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782 KB PNG >go to casino >play blackjack >look at cards >see numbers >make good guesses about whether you should hit or stand because of the numbers that everyone can see on the table >"Sir will you please come with me, you're counting cards and you need to leave" How the F--- is this allowed? How the f--- can knowing how to do math in your head not be allowed?

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File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.

File: Cap.png (1.3 MB, 991x933) MARVEL STUDIOS CAPTAIN AMERICA BRAVE NEW WORLD ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:45:38 No.208632794 ►>>208632890 >>208632906 >>208632916 >>208633419 >>208633616 >>208633963 >>208634186 >>208634190 >>208635207 >>208635328 >>208635430 >>208635517 >>208635723 >>208635792 >>208636219 >>208636784 >>208636890 >>208637997 >>208638866 >>208639039 >>208640776 >>208641245 >>208642522 >>208643132 >>208643536 >$180M including reshoots https://www.vulture.com/article/inside-captain-america-brave-new-world s-chaotic-production.html At least it won't flop too badly. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)10:49:55 No.208632906 >>208632980 >>208633436 >>208633542 >>208634180 >>208634212 >>208634222 >>208635268 >>208635281 >>208639600 >>208639713 >>208640996 File: sabra.jpg (551 KB, 2400x1600) >>208632794 (OP) This was the reason for the reshoots btw. https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sabra-captain-america-brave-new-world- israeli-mossad-controversy-1236300179/ ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:20:05 No.208633542 >>208632906 what the f--- were they thinking? ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)11:50:10 No.208634222 ►>>208634258 >>208632906 >IMAGINE adapting a character whose origin story includes killing kids, making Hulk sad and wearing the worst costume ever. ☐ Anonymous 02/14/25(Fri)12:40:59 No.208635281 >>208641077 >>208641305 >>208632906 > Kills Palestinian kid. > Red Hulk looks at her, then he smiles. >>208636752 >>208638514 > "RED HULK NOW BUILD BEACH FRONT PROPERTY!!"

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: Anonymous Flevore Yunun UINLADD SAGA 66 KB JPG 07/26/23(Wed)07:42:49 No.188027311 >no shoehorned diversity at all >Respect for the culture and history they're trying to adapt to the page/screen >White people are portrayed either neutrally or positively >Christians are portrayed as good people, kind and gentle with hope and more importantly, just people like you and me >Everyone is just trying to survive in a harsh history no matter their creed >Women are strong but feminine and don't defy history by embracing their roles as mothers, wives and daughters >Above all, all the characters have interesting motivations and are three dimensional rather than a dot point on a California writer's room whiteboard about diversity Tell me, why should I care about the writer's strike again when I have Japan?

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- File: Killme.png (274 KB, 385x242) sadness drooping upper eyelids sing focus in eyes sight pulling down of p corners Visceral regret after f------ a femboy Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue) 10:13:13 No.74152235 [Reply]► >>74156496 >>74156581 >>74156714 >Early twenties guy >Zero luck with women despite having had multiple short term relationships and sexual encounters >Match with a femboy on a straight dating app >Gut feeling tells me that what I'm doing is disgusting and unnatural if not a crime against nature altogether as I halfheartedly go along with his perverted sexting So lonely and desperate that I end up going to his place a few days later >He's a femboy, but markedly less feminine than he seemed >Korean ESL with godawful unattractive accent and terrible "dirty talk" >Already began dissociating the moment I entered, felt like it was too late to back out due to how in shock I was >At the same time felt bad for him, he seemed genuinely as lonely as I was >End up forcing myself to make out with him after he prompts me to, he blows me and gives me a h------ as I rim him >Vividly uncomfortable to the point that I feel like my mind is shutting down to protect itself from the horrific act I'm reluctantly partaking in >Jesus Christ what the f--- am I doing >This goes on for what feels like hours >Manage to c-- from physical stimulation alone, cognitive dissonance prevents me from feeling any sort of arousal or pleasure >He swallows it all the same and seems oblivious to how awful it is for me >We "cuddle" and awkwardly chat while I'm contemplating suicide internally >We start f------ again somehow, make it f------ stop >Finish again on his face >Force myself to fall asleep while the little f------ freak holds me >Wake up 6 hours later >Fresh horror sinks in as I realize over again what happened >Groggily eek out that I have to leave >Do so while feeling both spiritually and mentally dead inside while simultaneously feeling like I've just escaped some kind of demented afterlife reserved only for the most detestable human beings imaginable >This was 4 days ago >I'm feeling worse each day about what happened I've never felt so f------ violated in my entire life.

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Anon had a cruel MoM and loving gay father | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/06/22(Wed)10:16:16 No.68095277 >Be 6 at the time >Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom >One day she got drunk and high and 63 KB JPG locked me in a wardrobe >I was hungry and the loud party music upset me >I cried all night while she f----- random teens and smoked weed >Her a------ boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying >Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets >I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night >Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me >A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads >Best parents ever >Never harmed me in any way >treated me like a king >Provided me the best quality of life >Always supported me >They never treated me differently for being heterosexual

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Anonymous AUTISTIC AUTISM ENPRISTAVER CHILD AREA 06/24/19(Mon)22:40:27 No.8030973 >Be me >born around 2lbs >survive that >pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple >nurse puts it back in 308 KB PNG >almost spawn killed myself >gets autism instead

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: Anonymous (ID: +rek0r8/) 07/24/23 (Mon)00:00:55 No.55642263 352 >>55648394 # american_woodhouse.jpg 325 KB JPG >Be America >Buy a house >That will be $700k + tip excluding health insurance >Sir would you like dual drive way and a heated pool in the backyard for only a subscription of $3999 every 10 months or a one time payment of $10k? >Wind comes setting in >House gone

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: Anonymous (ID: 5WojRkXk) 3 07/26/23(Wed)16:17:50 No.435801010 A30B 790cefc7-d773-4e44-9ae5-c49ca25929da-copy.jpg 158 KB JPG F >100% White >Founded by Nazis >Protects its own gene pool as per its Constitution >Multiple unique Ideologies >/pol/ still hates them : Anonymous (ID: SsY8104B) 46 KB JPG your own utopia fever dream of a country cannot satisfy you, what will? 07/26/23(Wed)16:19:41 No.435801106 >>435801010 (OP) # > Slavs > White

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Apm Enter character name Breton Face Olled Brown ATED RETOURS Anonymous 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM 6gx6JwqQ rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD Anonymous x3GpQmik You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous >>457985081 >my sides 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjlh 457978523A WCSENI71 457985081 457985145 457985329 >>457978523 >>457985081 It... It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

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: Anonymous 36 KB JPG should I? 06/03/22(Fri)09:22:32 No.68895675 >be me >15 years old at the time >having my first time with a 19 year old girl (I made her believe that I was 17) >learns a month later that she has a boyfriend >4 years later I go on her insta and I learn that she is now married to her boyfriend >mfw I'm a time bomb and I can create a divorce at any time : Anonymous it would be funny 06/03/22(Fri)09:27:50 No.68895728

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: Anonymous 81 KB PNG 07/25/23(Tue) 20:44:28 No.32108810 Why do all black trans women want to f--- masc white men? I'm a masc white top and I like black trans girls. But they're always trying to get into my butt. What's the deal? 07/25/23(Tue)20:45:32 No.32108818 : Anonymous >>32108810 (OP) # They just love s---.

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