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File: 315ChNWa7LL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (31 KB, 894x540) Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)16:32:40 No.903273100 [Reply] >>903274380 >>903274786 >>903275387 >be me >fat 26 yo NEET living with parents >they get sick of me not having a job so they do random things to piss me off >they open the door to my room one day without knocking >"anon, you can't lock this door or have it closed anymore" >ask them why >"the things that you do in here can be done outside of your room, so just come outside to the living room" >doyouhaveautism.jpg >don't even bother listening to them and keep my door closed >they open it without knocking again and scream at me this time >got sick of this and planned revenge >eat the foulest food imaginable and diarrhea all over their bed while they're both at work >lock myself in my room with 12 bottles of water and a bucket in case i need to use the bathroom or get thirsty >they come back and and scream the loudest they've ever screamed, telling me to come and clean it up >give them no reaction and ignore them >it becomes night time and they both clean the bed then go to sleep >iwon.rar >furiously beat my meat afterwards >p--- at full volume >be sure to grunt and make a few extra noises myself >no arguments about keeping my door closed since
File: 315ChNWa7LL._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (31 KB, 894x540) Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)16:32:40 No.903273100 [Reply] >>903274380 >>903274786 >>903275387 >be me >fat 26 yo NEET living with parents >they get sick of me not having a job so they do random things to piss me off >they open the door to my room one day without knocking >"anon, you can't lock this door or have it closed anymore" >ask them why >"the things that you do in here can be done outside of your room, so just come outside to the living room" >doyouhaveautism.jpg >don't even bother listening to them and keep my door closed >they open it without knocking again and scream at me this time >got sick of this and planned revenge >eat the foulest food imaginable and diarrhea all over their bed while they're both at work >lock myself in my room with 12 bottles of water and a bucket in case i need to use the bathroom or get thirsty >they come back and and scream the loudest they've ever screamed, telling me to come and clean it up >give them no reaction and ignore them >it becomes night time and they both clean the bed then go to sleep >iwon.rar >furiously beat my meat afterwards >p--- at full volume >be sure to grunt and make a few extra noises myself >no arguments about keeping my door closed since

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Anon is 5'6 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/31/22(Sun)15:26:29 No.67796547 15 KB JPG >>67796514 # >5'6 Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning. and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss. It'd suck being a midge. >>67796580 # >>67797907 # >>67801380 # >>67802530 #
: Anonymous 07/31/22(Sun)15:26:29 No.67796547 15 KB JPG >>67796514 # >5'6 Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning. and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss. It'd suck being a midge. >>67796580 # >>67797907 # >>67801380 # >>67802530 #

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Anon saw Barbie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)18:07:20 No.188053693 mn png-clipart-crying-frog-illustration-pepe-the-frog-internet-meme- humour-frog-leaf-animals-thumbnail.png 9 KB PNG >be me >just saw barbie movie >wearing a pink suit >group of zoomers approach >"Did you see Barbie?it good? good?" >"it was kino" >"What?" >repeat myself >"What does that mean?" >mumble that it was good >"Huh?" >runaway through mall crying >hide in bathroom : Anonymous >miss my showing of oppenheimer Why is it so hard bros? 07/26/23(Wed)18:09:45 No.188053761
: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)18:07:20 No.188053693 mn png-clipart-crying-frog-illustration-pepe-the-frog-internet-meme- humour-frog-leaf-animals-thumbnail.png 9 KB PNG >be me >just saw barbie movie >wearing a pink suit >group of zoomers approach >"Did you see Barbie?it good? good?" >"it was kino" >"What?" >repeat myself >"What does that mean?" >mumble that it was good >"Huh?" >runaway through mall crying >hide in bathroom : Anonymous >miss my showing of oppenheimer Why is it so hard bros? 07/26/23(Wed)18:09:45 No.188053761

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Anon needs to lock his stash up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Help please California EDIBLES. 4 CA 1000mg THC A MIXED FRUIT SATIVA California FIRE 07/27/23(Thu)05:14:12 No.29447107 California FIRE MIXED FRUIT E35F2298-4DD4-4535-BC95-EC771A543567.jpg 353 KB JPG >>29447232 # >be me, 24m >little sister 11f has been rebelling a lot >turns out she snuck into my room and raided my snack drawer TM >snack drawer included 15 100mg edibles >not in an edible package so can't blame her other than being retarded >she ate them all >/f---/ >go up to her room, she's knocked out cold >go on 4ch to make a post. : Anonymous >>29447107 (OP) # Call poison control What in the actual f--- do I do? She's going to be high for f------ days. She's supposed to go to a party (birthday) tonight but obviously that isn't happening. She needs to be sobered up by tomorrow. W-- do I do? In case I lose the thread here is my session 05a12e9a0b57db8009b7150ba278cac351c d75c8efd4950b59f8ebef7374c4b800 : Anonymous Hahahahaha oh f--- 07/27/23(Thu)05:17:54 No.29447126 07/27/23(Thu)05:19:23 No.29447134
: Anonymous Help please California EDIBLES. 4 CA 1000mg THC A MIXED FRUIT SATIVA California FIRE 07/27/23(Thu)05:14:12 No.29447107 California FIRE MIXED FRUIT E35F2298-4DD4-4535-BC95-EC771A543567.jpg 353 KB JPG >>29447232 # >be me, 24m >little sister 11f has been rebelling a lot >turns out she snuck into my room and raided my snack drawer TM >snack drawer included 15 100mg edibles >not in an edible package so can't blame her other than being retarded >she ate them all >/f---/ >go up to her room, she's knocked out cold >go on 4ch to make a post. : Anonymous >>29447107 (OP) # Call poison control What in the actual f--- do I do? She's going to be high for f------ days. She's supposed to go to a party (birthday) tonight but obviously that isn't happening. She needs to be sobered up by tomorrow. W-- do I do? In case I lose the thread here is my session 05a12e9a0b57db8009b7150ba278cac351c d75c8efd4950b59f8ebef7374c4b800 : Anonymous Hahahahaha oh f--- 07/27/23(Thu)05:17:54 No.29447126 07/27/23(Thu)05:19:23 No.29447134

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Anon wonders how be racist toward aliens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>35405318 # >call them martians even though they don't come from mars >call them little green man despite them being gray sounds good and offensive 07/26/23(Wed)15:41:18 No.35405403
: Anonymous >>35405318 # >call them martians even though they don't come from mars >call them little green man despite them being gray sounds good and offensive 07/26/23(Wed)15:41:18 No.35405403

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Anon pulls a prank....... | /r/Greentext

23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank
23 KB JPG >tell f----- brother he just got pranked >"how?" >tell him to look in his room >he spends 10 minutes looking for the prank >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank

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anon eats at McDonald's | /r/Greentext

Screenshot_20230725-233728.png 368 KB PNG >be me >22 >Go to McDonald's at like 10pm >Order a 20 piece nugget >Open the box >11 nuggets in both boxes totaling to 22 >Look the employee dead in the eyes with a slight grin >After his shift suck the skin off his d--- >Go home >Sit down on computer and watch funny cat vids How was your week anons?
Screenshot_20230725-233728.png 368 KB PNG >be me >22 >Go to McDonald's at like 10pm >Order a 20 piece nugget >Open the box >11 nuggets in both boxes totaling to 22 >Look the employee dead in the eyes with a slight grin >After his shift suck the skin off his d--- >Go home >Sit down on computer and watch funny cat vids How was your week anons?

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anon something ghostly is going to happen. | /r/Greentext

146 KB PNG >be me >have sleep paralysis every now and then, pretty rare >wake up, can't move, paralyzed below neck >scared for some reason >see some black, humanoid shape silhoutte in room corner >nothing outstandingly bad, but don't want to deal with it anymore >start jerking off aggresively every time before bed, staring into that corner to assert dominance and show that I don't fear >one night wake up >can't move, heart racing >skinless woman looking thing with dozens of eyes on her face sitting on me, straddling. Has hands with claws like Freddy Kruger knife fingers but on both hands >nearly s--- myself >it whispers >"sleep naked you coward, I'll f--- you so hard you'll never be able to get off to any other human again" >"I'll be waiting, worm" >shut my eyes, praying to Lord to deliver me from this evil >surrounded my bed with salt the next day, no longer try to assert any sort of dominance >get sleep paralysis now more often, same s--- with silhoutte in dark room corner >week ago silhoutte moved to foot of the bed, looks like it stands behind salt line but I'm still getting nervous how f----- am I it's all in my head, just my f----- up imagination, right?
146 KB PNG >be me >have sleep paralysis every now and then, pretty rare >wake up, can't move, paralyzed below neck >scared for some reason >see some black, humanoid shape silhoutte in room corner >nothing outstandingly bad, but don't want to deal with it anymore >start jerking off aggresively every time before bed, staring into that corner to assert dominance and show that I don't fear >one night wake up >can't move, heart racing >skinless woman looking thing with dozens of eyes on her face sitting on me, straddling. Has hands with claws like Freddy Kruger knife fingers but on both hands >nearly s--- myself >it whispers >"sleep naked you coward, I'll f--- you so hard you'll never be able to get off to any other human again" >"I'll be waiting, worm" >shut my eyes, praying to Lord to deliver me from this evil >surrounded my bed with salt the next day, no longer try to assert any sort of dominance >get sleep paralysis now more often, same s--- with silhoutte in dark room corner >week ago silhoutte moved to foot of the bed, looks like it stands behind salt line but I'm still getting nervous how f----- am I it's all in my head, just my f----- up imagination, right?

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Anon questions reality itself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous W-- IS REALITY? 98 KB JPG 07/26/23 (Wed)19:44:26 No.74167057 >live on a rock floating in the middle of some endless black space >no matter if we go up or down or to the left or the right its just never ending darkness with some fireballs and other rocks >something called "time" exists and no one knows what it is and why it seems to affect reality and everything in it >"future" and "past" exist and no one knows what it is either and if they even exist >no real proof existence even exists >somehow no one questions it >somehow no one goes insane by it >somehow everyone I tell this thinks I have some sort of psychosis How tf do we exist and how can I stop feeling so weird all the time? My head hurts and my heart races every time I think about it and it drives me insane that there is no answer for this. WHERE TF ARE WE AND HOW IS EVERYTHING EVEN POSSIBLE?
Anonymous W-- IS REALITY? 98 KB JPG 07/26/23 (Wed)19:44:26 No.74167057 >live on a rock floating in the middle of some endless black space >no matter if we go up or down or to the left or the right its just never ending darkness with some fireballs and other rocks >something called "time" exists and no one knows what it is and why it seems to affect reality and everything in it >"future" and "past" exist and no one knows what it is either and if they even exist >no real proof existence even exists >somehow no one questions it >somehow no one goes insane by it >somehow everyone I tell this thinks I have some sort of psychosis How tf do we exist and how can I stop feeling so weird all the time? My head hurts and my heart races every time I think about it and it drives me insane that there is no answer for this. WHERE TF ARE WE AND HOW IS EVERYTHING EVEN POSSIBLE?

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Anon Has Muscles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)12:45:21 No.71733376 20C69F63-4B9B-4584-A439-4FC9E0877BCF.jpg 977 KB JPG >walk into asian salon for a cut >old lady at the counter >"oh wayoww big musso" feels good to lift
: Anonymous 07/26/23(Wed)12:45:21 No.71733376 20C69F63-4B9B-4584-A439-4FC9E0877BCF.jpg 977 KB JPG >walk into asian salon for a cut >old lady at the counter >"oh wayoww big musso" feels good to lift

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Nooo you're too smart sir, you need to be stupid and waste your mone | /r/Greentext

782 KB PNG >go to casino >play blackjack >look at cards >see numbers >make good guesses about whether you should hit or stand because of the numbers that everyone can see on the table >"Sir will you please come with me, you're counting cards and you need to leave" How the F--- is this allowed? How the f--- can knowing how to do math in your head not be allowed?
782 KB PNG >go to casino >play blackjack >look at cards >see numbers >make good guesses about whether you should hit or stand because of the numbers that everyone can see on the table >"Sir will you please come with me, you're counting cards and you need to leave" How the F--- is this allowed? How the f--- can knowing how to do math in your head not be allowed?

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Anon shares his thoughts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Flevore Yunun UINLADD SAGA 66 KB JPG 07/26/23(Wed)07:42:49 No.188027311 >no shoehorned diversity at all >Respect for the culture and history they're trying to adapt to the page/screen >White people are portrayed either neutrally or positively >Christians are portrayed as good people, kind and gentle with hope and more importantly, just people like you and me >Everyone is just trying to survive in a harsh history no matter their creed >Women are strong but feminine and don't defy history by embracing their roles as mothers, wives and daughters >Above all, all the characters have interesting motivations and are three dimensional rather than a dot point on a California writer's room whiteboard about diversity Tell me, why should I care about the writer's strike again when I have Japan?
: Anonymous Flevore Yunun UINLADD SAGA 66 KB JPG 07/26/23(Wed)07:42:49 No.188027311 >no shoehorned diversity at all >Respect for the culture and history they're trying to adapt to the page/screen >White people are portrayed either neutrally or positively >Christians are portrayed as good people, kind and gentle with hope and more importantly, just people like you and me >Everyone is just trying to survive in a harsh history no matter their creed >Women are strong but feminine and don't defy history by embracing their roles as mothers, wives and daughters >Above all, all the characters have interesting motivations and are three dimensional rather than a dot point on a California writer's room whiteboard about diversity Tell me, why should I care about the writer's strike again when I have Japan?

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Anon has an encounter with a femboy | /r/Greentext

- File: Killme.png (274 KB, 385x242) sadness drooping upper eyelids sing focus in eyes sight pulling down of p corners Visceral regret after f------ a femboy Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue) 10:13:13 No.74152235 [Reply]► >>74156496 >>74156581 >>74156714 >Early twenties guy >Zero luck with women despite having had multiple short term relationships and sexual encounters >Match with a femboy on a straight dating app >Gut feeling tells me that what I'm doing is disgusting and unnatural if not a crime against nature altogether as I halfheartedly go along with his perverted sexting So lonely and desperate that I end up going to his place a few days later >He's a femboy, but markedly less feminine than he seemed >Korean ESL with godawful unattractive accent and terrible "dirty talk" >Already began dissociating the moment I entered, felt like it was too late to back out due to how in shock I was >At the same time felt bad for him, he seemed genuinely as lonely as I was >End up forcing myself to make out with him after he prompts me to, he blows me and gives me a h------ as I rim him >Vividly uncomfortable to the point that I feel like my mind is shutting down to protect itself from the horrific act I'm reluctantly partaking in >Jesus Christ what the f--- am I doing >This goes on for what feels like hours >Manage to c-- from physical stimulation alone, cognitive dissonance prevents me from feeling any sort of arousal or pleasure >He swallows it all the same and seems oblivious to how awful it is for me >We "cuddle" and awkwardly chat while I'm contemplating suicide internally >We start f------ again somehow, make it f------ stop >Finish again on his face >Force myself to fall asleep while the little f------ freak holds me >Wake up 6 hours later >Fresh horror sinks in as I realize over again what happened >Groggily eek out that I have to leave >Do so while feeling both spiritually and mentally dead inside while simultaneously feeling like I've just escaped some kind of demented afterlife reserved only for the most detestable human beings imaginable >This was 4 days ago >I'm feeling worse each day about what happened I've never felt so f------ violated in my entire life.
- File: Killme.png (274 KB, 385x242) sadness drooping upper eyelids sing focus in eyes sight pulling down of p corners Visceral regret after f------ a femboy Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue) 10:13:13 No.74152235 [Reply]► >>74156496 >>74156581 >>74156714 >Early twenties guy >Zero luck with women despite having had multiple short term relationships and sexual encounters >Match with a femboy on a straight dating app >Gut feeling tells me that what I'm doing is disgusting and unnatural if not a crime against nature altogether as I halfheartedly go along with his perverted sexting So lonely and desperate that I end up going to his place a few days later >He's a femboy, but markedly less feminine than he seemed >Korean ESL with godawful unattractive accent and terrible "dirty talk" >Already began dissociating the moment I entered, felt like it was too late to back out due to how in shock I was >At the same time felt bad for him, he seemed genuinely as lonely as I was >End up forcing myself to make out with him after he prompts me to, he blows me and gives me a h------ as I rim him >Vividly uncomfortable to the point that I feel like my mind is shutting down to protect itself from the horrific act I'm reluctantly partaking in >Jesus Christ what the f--- am I doing >This goes on for what feels like hours >Manage to c-- from physical stimulation alone, cognitive dissonance prevents me from feeling any sort of arousal or pleasure >He swallows it all the same and seems oblivious to how awful it is for me >We "cuddle" and awkwardly chat while I'm contemplating suicide internally >We start f------ again somehow, make it f------ stop >Finish again on his face >Force myself to fall asleep while the little f------ freak holds me >Wake up 6 hours later >Fresh horror sinks in as I realize over again what happened >Groggily eek out that I have to leave >Do so while feeling both spiritually and mentally dead inside while simultaneously feeling like I've just escaped some kind of demented afterlife reserved only for the most detestable human beings imaginable >This was 4 days ago >I'm feeling worse each day about what happened I've never felt so f------ violated in my entire life.

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Anon had a cruel MoM and loving gay father | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual
Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual

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Anon actually is an autist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead
Anonymous AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead

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Americans be playing Jenga with houses | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +rek0r8/) 07/24/23 (Mon)00:00:55 No.55642263 352 >>55648394 # american_woodhouse.jpg 325 KB JPG >Be America >Buy a house >That will be $700k + tip excluding health insurance >Sir would you like dual drive way and a heated pool in the backyard for only a subscription of $3999 every 10 months or a one time payment of $10k? >Wind comes setting in >House gone
: Anonymous (ID: +rek0r8/) 07/24/23 (Mon)00:00:55 No.55642263 352 >>55648394 # american_woodhouse.jpg 325 KB JPG >Be America >Buy a house >That will be $700k + tip excluding health insurance >Sir would you like dual drive way and a heated pool in the backyard for only a subscription of $3999 every 10 months or a one time payment of $10k? >Wind comes setting in >House gone

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Alcoholic at 19?!?!? | /r/Greentext

How Spongebob saved my me 07/15/23(Sat) 20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it 178 KB JPG >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
How Spongebob saved my me 07/15/23(Sat) 20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it 178 KB JPG >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Average /pol/ discourse on Ukraine | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 5WojRkXk) 3 07/26/23(Wed)16:17:50 No.435801010 A30B 790cefc7-d773-4e44-9ae5-c49ca25929da-copy.jpg 158 KB JPG F >100% White >Founded by Nazis >Protects its own gene pool as per its Constitution >Multiple unique Ideologies >/pol/ still hates them : Anonymous (ID: SsY8104B) 46 KB JPG your own utopia fever dream of a country cannot satisfy you, what will? 07/26/23(Wed)16:19:41 No.435801106 >>435801010 (OP) # > Slavs > White
: Anonymous (ID: 5WojRkXk) 3 07/26/23(Wed)16:17:50 No.435801010 A30B 790cefc7-d773-4e44-9ae5-c49ca25929da-copy.jpg 158 KB JPG F >100% White >Founded by Nazis >Protects its own gene pool as per its Constitution >Multiple unique Ideologies >/pol/ still hates them : Anonymous (ID: SsY8104B) 46 KB JPG your own utopia fever dream of a country cannot satisfy you, what will? 07/26/23(Wed)16:19:41 No.435801106 >>435801010 (OP) # > Slavs > White

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM
Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728
: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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