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![: Anonymous [] Please be patient I have autism 12/29/23(Fri)15:43:29 No.191826667 33 KB JPG >visit new city/country >really like it there >go to local real estate website and look up apartments >check linkedin (or local equivalent) for a job in my field/what it pays >find apartment within my budget >go on google maps and find the gym/grocery store/local bar within walking distance that I'd go to >map out my imaginary to commute to the job I mentioned >basically imagine what my life would be like in whatever place I visit >do this until I go to a new city >rinse and repeat Does anyone else do this or am I just autistic?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/727/898/104.jpeg "I also do this | /r/Greentext")
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: beautiful-asian-girls-14. jpg (46 KB, 500x667) Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)11:29:10 No.561544928 >>561545137 >>561549750 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 > Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset) 08/09/14(Sat)11:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 Genghis Khan would be proud.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/727/799/269.jpeg "Anon gets checked | /r/Greentext")
![File: images-2024-03-09T224557.996.jpg (30 KB, 510x601) gettyimages Crawle Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)14:51:41 No.76734154 [Reply] ► >be me >pervert >wandering at night >find a cutie walking by >she actually checks them >expose myself and say "Hey cutie check my baaaaalls" >claims to be a registered nurse >she says the condition of my d--- & balls is critical, that I have a fungal inflammation >I thank her for the exam >she says I am not grasping the full gravity of the situation, I actually only have a few hours to live >she asks me how would I want to pass the last hours of my life >I ponder a bit before muttering: "A b------, please?" >she says she has a throat inflammation that would only cause me pain given the scars on my member, but she has a slutty friend who can provide me that >her car is not far away >she drives me to her friends apartment >her friend claims she cant blow me because she got back with Derek >the nurse says that Derek has nothing to do with her and that if it were for her to settle down with someone it should be with Mark because he treats her better, and besides, she could make an exception for a dying man since she is a huge slut >they discuss >the front door neighbor gets curious about all the noise, she is an old lady of small stature >she blows me >the end](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/772/122/fb5.jpeg "Anon flashes his balls | /r/Greentext")
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