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File: st--9z33.jpg (32 KB, 640x480) POLICE Anonymous 12/29/23 (Fri)18:44:27 No.194011301 >Arrives in San Francisco >Gets shot immediately What did they mean by this?
File: st--9z33.jpg (32 KB, 640x480) POLICE Anonymous 12/29/23 (Fri)18:44:27 No.194011301 >Arrives in San Francisco >Gets shot immediately What did they mean by this?

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Anon is disappointed | /r/Greentext

File: image 2023-10-25 172537134.png (492 KB, 976x850) first time on 4chan Anonymous 10/25/23 (Wed)11:25:59 No.908260435 >join 4chan >expect funny greentexts, pepes and probably scary stuff >enter /b/ >just p--- O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)11:58:33 No.908261662 File: 1698092783570308.png (186 KB, 504x439) O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:03:48 No.908261835 File: 1698092964992653.png (185 KB, 503x437) >goes to /v >expects warm videog aymes talk >its all anime and poltardism □ Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:04:43 No.908261860 File: 1698093104715996.png (187 KB, 507x438) >goes to /g >expects wise advises on technology >its just kids flexing the things they got with dad's credit card Anonymous 10/25/23 (Wed)12:45:02 No.908263507 File: 1639652294283.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) >goes to /mu >expects underground music and different artists >its all k-pop O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:48:24 No.908263737 File: 1698252302938075s.jpg (4 KB, 124x108) >goes /p >expects p--- >m------------ cameras >goes to /pol >expects unbiased information about the current things(tm) >its all bait, psyops and nazism
File: image 2023-10-25 172537134.png (492 KB, 976x850) first time on 4chan Anonymous 10/25/23 (Wed)11:25:59 No.908260435 >join 4chan >expect funny greentexts, pepes and probably scary stuff >enter /b/ >just p--- O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)11:58:33 No.908261662 File: 1698092783570308.png (186 KB, 504x439) O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:03:48 No.908261835 File: 1698092964992653.png (185 KB, 503x437) >goes to /v >expects warm videog aymes talk >its all anime and poltardism □ Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:04:43 No.908261860 File: 1698093104715996.png (187 KB, 507x438) >goes to /g >expects wise advises on technology >its just kids flexing the things they got with dad's credit card Anonymous 10/25/23 (Wed)12:45:02 No.908263507 File: 1639652294283.jpg (58 KB, 976x850) >goes to /mu >expects underground music and different artists >its all k-pop O Anonymous 10/25/23(Wed)12:48:24 No.908263737 File: 1698252302938075s.jpg (4 KB, 124x108) >goes /p >expects p--- >m------------ cameras >goes to /pol >expects unbiased information about the current things(tm) >its all bait, psyops and nazism

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Cyber Sleuth | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hacking story 141 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)04:01:34 No.75926410 >Be me a year ago >Casually browsing the Dark web cause I thought I would learn how to hack (I thought hacking was like the movies) >Casually find a chat called "Black hat chat" >browse on it and meet questionable people like people down bad, people looking for red rooms and some hackers >Actually find a hacker willing to teach me hacking >He gives me a link to his private group chat and i chat with his buddies >I thought I was going to chat with some tough guys but they were casually chill >They reveal that they were gonna do a paypal heist >[casually sitting through an afk gc as they were doing their heist with my face being the picture] >Was getting late so i said cya and left Honestly ngl i liked this experience it's one of a kind and I never wanna do it again. Still searching for how to hack s--- so until then imma see how I can learn. P.S. not all was bad, i genuinely met someone there and started texting on discord, but that's a story for another time.
Anonymous Hacking story 141 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)04:01:34 No.75926410 >Be me a year ago >Casually browsing the Dark web cause I thought I would learn how to hack (I thought hacking was like the movies) >Casually find a chat called "Black hat chat" >browse on it and meet questionable people like people down bad, people looking for red rooms and some hackers >Actually find a hacker willing to teach me hacking >He gives me a link to his private group chat and i chat with his buddies >I thought I was going to chat with some tough guys but they were casually chill >They reveal that they were gonna do a paypal heist >[casually sitting through an afk gc as they were doing their heist with my face being the picture] >Was getting late so i said cya and left Honestly ngl i liked this experience it's one of a kind and I never wanna do it again. Still searching for how to hack s--- so until then imma see how I can learn. P.S. not all was bad, i genuinely met someone there and started texting on discord, but that's a story for another time.

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When you put it like that... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/23/23(Sat) 18:10:06 No.661574817 >Is that an unborn chick that came out of a hen's assvagina?? >mmmmm yummy! Why are carnivores like this?
: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/23/23(Sat) 18:10:06 No.661574817 >Is that an unborn chick that came out of a hen's assvagina?? >mmmmm yummy! Why are carnivores like this?

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Behind enemy lines | /r/Greentext

33m (12/29 9:50) 75925600 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 46KB (896 × 787) · FQLtIJOXIAUGM85.jpg 7 Replies 31 >am rigidly right wing as f--- >also bi >I'm also pretty skinny and effeminate >voice sounds gay >everyone knows it too and says I don't seem straight >always deny it vehemently I hate myself :
33m (12/29 9:50) 75925600 14 Re - 3 Img JPG 46KB (896 × 787) · FQLtIJOXIAUGM85.jpg 7 Replies 31 >am rigidly right wing as f--- >also bi >I'm also pretty skinny and effeminate >voice sounds gay >everyone knows it too and says I don't seem straight >always deny it vehemently I hate myself :

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Anon temps fate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/28/23(Thu)19:54:03 No.20044812 >spoiled food or anything that way past its expiration date >eat some of it >doesnt taste anything special >stomach feels little bit heavy but its not bad >eat more >nothing happens if there is mold on bread just take the visual mold out. I know theres more mold you cant see but honestly its a big myth that you cant eat spoiled food World would be a better place if people wouldnt waste food when its still good 12/28/23(Thu)19:57:39 No.20044820 : Anonymous >>20044812 (OP) # >go stand outside during a thunder storm >no lightning strikes me >keep doing this >nothing happens If there's a thunderstorm outside, don't worry about it. I know there's some evidence to suggest that it could be dangerous but honestly it's a big myth that you should worry about it
: Anonymous 95 KB JPG 12/28/23(Thu)19:54:03 No.20044812 >spoiled food or anything that way past its expiration date >eat some of it >doesnt taste anything special >stomach feels little bit heavy but its not bad >eat more >nothing happens if there is mold on bread just take the visual mold out. I know theres more mold you cant see but honestly its a big myth that you cant eat spoiled food World would be a better place if people wouldnt waste food when its still good 12/28/23(Thu)19:57:39 No.20044820 : Anonymous >>20044812 (OP) # >go stand outside during a thunder storm >no lightning strikes me >keep doing this >nothing happens If there's a thunderstorm outside, don't worry about it. I know there's some evidence to suggest that it could be dangerous but honestly it's a big myth that you should worry about it

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Anon got incellified at Christmas dinner | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)01:04:13 No.75930547 >Christmas >family is gathering for dinner, decide to attend as well >Mom asks me why I haven't found a girlfriend yet, tell her that I simply don't seek one right now >Zoomer sister throws in "Mom, he's an incel" >Mom asks what an incel is, I tell her it just means I have a hard time finding people to get along with >day after >get a text from my mom, telling me she is going to call a wellness check on me >I ask why >"I read online that incels are an extremist group, I don't want you in these kind of things anon. Please get help." 8 Replies / 1 Image Granted the police f----- off after I explained the whole thing but my mom hasn't talked to me since. How do you even teach a boomer what an incel is? View Thread 12/30/23(Sat)01:23:40 No.75930757 : Anonymous >>75930547 (OP) # Just tell her you are a volcel because you could r--- her at any time.
: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 12/30/23(Sat)01:04:13 No.75930547 >Christmas >family is gathering for dinner, decide to attend as well >Mom asks me why I haven't found a girlfriend yet, tell her that I simply don't seek one right now >Zoomer sister throws in "Mom, he's an incel" >Mom asks what an incel is, I tell her it just means I have a hard time finding people to get along with >day after >get a text from my mom, telling me she is going to call a wellness check on me >I ask why >"I read online that incels are an extremist group, I don't want you in these kind of things anon. Please get help." 8 Replies / 1 Image Granted the police f----- off after I explained the whole thing but my mom hasn't talked to me since. How do you even teach a boomer what an incel is? View Thread 12/30/23(Sat)01:23:40 No.75930757 : Anonymous >>75930547 (OP) # Just tell her you are a volcel because you could r--- her at any time.

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Anon makes the ol’ switcheroo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 807 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)11:46:41 No.75929878 I feel free bros >be me >go to college >learn about patriarchy >damn this is awful >become male feminist >only women who care about this s--- are uggos with anxiety disorders >decade later still single >mfw it was all a lie >finally decide to become a republican
: Anonymous 807 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)11:46:41 No.75929878 I feel free bros >be me >go to college >learn about patriarchy >damn this is awful >become male feminist >only women who care about this s--- are uggos with anxiety disorders >decade later still single >mfw it was all a lie >finally decide to become a republican

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Anon is a deep thinker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: DwXx+tM7 07/26/17(Wed)09:05:52 No.135013061 so if trans cant serve in the military and gays can serve in the military trans are not gays and if traps are trans then that means traps are not gay 4 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: 1NfEFBAR 156 KB PNG 07/26/17(Wed)09:11:41 No.135013630 >>135013061 (OP) # >mfw this entire move was orchestrated to allow Trump to f--- traps without feeling gay
Anonymous (ID: DwXx+tM7 07/26/17(Wed)09:05:52 No.135013061 so if trans cant serve in the military and gays can serve in the military trans are not gays and if traps are trans then that means traps are not gay 4 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: 1NfEFBAR 156 KB PNG 07/26/17(Wed)09:11:41 No.135013630 >>135013061 (OP) # >mfw this entire move was orchestrated to allow Trump to f--- traps without feeling gay

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Anon is a brat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous + 2.58 MB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:41:22 No.191297546 >painting miniatures >aunt walks in >"oh hey anon are you painting something? Can i see it?" >alrightsure.jpg >"Wooow, that looks so good! Is this figure fully done?" >tell her no, point out big unpainted spot >"oh anon, i dont have my glasses, i cant tell" >okwhatever.exe >aunt leaves >my last almond activates >she complemented my painting skills when she didnt have her glasses Unironically why do women do this (in your country)? nstead making me feel good she just talked to and treated me like a retard
: Anonymous + 2.58 MB JPG 12/16/23(Sat)05:41:22 No.191297546 >painting miniatures >aunt walks in >"oh hey anon are you painting something? Can i see it?" >alrightsure.jpg >"Wooow, that looks so good! Is this figure fully done?" >tell her no, point out big unpainted spot >"oh anon, i dont have my glasses, i cant tell" >okwhatever.exe >aunt leaves >my last almond activates >she complemented my painting skills when she didnt have her glasses Unironically why do women do this (in your country)? nstead making me feel good she just talked to and treated me like a retard

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Thai trading | /r/Greentext

2h (12/29 14:47) · 75927211 · 18 Re - 4 Img JPG-54KB (735 × 1262) · f408a9bf67882771000de36c62f7538e.jpg 2 Replies complaining about my life blog post ok here it goes >30 years old >divorced my bitch wife because she wouldn't f--- me anymore >quit my job as real estate agent >moved to Thailand >f----- 20 hookers and 20 tinder sluts in three months >slowly running out of money >started serious relationship with one of the 22 year old tinder sluts >refuse to work any type of job besides day trading forex >still incapable of making any money trading after a year >still running out of money >still dating 22 year old thai girl my life has become a meme :
2h (12/29 14:47) · 75927211 · 18 Re - 4 Img JPG-54KB (735 × 1262) · f408a9bf67882771000de36c62f7538e.jpg 2 Replies complaining about my life blog post ok here it goes >30 years old >divorced my bitch wife because she wouldn't f--- me anymore >quit my job as real estate agent >moved to Thailand >f----- 20 hookers and 20 tinder sluts in three months >slowly running out of money >started serious relationship with one of the 22 year old tinder sluts >refuse to work any type of job besides day trading forex >still incapable of making any money trading after a year >still running out of money >still dating 22 year old thai girl my life has become a meme :

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Zero media literacy | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)11:29:21 No.193898561 IMG_0006.jpg 454 KB JPG >"Why are humans so prejudiced against mutants?" >Completely justifies human hatred towards mutants
:Anonymous 12/28/23(Thu)11:29:21 No.193898561 IMG_0006.jpg 454 KB JPG >"Why are humans so prejudiced against mutants?" >Completely justifies human hatred towards mutants

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No experience needed | /r/Greentext

1h (12/29 15:56) · 75927532 · 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 543KB (1280 × 720) · image_2023-12-29_134736601.png 1 Reply date night > be me > 28 yo male > met a 25 f cutie on bumble > never wanted to match someone as much as her, miraculously gets a match (no chad here) > we go on 3 cute dates, talk a lot, have a lot in common > 4th date is at my place, she spends the night > she tells me she never had any experience with men (she did with women) > sexy stuff begins, reassure her we don't have to do penetration / can go slow / etc > she's wet yet very still and silent worries.jpg > makes sure she's enjoying the moment / not doing it for me / yada yada > she barely shivers and hugs me and a few secs later tells me she came > we cuddle in bed and kiss > she also just blankly stares (pic related) > weirdest sex of my entire life > mfw when later in the bathroom it clicks and she's exactly like what I picture having sex with Rei feels like > probably autistic af Doesn't matter, had sex. Will prob see her again
1h (12/29 15:56) · 75927532 · 1 Re - 0 Img PNG 543KB (1280 × 720) · image_2023-12-29_134736601.png 1 Reply date night > be me > 28 yo male > met a 25 f cutie on bumble > never wanted to match someone as much as her, miraculously gets a match (no chad here) > we go on 3 cute dates, talk a lot, have a lot in common > 4th date is at my place, she spends the night > she tells me she never had any experience with men (she did with women) > sexy stuff begins, reassure her we don't have to do penetration / can go slow / etc > she's wet yet very still and silent worries.jpg > makes sure she's enjoying the moment / not doing it for me / yada yada > she barely shivers and hugs me and a few secs later tells me she came > we cuddle in bed and kiss > she also just blankly stares (pic related) > weirdest sex of my entire life > mfw when later in the bathroom it clicks and she's exactly like what I picture having sex with Rei feels like > probably autistic af Doesn't matter, had sex. Will prob see her again

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Anon wishes he was born as a different sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 40543791 193.2 kB JPG 16 min. ago... >be female >Can get lovers effortlessly, many of which will literally pay all your bills just because you have a vagina and let you neet it up forever >get jobs even without proper quali- fication because MUH OPPRESSION gender quotas and shiet >have your special halo effect, "women are wonderful effect" that ensures people love you and care about you by default >can ruin any good man's life on a whim, no consequences >can f------ cosplay and occasionally take pics of your feet and get $50k a month on patreon from thirsty betas truly the oppressed gender REPLY
Anonymous| 40543791 193.2 kB JPG 16 min. ago... >be female >Can get lovers effortlessly, many of which will literally pay all your bills just because you have a vagina and let you neet it up forever >get jobs even without proper quali- fication because MUH OPPRESSION gender quotas and shiet >have your special halo effect, "women are wonderful effect" that ensures people love you and care about you by default >can ruin any good man's life on a whim, no consequences >can f------ cosplay and occasionally take pics of your feet and get $50k a month on patreon from thirsty betas truly the oppressed gender REPLY

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I also do this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [] Please be patient I have autism 12/29/23(Fri)15:43:29 No.191826667 33 KB JPG >visit new city/country >really like it there >go to local real estate website and look up apartments >check linkedin (or local equivalent) for a job in my field/what it pays >find apartment within my budget >go on google maps and find the gym/grocery store/local bar within walking distance that I'd go to >map out my imaginary to commute to the job I mentioned >basically imagine what my life would be like in whatever place I visit >do this until I go to a new city >rinse and repeat Does anyone else do this or am I just autistic?
: Anonymous [] Please be patient I have autism 12/29/23(Fri)15:43:29 No.191826667 33 KB JPG >visit new city/country >really like it there >go to local real estate website and look up apartments >check linkedin (or local equivalent) for a job in my field/what it pays >find apartment within my budget >go on google maps and find the gym/grocery store/local bar within walking distance that I'd go to >map out my imaginary to commute to the job I mentioned >basically imagine what my life would be like in whatever place I visit >do this until I go to a new city >rinse and repeat Does anyone else do this or am I just autistic?

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Domestic Disarray | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)05:38:30 No.911498260 >Be stay at home wife >Husband in military >Husband gets called to active duty >He leaves to go to war >Inconsolable >His best friend comes over to help me through it >We end up f------ >He came inside me >Not on BC That was a couple weeks ago and today i found out im pregnant. I dont know what to do and since i cheated on my husband i dont even know if the baby is mine. Should i get an abortion?
Anonymous 41 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)05:38:30 No.911498260 >Be stay at home wife >Husband in military >Husband gets called to active duty >He leaves to go to war >Inconsolable >His best friend comes over to help me through it >We end up f------ >He came inside me >Not on BC That was a couple weeks ago and today i found out im pregnant. I dont know what to do and since i cheated on my husband i dont even know if the baby is mine. Should i get an abortion?

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Fap-Free Fallacy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HELP! I CAN'T THIEVE! 226 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)03:52:49 No.911495992 NoFap is load of horse s---. >fap multiple times a day sunce I was 12 >used p--- from age 16 >never went down a degen rabbit hole >vanilla sex depictions was always enough >had a gf at 19 >sex and fapping multiple times a day until I was 29 >find out about no fap >decide to try it >after 3 weeks, my libido is gone, d--- is withered away and looks pathetic. >don't feel any "superpowers" or anything other than pathetic >can't get an erection >when I do. It's incredibly weak >panic >starts fapping again >d--- returns to normal >still horny and getting random boners
Anonymous HELP! I CAN'T THIEVE! 226 KB JPG 12/29/23(Fri)03:52:49 No.911495992 NoFap is load of horse s---. >fap multiple times a day sunce I was 12 >used p--- from age 16 >never went down a degen rabbit hole >vanilla sex depictions was always enough >had a gf at 19 >sex and fapping multiple times a day until I was 29 >find out about no fap >decide to try it >after 3 weeks, my libido is gone, d--- is withered away and looks pathetic. >don't feel any "superpowers" or anything other than pathetic >can't get an erection >when I do. It's incredibly weak >panic >starts fapping again >d--- returns to normal >still horny and getting random boners

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Lisa Simpson's Hero: Elizabeth Holmes | /r/Greentext

File: lisa.png (188 KB, 645x287) 19 A THE END OF DRIVING i MIC ww STOCK PICKS THE PROS OWN THEMSELVES Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)23:53:43 No.140317417 ► >>140317442 >>140317451 >>140317495 >>140317522 >>140317573 >>140317704 >>140317732 >>140320455 >>140320539 >>140321079 >>140322421 >>140323804 >>140324486 >>140325652 >>140329051 >>140330804 IS TONY FADELL THE NEXT STEVE JOBS OR... THE NEXT LARRY PAGE? W >New episode portrays Lisa as such a trend chasing pseudo- intelectual fake nerd that she simps for the Theranos woman What the f---? The simpsons is based again? Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)23:56:12 No.140317442 >>140317520 >>140320550 >>140321724 >>140323889 File: 1181729.jpg (40 KB, 640x480) ■ VIDEO THIS CEO IS OUT FOR BLOOD >>140317442 >>140317451 9 INVITE Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)00:03:59 No.140317520 ► >>140317634 >>140317635 >>140317662 >>140317732 >>140317840 >>140318007 >>140318193 >>140318322 >>140320478 >>140320810 >>140320841 >>140321899 >>140321989 >>140322059 >>140322093 >>140322344 >>140322537 >>140322927 >>140323487 >>140323981 >>140324380 File: Holmes_Imprensa.png (622 KB, 1000x418) FORTUNE ELIZABETH HOLMES AND HER SECRETIVE COMPANY THERANOS AIM TO REVOLUTIONIZE HEALTH CARE ● CHAT E consulting producer Dan Greaney ● RECORD >>140317417 (OP) >trend chasing pseudo-intelectual > Theranos Could you please explain your thread, young man? THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA SPECIAL EDITION >>140321519 >>140321692 THE FRESHMAN BUZA GAL 400 FORDES In THE NEXT STEVE JOBS Ebe 8 WOMEN WHO COULD OWN THE FUTURE HOLA P HOW TO BUILD A COMPANY TO LAST 100 YEARS THE ART OFCING DAND TAKING EQUITY H DO YOU REALLY >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theranos >Maniac psycho chick creates company based around a machine that can magically do thousands of health tests based on a single drop of blood in seconds >Becomes a maisntream icon of femminism and receivers millions in government funding and support during the Obama administration >Later is discovered that she is just a rich chick that lied about every single aspect of her life, from education, origins and she was even faking her own voice ☐ Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)00:18:35 No.140317662 >>140317700 >>140318251 >>140317520 >but she must be a genius, she even dresses like Steve Jobs! Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)01:17:48 No.140318322 >>140318700 >>140317520 >gets r---- at a frat party >coping mechanism is literally "I want to build a tech company!" >have nothing of value to offer so just defraud and waste everyone's time >get 11 years in prison >just end up f------ a hotel exec and having kids with him as your future meal ticket Unironically an inspiration to women everywhere. Living example of the Woman Moment
File: lisa.png (188 KB, 645x287) 19 A THE END OF DRIVING i MIC ww STOCK PICKS THE PROS OWN THEMSELVES Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)23:53:43 No.140317417 ► >>140317442 >>140317451 >>140317495 >>140317522 >>140317573 >>140317704 >>140317732 >>140320455 >>140320539 >>140321079 >>140322421 >>140323804 >>140324486 >>140325652 >>140329051 >>140330804 IS TONY FADELL THE NEXT STEVE JOBS OR... THE NEXT LARRY PAGE? W >New episode portrays Lisa as such a trend chasing pseudo- intelectual fake nerd that she simps for the Theranos woman What the f---? The simpsons is based again? Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)23:56:12 No.140317442 >>140317520 >>140320550 >>140321724 >>140323889 File: 1181729.jpg (40 KB, 640x480) ■ VIDEO THIS CEO IS OUT FOR BLOOD >>140317442 >>140317451 9 INVITE Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)00:03:59 No.140317520 ► >>140317634 >>140317635 >>140317662 >>140317732 >>140317840 >>140318007 >>140318193 >>140318322 >>140320478 >>140320810 >>140320841 >>140321899 >>140321989 >>140322059 >>140322093 >>140322344 >>140322537 >>140322927 >>140323487 >>140323981 >>140324380 File: Holmes_Imprensa.png (622 KB, 1000x418) FORTUNE ELIZABETH HOLMES AND HER SECRETIVE COMPANY THERANOS AIM TO REVOLUTIONIZE HEALTH CARE ● CHAT E consulting producer Dan Greaney ● RECORD >>140317417 (OP) >trend chasing pseudo-intelectual > Theranos Could you please explain your thread, young man? THE DEFINITIVE RANKING OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA SPECIAL EDITION >>140321519 >>140321692 THE FRESHMAN BUZA GAL 400 FORDES In THE NEXT STEVE JOBS Ebe 8 WOMEN WHO COULD OWN THE FUTURE HOLA P HOW TO BUILD A COMPANY TO LAST 100 YEARS THE ART OFCING DAND TAKING EQUITY H DO YOU REALLY >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theranos >Maniac psycho chick creates company based around a machine that can magically do thousands of health tests based on a single drop of blood in seconds >Becomes a maisntream icon of femminism and receivers millions in government funding and support during the Obama administration >Later is discovered that she is just a rich chick that lied about every single aspect of her life, from education, origins and she was even faking her own voice ☐ Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)00:18:35 No.140317662 >>140317700 >>140318251 >>140317520 >but she must be a genius, she even dresses like Steve Jobs! Anonymous 10/31/23(Tue)01:17:48 No.140318322 >>140318700 >>140317520 >gets r---- at a frat party >coping mechanism is literally "I want to build a tech company!" >have nothing of value to offer so just defraud and waste everyone's time >get 11 years in prison >just end up f------ a hotel exec and having kids with him as your future meal ticket Unironically an inspiration to women everywhere. Living example of the Woman Moment

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: beautiful-asian-girls-14. jpg (46 KB, 500x667) Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)11:29:10 No.561544928 >>561545137 >>561549750 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 > Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset) 08/09/14(Sat)11:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 Genghis Khan would be proud.
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: beautiful-asian-girls-14. jpg (46 KB, 500x667) Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)11:29:10 No.561544928 >>561545137 >>561549750 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 > Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset) 08/09/14(Sat)11:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 Genghis Khan would be proud.

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1h (12/29 9:13) · 75925327 · 16 Re - 5 Img JPG 55KB (840 × 700) · IMG_0151.jpg 4 Replies >end up in a situation where I have to defend myself >get charged with murder >locked in jail for nearly three years because Im too poor for a private attorney or bail >finally get out of jail after pleading out to voluntary manslaughter >on probation for the next 23 years, cant own guns, cant even drink alcohol : >today trying to get some of the property back that the police seized >get a call, its the detective that got the warrant for my arrest and later testified before the Grand Jury that got me indicted on 1st degree murder charges >totally nonchalant, calls me by my first name, is actually helpful You destroyed my f------ life, you thought I was a murderer but now here you are acting all nice and helping me get back the things you got taken away from me in the first place? This s--- has been eating at me all day.
1h (12/29 9:13) · 75925327 · 16 Re - 5 Img JPG 55KB (840 × 700) · IMG_0151.jpg 4 Replies >end up in a situation where I have to defend myself >get charged with murder >locked in jail for nearly three years because Im too poor for a private attorney or bail >finally get out of jail after pleading out to voluntary manslaughter >on probation for the next 23 years, cant own guns, cant even drink alcohol : >today trying to get some of the property back that the police seized >get a call, its the detective that got the warrant for my arrest and later testified before the Grand Jury that got me indicted on 1st degree murder charges >totally nonchalant, calls me by my first name, is actually helpful You destroyed my f------ life, you thought I was a murderer but now here you are acting all nice and helping me get back the things you got taken away from me in the first place? This s--- has been eating at me all day.

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