing is to SEA >Online shooters are completely off the table if you want to play anything competitive >RTS games are all dead >MOBAs are all dead unless you want to play league >card games lol >Smaller online games are a big no go because of the huge timezone differences >MMOs are a waste of time because none of the big ones offer AU servers, the ones that do, our servers are small as f--- with the 10 same players
Anonymous Gaming in aus be like 01/06/24(Sat)15:13:10 No.662897645 AN * Flag-Australia.jpg 28 KB JPG >300ping to EU >200 ping to NA >80-150 ping, or 400 ping depending on how f----- up the routing is to SEA >Online shooters are completely off the table if you want to play anything competitive >RTS games are all dead >MOBAs are all dead unless you want to play league >card games lol >Smaller online games are a big no go because of the huge timezone differences >MMOs are a waste of time because none of the big ones offer AU servers, the ones that do, our servers are small as f--- with the 10 same players

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Ain't no rest for the wicked | /r/Greentext


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: Anonymous 01/05/24 (Fri)14:43:44 No.194390667 If you would but lend me the Ring... Boromir.png 492 KB PNG >character who merely wants to borrow the ring >his name is... BORROW MERE!
: Anonymous 01/05/24 (Fri)14:43:44 No.194390667 If you would but lend me the Ring... Boromir.png 492 KB PNG >character who merely wants to borrow the ring >his name is... BORROW MERE!

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: Anonymous 01/06/24(Sat)10:27:16 No.662881624 >SNIPER TAAAAKEEES FREEAKING SKIIIILLL CHUD!!! JUST RESPECT THE SIGHTLINE BIGOT HES BALANCED HE CANT DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST ALL OF THE CLASSES >OK HE IS MOST OF THE TIME BEHIND THE ENEMY WERE YOU CANNOT REACH HIM LET ALONE ATTACK HIM BUT JUST FLANK HIM FORGET ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE AND TARGET HIM CONSTANTLY YOU DONT FREAAAKING UNDERSTAND!! 56 KB PNG >OK HE CAN INVALIDATE HIS ONLY COUNTER BUT HES STILL BALANCED OK??!! JUST GET GOOD AT THE GAME GOOOD ITS COMPLETELY FAIR AND BALANCED THAT HE HAS NO COUNTERS
: Anonymous 01/06/24(Sat)10:27:16 No.662881624 >SNIPER TAAAAKEEES FREEAKING SKIIIILLL CHUD!!! JUST RESPECT THE SIGHTLINE BIGOT HES BALANCED HE CANT DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST ALL OF THE CLASSES >OK HE IS MOST OF THE TIME BEHIND THE ENEMY WERE YOU CANNOT REACH HIM LET ALONE ATTACK HIM BUT JUST FLANK HIM FORGET ABOUT THE OBJECTIVE AND TARGET HIM CONSTANTLY YOU DONT FREAAAKING UNDERSTAND!! 56 KB PNG >OK HE CAN INVALIDATE HIS ONLY COUNTER BUT HES STILL BALANCED OK??!! JUST GET GOOD AT THE GAME GOOOD ITS COMPLETELY FAIR AND BALANCED THAT HE HAS NO COUNTERS

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: Anonymous my dad really pisses me off I tries my best. 349 KB PNG No.76002006 01/04/24(Thu)20:59:24 >prepare for and start the year off positively >do good things and feel great, even though life is doing its best to ruin me >casually mention around dad that if i work anywhere, it would be at a certain store >next time we're alone he mentions that i should be applying to a store when i can (not even the specific one i said but a dumpier one) >i am extremely angered and all of my motivation to improve is destroyed he fails to take into account that i am extremely anxious to do it for 5 different reasons, and currently working on fixing them. even if i were to power through, he'd see my miraculous achievements as the new bare minimum and never be okay with me stopping. i'm simply not ready to work again yet and i don't f------ need the money right now. i f------ loathe how he just reminds me of whatever i'm not doing instead of sympathizing with me for what i am doing, he just turns all of my positivity into dust by having expectations JUST above what i'm willing to accept and eternally mocking me if i fail to meet them. F------ SHUT YOUR MOUTH UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BE TOO SPITEFUL TO DO ANYTHING, AS I'VE BEEN FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. >inb4 talk to him about it i did, but i know he's never gonna stop using every conversation to criticize me like a c---. and i couldn't swear and yell like i am here because my mom would have had a heart attack.
: Anonymous my dad really pisses me off I tries my best. 349 KB PNG No.76002006 01/04/24(Thu)20:59:24 >prepare for and start the year off positively >do good things and feel great, even though life is doing its best to ruin me >casually mention around dad that if i work anywhere, it would be at a certain store >next time we're alone he mentions that i should be applying to a store when i can (not even the specific one i said but a dumpier one) >i am extremely angered and all of my motivation to improve is destroyed he fails to take into account that i am extremely anxious to do it for 5 different reasons, and currently working on fixing them. even if i were to power through, he'd see my miraculous achievements as the new bare minimum and never be okay with me stopping. i'm simply not ready to work again yet and i don't f------ need the money right now. i f------ loathe how he just reminds me of whatever i'm not doing instead of sympathizing with me for what i am doing, he just turns all of my positivity into dust by having expectations JUST above what i'm willing to accept and eternally mocking me if i fail to meet them. F------ SHUT YOUR MOUTH UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO BE TOO SPITEFUL TO DO ANYTHING, AS I'VE BEEN FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE. >inb4 talk to him about it i did, but i know he's never gonna stop using every conversation to criticize me like a c---. and i couldn't swear and yell like i am here because my mom would have had a heart attack.

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>Cast of cardboard and 1 dimensional characters that feel like they were written by 12 year olds >No original ideas 1.11 MB JPG >Power system is inconsistent and stupid >Fandom is forged of tik tok 12 yo zoomers and capeshit manchildren >The audience dosen't actually care about the story and is only there for the fights with well done pretty animation >Wouldn't have made a dime if it was made by a less popular and expensive animation studio >Characters look like they're wearing s--- amazon cosplays >Be Jujutsu Kaisen, picture unrelated
>Cast of cardboard and 1 dimensional characters that feel like they were written by 12 year olds >No original ideas 1.11 MB JPG >Power system is inconsistent and stupid >Fandom is forged of tik tok 12 yo zoomers and capeshit manchildren >The audience dosen't actually care about the story and is only there for the fights with well done pretty animation >Wouldn't have made a dime if it was made by a less popular and expensive animation studio >Characters look like they're wearing s--- amazon cosplays >Be Jujutsu Kaisen, picture unrelated

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Anonymous (ID: XLETLdls B-bros... 10/28/22(Fri)11:39:37 No.401822565 CalmColdQuanye @CoolChaiQuodi NIGGGGEEEERRRRR 9:12 PM 10/27/22 Twitter for Android 129 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,053 Likes 3716E8F9-0588-42C8-BA82-6C0C6FA44BA0.jpg 173 KB JPG >3 hours old >still hasn't been taken down yet Is it actually happening? 218 Replies / 73 Images ... View Thread
Anonymous (ID: XLETLdls B-bros... 10/28/22(Fri)11:39:37 No.401822565 CalmColdQuanye @CoolChaiQuodi NIGGGGEEEERRRRR 9:12 PM 10/27/22 Twitter for Android 129 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,053 Likes 3716E8F9-0588-42C8-BA82-6C0C6FA44BA0.jpg 173 KB JPG >3 hours old >still hasn't been taken down yet Is it actually happening? 218 Replies / 73 Images ... View Thread

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Femanon and mating calls. | /r/Greentext

File 1294722426.jpg-(6 KB, 251x199, crab.jpg) May-250 Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:07:06 No.301513XXX Femanon here I just need some quick advice. My boyfriend is into weird things sexually. Like just the other day I was in his room and I was about to go lie down with him when he said: "CRAB WALK TO THE DRESSER, PUT ON LINGERIE, THEN CRAB WALK TO MY BED." So I did what he said then I got on his bed. Then he said to me: "MAKE UP A MATING CALL." I told him I didn't know any so he said: "MAKE UP ONE!!!" So I started going HORK HORK HORK Then he got a boner and started going WHERG WHERG WHERG. We had sex but I'm still feeling really weird about the whole thing. Do I tell him how I feel, or do I play along with this roleplay of his? >>Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:44 No.301514XXX i cant stop laughing Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:47 No.301514XXX that did make me go lol Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:09:20 No.301514XXX this is f------ hilarious
File 1294722426.jpg-(6 KB, 251x199, crab.jpg) May-250 Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:07:06 No.301513XXX Femanon here I just need some quick advice. My boyfriend is into weird things sexually. Like just the other day I was in his room and I was about to go lie down with him when he said: "CRAB WALK TO THE DRESSER, PUT ON LINGERIE, THEN CRAB WALK TO MY BED." So I did what he said then I got on his bed. Then he said to me: "MAKE UP A MATING CALL." I told him I didn't know any so he said: "MAKE UP ONE!!!" So I started going HORK HORK HORK Then he got a boner and started going WHERG WHERG WHERG. We had sex but I'm still feeling really weird about the whole thing. Do I tell him how I feel, or do I play along with this roleplay of his? >>Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:44 No.301514XXX i cant stop laughing Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:08:47 No.301514XXX that did make me go lol Anonymous 01/11/11 (Tue)00:09:20 No.301514XXX this is f------ hilarious

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Femanon is gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)08:49:41 No.50116117 139 KB JPG up in my head >lightbulb.jpg >be me >virgin femanon >want to know what sex feels like but not ready to experiment with a human male >the idea of sex dolls pop >search up male sex dolls >all of them look too feminine and twinkish >literally plastered with eye make up and lipstick, every single one of them >later realize theyre made for gay males >mfw View Thread
Anonymous 12/29/18(Sat)08:49:41 No.50116117 139 KB JPG up in my head >lightbulb.jpg >be me >virgin femanon >want to know what sex feels like but not ready to experiment with a human male >the idea of sex dolls pop >search up male sex dolls >all of them look too feminine and twinkish >literally plastered with eye make up and lipstick, every single one of them >later realize theyre made for gay males >mfw View Thread

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Ducktales. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)06:10:32 No.141524540 >>141523862 (OP) # >Like nephews in comics >Like nephews in Ducktales >Like nephews in Quack Pack. >Skipped Nutales because it felt like nostalgia baiting and didn't like 404 KB JPG Tennant as Scrooge. Simple as OLIOFIO VOO 150UFFE
Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)06:10:32 No.141524540 >>141523862 (OP) # >Like nephews in comics >Like nephews in Ducktales >Like nephews in Quack Pack. >Skipped Nutales because it felt like nostalgia baiting and didn't like 404 KB JPG Tennant as Scrooge. Simple as OLIOFIO VOO 150UFFE

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Burn motherfucker, burn. | /r/Greentext

2h (1/5 18:43) 760107677 Re- 0 Img JPG 386KB (735 × 957) · 68aa654f9cd783394640c32b661ddc9c.jpg 3 Replies >see people innocently happy >get internally mad >see people enjoying popular thing >get mad, wait until it fades then get super autistically interested >popular song bumped around >get mad, don't listen until it's has-been >two people having a happy conversation >get mad >two people arguing in a civilized way instead of cutting each other's throat >get mad honestly i blame being ostracized as a kid and you how is your day going?
2h (1/5 18:43) 760107677 Re- 0 Img JPG 386KB (735 × 957) · 68aa654f9cd783394640c32b661ddc9c.jpg 3 Replies >see people innocently happy >get internally mad >see people enjoying popular thing >get mad, wait until it fades then get super autistically interested >popular song bumped around >get mad, don't listen until it's has-been >two people having a happy conversation >get mad >two people arguing in a civilized way instead of cutting each other's throat >get mad honestly i blame being ostracized as a kid and you how is your day going?

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The world you see | /r/Greentext

43m (1/5 23:51) · 662849345 · 7 Re · 1 Img JPG 28KB (314 × 160) · 8745B2EA-A283-48DF-A251-8CBDDBEF9EF5.jpg 4 Replies 8000 DEDE >Decide one day to try gamifying life >eating, drinking water, showering, and exercise became daily achievements >bills that needed to be paid and errands that needed to be ran became ongoing quests until they were completed >Things that needed to be done the same day became daily tasks >mental state has its own bars for anxiety, depression, or whatever else I'm feeling >imagine myself as a little sprite in my house with my own HUD >stop watching videos, stop being addicted to the internet >Life becomes exponentially easier and imagining that you're playing a game makes living fun >have ADHD but the added structure makes staying focused way easier >feels like I took a limitless pill >become so productive I clean my whole house for the first time The only downside Is I can't watch videos or go on the internet without feeling like I'm wasting time and plugging myself into the matrix.
43m (1/5 23:51) · 662849345 · 7 Re · 1 Img JPG 28KB (314 × 160) · 8745B2EA-A283-48DF-A251-8CBDDBEF9EF5.jpg 4 Replies 8000 DEDE >Decide one day to try gamifying life >eating, drinking water, showering, and exercise became daily achievements >bills that needed to be paid and errands that needed to be ran became ongoing quests until they were completed >Things that needed to be done the same day became daily tasks >mental state has its own bars for anxiety, depression, or whatever else I'm feeling >imagine myself as a little sprite in my house with my own HUD >stop watching videos, stop being addicted to the internet >Life becomes exponentially easier and imagining that you're playing a game makes living fun >have ADHD but the added structure makes staying focused way easier >feels like I took a limitless pill >become so productive I clean my whole house for the first time The only downside Is I can't watch videos or go on the internet without feeling like I'm wasting time and plugging myself into the matrix.

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: Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)01:04:41 No.76001394 >>75997858 (OP) # >Dad beat mom >Dad go prison >Me alone >Mom no hug >Mom yell at me >Me bullied in school >Me scared of people >Me be alone forever
: Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)01:04:41 No.76001394 >>75997858 (OP) # >Dad beat mom >Dad go prison >Me alone >Mom no hug >Mom yell at me >Me bullied in school >Me scared of people >Me be alone forever

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Anonymous 907 KB JPG 01/05/24(Fri)16:27:43 No.76010658 >Meet cute blonde girl in math class >shes 18 freshman in college >she has a boyfriend back home >we hang out every weekend > kiss her and she palms my face throwing me back >she blushes and smiles >anon you know I have a boyfriend what are you doing? >apologize and keep hanging out >every weekend we go on what are basically dates >every time im tickling her, holding her hand >she talks about how I will never date her how we are only just friends >I play this game where I just kiss her and she slaps me and laughs >one night we walk through a concert and shes completely blackout drunk >she can barely stand or walk > I pick her up bridal bridal style with her arms around me >I carry her to back to the hotel and put her in bed >she tells me not to go and stay in bed with her > I make out with her but again shes telling me I have a boyfriend nooo00 >her tongue is literally wrestling mine in her mouth >i take off her shorts and panties >shes tells me this is going way too far and I need to stop > I apologize and pull my pants up >slip and fall and my c--- glides right into her wet p---- >she lets out a soft moan just stares into my eyes >slowly keep pumping inside her > go back to kissing her and shes just breathing heavy Im kissing her >nut inside > afterwards she puts her clothes back on and passes out. >tells me Im a POS and that I r---- her and that she is never talking to me ever again >she blocks my number and everything on social media >she dropped out of class last week >havent seen or heard from her since
Anonymous 907 KB JPG 01/05/24(Fri)16:27:43 No.76010658 >Meet cute blonde girl in math class >shes 18 freshman in college >she has a boyfriend back home >we hang out every weekend > kiss her and she palms my face throwing me back >she blushes and smiles >anon you know I have a boyfriend what are you doing? >apologize and keep hanging out >every weekend we go on what are basically dates >every time im tickling her, holding her hand >she talks about how I will never date her how we are only just friends >I play this game where I just kiss her and she slaps me and laughs >one night we walk through a concert and shes completely blackout drunk >she can barely stand or walk > I pick her up bridal bridal style with her arms around me >I carry her to back to the hotel and put her in bed >she tells me not to go and stay in bed with her > I make out with her but again shes telling me I have a boyfriend nooo00 >her tongue is literally wrestling mine in her mouth >i take off her shorts and panties >shes tells me this is going way too far and I need to stop > I apologize and pull my pants up >slip and fall and my c--- glides right into her wet p---- >she lets out a soft moan just stares into my eyes >slowly keep pumping inside her > go back to kissing her and shes just breathing heavy Im kissing her >nut inside > afterwards she puts her clothes back on and passes out. >tells me Im a POS and that I r---- her and that she is never talking to me ever again >she blocks my number and everything on social media >she dropped out of class last week >havent seen or heard from her since

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: Anonymous Duck Thread 163 KB JPG 01/05/24 (Fri)04:14:39 No.141523862 >Quack Pack makes Donald's nephews with different personalities >People hate it >Ducktales 2017 makes Donald's nephews with different personalities and they talk in adult voices >People love it What is the problem? Do people have sick thoughts or what? Also, Happy New Year! Happy New 2024! Of course, other Donald Duck media, especially comics, can be discussed as well.
: Anonymous Duck Thread 163 KB JPG 01/05/24 (Fri)04:14:39 No.141523862 >Quack Pack makes Donald's nephews with different personalities >People hate it >Ducktales 2017 makes Donald's nephews with different personalities and they talk in adult voices >People love it What is the problem? Do people have sick thoughts or what? Also, Happy New Year! Happy New 2024! Of course, other Donald Duck media, especially comics, can be discussed as well.

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