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: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled
: Anonymous 01/28/25(Tue)20:00:57 No.208241682 images (16).jpg 7 KB JPG >*clicks on video* >yeah >yeah dude this video makes a pretty good point >yeah, yeah. that's pretty true >*pauses video* >what he just said is really true actually >*unpauses and nods along more* >yeah. yeah. People who watch and donate money to this nonsense need to be culled

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: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)01:16:01 No.702853517 Designed in just a few weeks, this $5 indie game about digging a hole has journeyed to the centre of Steam's top sellers chart News By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago A Game About Digging a hole is selling more copies than Dynasty Warriors: Origins. fx P COMMENTS When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here's how it works. 8,214$ om (TAN) hls.png 549 KB PNG >indie dev creates simple game >makes millions How the f--- do these random indies blow up in popularity? Meanwhile another indie dev can spend 7+ years making a complex game only for it to bomb in sales.
: Anonymous 02/13/25(Thu)01:16:01 No.702853517 Designed in just a few weeks, this $5 indie game about digging a hole has journeyed to the centre of Steam's top sellers chart News By Rick Lane published 6 hours ago A Game About Digging a hole is selling more copies than Dynasty Warriors: Origins. fx P COMMENTS When you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. Here's how it works. 8,214$ om (TAN) hls.png 549 KB PNG >indie dev creates simple game >makes millions How the f--- do these random indies blow up in popularity? Meanwhile another indie dev can spend 7+ years making a complex game only for it to bomb in sales.

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10 10 Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:55 No.32725581 ► > be 10 year old boy of separated parents > father start saying my grand parents hid in france during WW2 > we're not religious at all > I learn about the holocaust > my father later said his parents did not talk a lot about that > fast forward to being 22 > have some argument with my mother > she casually says something about the jews like there was corruption in germany or something > can't believe what I am hearing so I just stop talking with her for a few hours, she knows I am jewish origins > ask her 8 years later about what she said > seems she can't remember or changed her mind or something my therapist asks "so do you think you have trouble trusting women?"
10 10 Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:55 No.32725581 ► > be 10 year old boy of separated parents > father start saying my grand parents hid in france during WW2 > we're not religious at all > I learn about the holocaust > my father later said his parents did not talk a lot about that > fast forward to being 22 > have some argument with my mother > she casually says something about the jews like there was corruption in germany or something > can't believe what I am hearing so I just stop talking with her for a few hours, she knows I am jewish origins > ask her 8 years later about what she said > seems she can't remember or changed her mind or something my therapist asks "so do you think you have trouble trusting women?"

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54m (01/08/25 15:30) 207720296 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (800 x 600) phil leotardo is very heterosexual.jpg 4 Replies >I am very heterosexual! >I hate homosexuality! >I hate homosexuality so much that I'm going to hide in this closet, and then after coming out of the closet I am going to strip that man naked so I can look at his big naked butt. Then I'm going to grab a phallic object and engage in a--- play with him. >THAT will show everybody how not-gay I am! 51m (01/08/25 15:33) 207720339 2 Replies >>207720296 (OP) 20 years in the can 42m (01/08/25 15:42) 207720471 >>207720339 by years I mean cocks and by can I mean my ass
54m (01/08/25 15:30) 207720296 · 11 Re - 0 Img JPG 47KB (800 x 600) phil leotardo is very heterosexual.jpg 4 Replies >I am very heterosexual! >I hate homosexuality! >I hate homosexuality so much that I'm going to hide in this closet, and then after coming out of the closet I am going to strip that man naked so I can look at his big naked butt. Then I'm going to grab a phallic object and engage in a--- play with him. >THAT will show everybody how not-gay I am! 51m (01/08/25 15:33) 207720339 2 Replies >>207720296 (OP) 20 years in the can 42m (01/08/25 15:42) 207720471 >>207720339 by years I mean cocks and by can I mean my ass

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Anon Likes the Nazgûl | /r/Greentext

File: aragorn.png (165 KB, 374x227) ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)07:24:30 No.208553087 >>208553110 >>208553148 >>208553173 >>208553542 >>208555151 >>208557005 >>208557023 >>208558594 >>208558854 >>208561180 >>208562439 >>208563050 >>208564006 >>208564773 >>208565250 >>208565864 They still are, really. ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue) 08:45:33 No.208554791 File: whataboutism.jpg (70 KB, 1280×720) >>208555058 >>208555241 >>208558557 >we've had one surgery yes, but what about second surgery? >I don't think he knows about second surgery >what about hormones? Dilating? Discharge? Surely he knows about those, right? ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)09:13:54 No.208555456 >they dilated too greedily and too deep ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:32:39 No.208558611 >>208558650 >>208558874 >>208559179 >>208561004 File: 1848753323.jpg (235 KB, 1578x794) >>208562637 >>208563342 >>208563396 ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)08:51:02 No.208554915 ►>>208555000 >>208555058 >>208555517 >>208558557 >>208560388 File: sarahmann.png (649 KB, 1280x720) >a great wound, with no clitoris >wreathed in shame Paying >> ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:34:28 No.208558650 >>208558611 Beautiful Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:44:20 No.208558874 >>208558611 kek ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)14:47:57 No.208562439 File: 1738665836072556.jpg (211 KB, 1920x800) That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. >>208553087 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)17:51:40 No.208565864 ► File: KEK.gif (1.95 MB, 268x210) >>208553087 (OP) LMFAO
File: aragorn.png (165 KB, 374x227) ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)07:24:30 No.208553087 >>208553110 >>208553148 >>208553173 >>208553542 >>208555151 >>208557005 >>208557023 >>208558594 >>208558854 >>208561180 >>208562439 >>208563050 >>208564006 >>208564773 >>208565250 >>208565864 They still are, really. ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue) 08:45:33 No.208554791 File: whataboutism.jpg (70 KB, 1280×720) >>208555058 >>208555241 >>208558557 >we've had one surgery yes, but what about second surgery? >I don't think he knows about second surgery >what about hormones? Dilating? Discharge? Surely he knows about those, right? ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)09:13:54 No.208555456 >they dilated too greedily and too deep ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:32:39 No.208558611 >>208558650 >>208558874 >>208559179 >>208561004 File: 1848753323.jpg (235 KB, 1578x794) >>208562637 >>208563342 >>208563396 ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25 (Tue)08:51:02 No.208554915 ►>>208555000 >>208555058 >>208555517 >>208558557 >>208560388 File: sarahmann.png (649 KB, 1280x720) >a great wound, with no clitoris >wreathed in shame Paying >> ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:34:28 No.208558650 >>208558611 Beautiful Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)11:44:20 No.208558874 >>208558611 kek ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)14:47:57 No.208562439 File: 1738665836072556.jpg (211 KB, 1920x800) That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. >>208553087 (OP). ☐ Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)17:51:40 No.208565864 ► File: KEK.gif (1.95 MB, 268x210) >>208553087 (OP) LMFAO

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Burning Crosses | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OWzhDYk4) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)06:05:09 No.497343727 NOT NEVER AGAIN IS NOW FOR ISRAEL AGAINST ANTI-SEMITISM NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AGAIN IS NOW 1.34 MB PNG NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AG NEVER AG IS NOW IS NOW >Go to anti immigration rally >See flag of the very country that caused mass immigration Why are right wingers so f------ stupid? VER DET NEVER AGAIN IS NOW
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: OWzhDYk4) ▼Settings Mobile Home 02/13/25(Thu)06:05:09 No.497343727 NOT NEVER AGAIN IS NOW FOR ISRAEL AGAINST ANTI-SEMITISM NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AGAIN IS NOW 1.34 MB PNG NEVER AGAIN IS NOW NEVER AG NEVER AG IS NOW IS NOW >Go to anti immigration rally >See flag of the very country that caused mass immigration Why are right wingers so f------ stupid? VER DET NEVER AGAIN IS NOW

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: Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 13:39:43 No.208551003 4x150zguy2k61.jpg 77 KB JPG >Katniss, its me. Please sit on me. What what is goal here? >>208551003 (OP) # >katniss, please fart
: Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon) 13:39:43 No.208551003 4x150zguy2k61.jpg 77 KB JPG >Katniss, its me. Please sit on me. What what is goal here? >>208551003 (OP) # >katniss, please fart

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Mm, the smell of barbecue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous out 8 KB JPG 02/28/19(Thu)22:08:13 No.793853683 >be me >24 year old Police Officer >Respond to a bad traffic accident where this wrapped his car around a palm tree >car is on fire >run up to the car to try to get him >fire extinguisher only puts out the fire when actively using it, the second I stop the flames come back up >do this enough to get the door open and try to pull the guy out >f----- is pinned but otherwise fully conscious >guy starts screaming "Help me officer!" >tell him that the fire department is on the way and to hold tight > continue to use my fire extinguisher to keep the flames from reaching him but eventually I run out. >flames grow more and more >guy actively burning to death still screaming "help me officer!" >can't do anything to help him >Powerlessly watch him burn to death I can still hear his screams and I can't stand the smell of cooking meat.
Anonymous out 8 KB JPG 02/28/19(Thu)22:08:13 No.793853683 >be me >24 year old Police Officer >Respond to a bad traffic accident where this wrapped his car around a palm tree >car is on fire >run up to the car to try to get him >fire extinguisher only puts out the fire when actively using it, the second I stop the flames come back up >do this enough to get the door open and try to pull the guy out >f----- is pinned but otherwise fully conscious >guy starts screaming "Help me officer!" >tell him that the fire department is on the way and to hold tight > continue to use my fire extinguisher to keep the flames from reaching him but eventually I run out. >flames grow more and more >guy actively burning to death still screaming "help me officer!" >can't do anything to help him >Powerlessly watch him burn to death I can still hear his screams and I can't stand the smell of cooking meat.

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Anon is enlightened | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)08:00:19 No. 11566795 >beat hard game after many hours >your family doesn't care >your friends don't care >your GF/BF/Fiance/Wife doesn't care >your children won't care >you realize all the hours you spent to prove something is already meaningless unless you are going to brag about it for some "congrats" on gamefaqs or reddit I started to avoid difficult games because they have no real purpose at the end of day >>11566825 # >>11566863 # >>11566891 # >>11566910 # >>11566914 # >>11566936 #
Anonymous 02/09/25(Sun)08:00:19 No. 11566795 >beat hard game after many hours >your family doesn't care >your friends don't care >your GF/BF/Fiance/Wife doesn't care >your children won't care >you realize all the hours you spent to prove something is already meaningless unless you are going to brag about it for some "congrats" on gamefaqs or reddit I started to avoid difficult games because they have no real purpose at the end of day >>11566825 # >>11566863 # >>11566891 # >>11566910 # >>11566914 # >>11566936 #

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It's Peaceful Not Playing CoD. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)05:48:13 No.695876820 The Single player Enjoyer £3000 set-up just to Desk cosy as hell play a game from 2010 Enjoys being part of a story Picked up a bargain on the Steam sale Hunts achievements, not enemies. No longer drawn to rage inducing MOBA's spenjoyer.png 1.06 MB PNG When did you finally grow out of multiplayer esports slop and take the comfy singleplayer pill?
Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)05:48:13 No.695876820 The Single player Enjoyer £3000 set-up just to Desk cosy as hell play a game from 2010 Enjoys being part of a story Picked up a bargain on the Steam sale Hunts achievements, not enemies. No longer drawn to rage inducing MOBA's spenjoyer.png 1.06 MB PNG When did you finally grow out of multiplayer esports slop and take the comfy singleplayer pill?

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Anon "exercises" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)16:31:04 No.931249060 >be me 263d5994fe10b283c73dbf3966a6bb3a.jpg 18 KB JPG >"Mildly" overweight fella >Absolutely devouring 6 tacos and a breakfast burrito with a large Dr pepper for brunch >Smart watch starts buzzing >Congratulates me on staying active because my heart is racing and my blood pressure is probably through the f------ roof Mfw I exercised by eating
Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)16:31:04 No.931249060 >be me 263d5994fe10b283c73dbf3966a6bb3a.jpg 18 KB JPG >"Mildly" overweight fella >Absolutely devouring 6 tacos and a breakfast burrito with a large Dr pepper for brunch >Smart watch starts buzzing >Congratulates me on staying active because my heart is racing and my blood pressure is probably through the f------ roof Mfw I exercised by eating

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Bone Doctor | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: G8dhjiyK) 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:50 No.497300084 NHS Property Services S-------: Community Hospital Minor Injury Unit Open 8.00 to 20.30 hours only This is a smoke free area 799 KB PNG >*Dial 999* >"Thank you for calling NHS services" >"Please select from the following 6 gorillion options so we can get you to the right person" >*76 options later* >"I'm sorry f-----, but you had your emergency outside of our operating hours" >"Please call again from 8 am to 8:30pm for assistance" >*Call during operating hours* >*Wait on hold to some s----- music for 7 hours* >Operator: "Thank you for calling s------- medical centre. My name is Emma how may I help?" >Patient: "I've sprained my ankle in 2019 and it still hurts today" >Operator: "Blah blah blah, lets take you entire life story and personal data for some reason" >"Okay, we have an appointment available with our bone doctor in 23 weeks time" >"Its in our bone ward, you know, the temporary building we put up in 30 years ago" FFW 22 weeks >*Receives call* >"Sorry, but our bone doctor is on holiday in the s------- country she immigrated from" >"We'll have to reschedule the appointment for two weeks ahead" Does this happen in any other country?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: G8dhjiyK) 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:50 No.497300084 NHS Property Services S-------: Community Hospital Minor Injury Unit Open 8.00 to 20.30 hours only This is a smoke free area 799 KB PNG >*Dial 999* >"Thank you for calling NHS services" >"Please select from the following 6 gorillion options so we can get you to the right person" >*76 options later* >"I'm sorry f-----, but you had your emergency outside of our operating hours" >"Please call again from 8 am to 8:30pm for assistance" >*Call during operating hours* >*Wait on hold to some s----- music for 7 hours* >Operator: "Thank you for calling s------- medical centre. My name is Emma how may I help?" >Patient: "I've sprained my ankle in 2019 and it still hurts today" >Operator: "Blah blah blah, lets take you entire life story and personal data for some reason" >"Okay, we have an appointment available with our bone doctor in 23 weeks time" >"Its in our bone ward, you know, the temporary building we put up in 30 years ago" FFW 22 weeks >*Receives call* >"Sorry, but our bone doctor is on holiday in the s------- country she immigrated from" >"We'll have to reschedule the appointment for two weeks ahead" Does this happen in any other country?

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: gECC7CAK) Circumcism congratulations ma'am you have a baby boy in absolutely perfect health Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)18:00:32 No.497295977 im so happy please cut the skin off his penis for no reason I 38 KB JPG Why couldn't my parents just let me keep an intact d---? All the other b------- they threw at me wasn't enough? Even if I salvage my life and try and start a family I can't enjoy it. It's hopeless. Why would they f--- me over like this? All they had to do is say no. Anonymous (ID: A8x07d/4 )! >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:34 No.497296456 Every day I thank Odin I'm uncircumcised. At least your unvaxxed right anon? Anonymous (ID: B3ccnbxY) >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:51 No.497296480 foregen is almost ready Anonymous (ID: 1C6M5X/x) [ 02/12/25(Wed)18:06:55 No.497296573 I just lurk these threads to witness amerisharts defend having their d---- mutilated 531 KB PNG
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: gECC7CAK) Circumcism congratulations ma'am you have a baby boy in absolutely perfect health Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)18:00:32 No.497295977 im so happy please cut the skin off his penis for no reason I 38 KB JPG Why couldn't my parents just let me keep an intact d---? All the other b------- they threw at me wasn't enough? Even if I salvage my life and try and start a family I can't enjoy it. It's hopeless. Why would they f--- me over like this? All they had to do is say no. Anonymous (ID: A8x07d/4 )! >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:34 No.497296456 Every day I thank Odin I'm uncircumcised. At least your unvaxxed right anon? Anonymous (ID: B3ccnbxY) >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:51 No.497296480 foregen is almost ready Anonymous (ID: 1C6M5X/x) [ 02/12/25(Wed)18:06:55 No.497296573 I just lurk these threads to witness amerisharts defend having their d---- mutilated 531 KB PNG

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: XIN8iXv5 ) Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:20:45 No.497292126 How do you feel about taxes? 49 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nAzOveSf) 02/12/25(Wed)17:21:41 No.497292214 Absolute necessity for a modern society. Anonymous (ID: 9njHRAKZ)! 02/12/25(Wed)17:23:01 No.497292338 >>497292126 (OP). Taxation is theft besides being a complete waste of money
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: XIN8iXv5 ) Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:20:45 No.497292126 How do you feel about taxes? 49 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nAzOveSf) 02/12/25(Wed)17:21:41 No.497292214 Absolute necessity for a modern society. Anonymous (ID: 9njHRAKZ)! 02/12/25(Wed)17:23:01 No.497292338 >>497292126 (OP). Taxation is theft besides being a complete waste of money

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Some men just want to see the world burn | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) If Reddit was right wing X 36 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:50:56 No.497295023 Upon using X for 5 weeks, I changed my mind. Reddit is no longer the most retarded website. Literally no website is more humourless than X. Everybody takes nothing with a grain of salt and will immediately react with hostility to any obvious joke. Every X user genuinely believes that the world revolves around this website. Example? You ever heard of a MAGA communist? You would have on X They have a real hate boner for pedos but corporal punishment gets a free pass. Some forms of child abuse are more equal than others. The same people who licked trumps a------ during the election are now complaining about his support of Israel What did you expect, really? Anonymous (ID: t4RpV7sk)! >>497295023 (OP) kill yourself diarrhea drinker Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) >>497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:51:42 No.497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:59:38 No.497295895 See, this is the kind of fire I like to see in online discourse.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) If Reddit was right wing X 36 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:50:56 No.497295023 Upon using X for 5 weeks, I changed my mind. Reddit is no longer the most retarded website. Literally no website is more humourless than X. Everybody takes nothing with a grain of salt and will immediately react with hostility to any obvious joke. Every X user genuinely believes that the world revolves around this website. Example? You ever heard of a MAGA communist? You would have on X They have a real hate boner for pedos but corporal punishment gets a free pass. Some forms of child abuse are more equal than others. The same people who licked trumps a------ during the election are now complaining about his support of Israel What did you expect, really? Anonymous (ID: t4RpV7sk)! >>497295023 (OP) kill yourself diarrhea drinker Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) >>497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:51:42 No.497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:59:38 No.497295895 See, this is the kind of fire I like to see in online discourse.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2025 02:23:35 No.41545529 View Report >be me >out with friends >walk arouund uncomfortably with them as they all have a nice group convo, try to keep up and say something funny and relevant but the vibes just hit the floor every time >debrief with that one close friend. "You were being boring anon" >Fuaark. Time to find new friends S----- stilted small talk. I can't begin to understand how groups of people can hang out with each other and just gel. Am I doomed to be this way forever?
Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2025 02:23:35 No.41545529 View Report >be me >out with friends >walk arouund uncomfortably with them as they all have a nice group convo, try to keep up and say something funny and relevant but the vibes just hit the floor every time >debrief with that one close friend. "You were being boring anon" >Fuaark. Time to find new friends S----- stilted small talk. I can't begin to understand how groups of people can hang out with each other and just gel. Am I doomed to be this way forever?

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