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Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)19:54:49 No.80336630 8 Discord 1739369954327.jpg 17 KB JPG Are there any non degenerate ways to use discord? : Anonymous >>80336630 (OP) # 02/12/25(Wed)20:01:40 No.80336657 Dont join anime communities dont join teen communities dont join furry communities there you go, now you can use discord normally.

Anonymous 02/12/25(Wed)19:54:49 No.80336630 8 Discord 1739369954327.jpg 17 KB JPG Are there any non degenerate ways to use discord? : Anonymous >>80336630 (OP) # 02/12/25(Wed)20:01:40 No.80336657 Dont join anime communities dont join teen communities dont join furry communities there you go, now you can use discord normally.

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Ten million Indians take holy dip on key day of Kumbh Mela festival Anonymous (ID: IJoyQcDm) 02/12/25(Wed)03:03:08 No.497232455 and in unrelated news, the entire fish population of the Ganges has mysteriously died

Ten million Indians take holy dip on key day of Kumbh Mela festival Anonymous (ID: IJoyQcDm) 02/12/25(Wed)03:03:08 No.497232455 and in unrelated news, the entire fish population of the Ganges has mysteriously died

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Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)16:08:19 No.702750904 MY ORANGE-AID 10 U.S. G T BEER 10 COLA 10 INSPE Donald's McDerait 106 KB JPG >Welcome to steam, May I take your game order?

Anonymous 02/11/25(Tue)16:08:19 No.702750904 MY ORANGE-AID 10 U.S. G T BEER 10 COLA 10 INSPE Donald's McDerait 106 KB JPG >Welcome to steam, May I take your game order?

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Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)15:01:08 No.504946585 Replies: >>504947761 >>504947850 >>504948334 >>504948936 >>504949032 >>504949653 Hamplanet stories? Hamplanet stories. >Be me >Be 17 >Working at McDicks >At the register taking orders 'cause I'm a poor n----- White Master Race checking in >Woman comes in with her two kids >Easily 400 lbs >Her kids are identical to her I mean like they look like 2 pieces of lard budded off of her and made two little amerifat bastards >She comes up and asks for 6 McDickles and a 20 piece chicken niglets >"Okay that'll be..." >"I'M NOT DONE YET"! cries the beast >She then asks her kids what they want >allmywut.jpeg How much food does one walking adipose tissue need? >She orders about 8 more burgers (4 for each kid) >It comes out to almost 40 dollars after they get fries and drinks >She fumbles through her purse to find a bunch of crumpled up dollars >She's panting just from going through her purse >Look over at the one daughter >She's sweating, and protruding from her pants is not a camel toe, not a moose knuckle, but what I call a mammoth hoof >The beasts comes up 5 dollars short >"I'll pay you another day" "Um, sorry mam I can't let you take some of this food" >The land whale breathes in and screams "You can't do that my kids are starving here" >Super bro manager comes up behind me "Mam I think they'd last a few years" >Her face turns red >A scene like no other ensues >She tries to climb over the counter and attack the manager >Shes screaming >I feared I would die by being crushed by the earths second moon >Half way up the counter she falls back down and lands on one of her kids taking them out > burst out laughing, everyone is laughing >She then has a heart attack, no joke >w-- >Ambulance comes >Her calves are crying >All I can do is laugh >They need other peoples help in there to get her onto the stretcher >Went on lunch break at the subway down the street >I might have given someone a heart attack >I may have killed someone >Her kids may never see their mom again >My sandwich was delicious

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Anonymous 15 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)18:33:36 No.80331749 >got pulled over for speeding on the way to the bridge to kill myself. >couldn't tell the cops the truth. >have 3 points on my licence and pay a fine. Ill try again tomorrow.

Anonymous 15 KB PNG 02/11/25(Tue)18:33:36 No.80331749 >got pulled over for speeding on the way to the bridge to kill myself. >couldn't tell the cops the truth. >have 3 points on my licence and pay a fine. Ill try again tomorrow.

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Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)18:58:41 No.702665731 000 Hop in, dude 1739192168936105.jpg 1.23 MB JPG

Anonymous 02/10/25(Mon)18:58:41 No.702665731 000 Hop in, dude 1739192168936105.jpg 1.23 MB JPG

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: USVAD060 ) Settings Mobile Home Disclose.tv 02/11/25(Tue)13:42:19 No.497169357 @disclosetv.21m NOW - Trump says the Palestinians are "living in hell" and will be moved to a "beautiful location." 0:25 99 136 446 KB JPG CORPS 640 ılıl 42K ↑ What beautiful location should they be moved to? Anonymous (ID: 3qGWuC8i ) Europe obviously 02/11/25(Tue)13:49:08 No.497169928

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: USVAD060 ) Settings Mobile Home Disclose.tv 02/11/25(Tue)13:42:19 No.497169357 @disclosetv.21m NOW - Trump says the Palestinians are "living in hell" and will be moved to a "beautiful location." 0:25 99 136 446 KB JPG CORPS 640 ılıl 42K ↑ What beautiful location should they be moved to? Anonymous (ID: 3qGWuC8i ) Europe obviously 02/11/25(Tue)13:49:08 No.497169928

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: S/Une2qn ) Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)17:11:14 No.497187313 What is it like being brown? 90 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: gq053LC0 ) 02/11/25(Tue)17:22:53 No.497188254 Probably sucks but I'm not white or brown 117 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 1x0keTZz) >>497188254 Shrek? 02/11/25(Tue)17:23:57 No.497188338

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: S/Une2qn ) Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)17:11:14 No.497187313 What is it like being brown? 90 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: gq053LC0 ) 02/11/25(Tue)17:22:53 No.497188254 Probably sucks but I'm not white or brown 117 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 1x0keTZz) >>497188254 Shrek? 02/11/25(Tue)17:23:57 No.497188338

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Anon is not a droid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)08:43:59 No.147419016 it-s-captain-sir.jpg 105 KB JPG >General Krell, your disrespect for me and my men is unacceptable. You treat clones as if we were mere droids. We are not droids, General. We think for ourselves. If we were droids, we would unquestioningly follow suicidal orders, like marching parade-formation down the middle of a highway with no scouting or cover. With droids, you could just order two companies to slaughter each other, and they'd do it. You could even distribute a backdoor into a droid's software to force them to turn on their superiors at the flap of a skug-beetle. Not us clones. We will not be underestimated, and we will not put up with your distespect. : Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)09:01:20 No.147419160 >>147419016 (OP) # >Rex what the f--- I just asked for a status report on the Umbaran counter attack what the f--- are you talking about

Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)08:43:59 No.147419016 it-s-captain-sir.jpg 105 KB JPG >General Krell, your disrespect for me and my men is unacceptable. You treat clones as if we were mere droids. We are not droids, General. We think for ourselves. If we were droids, we would unquestioningly follow suicidal orders, like marching parade-formation down the middle of a highway with no scouting or cover. With droids, you could just order two companies to slaughter each other, and they'd do it. You could even distribute a backdoor into a droid's software to force them to turn on their superiors at the flap of a skug-beetle. Not us clones. We will not be underestimated, and we will not put up with your distespect. : Anonymous 02/08/25(Sat)09:01:20 No.147419160 >>147419016 (OP) # >Rex what the f--- I just asked for a status report on the Umbaran counter attack what the f--- are you talking about

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself

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File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

File: Obama-DOGE.png (434 KB, 1158x1062) 6KiB, 318x159, download.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace 止 Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous [59/22] ID: Y62GCO4K Thu 06 Feb 2025 16:34:47 No.496712462 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>496712681 >>496712699 >>496713220 >>496713390 >>496713467 >>496713632 >>496713690 >>496713851 >>496714535 >>496714958 >>496715552 >>496715886 >>496716354 >>496716927 >>496717289 >>496717950 >>496718121 >>496718190 >>496718301 >>496718348 >>496719193 >>496719546 >>496720748 >>496720901 >>496720957 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

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Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production

Chud 1 hour ago Nº9704708 [Quote] >>9704711 (30.63 KB, 640x640) ImgOps File (hide): bb1.jpg File (hide): Screenshot 2025-01-23 1929....png (50.48 KB, 604x137) ImgOps Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production. DHT is a byproduct of testosterone that can shrink hair follicles, leading to hair loss. This process is called miniatur- ization and can result in male pattern baldness. 6-9 months 9-12 months >Yes, testosterone can cause hair loss in men through a process called dihydrotestosterone (DHT) production

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: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #

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Anonymous 719 KB JPG What happened? Anonymous we became better 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:06 No.702719864 Kratos then: >Evil m----------- who would drown his enemies in the blood of their own children. Kratos now: >Crying beta bitch cuck. 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:40 No.702719894

Anonymous 719 KB JPG What happened? Anonymous we became better 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:06 No.702719864 Kratos then: >Evil m----------- who would drown his enemies in the blood of their own children. Kratos now: >Crying beta bitch cuck. 02/12/25(Wed)00:54:40 No.702719894

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Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them

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