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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: G8dhjiyK) 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:50 No.497300084 NHS Property Services S-------: Community Hospital Minor Injury Unit Open 8.00 to 20.30 hours only This is a smoke free area 799 KB PNG >*Dial 999* >"Thank you for calling NHS services" >"Please select from the following 6 gorillion options so we can get you to the right person" >*76 options later* >"I'm sorry f-----, but you had your emergency outside of our operating hours" >"Please call again from 8 am to 8:30pm for assistance" >*Call during operating hours* >*Wait on hold to some s----- music for 7 hours* >Operator: "Thank you for calling s------- medical centre. My name is Emma how may I help?" >Patient: "I've sprained my ankle in 2019 and it still hurts today" >Operator: "Blah blah blah, lets take you entire life story and personal data for some reason" >"Okay, we have an appointment available with our bone doctor in 23 weeks time" >"Its in our bone ward, you know, the temporary building we put up in 30 years ago" FFW 22 weeks >*Receives call* >"Sorry, but our bone doctor is on holiday in the s------- country she immigrated from" >"We'll have to reschedule the appointment for two weeks ahead" Does this happen in any other country?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: gECC7CAK) Circumcism congratulations ma'am you have a baby boy in absolutely perfect health Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)18:00:32 No.497295977 im so happy please cut the skin off his penis for no reason I 38 KB JPG Why couldn't my parents just let me keep an intact d---? All the other b------- they threw at me wasn't enough? Even if I salvage my life and try and start a family I can't enjoy it. It's hopeless. Why would they f--- me over like this? All they had to do is say no. Anonymous (ID: A8x07d/4 )! >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:34 No.497296456 Every day I thank Odin I'm uncircumcised. At least your unvaxxed right anon? Anonymous (ID: B3ccnbxY) >>497295977 (OP) 02/12/25(Wed)18:05:51 No.497296480 foregen is almost ready Anonymous (ID: 1C6M5X/x) [ 02/12/25(Wed)18:06:55 No.497296573 I just lurk these threads to witness amerisharts defend having their d---- mutilated 531 KB PNG

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: XIN8iXv5 ) Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:20:45 No.497292126 How do you feel about taxes? 49 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: nAzOveSf) 02/12/25(Wed)17:21:41 No.497292214 Absolute necessity for a modern society. Anonymous (ID: 9njHRAKZ)! 02/12/25(Wed)17:23:01 No.497292338 >>497292126 (OP). Taxation is theft besides being a complete waste of money

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Some men just want to see the world burn | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) If Reddit was right wing X 36 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 02/12/25(Wed)17:50:56 No.497295023 Upon using X for 5 weeks, I changed my mind. Reddit is no longer the most retarded website. Literally no website is more humourless than X. Everybody takes nothing with a grain of salt and will immediately react with hostility to any obvious joke. Every X user genuinely believes that the world revolves around this website. Example? You ever heard of a MAGA communist? You would have on X They have a real hate boner for pedos but corporal punishment gets a free pass. Some forms of child abuse are more equal than others. The same people who licked trumps a------ during the election are now complaining about his support of Israel What did you expect, really? Anonymous (ID: t4RpV7sk)! >>497295023 (OP) kill yourself diarrhea drinker Anonymous (ID: B82kgw/u) >>497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:51:42 No.497295086 02/12/25(Wed)17:59:38 No.497295895 See, this is the kind of fire I like to see in online discourse.

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Anon third wheels his friend group | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Wed 04 Dec 2025 02:23:35 No.41545529 View Report >be me >out with friends >walk arouund uncomfortably with them as they all have a nice group convo, try to keep up and say something funny and relevant but the vibes just hit the floor every time >debrief with that one close friend. "You were being boring anon" >Fuaark. Time to find new friends S----- stilted small talk. I can't begin to understand how groups of people can hang out with each other and just gel. Am I doomed to be this way forever?

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Anon is a Russian immigrant in Germany | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: nnDKjUy9) A 572 KB JPG 02/12/25(Wed)21:18:09 No.497280617 >be me >Russian in Germany >hate NATO, Westeoids and Gays >love BRICS, Putin and superior Russian culture and women >Krauts can only seethe as we slowly conquer their country

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Anon sits on IPs and does nothing with them | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)14:09:14 No.208600204 >be Disney >Make d--- tracy >Is well recieved and makes a ton of money >Forget to buy the rights >Do nothing with it ever >be Disney >Make the rocketeer >Is well recieved and makes a ton of money >Forget to buy the rights >Do nothing with it ever >be Disney >Make Namia >Is well recieved and makes a ton of money >Forget to buy the rights >Do nothing with it ever >be Disney >Make Percy Jackson >Is well recieved and makes a ton of money >Forget to buy the rights >Do nothing with it ever

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Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)19:54:49 No.80336630 8 Discord 1739369954327.jpg 17 KB JPG Are there any non degenerate ways to use discord? : Anonymous >>80336630 (OP) # 02/12/25(Wed)20:01:40 No.80336657 Dont join anime communities dont join teen communities dont join furry communities there you go, now you can use discord normally.

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Ten million Indians take holy dip on key day of Kumbh Mela festival Anonymous (ID: IJoyQcDm) 02/12/25(Wed)03:03:08 No.497232455 and in unrelated news, the entire fish population of the Ganges has mysteriously died

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Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)16:08:19 No.702750904 MY ORANGE-AID 10 U.S. G T BEER 10 COLA 10 INSPE Donald's McDerait 106 KB JPG >Welcome to steam, May I take your game order?

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Hammy just didn't have the heart... | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

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Anonymous 15 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)18:33:36 No.80331749 >got pulled over for speeding on the way to the bridge to kill myself. >couldn't tell the cops the truth. >have 3 points on my licence and pay a fine. Ill try again tomorrow.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: G8dhjiyK) 02/12/25(Wed)18:43:50 No.497300084 NHS Property Services S-------: Community Hospital Minor Injury Unit Open 8.00 to 20.30 hours only This is a smoke free area 799 KB PNG >*Dial 999* >"Thank you for calling NHS services" >"Please select from the following 6 gorillion options so we can get you to the right person" >*76 options later* >"I'm sorry f-----, but you had your emergency outside of our operating hours" >"Please call again from 8 am to 8:30pm for assistance" >*Call during operating hours* >*Wait on hold to some s----- music for 7 hours* >Operator: "Thank you for calling s------- medical centre. My name is Emma how may I help?" >Patient: "I've sprained my ankle in 2019 and it still hurts today" >Operator: "Blah blah blah, lets take you entire life story and personal data for some reason" >"Okay, we have an appointment available with our bone doctor in 23 weeks time" >"Its in our bone ward, you know, the temporary building we put up in 30 years ago" FFW 22 weeks >*Receives call* >"Sorry, but our bone doctor is on holiday in the s------- country she immigrated from" >"We'll have to reschedule the appointment for two weeks ahead" Does this happen in any other country?

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